It's been a while.
Female VA thread.
3's and 7's get read.
If you spam rerolls I probably won't read it.
I will read literally anything.
GLHF
I summon blue eyes white dragon in attack position
It was me, Dio!
"I love you Miguel you have always been my true love"
I just want to hear that once in my life fuck me ;^;
>>688250703
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s7DnycWSmn
>>688251043
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07nbkVtGgEJ
>>688250928
Rolling for this
I'm a dirty cock slut give me your smelly cum darling
What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
>>688251391
Thanks I truly needed that now I can say a qtie told me that at least once in my life suicide is getting closer and closer
>>688251947
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PK149yWc4K
Yes little boys put your meat in mommy's mouth give me all your smelly cum how can you little brats love and old hag like me ~Ara ~Ara
yeah, yeah, suck my nard
>>688252567
Rolin
Reroll
>>688252567
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13agPP5m7WQ
>>688253264
Holy raviolli you gave me such a boner how do you sound so cute?
I love you
"Should I make your pulse rise?....Or STOP!"
It's not like I want your dick inside of me b-baka
rolling for pic related
>>688253883
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KK9sb0rDPg
(Thanks!)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ima bout to do
Sum kinky shit with u
>>688250069
OP
Srs question, does doing this stuff for guys actually turn you on....I ask because of
>>688253264
dafuq woman ?
Yes give me your cock! I love my son's cock! I'm a dirty whore who loves to fuck with her own son! I'm my son's cumdump ! Fill me up please before your father comes home.
>>688254423
Meatball, meatball, spaghetti underneath! Ravioli, ravioli, great barrier reef!
>>688254964
Reroll for oedipus fantasy
"The mewling of your orphan children amuses me! How's that for funny?"
WHAT IN FUCK IS DONE TO THIS POOR RIFLE? STUPID HICK AMERICAN WITH TEN GALLON HAT AND GIANT PICKUP TRUCK LOOKS AT PERFECTLY FINE SIMONOV KARBIN AND SAYS "NO, RIFLE NEED MORE DUMB SHIT ON IT"?
WHAT IS REASON FOR PISTOL GRIP? IF YOU NEED TO FIRE FROM HIP IN EMERGENCY, NOW HAND IS TWISTED INTO PAINFUL ANGLE AND YOU MISS EVERY ENEMY! LOOK AT WRONG ANGLE OF BAYONET! LOOK AT CHEAP PLASTIC MAGAZINE THAT FEEDS CARTRIDGE LIKE CONSTANTLY JAMMING PEZ CANDY BOX! WHERE DID CLEANING STICK GO?
I HEAR OF 922 LAW IN AMERICA. ADDING PISTOL GRIP TO WEAPON MEANS YOU CHANGE OTHER PARTS. WHAT ELSE YOU FUCK? YOU PUT NEW BOLT EDIFICE? HOW ABOUT BAD FIT RECEIVER COVER FOR CHEAP SCOPE TO SHOW OFF AT HICK PARTY AND NEVER HIT LARGEST SIDE OF BARN?
SURE, IS ONLY YUGOSLAV COPY TYPE BUT IS STILL PROUD DESIGN OF SERGEI SIMONOV. THIS IS LIKE SENDING HIM BIRTHDAY CARD WITH SEVERED OFF THUMB OF DAUGHTER IN ENVELOPE. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SERGEI! I PISS ON ALL YOU CREATE!" LARGE MOUND FORMS OVER SIMONOV'S GRAVE BY CONSTANT TUMBLING OF HIS ANGRY CORPSE. IS FAULT OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
RIFLE WAS FINE BEFORE YOU FUCK IT. NOW IS TRASH. MAYBE YOU CHECK IN GARAGE AND ORIGINAL BOLT EDIFICE AND WOOD ARE STILL THERE. MAYBE IS NOT TOO LATE TO KEEP RIFLE SOMETHING NOT SHAMEFUL TO TAKE TO FIRING RANGE. TAKE SHIT OF GOAT AWAY AND COULD STILL BE GOOD WEAPON.
>>688250069
>sound confused
So...quick question. Lets say I travel back in time to kill my Grandmother. Not that I would kill her or anything, but lets say that I actually killed her. What would happen then? If I killed my grandmother, my mother would've never been born, and in turn, me. But, how can that happen if I killed my grandmother. Maybe...I dont fucking know...
Welcome to the weeb shack!
>>688255179
>this
>>688255555
QUINTS
>>688255555
HOOOLLLYYYY SHIIIT WITNESSED
>>688254423
You have such a great personality and charm I really love your voice do you have anything I can follow you on I want to thank you in some way or another
>>688255555
check'd
>>688255555
Ayy
>>688255555
Witness Quints That Never Lie!!
>>688255555
WITNESSED
>>688255555
>this
>>688255555
your quints are check'd
>>688254842
Idk. I just think it's fun haha.
>>688254964
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VOOxjwrns9
>>688255253
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aHAJ4k2nnn
>>688255555
The truest of quints
>>688255179
>>688255555
>>688255555
https://youtu.be/KQi3r88-rT4
thread ruined lul
>>688255555
SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO THIS
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, unlimited blade works.
>>688254504
Reroll
>>688255179
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04iZ9KlSdwG
(HONORING QUINTS. Also, I did the hand motions too.)
>>688255663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D2eg8ZmpIu
(Thanks my dude! I have a twitter but, it's really just for posting when I do threads or not haha. @ShelltheVA
>>688256594
"ITS TIME TO TIP THE SCALES!"
>>688255554
rerolling
>>688256746
Reroll
>>688255511
Roll
Sorry but i only suck off black guys , later white trash .
>>688257009
Rolling
>>688250069
Its time time time for Power Rangers Time Force!
>>688257009
Rolls
Remember Spongebob! Ravioli, Ravioli, give me the formuoli.
>>688255555
WITNESSED
>>688253264
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s13agPP5m7WQ
I recognize this voice and the variations. Pretty sure I know you IRL. Hype.
>>688257009
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10aPvRnQrL2
>>688257512
>Sing the Pokemon Theme
>>688254504
Roll
>>688257694
If this is a successful roll, include music.
>>688256594
You always voice my compliments haha thanks you really brightened up my day I was feeling kind of depressed and you made me so happy thanks a lot I love you.
Have a nice day qtie.
I am actually a man
>>688257333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rP8i6ssraM
>>688257453
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0brj9QEo11y
(Oh? My voice is kinda generic so, you might be confusing me with someone else.)
"Just fucking cum in me!"
>>688258215
Reroll
>>688258164
"I AM GOING TO DO THE TIT FUCK WITH YOU!"
OTS A WHOLE NEW WORLD WE LIVE IN
ITS A WHOLE NEW WAY TO SEE
ITS A WHOLE NEW PLACE, WITH A BRAND NEW ATTITUDE
BUT YOU STILL GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL
SO BE THE BEST THAT YOU CAN BE
>DO DO DO DOOO DO
POKEMON JOHTO
>>688258215
rolling
GOD FUGGIN DAM ROYCE THICC
Dr pavel I'm CIA
I would pay money just to listen to you dirty talk so I can get off. This shit gets me going way more than porn. I have no idea why.
>>688258589
ROLL
>>688258568
Reroll
TIME FOR, TIME FORCE!!!
>>688258164
Wow, make me sound smug as fuck. No, I know a VA. Not sure though could just be a similar voice. I'll message who I think you are tomorrow I guess. Now is time for beddy byes.
>>688258164
Do some sex dialogue, complete with moans.
Why don't you love your cute sister? is it because I'm flat chested? I love you brother I really do I want to marry you no matter what! I want to bear your children I want to have a family with you please brother love me I know it's wrong but I think it doesn't matter true love always prevails.
But I poop from there!
>>688258164
Not a request, but how often would you do these threads?
>>688259064
Topkek
>>688259021
She'll just say "Do some sex dialogue, complete with moans." you idiot stick. Be creative and don't expect her to do all the work.
Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
>>688257694
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SRjp6YGeC1
(I'd do the whole thing but I'd nitpick at it too much)
>>688257901
Np! Hope you feel better! <3
>>688258277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06x5GcZjyfw
so mom dad i just wanted to let you know im a ragging fagget <3
>>688259159
kek
You'll never be a member of the upper class. O HO HO HO HO.
>>688259159
That sounds hot.
That's right! fuck my ass and rub my clit! *moan* Mommy needs her cum.
>>688258568
Roll
>>688259249
Jesus, the "Just fucking cum in me!" one was too much. I don't know how much longer I can stay in this thread.
>>688259059
Reroll maxim
>>688259164
Ruling for this
sing the chorus of brainpower
>>688255555
OOOOHH SHITT
>>688259437
OH SHIT
Reddit is a better website with funnier and more original content than 4chan.
>>688259682
so close
>>688258363
Roll
>>688258363
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dgDJq5xRFE
>>688258690
(Maybe cause it's more personal?)
>>688258589
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dAL9tTlbDK
>>688259846
It was already a 3 bruh
>>688259887
Sing the Perry the Platypus theme song.
CHECK OUT MY QUADS
>>688259887
Yeah maybe. Less random person on a screen...
>>688258363
ayyyyyyyyyyy Eroge!
"Aw shet!"
Very girly please.
>>688260024
Nice quads fag
>>688259974
Roll
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Fuck me harder, nigger
You're going to love this, trust me.
ALEX IS A STUPID FUCKING NIGGER
I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.
Smells like summer memes and underage b&s in here.
>>688260323
Oh shit I really need this one.
You aught'a slow down! Youre going to work yourself to death!
...
WORK YOURSELF TO DEATH, HA!
Metal gear!?!? A hind d?!?!?! Revolver ocelot!?!? You're that ninja?!?!?! Psycho mantis!?!? Nanomachines!?!?
Onii-chan, that's the wrong hole kyaaaaaa!
>>688259287
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1olRhPTq9xL
>>688259437
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KSHQPhTT6X
>>688260545
Rerollllllllll
>>688260323
holy shit yes
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>>688260506
roll
>>688260506
Roll
Still waiting on some 804's
I love you Rodman
>>688260624
this
>>688260545
roll
>>688260545
Reroll
>>688260382
this
>>688260506
Roll
>>688260624
Rolos
>>688260545
rawlin
Ding dong, you're wrooong.
>>688260382
HOLY SHIT, THIS
>>688260382
one more time
>>688260382
TRUMP2016
>>688260506
Stop rolling guys now she will never say it ;^;
>>688250069
Show face because of quints
>>688261164
Watch this.
>>688260613
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KSHQPhTT6X
The boner!
>>688260545
Must win
>>688260113
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14COEkD44VU
>>688260137
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yubpojNVQV
>>688260223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ohrxne9uQJ
>>688260323
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n3aBdwvtkY
An RTM Productions.
>>688261544
roll
>>688261207
wow you actually got a 7 lol let's see if she says it I think she won't ;^;
>>688260545
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yubpojNVQV
Please do this one, I beg you.
It's dat boi
O shit whaddup
And my friend with no talent. He would always go to school, open up Paint and do this, im not even joking.
He would literally go up to every fucking computer in the hall, we had alot of computers in the hall. He wpuld literally log on, open it up and do this.
>wait 3 seconds
Our fucking teacher said, whos been drawing dicks.
>>688260545
Requesting
I know I'm gon get got, but I'm gone get mine more than I get got doe
>>688260545
This one plox
>>688260545
I know I'm a sick horny bastard for asking this one, but do it.
>>688261023
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sCUyN0CCdZ
>>688260506
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s4Sr4wTKU4
(I don't quite get the reference so sorry if I did it wrong!)
>>688260545
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XgQkBTS67I
>>688261889
Roll
https://youtu.be/8TlF9RJrTFU
>>688261889
Reroll
Squid
>>688262173
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XgQkBTS67I
Can you do it with this voice instead?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KSHQPhTT6X
Please?
>>688262402
yes, that's the boner voice.
>>688262173
Oh no it was from metal gear solid it was a gruff chain smoker voice oh well thanks anyways
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Gets the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run
>>688261889
Rolos
>>688262402
this, 7 or 3 right?
A really short but medium pitched "Ah!" sound. Like the ones that people make when they get pinched in the arm or something.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>688262033
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mHKRTmjzkQ
>>688262402
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fC1235jCMW
(I can't really kyaa in that voice too well, so I made it more of a "Shut up and take it" kinda noise haha.)
>>688262829
this
>>688262828
1/2 rolls
wew lad
>>688262829
I gotta see this.
>>688262999
2/2 rolls
GRAND DAD?!?!
FLEENSTONES?!?!?
>>688261889
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z1fRkkxKes
>>688261889
Rolling
>>688255554
Rolling once more
>>688262829
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MYE1oNxFbP
Sound angry?
"You abandoned your family, and Hoshido... Now, pay for your betrayal!"
I'm a super qtie who brightens up anons days on the Internet by reading their things they write with a cute voice I love you all guys.
Now give me your smelly cum and dirty cock, now I will be your cock slut fuck me anons fuck me until you're satisfied I need your cum give it to me please.
And that's how you fucking it. HMPH.
>>688264273
fucking do it*
Shit.
>>688264162
rollerino for that spluge
>>688264018
Nohrian Roll
Onii-chan! THATS THE WRONG HOLE
>>688264018
Reroll
Anime was a mistake
This.. this one's different.
>>688264479
reroll
>>688264018
Rolos
>>688264162
roll
>>688260624
Rolling
>>688260491
>this
>>688259974
Rolling for this
I like to sniff glue
>>688264162
Rolling to the max
Obviously, Duh.
>>688259974
AH, PERRY THE PLATYPUS
>>688264908
Reroll
>>688264273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0istnfIiSyc
>>688264787
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hSWA5vIcx4
It's Morphing Time!
DRAGONZORD!!!
>>688264162
Fuck I never get a 7 or 3
Peanutbutter on my balls, let the dog lick it.
>>688264162
Roll
Stop crying over spilled milk you little son of a bitch! Just sit there, shut your mouth, and speak when you're freaking spoken to you freaking liberal. You were the one blaming the parents of the children who were molested at the elementary school in California, you stupid milky-licker. You're just pissed off because I called you out for the disgusting, Roman Polansky piece of crap that you are!
>>688259974
If roll is successful, include music.
>>688264018
Roll
>>688265141
Not giving up that easily!
I ain't fighting for glory, Ma! I'm fighting for you!
>>688264162
Fuck you guys roll like thid assholed
>>688264162
Reroll
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
>>688265551
Roll
>>688264162
roll
>>688265771
>>688265668
You guys suck check this out
>>688265551
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nuK0rbpCDn
Mmmmm oh yeah, you like fucking your little sister's pussy, don't you? fuck me harder big brother! *moan*
CAN YOU FUCK ME HARDER DADDY~~~ OHHHH~~~~~~~ YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~~`
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
First blood! Ha ha ha ha ha!
(http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Enchantress_responses) Dota 2 lines please!
>>688266174
calm down space cowboy, yer gonna pop a blood vessel
Can't let you do that, Star Fox!
https://youtu.be/06A5zpyJG9c
>>688250069
where the rose grows, the thistle can not.
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing-you who dread knowledge; I am the man who will now tell you.”
The chief engineer was the only one able to move; he ran to a television set and struggled frantically with its dials. But the screen remained empty; the speaker had not chosen to be seen. Only his voice filled the airways of the country; of the world, thought the chief engineer-sounding as if he were speaking here, in this room, not to a group, but to one man; it was not the tone of addressing a meeting, but the tone of addressing a mind.
“You have heard it said that this is an age of moral crisis. You have said it yourself, half in fear, half in hope that the words had no meaning. You have cried that man’s sins are destroying the world and you have cursed human nature for its unwillingness to practice the virtues you demanded. Since virtue, to you, consists of sacrifice, you have demanded more sacrifices at every successive disaster. In the name of a return to morality, you have sacrificed all those evils which you held as the cause of your plight. You have sacrificed justice to mercy. You have sacrificed independence to unity. You have sacrificed reason to faith. You have sacrificed wealth to need. You have sacrificed self-esteem to self-denial. You have sacrificed happiness to duty.
In my lifetime I have murdered 21 human beings. I have committed thousands of burglaries, robberies Larcenys, arsons and last but not least I have committed sodomy on more than 1,000 male human beings. for all of these things I am not the least bit sorry. I have no conscience so that does not worry me. I don’t believe in Man, God nor devil. I hate the whole damed human race including myself.
requesting
"legend is so fucking hot"
in a girly voice, thanks in advance!
o shit its dat boi waddup
>>688266561
C'mon!
>>688266561
-_-
>>688265983
Lol you actually got it but I think she's not reading it fuck I really wanted to hear this.
Why do you guys roll like apes
TOHYAHHH
>>688266577
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wseMlBW6zu
wew lad
f you or any one else will take the trouble and have the inteligence and paitince to follow and examine every one of my crimes and actions you will find that I have consistently followed one idea thru all my life. I preyed upon the weak the harmless or unsuspecting. Those I have harmed were all either weaklings either mentaly or phisicaly. Those who were strong in either mind or body I first lied to and led into a trap where they were either asleep or drunk or helpless in some way. I allways had all the best of it, because I knew ahead of time just what to expect and the others did not. I therefore was strong in my knowledge and stronger in body than those preyed upon. This lesson I was taught by others. Might makes right.
>>688266538
Fuck u ayn rand. Grow up you 16 year old pseudo-intellectual fuck
>>688267040
For pete's sake!
"I'm Peri! P for pulverize, E for eviscerate, R for ruin, and I for impale! Kee hee!"
Heroes never die!
Eric, my hero, my Cloud... please... hurry, fuck me with your big sword... I beg you.
*moan* I love your cock big brother *moan*
>>688266787
Sorry, I have no self control.
>>688267211
Roll
O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA