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Got any life hacks, /b/?
gay
sec, I've got a couple
ok thats it see you on page 15
>>688228055
Nothing wrong with being gay.
>>688228092
Neato
Yes, save yourself now and stop visiting this site
Skip to the next level by shooting yourself in the face
I got one, don't be one of the fucking faggots that calls them life hacks
>>688227789
You can huff ur own dirty underwear while fapping in the event u can't/don't have any stolen panties to sniff on
>>688228634
How else would you call them?
>>688228749
infographics
>>688228915
Semantics
keep your cables straight
Here's one you summerfucks should've learned back in GRADE SCHOOL
Ending your life early saves you from suffering later on.
This will help you decide whether or not to get a tattoo
>>688227789
>Use body to lift iron
>Body starts looking better
>Women start noticing gains
>Sex
Why wouldn't you?
anyone knows that website where you can volunteer to be a dom or a sub and someone else then gives you an assignment which you have to complete and upload a pic? totally forgot the url.. also why do i suck
>>688230055
haha that is pretty damn accurate.
>>688230110
is best
>>688230110
pay attn to this b/ro, start with light weights.
- get into the habit of daily exercise, lifting if possible
- Have a workout buddy, helps but not required
- reward yourself, but not with unhealthy food
- you can have unhealthy 'treats', but use them for major accomplishments (weekly goals or monthly)
- Set goals that you can achieve. Talk to a pro for advice, these monsters love giving out advice because it makes them feel like big men.
And be prepared for Zombies
If you have to fight, fight dirty
Learn to be thrifty, because some time in your life you will become poor. When it happens you'll be prepared
If you are a man, teach yourself how to cook on a barbecue grill. No exceptions
>>688231541
*Or learn from someone. my phrasing was bad on that one. Other men LOVE to spout out advice on how to cook bbq. Your first meat should be expendable
Most of us didn't attend "Cotillion". Most of us rob the people who did
Are any of you fucks picking up what I'm laying down? I'll stop with this until I hear some kind of feedback.
>protip: it better be complimentary, you'll be surprised at who's posting this
> Prohint: Mekka Lekka High
>>688232235
OP here, much appreciated.
>>688228342
>Nothing wrong with being gay.
Incorrect, see Leviticus 18:22
>>688231298
ummm, an oil change is not $10 if you DIY
the large jugs of oil are like $25-$30
an oil filter is a couple bucks
>>688232235
Wait a fucking second. You're Jambi? Keep posting your wisdom, oh great and powerful head-in-box.
Only flowchart I have, doesn't help unless you are confused about natural rights.
>>688232687
If they're not in my bed or near my children then I don't give a fuck and neither should you.
found another one
>>688228342
good point
sexuality isnt quite as binary as society makes it out to be
being open and honest to oneself is definitely good advice
>>688232776
Close. I'm Dan Gleeballs, but I'll allow it.
Proceeding with knowledge dump
Don't waste time buying lube. Spit works just as good and it's free
My folder called Charts & Graphs has 346 jpgs, and another folder actually called life hacks
>>688233231
Ha that is better than my neighbor's goto; Richard Cranium.
>>688233492
lube is good, however
>>688232698
Also, 3000 mile oil changes aren't really necessary. Using a quality oil (don't fucking use Pennzoil), you can easily go 5-7 thousand between changes.
>>688229828
Yea....This one is fucking grate.
OP, you're gonna need this for the upcoming elections
>>688233646
Your a retard.
Never trust a psychic
>>688233691
Having to choose sides is dildos. Not even the libertarians are totally pro-freedom anymore. I'm done with johnson, probably just voting trump to quicken the decline of america. At least it will be in a more satisfying way than being cucked to death by hilary and the liberals.
>>688233627
If it's an older vehicle, i'd go 3k, i did mine last week after waiting until 5k and it was as dark as black coffee
compared to the new stuff i put it, i was like "I'm gonna have to start doing this more often
My lack of reputation has disturbed me
>>688233997
Dan Gleeballs takes non political sides. We just post the jpegs, cowboys.
>>688234215
*no political sides
Popular Mechanics had a web article '50 things a man should know how to do' or something like that
>>688234011
My car has 216K on it, and I use Delo 400 (the shit big trucks use). I just had the valve cover off, and it's still squeaky clean. I usually go 10K on an oil change.
>>688233691
This infographic is just bullshit. Clinton is a bigger hawk than W. Trump is a "this world can be improved" liberal; what else is MAGA?
Ideas are just plain more complicated than this procustes bed of classification.
>>688234572
What the heck is Delo 400? I've been changine oil for a long time, never heard of it.
This is not the place for political debate, just help OP out
>>688234215
Fair enough, just venting the frustration. Not that the electoral college allows votes to make a difference.
>>688234572
damn, why 15w?
Here's one for if your dad didn't teach you. It's okay, as long as you learn
My first personal list. Dan Gleeballs' rules for lending tools:
- My tools live at my house, get them back to me by sundown. Hand them back to me, don't leave them somewhere.
- If you break it, you owe me an exact copy.
- If you don't return my tools to me, I'll come for them. Don't try to bullshit me about giving them back. If they aren't in your hand, you aren't using them.
- If i have to come for them, you don't get to borrow my tools again.
>>688234827
It's an old car, so it does use a little oil. Using the stuff that's a bit heavier cuts down on that.
>>688227789
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/gy7wfzj4ytwo5ap/AACompWU3ipgo1E5dgighIKJa?dl=0
>start thread asking for life hacks
>expect MICROWAVE YOUR CAR BATTERY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS AD YOU'LL SEE FLAMING UNICORNS shitposting
>people post legit useful stuff
God bless, anons.
Oh, btw OP, I didn't make any of these, I just collected them.
Protip: Life is a buffet. Take from it what you will
>>688235763
Hey, it's only Monday. Our spirites haven't been broken yet
>>688235977
*Spirits
>>688234695
It's made by Chevron, and most big rigs use that stuff. It has more detergent than automotive oils, hence the clean engine. I've been using it in older cars for years though, and have never had a problem. I sure as hell wouldn't recommend using it in a newer, low-milage car though.
I've tried the hangar thing, just pissed me off. I rotate mine left to right
>>688236108
What is its' viscosity, or can you buy specific weights like 5W30?
For you younger b/ros
tl;dr: eat fruits n veggies, 'fam'
> Mister Sulu note in the ships' log my first usage of the inane term 'fam'
My Young OP, this will come in very handy
1 of 2
>>688236925
2 of 2
Also: Learn how to find nice clothes at thrift stores. 'Shit is cash'
> Mister Sulu
> Wayyy ahead of you, Captain Dan
Dick saver: If your dick gets caught in a zipper
> Save this one
Any other 'Prior Service' fucks out there like ol' Dan? Still have a 'Go Bag'?
>>688237542
2 of I don't know
>>688237352
>putting tin snips that close to my johnson
>when it's already caught in a fucking zipper
holyshitnofuckingway
It was 2 of 2. Here's a diff one
>>688237686
Dude, when your Scrote is screaming you'd suck the shit out of an old dogs' ass, and be grateful. Just remember to CUT THE CENTER of the zipper.
>>688235977
This is a great way to waste time and not see any results ever.
Dan Gleeballs has used this one before, and recommends it
>>688238054
Well, let's get into some BDSM then
Commit this to memory
>>688236443
I know you can get it in different weights, but the big trucks use 15w40. Unless you live in an area with crazy cold winters, it should be fine.
Plant your money
I will now entertain one philosopical question. The first question received after this post (that I decide is worthy) will be answered.
>>688238318
red solo cups =/= responsible drinking
>>688238538
Can good/love exist without evil/hate and vice versa?
>>688238851
cause no one knows about the lines!
>>688238538
Boxers, briefs or freeballin'?
>>688238964
It would be easier to predict the shade of a cup of coffee after pouring cream into it than to determine the shades of good and evil.
>>688239008
Time of year is the key in this matter
Winter? Boxerbriefs
Summer; Freeball
Fall? Briefs
>>688239312
*of the coffee in the cup, not the cup
> I'm very old
>>688235809
amazing man
but is there a bigger version of this?
google search gives me nuffin
>>688233105
Neat. I'm gonna try this.
For the young ones, be advised
> Very important lesson: More does not always mean better
>>688239696
Long live Jambi
Would you like to hear my mantra?
>>688227789
kys
Dan Gleeballs has performed this maneuver successfully in both Mustangs and Camaros
The depths of melancholia have taken even the likes of Dan Gleeballs
> sometimes there is no escape
This is a strict, but simple diet that is very effective in terms of feeling full (you can eat as many non-starch veggies as you want).
I've lost 80lbs just by incorporating it most of the time.
>>688240675
Saved! I've been looking for this one. Great job.
For your reward, name a category of porn. if I have it, I'll post a pic for you
> This is a generous offer, even femanons enjoy the exceptional porn of one Dan Gleeballs
>>688240945
*Legal porn
>>688240675
It works
>>688241044 The elephant in the room: Porn
>>688241179
You might not want to see this, but look anyway
>>688228385
This.
>>688241335
I have more of these, but I don't think you are ready. Last fap related pic
Give this girl a facial.
>>688233696
there not retarded you idiot.
Blackjack for cowards
>>688227789
put pads in your bra to make your tits look bigger.
/thread.
>>688229828
took me a second to realize this was a chart to explain the meaning of these words and not a list of replacements for the words in black, was fucking wondering who in the fuck would say:
>a place past tense of are the number 2....
>>688230878
>25% grains
That is so fucking wrong.
Your diet should be 50% healthy protein, 10% Grains, 15% Fruit, and 25% vegetables.
you may find this uninteresting but considerin even the people on /pol/ do each and every one of these mistakes, reading this will give you an advantage on debating
This will help you stay away from buying shitty meat
>>688241591
That's fucking horrid
>>688231541
>Blue Rare
No one will eat that.
Med-Med Well is the only good cooking "Doneness"
>>688242985
I made the mistake of ordering a steak "as rare as you're allowed" once. The meat was good, but lord was it chewy.
>>688242985
Dan Gleeballs prefers his Medium Well, but as it was said earlier:
Life is a buffet, take from it what you will.
If you don't normally use a firearm
OP, still interested or not? I'll hold until someone replies
>>688243966
Cont please
>>688239607
According to this I should either be an attorney, surgeon, architect or engineer. Sounds about right actually.
>>688244121
Very Well, Dan Gleeballs is here to serve
>>688243966
Still here, sir.
>>688244121
perhaps this is the most important one of the thread
>>688244379
Very well then
Whether or not to shoot a guy
>>688237876
Anti rape? well i always though if the rapist cant get what he wants it would make him mad.
In case your Dad was an alcoholic. It's okay, you can still end up normal (mostly).
>>688244851
No, it's a chart for Self BDSM
Use it wisely
Renting an apartment?
Save this for when school starts back up
This is a joke, don't do it.
Later in your life, this will be handy.
Keep this for winter
Just in case you don't know. Also:
If you sit down at a poker table and can't spot the chump, it's you. Play one hand and GTFO
In case you're in a Walmart and hear them talk about CODE whatever
We are saddened to be the only contributor
>>688246836
Might be repost from above, using new folder now
>>688246409
kek I remember when I was working there, we always used the BROWN code for pic related
OP here. I have to go walk the dog. He's been staring at me with his leash in his mouth for ten minutes straight. Thank you Mr G and all who contributed for a great thread.
>>688246985
Long live Jambi, OP. It lasted longer than I expected as well.
Just about to wrap up my end of this
>>688247586
My way to avoid a bear attack: Stay away from the fucking bears
>>688241335
so if anything from this sexual activity should be a once a week (atleast once every 2 weeks) thing
ok, since OP is gone, I'll entertain one request. Name a type of legal porn and, if I have it, I'll post FIVE pictures of it. This offer is only good for 5 minutes after this posting.
>>688248314
I didn't write it, pal
>>688248663
futanari, GO!
>>688248761
im not criticizing im just saying thats the impression im getting from all 3
>>688248663
sexy lingerie
>>688249110
the request was for futanari. Let's just see what i have in that folder...
>>688249110
Sadly, the futa that I have would get me banned and the thread 404'd.
This request is: OVERRULED
>>688249775
Lingerie. the category has no folder, believe it or not, but I do have a folder called 'formal'
>>688250284
thanks
>>688250441
#4 not exactly lingerie, but hot
>>688250127
Why would you get banned for posting futa on /b/?
#5 last one. the next request will be considered.
Examples:
Downblouse
Doggystyle
upskirt
ENF
Bike riding naked
CFNM
Costumes
Creep voyeur
flashing tits
panties pulled down
nude in public
bike riding naked
Best of 2016
Spread eagle
sports, athletes
panties pulled down
bodypaint
blowjobs, tips
>>688250284
more short hair pls
>>688250569
I don't have enough in the folder, actually. sorry m8
>>688229828
this is helpful I wish I wood of had this back in hi school.
>>688251154
How about hair up instead?
>>688251311
You do you anon. All contribs are valuable.
>>688250934
How about feet
>>688250934
that first chick
>le troll face
>>688251717
Great, we are humbled by your generousity.
I now choose the topic, it will be 5 pics of 'nude in the kitchen'
>>688252041
#2 Kitchens
>>688252106
#3 kitchens
>>688252174
#4 kitchens
>>688229828
Are you serious
and you hypocrites complain that mexicans don't speak well?
>>688252263
#5 kitchens
>>688252311
The mexican guy that I know is a pretty cool guy. What's the problem?
#6 of 5, bonus pic for the crabby anon
>>688252174
Would hold hands with/10
>>688252580
A S S
S
S
>>688252598
how about holding these instead?
361 files in this folder, been accumulating them for years
>>688252787
>that face
>that haircut
>tig ol bitties
hhhhnnnggg
someone pick another category, use the ones above or if I have yours (pretty bad record lately) I'll post 5 pics. put another 5min on the clock please....
>>688251564
FIKE
>>688253005
How about big tits in tight tops? Not necessarily lewd.
>>688253241
English please
>>688231923
This is misleading information to a dumbass. You work from the outside in, so the salad utensils could also be the outside set which would mean salad before the fish course. Also the "seafood fork" would imply lobster tail as an appetizer since they haven't placed a cracker for crab legs or lobster claw, and an oyster fork is two pronged at an angle. Even in a high dollar place lobster tail is not commonly an appetizer. On top of that, the dish for the appetizer isn't shown and if it's gonna be served already on the plate they shouldn't have the dinner plate/s or soup bowl there yet.
Tl;dr
Your pic is lacking.
>>688253319
I have a folder called 'Boobs' let's see what's in there....
1 of 5
>>688253319
2 of 5
>>688253372
Like i said before: I just collect 'em, I don't write 'em
Have some consolation boobs
>>688253319
These are some weird ones, check this girl out...
#5 of 5 Christina Model
I have a folder called 'Hand Bra' how about some from that one?
OMG
>>688245060
thats what I thought but I Think that it is also possible it's a anti rape device. I think he might be onto something rope burn on the dick meouch
This is what your Grandpa whacked off to in the old days before the Internet
>>688247082
Continuously successful hoard information and data unsuccessful..? so if you have books you're hoarding data..stupid... and a lot of people are fuckers and fags and need to be told about so that makes you unsuccessful. this is mostly written by someone who was unsuccessful.
>>688254360
Ya never know, man. I don't do the BDSM thing myself
Here's a pic for you: cute girl w/nice nose & great areolas
>>688254505
Was this written in english?
Car boobs
Has anybody seen a girl with a tattoo like this? Aside from the fake embarrassment, wth is up with all of the chest ink?
>>688253945
Emma Sinclaire. Best weird tits I've ever seen. Bonus points for lactation.
>>688253319
I finally found one that you might like....
>>688251428
>>688233646
>>688233696
Kill you'reselves.
Here's a good one
>>688255316
2 of those were to me, sir. Why do you reply to messages not sent to you? Trying to derail a thread, perhaps?
Honey, we can't have a conversation while you have the twins out
