I'd quite like to smash her teeth out with a hammer then urinate into her bleeding mouth

>>688226665
Sex. I would do sex to your gf.

>>688226776
I don't judge

>>688226665
I'd fuck her

>>688226665
Beat my cock on her tit

>>688226665
fuck her onehanded while holding a crab in the other hand

Damn she's hot.

Probably try to keep the first date tame in order to show her I value more than just her wicked good looks. After a few months really turn on the heat and shag the shit out of her so she wont ever leave me. Marry here in a year and a half. Then settle down some where that we both like, let her pick her own side job like a yoga instructor. Sneak into her class afterwards and smash after work. Have 2 kids, raise then right and die old together, hopefully my face buried in the now sag tits.

Gg no re

Shes fine

>>688226665
that is not your girlfriend
you don't have a girlfriend.

>>688226665
plastic surgery. I'd remove that nasty skin color.

convince her to vote Trump and leave her on November 9th

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>>688227101
>>688227150
here you go

teabag her mom in front of her and make her dad dog fuck her

niple update

>>688227140
whatever you're into
>>688227193
sure thing
>>688227203
what skin you like?

>>688226665
If she looked at me like that, I'd grab her shirt right between her tits, rip it down to her waist, turn her around while I'm grabbing her tits, pull her pants down to her ankles and fuck her, raw and hard until I nutted inside her.

>>688227560
bluish, green skin is best.

I would stab her in the vagoo over 9000 times with my pen0r, jizz in her snatch, then thank her and ask if she would make me a cheeseburger.

>>688226665
I would piss in her mouth

I'd teach her some manners. She is acting like a little whore.

>>688226665
more fantasy cuck bullshit

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>>688227673
thats what we like to hear

>>688227873
thanks captain. you do gods work

I'd watch spongebob with her

>>688227901
post kik handle with another pic and I'll show you what I'd use to fuck her.

>>688227901
I'd put my dick between those gorgeous tits and fuck em till I blow my load all over those sexy lips!

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>>688228259
don't use kek but you can have another pic

I would go raw on her ass until she bled. Go to church to confess. After the priest tells me to say ten hail marys i would say twenty so i could do it again just for the fun of it.

>>688226665

shit in her gob m8

>>688228502
post her face
cause im gonna cum on it
will post tribute

>>688228502
should get it since this is your thing... better way for you to get your cuck fix while guys get off to her.

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>>688228501
>>688228563
bit of an older pic here

>>688226665
put her in high heals, stand up straight with one leg up on the bed, i'd look at her face from under, between her legs, this way i could see everything she has to offer. my hands would be busy during this time, of course.

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>>688228707
her face aint anything special, why not cum tribute this

Take her mouth and gag the shit out of here. Slap her pussy, bite her clit until shes dripping. Slam her pussy for about thirty minutes. Cum in it. Then raw dog her ass and nut in that. Then finish in the mouth.

i would get in bed with her after eating a particularly large plate of beans, then fart

then when she says eww i will make a big deal out of it

the next day i'll slip laxatives in to all her food so she is megafarting and spraying shit all over

i will be really nice about it and make her feel bad for saying eww when i only farted

>>688227901
I'll put her doggiestyle and get my penis in the entrance of her pussy, then press with force against her until my entire dick filled her little pussy, then i fuck her so harder and faster than she scream like a bitch begging for more and for cum, so i fullfilled her pussy with my cum, and repeat til she gets pregnant

>>688228843
crippling facial fetish
post face and tits and ill drop a load

>>688226665
> your gf
TOPKEK

>>688226665
I would suck her dick dry

I'd probably not do anything.

>>688228071
I'd stick my Squidward in her Sandy Cheeks

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>>688228984
if you really want

>>688228843
>faggot phishing for cock pics
>>688228707
>faggot phishing for guys to show his cock to

>>>/lgbt/

I would RKO her out of nowhere.

>>688226665
Take her out to tea, maybe watch a movie at home or smth.

>>688229052
>>688229094
interesting
>>688229009
whatever you say

choke her while pounding her pussy

>>688229244
>faggot commenting no people being faggots while also being a faggot
aight
>>688229262
how kind

>>688229219
fuck yea
any w tits out?
facial?

>>688229219
She sends that to all the niggers on kik every 2 nights

>>688226665
I would unscrew her belly button and her bum would fall off.

>>688229360

He doesn't appear to be asking for or offering pictures of cocks. This board doesn't need you. Queer.

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>>688229366
no facial. this is the best i got from a facetime
>>688229430
cool
>>688229505
true that

>>688229219

are you happy that this will remain on the internet eternally now that it's gone on to the 4chan archive?

it won't be long before someone google imaging her face finds this page in the archives and notifies her

I hope this isn't "revenge porn" or you're screwed

>>688229628
post vid i'd love to hear her moans. wanna see that pussy spread too

>>688229776
eh ill either be married too her and screwed or broken up with her and whatever
>>688229826
not got vids

Pin her legs back behind her head and eat her pussy until she begged for me to fuck her silly.. Cum inside of her and make her push it out and eat it

Tell her to make me a sandwich, start pounding her ass during and claim it was hard mode.

>>688229776
also this
'In 2014, according to Mary Meeker's annual Internet Trends report, people uploaded an average of 1.8 billion digital images every single day. That's 657 billion photos per year. Another way to think about it: Every two minutes, humans take more photos than ever existed in total 150 years ago'

its very unlikely

>>688230091

yeah nigger, and googling an image of someone invariably leads you straight to the source minusing out the billions of other pictures

>>688230356
nigger, if this is the only place the image is uploaded, it wont give any results towards the actual person dick head

and if you search the person, which none of you know, it wont jsut link them to this picture you shitbag.

Still waiting for ass or pussy. Just tits so far.

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>>688230602
dont have many pics of either

>>688230541

>not understanding facial recognition technology
>not realising that it is advancing and changing extremely quickly
>not getting that google will instate this technology within the next two years

hurrr durr everything will stay the same while these images of her are permanently archived

what part of donkeyfuckistan do you live in?

>>688230870
Think of it this way.

If he has fucked himself out of that tang for ever that means one of us could get it

I'd tap that shit any day. Maybe for life. His loss if she's actually a cool girl

>>688230870
>not understanding that 4chan doesnt archive stuff forever
>not understanding that threads don't get archived for two years
>thinking facial technology is going to be good enough within this small amount of time and open source for anyone to use to find a picture of a girls face in billions of photos
>being this fuciing retarded

you're like a 5 year trying to argue with big words. You can't just facial search the whole internet that easily you fucking moron.

>>688230870
Even with high tech facial technology today, you can barely find someone on a criminal database with information on them, let alone no information on the person and no link from a random picture on the internet to any of their social information. you are a dick wit

>>688230799
wowww

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more tits for anyone

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>>688231810
good wow or bad wow?

Soooooooo. More pics?

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>>688231969
just posted some gifs

>>688226665
Spend a stupid amount of cash trying to impress her and get her shitfaced only to receive a toothy blow job and a stinky finger.