>>688220021

>January 2015
>At the local Target with my kids, my boy was 2 years and my girl was 5 years old
>Saw some furfags but just tried to avoid them cause they were fawning over mlp figurines or some shit and being really loud
>Get what we came in for, plus a charmander plushie for my boy who decided he MUST have it and I'm a Gen1 fag so I got it for him
>Furfag in a neon blue wolf (dog?) suit notices the plushie as we're getting into the checkout line
>Without any regard to the people around him, nor to the presence of my 5 year old who was not in the cart but rather to the side of it looking at the candy by the register the blue furfag dashes over to my cart and starts making "aww" sounds but really loud and exagerated
>In his rush to my cart he nearly knocked my daughter over into the candy rack and he also practically shoved the lady behind us out of the way
>As I'm about to rip this asshole a new one he starts hollering for his friends to "come and lookit this! it's cuuuuuuuute!"
>I'm white and middle class so my upbringing dictates that even when I'm ready to murder a fool I start it with "EXCUSE ME!?"
>He glances at me as his friends come over and says something along the lines of "What's your problem man?"
>I'm not usually a violent man, but at this moment my son bursts into tears and my daughter looks so scared she was probably moments away from them herself.
>"You are making a scene and scaring my children. That's what my problem is MAN."
>Apparentlythistriggersthefag.org
>He launches into a tirade about how he's not a man he's an otherkin and he's just acting as his "true self" (I remember the true self bit because he said it no less than 10 times in the course of a 20 second non-stop sentence)
>My daughter starts crying.
>Initiate Righteous_Fury.exe
>"You have less than 10 seconds to move away from my children or there will be consequences."
>This fucker *growls* at me and then attempts to hit me with literally the worst slap I've ever seen.

bump and continue

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dis gun be gud

>>688220088
i hope you razed that faggot to the ground.

>>688220021
finish it

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>>688220088
>I grab his stupid mask and tear it off. (I thought I'd ripped it at the time but it was just velcro)
>Gauged ears, two lip rings, bright blue hair, fucking genetic trash sub-human looking motherfucker
>I grab him by the front of his fursuit with my left hand and really twist for good grip.
>Using all of my Dadrage I go to town on his stupid face, just punch after punch using his suit for leverage.
>I whooped him so hard his friends had to drag him away from me, store security leading my kids and then me away from them afterwards.
>Cops show up.
>I press charges on the spot for harassment and assault, he tries to press the same.
>Cops look at me with my crying children I'm desperately trying to calm down.
>Cops look at this furfag and his posse of faggots
>They probably just said "fuck it, let them handle it in court" and took our statements.
>They called an ambulance for the neon blue faggot and asked me to come by the station once I took my kids home.

Will continue with my court story.

>>6 88 22 00 88

whoa quad dubs


but still type this shit out next time. a nigga aint got time for this shit

>>688220088
please tell me you strangled him with his own intestines

>>688222155
Don't u dare not finish you fucking black ass

>>688222444
dubs trips trips
nice!

OP, I hope this is a true story. I hate those furry faggots so goddamn much.

>>688222444
My God. Dub, trips, trips. This is beautiful my man

>>688222444
Double triple double. Nice

>>688222444

wtf dub trips? what has the world come to?

>>688222755
>I hate those furry faggots so goddamn much.

this. you are doing gods work OP.

>>688222755
>>688222877
Checked and checked. If this faggot flakes out this will become a GET thread.

>>688222755
>>688222444
>>688222237>>688221600
>>688220211
>>688220088
we seeing some beautiful numbers here
>>688222155
>>688222066

>>688222444
Might as well screencap this get after you pile on some more responses. 99% chance this will be the high point of the year for you.

>>688223170
It's always a good day to get doobz

>>688223170
such fail

>>688222155
>subhuman
why would you get in a fight with someone in front of your children

>>688223170

kek

even the gods of chance agree that furres must be purged

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>>688223334

even his kids wanted him to beat those fags...

dubs get

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>>688223334
Omfg one away from being one of the best gets I've seen. Might be time to blow the brains outta the back of your skull.

>>688223334
>because showing your children they can rely on you to protect them and keep them safe if somehow bad parenting
Its cucks like you that raise betas who let people walk all over them and cry themselves to sleep at night.

Was a good story but not typing it out first makes it 2/10

>>688223654
Yea WHAT THE FUCK OH PEE

>>688222155
OP where go

>>688222155
continue?

>>688223627
yeah im sure they would be screaming way more if you hadnt punched him right

idiot, you suck at parenting

>>688223334
He has anger problems. No normal sane person would get in a fight around there children unless the children were in danger. The furfag was obviously not a threat.

>>688223864
Bernie supporter spotted. You fucking pussy.

>>688223901
take a look at the furfag over here

>>688223901
Their

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Jesus christ please let this be real

Terrible Parent or not the Otherkin faggot deserved to get fucked up.

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>ITT shit that never happened but he's on /b/ and it's summer and furfags are an easy target.

Try harder.

>>688223981
lower-middle class fag spotted, you mentally weak human being

>>688223988
Furfags don't call each other Furfags autismo

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>>688223526
>quads
>one of the best you've seen
Fuck off newfag.

>>688224206
I-I do

>>688220021
>>688220088
>>688222155
what is this? newfag day?
learn to pre-write the story.

anyway, i'm usually the most liberal fag you can find, but furries need to be executed on the spot. you did a good job. unfortunately you left them alive.

>>688224206
yeah we do

>>688224250
Dub dub quad is what he meant I do believe.

>>688224250
i was around for the most satanic get ever
>>666666666

>>688223901
i'd drop kick anyone in those cringe costumes.

Pls finish the story OP

>>688223901
>furfags
>not a threat

Pick one.

>>688224322
Nearly every long green text story has cliffhangers. I was in a thread last night where the guy took 2 hours to do the whole story.

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>>688224322
>most liberal fag
>executed on the spot

http://youtu.be/b3m4YOteDZE

>>688224412
it's not a dub if it's not at the end, retard. or else many in here has gotten triple dubs, which would make it pointlessly simple to get.

>>688222155
You sound like a good parent. Though you should've done more damage, perhaps go until at least 2 teeth were stuck in your knuckle. Maybe fuck up his face even more than his stupid piercings have.

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>>688224322
Here's a super duper pro tip. Only newfriends call people newfags.

>>688222155
>I go to the station after bringing my kids home and explaining what happened to my wife.
>Her exact words were "Fucking fur fags." (She's a /b/tard too. inb4 pics of my wife. It won't happen so don't bother.)
>Police station was pretty basic, my cousin (who is a lawyer in our state, yay family) met me at the station and I gave my story.
>They say that furfag is pressing for attempted murder, assault and will probably try to sue me for damages. I say that's fine and that I'm pressing charges of my own.
>They say that we'll be hearing from the courthouse when a date is set. Somehow I don't have to spend any time in holding, I was prepared to but glad I didn't.
>A few weeks pass and I get a notice saying the court date is set.
>Almost 3 months later we're finally seen by a judge
>Turns out I broke neon blue's nose and shattered his maxilla and cheek so bad he was still all wired up
>The Judge listens to our stories
>Neon blue's parents must have made him wear a real suit because he *almost* looked respectable (from the neck down, kek)
>Neon blue completely leaves out the part where he ran up to my kids and scared them
>Leaves out the part where he growled and slapped at me
>Then me and my cousin show our part, the security footage he got from Target
>The Judge sees neon blue furfag in full regalia for the first time, eyes visibly widened
>Sees the attempted slap
>Sees everything
>Oh sweet justice how I love thy warm and plentiful bosom.
>Judge rules in our favor, sentences neon blue to twelve weeks of community service and six months probation.

Found out from my cousin that the same guy is now in real prison because he got caught with drugs in his system during probation.

So there you go /b/.

>>688224596
ikr. but furries are literally the worst. if isis were executing furries, i doubt anyone at all would protest.

>>688224412
Oh fuck didn't see that. Apologies to the newfag, I guess.

>>688223901
I don't see any anger problems here, did you even read? Dumbass furry knocked shit over cause of their bulky costumes, as well as knocked over a child.

I'd kick the shit out of those faggots too, because you just don't act like that in public, if he doesn't know that tough shit.

>be dancing in some scummy nightclub
>guy dressed as a pig comes over to me
>tries to snap a photo with me
>push him away
>he throws a drink on me (fuckin white shirt, it was some cola based drink)
>swing my hardest punch forwards into his face
>he hit the ground
>pig costume helmet rolls off, its some fat chink with a busted lip, he's unconscious
the club's manager bought me a drink and we laughed about it with my buddies

>>688223864
You're fucking wrong, pussy. Shut up.

>father of three

>>688224783
Thanks, but the trick is to do as little damage to yourself. That's why I punch for the eyes and nose.

>>688220088
>>Initiate Righteous_Fury.exe
Lost

>>688225197
>still a shit parent

>>688225003
right

>>688224948
You're full of shit. In OP post it said he did 6 months in County for it. Either you're not OP and tried to give us some closure, which is somewhat noble, or you're a fucking faggot liar.

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>>688224948
Real or not, this is justice. Good job OP. You done good.

>>688224948
Very nice if true.

>>688225387
Use your brain dummy

>>688225387
"i nearly did 6 months in county for it"

Nigger you must be American

>>688224896
that's just untrue. "newfriend" came after "newfag" even.

>>688225387
Learn to read

>>688225047
That was an accident. He didn't knock shit over on purpose. Did you even reading comprehension.

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>>688225387
He never said that you fucking mongoloid. Only your shitbag parents could make something more disgraceful than this reply.

>>688223901
Nigga do you have children? If you did and you weren't an awful parent then you would understand the need to protect them.

As Marshall Mathers put it:
Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her

Come back when you understand that. Faggot.

>>688225387
Read it again, he said he NEARLY did 6 months in county

>>688225586
He was invading personal space, that is a crime according to feminism and whatever sjw shit out there

>>688223480
Kys furfag

>>688224250
oh riff raff

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no 1 cares

>>688224193
>not denying supporting that jew commie

>>688225545
>>688225557
>>688225583
>>688225674
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>>688225800
FUCK I thought it said I served nearly 6 months for it not I nearly served. I wouldn't have even hung around for this shit had I read it correctly

>>688225899
fuck you and your kind

Have seen this story already, this is Copy pasta.

>>688224948
This pleases me, OP. Furfags deserve neither mercy nor sympathy.

>>688225783
Literally wrote it in the last paragraph

>And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her

Nigger just stop, the furfag wasn't trying to hurt anyone

>>688224438
>>666666666(Dead)
Anybody got a screencap of what it was?

>>688224948
Fairly sure there's supposed to be some kind of "appropriate response" laws, and a shitty attempted slap for broken bones don't hack it. Either you were more of a pussy bitch and didn't mess him up NEARLY as bad as you say, or he actually kicked the shit out of you as well.

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>>688226015
Then leave. Fag.

>>688226121
It was Pokemon porn I believe

>>688226154
/thread

>>688226165
The story's over you dumb nigger.

>>688226222
http://i.imgur.com/LZW6wng.png

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>>688220088
>>688222155

Copy pasta

>>688225586
Question is, do you have reading comprehension?

>Without any regard to the people around him, nor to the presence of my 5 year old who was not in the cart but rather to the side of it looking at the candy by the register the blue furfag dashes over to my cart and starts making "aww" sounds but really loud and exagerated
>In his rush to my cart he nearly knocked my daughter over into the candy rack and he also practically shoved the lady behind us out of the way

Excerpt from OP, and even then, it wouldn't happen if these shits didn't wear those suits in the first place, or have so little social awareness to just walk up to another human being.

>>688224948

If true, I like.

>>688226378
thanks.
pretty kick ass that he called it.

>>688226097
Read the fucking story jesus christ! He initiated the fight. He had what was coming and got what he deserved. Stop being a liberal faggot and accept that others aren't as beta as you when people get slapped.

>>688226588
Scriptfag

OP is a god

>>688226693
Yeah the story is written purely subjective. Fucking idiot

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>>688226378
>linking to an image site on an imageboard
good job not everyone is retarded

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>>688226154
Yeah, except I live in Texas. Stand your ground laws would have allowed me to blow him away but I'm not that kind of man. I wouldn't kill anyone in front of my kids.

>>688226097
He made my children cry and invaded my space. I was rightfully angry and he took a swing at me. The law doesn't care if it would have hurt me or not, he still swung at me.

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>>688220021
Great story, it's too many times the instigators get away with this type of shit because of he said / he said shit and no evidence to back it up. Thank goodness you had CCTV footage or you would have had to fight civil suits for year.

Although, it is too bad that some kid who made a dumb mistake because he was trying to learn about who he was in the wrong time wrong place is now a ward of the system, living in a literal hellhole and is probably living in a lot more pain than your stupid kids who get freaked out by animals instead of look at them as food. You raised weak children, thats your bad. You lame duck.

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>>688224948
Well done OP. I just love it when faggots learn the hard way that real life isn't some tumblr safe space where they can get away with faggotry.

>>688226952
Couldn't be arsed to download it

>>688226726

Doubtful. That day every other thread was a "666666666 will happen in this thread" thread, and almost everybody was putting it in their posts.

>>688226730
OP is a faggot. It's fucking copy pasta, i've seen this thread like 5 times already

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>>688224103

This x10000

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Cropped

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>>688227007
mr. bond, wtf is in that picture

>>688220088
sometimes I wish hitler won WWII

>>688226921
What are you fucking talking about you sperg? Its right there in plain sight.

>>688223627
>based

As a furfag myself. I say you did right. that canine asshole should not approach people unless given permission. and that is how at least decent suites go by. And about that otherkin shit, that is just cringy even for us. They dont even belong to the same group, they are a "fandom" of their own and the ones who are not in their right mind. usually scum.

>>688224467
Really? Would you now? Would you, really? Fuck off and stop acting hard on the Internet, who the fuck are you actually trying to impress?

>>688226015

I thought the same, but I am not autistic like yourself and I kept it to myself.

>>688227777
Mfw double dubs and quads

>>688227777
I'am also a furfag myself, what do you wear ?

>>688227805
this girl in middle school shes in my class and i want to be b-b-b-bad to the bone for her

>>688225047
hope you never have kids of your own

>>688226154
Or he doesn't live in a fucking cuck country. If someone strikes at you in good'ol US of A...you clearly have the go ahead to pummel the fucking dogshit out of them. And if there's no witnesses, Jul them. Ain't that right Zimmerman?

>>688224948
Please explain, what happened to your wife?

>>688228206
A giant neon green dildo strapped around my waist to signify that I am a unicorn of the middle class.

>>688225362
>being this furry

>>688228448
*kill

>>688227805
i'm not hard, i'm just a very violent person. we do exist, you know.

>>688225387
such angst and frustration when brain refuses to deliver a proper thought process

>>688228519
I hate you so much.

>>688228206
regular clothes i find confortable, not some gay tight shit., getting slowly to bed so pajamas soon. Being a furfag doesent show in clothing at all.

>>688228613
I actually thought Jul was another retarded meme trigger word like cuck.

>>688228791
Likewise you autistic pile of dog hair.

>>688225899
>You'll never be a feminine boy or an animal
how does it feel

Good on ya OP, i'd buy you a beer irl

I dont hate furries, i think most of them are nice and chill people; but, behaviours like these, my fucking god that is cringey as fuck.

>>688228844
>thinking cuck is a meme word

>>688224557
Screenshot? What was it about?

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>>688228844
It's called a buzzword.

>>688224948
Justice.

>>688229353
It is now. It's used in ways that have absolutely nothing to do with the true meaning of the word.

>>688229425
No shit friend.

>>688228728
My nigga ;) yes. We. Do. Exist.
>road rage incident 16 years ago
>get to stoplight beside faggot, who is now flipping me off after pulling out infront of me
>3 minutes is a long time to wait at a redlight
>put my size 14 thru his driver side window
>pull faggot out thru hole, fuck he won't come am the way out because of his seat belt
>knee him in head until I think he's had enough (maybe 5 secs after he loses consciousness)
>leave him slumped outside car, other half is still buckled inside
>red-light has changed to green back to red and everyone at intersection is sitting still, watching the show
>get back in my truck and drive off.
>0 fucks given

>>688220021
yup id buy you a beer irl. GJ, having a daughter of my own i'd gladly do the same! good dad rage, fucking fur fags.

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>>688229353
>2016
>thinking it isnt

>>688228844
Nah /b/ro. Stupid Swype text and bad proof reading

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This is what I think when reading your story OP.

>>688229883
Yeah. Okay.

>>688229263
Furries are cool, when they keep to themselves
Suits are cool, when they keep to themselves
Otherkin and the mentally are never cool.

>>688229873
then why did you call it a meme word you fuck

>>688228456
Literally nothing happened to his wife.

>>688230409
What makes you doubt my story other than it being on the Internet by an anonymous poster?

100% true lived thru these eyes and hands.

I have tons more violent stories from the good ol backwoods of northern GA.

>>688224948
if this is true then OH GOD SUCH SATISFACTION. EVEN I CAN FEEL IT HERE.

>>688227273
looks like a fake dog weiner glued into a girls pubes

>>688230947
I thought you were on the word "trigger"

>>688231015
Because it sounds like made up bullshit. I'm not stopping you, go on with your other epic fights if it pleases you.

>>688231546
Also a buzzword, yes.

>>688231006
>I go to the station after bringing my kids home and explaining what happened to my wife.
Something must have done.

>>688231805
Is English not your first language?
>fight with furfag
>goes home
>tells wife
>goes to station

>>688231805
he meant that he was explaining what happened to him and the children TO his wife.

>>688231756
Dammit thats what I was talking about. I was purposely saying trigger word because thats a dank meme right now. Why do you care so much?