>>688215278
I have an exam tomorrow and I don't know shit

>>688215278
The store was out of 2% milk, so I have to eat my cereal with whole milk tomorrow. It's a tough life, but then again, I'm a tough man.

>>688215278
I can't get dubs

>>688215716
You gonna shit liquid man

I've got severe scoliosis and need to come up with 20 grand for surgery when I'm just a cashier for cuck wage with no car.

Just bored as hell. Waiting on my application to the Americorps NCCC if that doesn't happen I'll try to find an apprenticeship in something. Maybe truck driving.

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>gf died

>>688216043
get a cashier job in a developed country, work it for a few years so you can become a citizen, get it for free.

>>688215278
I can't get a job without experience, and I can't get experience without a job.

>>688215278
I am quite the average looking dude but I had a gf in the past that has set my standard for girls so high that the only ones I find interest for are way out of my league (speaking on a personality level)

>>688216528
C'mon man, I'm a 20 year old white male living in the Chicagoland area.

>>688216666
Check em

>>688215995
whole milk has less lactose than 2 percent so why would he be more likely to shit liquid even if he was lactose intolerant

Hmmmm.. I guess my biggest right now would be that I'm worried about screwing up with this girl that I'm dating, it's very new and I'm worried that I might not be able to continue being interesting and coming up with things to say and shit

Also I have to do the laundry so that's annoying

I'm in the FDF and my relationships are falling apart because of this

I need money so i can eat for the rest of the month, i do have a job but also a lot of expenses, i have a little 5 month old little boy, he is ok, i make sure to buy his food first

>>688216949
Cause if you're used to drink 2℅ milk you lack the enzimes to digest whole milk

>>688216666
Ya got quads i'd hire you

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>>688215278
My Greek House has become a clique, and I am the one person not part of it.

>>688216743
You're a Chicagoan too? Cool bro. Or do you live in the burbs?

>>688216995
Find places to go and show her so there will always be something new about your dates

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>>688215278
Can't find a gf. I am currently failing with online dating; I just have no idea how to get replies.
>>688216730
same here

>>688217401
Tell them you have lots of money, or have just won the lottery.

>>688216666
Same aa you plus Work is pilling up

>>688217239
Suburbs, I personally consider Chicago extremely overrated because of the income tax and the crooks in our political system. I want a new life, fam.

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>>688217124
wat what enzyme are u talking about the enzyme that digests lactose called lactase????
this enzyme is responsible for digesting lactose and if you don't have enough of it you will have an easier time digesting whole milk than 1%, 2% and skim milk. theres nothing else in milk that the human stomach cannot digest, and usually it's only nigger and other assorted brownskins that don't produce enough lactase to drink milk

Im a 8/10 guy who has a lot of friends but i browse /b/ and get frowned upon for it even though i enjoy the stuff here. Other than that its pretty good

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I have a long distance relationship with someone I love/loved and she is totally in love with me.
At the same time i'm in love with my best friend, I don't know what she feels for me but I'd love to be with her.

I don't want to hurt my girlfriend, I really care for her, but pation has faded and I don't know what to do.

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>>688217926

>>688215686
Same here

I study at university. Try to study at least three days for an exam and still manage to get 33% on the said exam.

Wouldn't really mind getting this score if I went empty headed but the more I study and fail, the more retarded I feel.

Tell me b... Am I just fucking stupid? It wasn't easy getting into the uni, I did pretty well on the school exams...

>>688215278
>The pation

Nice bro.

>>688218088
You know what you leave but you don't know what you'll get

>>688218249
You probably need to find a better study method i think
There are people who can teach you how to study for money

>>688218313
exactly.

Plus it scares the living shit out of me to leave her, I just care too much for her and she'd be destroyed

>>688218687
What made you fall in love with her?

>>688215278
I hate my job

>>688219045
Damn, you know, I've always asked myself that, I don't have an answer.

But the day I finally met her, I was the happiest I've ever been in my life, my days with her were the best I ever had, and every time I see her face I get a rush of happines I can't describe.

But we have many differences, I am 4 years older than her, even though it isn't much the age gap shows when we discuss stuff, distance doesn't help and overall I feel that we keep hurting eachother each day as time passes.

>>688216666
Satan Quads.. go apply at a Victoria's Secret

>>688218249
Know how you feel, had an exam last week that I know I failed, even though I studied so hard for it. None of the things I looked at came up though so sometimes it's out of our control.
Sometimes we have to ask ourselves if something we worry about is really worth out happiness in the moment.

I've got fuck all to do for the summer till college starts, can't seem to find a job too

>>688215278
I love a girl in a different country, I'm poor and can't move there for several more months.

>have a lot of hotish chicks pics on phone
>put pictures in private folder cause married fag
>get drunk and enter password
>sober up forget password
Inb4 on phone may not >greentext

>>688219998
Yeah..
Well this thing happened to me

We had our organic chemistry exam. Cleared out my schedule 3 days before that to study. Didn't fuck around. Came to the exam about 20 mins before it was supposed to start. My course-mates are there revising and stuff, feel pretty calm. And this one course-mate comes with eyes red as hell. Asked him what happened and he's like "Dude last night was so fucking crazy, man. We drank like 0.7l Jaggermeister, a liter of vodka and some beer and we also smoked a fuckton of weed, didn't study for SHIT!".
I'm kind of "Wow man, well good luck with the exam"
So we had the exam. We have our facebook chat of the course and someone says the results are in. The guy I mentioned PMs me and says "Holly shit dude, I got 8.8/10"
So I log in to email where the results are and here it fucking is. I got 2.8. After 3 days of studying. While some guy parties all night and gets 8.8 with minimal effort.
That shit hurts man. My ego really took some hits in the past few months...

Graduating in 2 weeks and I don't know what job I want to get or what I want from my life

>>688221528
Same here, I'd say it's okay just keep working or whatever but, fuck, this shit is impossible dude I don't even know what to do.

Stay strong and good luck.

>>688215278
I have no idea what to do with my life.

>>688215278
My son dropped my phone in the toilet and now I have to use the speech to text predictive thing it's crap

>>688221809
Thank anon glad to know someone else is in my same spot, I just have to remind myself daily that eventually we will be together.

>>688221647
I take chemistry too, I think more than 3 days is required to do well on an exam but sometimes the course is so intensive there's no option to create enough study time. It's a tough thing to study and apparently the work/pay load is shit for the amount of training you do.

i just want a friend

>>688221647
The only thing I'm good at(at least at the moment) is English. That's the only thing where I can get a 9.5 with barely any effort.
Well I got an email from my proffessor (which is like some old batty german crone which I don't like one bit), saying she needs to see me for a talk.
I'm going for the talk tomorrow and honestly I'm kind of paranoid why she would need that talk.

>>688222046
Yeah I used to do the same, I finally went and stayed with her for a month, best month of my life.

But distance hurts, I don't know if in the long term staying together is a good Idea, that is in my case, I dont know yours.

I'm this guy >>688218088

Good luck dude.

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Fuck you guys and your first world problems, I have to decide every single morning if I want to take the 3 series or the 5 series out driving for the day. Do you know what kind of pressure that is you fuckers? Do you?

>>688222076
Yeah I'm studying Medical-Veterinary biochemistry and organic chemistry (along with general, physical and analytical chemistry) is a big part of it.
To be honest the future is pretty hazy for me since I live in Eastern Europe and as you can imagine there aren't too many labs around here.

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Doc is swapping meds on me and i feel like complete crap.

>>688215278
Manipulative "friends"

>>688222942
You could try moving. Although word of warning, all the labs are really demanding for experience.

I need to get laid. Haven't had any in 4 years.

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IM getting dangerously close to anorexia because of how little I eat on a daily basis. I feel like Im always distracted by video games and smoking weed (Smoking makes me not hungry). I do rock climbing and basketball which are both full body cardio and my job as a Valet has me busy all day running and standing non-stop. Id say I maybe eat around 1800-2000 cal a day, sometimes I never eat breakfast or dinner and it isnt unusual to miss lunch because of being slammed at work. On average I probably travel around 5 miles every time I go to work including walking, one day I recorded almost 8 miles. About half of my day is spent on an empty stomach because eating in the morning makes me sick to my stomach. I can visibly see my heart beating because Im so skinny, exposed bones, periods of dizziness and shortness of breath, regular back pain and respiratory difficulty (dep inhales are the only way I can get full breaths).

I basically feel like Im slowly dying but once I get distracted I can somewhat ignore everything, even when I normally sleep 5-6 hrs a night

>>688215278
the word cuck is being used as if it's the most effective swear in our entire language, and that couldn't be further from the truth.

It's a fucking embarrassment, and the sooner we stop with this faggot obsession, the sooner we can get this fucking site full of retards back on fucking track.

>>688223167
Hang in there

>>688215278
On the brink of being cut off and thrown out and i have no will to live

>>688215278
I have less than 60 years to live OP, #1 problem.... I am so fucked.

>>688223167
what illness do you have?

>>688223663
This site has been long gone for years.

>>688217124
Certified bro science

I have a lot of boring problems but right now I just wish my boyfriend was into the same kinks as me. My fetishes are super out there but he's so vanilla. I accidentally showed him some porn I liked and he was freaked out. But I love him and he's a brilliant companion. I wish he could just be a different person in bed and it makes me sad that I don't feel fulfilled in that respect

>>688223507
Eat fucking Mcfatties or something to get calorie count up.

>>688215278
Been having stomach problems for 4 months and landlord sold land so I have to move

>>688219620
Solve the distance, focus on the possibility of what your life can be in the future with her, 4 years isn't much and the gap only shows if you're very young. Plan ahead.

This is a very important part
>But the day I finally met her, I was the happiest I've ever been in my life, my days with her were the best I ever had, and every time I see her face I get a rush of happines I can't describe.
Just listen to yourself faggot

>>688218249

higher education isn't for everyone. Consider a technical degree or a civil service job.

>>688224024
Tried doing this, eating fast food of any kind gives me immediate diarrhea

>>688222222

>>688224157
Yeah, I know dude, maybe I'm lookinf for excuses to break this relationship because of the distance issue and all the complications that impairs because I'm a fucking pussy.

>>688215278
Girlfriend/soulmate broke up after 2 year relationship. We moved to different countries after graduation for work, should have been only one year, but long-distance doesn't work.

Anyone have a reason not to off myself tonight?

>>688222076
You can become a chemistry teacher and start cooking meth

>>688223507
>(Smoking makes me not hungry)
what are you, a wizard?
seriously dude, start eating. Start having breakfast. What you described is before your body will push the big red button to stop you, and you are just going to collapse at work.
Try the following, that's how I live, works for me. Some basic principles, nothing more.
>wake up 1 hour earlier before you need to leave
>have coffee (optional) AND breakfast.
always. even if you are not hungry. eat something. biscuits, yogurt, whatever.
>at work when it's lunchtime, tell everyone to fuck off, and eat. You can easily pump 1000 calories into yourself in 15 minutes if needs to be.
> cook and avoid junk food.
at least try to cook sometimes. there are a lot of easy , fast, and healthy dishes to make, and your body will appreciate it. You can just cook huge amounts and freeze half of it.
>sleep at least 8 hours a day.
That's it, enough sleep. Minimum 7, but try to go for 8, whatever happens.
hope this helps, anon.

>>688217106
Not exactly the norm with /b/, but I'm rootin' for ya dude.

>>688224491
yes, time heals dude, I know it looks fucking horrible right now, but time really heals.

Try to do shit for yourself, excersice go for runs, it sounds stupid but that shit alters the chemestry in your brain and makes you feel better.

Also eat healthy and all that bullshit, set a stupid goal foryorself so you get bussy with, like getting fucking ripped or learning an instrument or whatever, you'll se that in 4 months you'll be fine.

>>688224491
I'm sorry, my girl is also overseas. It's tough.

>>688216666
put on the application "got quads" instant CEO

>>688217926
Sweed or/dumb detected

my parents make me take psych meds, im 24.

i do it so i can live with them and not have to pay rent.

>>688215278
I can't hear out of my right ear and I've been trying to pop it without doing the pinch your nose and blow thing because I'm a pussy.

>>688223792
Bipolar type 2
trying Lithium for the first time ever.

>>688224636
I actually have a dream of working with cannabis. Maybe researching medical strains, developing cannabis based treatment.

>>688224942
Do you actually have a psychological condition or are they drugging you for weird ulterior purposes?
>inb4 anon is paranoid schizophrenic and i accidentally trigger a paranoid episode

>>688224491
Lol. Fucking pussy. Two years and you're thinking about killing yourself? Smh.

>>688224971
I recommend getting some earwax softener from a pharmacy, and buying one of those tiny basters to suck up warm water and flush hard chunks of earwax out. I had to do it recently, it somewhat helped.

>>688224903
I go to the gym or a run 3 times a week. I hang out with friends. I have other girls that are interested in me.

However, objectively the bond I had with this girl was on a whole other level and I am convinced I would not ever find a girl like it again. In 2 years we didn't have a single fight until it became long-distance. We had disagreements but those were handled gently as we had an excellent understanding of each other.

I know, plenty of fish, but what if this is the one that got away.

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Gotta take a my first drug test for a job around the 15th of the month. Kinda stressing about it because i smoked twenty something days ago but it was only like three hits. It was the first time in like a year since the last time I smoked. So now Im just chugging fluids. Maybe Im just psyching myself out. Its a laboratory piss test btw. Its a pre-employment test and the job is really important to me. Can anyone help?

>>688225454
Tbh killing myself was a regular thought before I met her as well. It's just that for the first time in my life she made me feel actually happy. (no, wasn't my first gf, no I wasn't a virgin)

>>688225485
Fuck same shit happens to me, long distance relationship here.
The month we were together not a single discussion
Being appart we fight at least 2 times a week

all my needs are met
>money, food, shelter
>loving family and some friends
>interesting hobbies
>dog and a cat

still have the overbearing urge to end my life /b/
I've been in existential crisis mode of some sort for about a decade, and figured some of it would clear up as I got my life together and became a functioning adult. but I'm really starting to wonder if the urge to kill myself is built into my brain or something.

been diagnosed with persistent depression disorder, seeing a therapist for it.

so yeah my problem right now is kind of problems, revealing the underlying inherent dissatisfaction with reality
my current move is doing all the things my therapist says and looking to buddhist philosophy for ideas/spiritual guidance

Guy friend I know and have feelings for is gone (not dead gone) and I have few ways to contact him.

>>688216743
If you are poor enough you can get free health insurance from the state or at least my state

>>688217926
Lactaze is an enzyme thst breaks down lactose to glucose and galactose.
And % on milk packets usually indicste the fat content, not lactose content in milk. Carbohydrates (lactose) =/= Fat They aren't connected even if he was lack toast and tolerant.

>>688218249
Tfw you're not getting 75%+ every time sans studying and not going to most lectures

>git gud

>>688225761
Any useful tips to share from therapist?

>>688225388
they tell me something bad will happen if i stop taking them. they wont tell me what. id like to know why they want me medicated so badly. i take antipsychotics oxytocin and antidepressants.

>>688219281
Same, but I'm tied in for 4 more years

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Procrastinating.
I know I have this problem but can't fix it.

>>688219998
You need to revamp your study approach if things are coming up you haven't studied.

>>688225761
do some heavy phsichodelic drugs, like lsd dmt shit like that.

Also think of your family, if you are a good person, don't leave them alone

>>688216666
Check'd.
Also try volunteer work/menial jobs like a cashier in a small store/work at a fast food place. They hire people with little/no experience.

>>688215278
Money.

Seriously, if I just had about $90K, I could cover all of my debts, pay back my mom, and set myself up to move overseas.

>>688222625
Fuck you I have to untuck the sheets from the bed in my hotel every evening because the useless fucking maids tuck it in again, do you know how inconvenient that is?

Also why not get one good car instead, BMWs aren't that impressive

>>688226067
for dealing with anxiety, yeah. breathing exercises and body awareness and other mindfulness techniques that bring you into the present.

that works for anxiety but the depression really needs a total change in your mental patterns, and the only way to do it is to force yourself to think positive thoughts...so if you can't get your own therapist I would say do deep controlled breathing and try to think a lot of positive thoughts throughout the day and especially at the end of the day when you're going to bed.

but like I said, I still have problems so I'm not much help

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>>688225761
Look at art/make your own art, bro. Induce introspection in any way to find out what your dissatisfaction stems from.

I would also recommend just getting a clear environment, too. Make your house/apartment/room as minimalist as possible, and generally live life free of physical and mental clutter; exercise, also. Shit makes a big difference, or at least it did for me, m8.

Turkey
>islam

I had 7 strokes and can't work. I need $50 per week to get by no way to earn it and disability takes forever. .

>>688226390
I did all those drugs when I was 16-22.. I'm 24 now
family and my dog continue to be the reasons i don't kill myself, that's not a solution to the urge to do so, though.

>>688215278
vido gaemz addiction

>>688225371
My first response was obviously a joke but this dream of yours sparked some interest. You don't need any school for that. Buy a small growing tent, do some research, the web offers so much from experienced growers for free. It isn't even that expensive and you can do it as a side project. Once you get the details of your grow done and your technique perfected, move to a country that offers or will soon offer freelancing in medical cannabis horticulture.

>>688226566
Once you debt a tiny little bit, you're fucked, sorry man

>>688216666
Work in 2016. LMAOO

>>688226803
damn dude, you are young.

what makes you happy? appart from family, any pasion you have?

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>>688226719
>7 strokes

I got bitten by a tick about a week ago
A day or two later there was a red ring around the area I was bitten
Went to do some tests, they said it might be Lime disease
Tests are coming up in two days
If they're positive - I'm up for a pretty intensive treatment
And if my body won't respond to it well, I'm gonna have a wheelchair waiting for me

Scared fucking shitless.

>>688215278
i have no money to build a PC and all i have is a shitty laptop.

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>>688226877
Just fuck my shit up, fam.

>>688215278
>25
>Alcoholic
>Seperated and getting served divorce papers tonight.
>2 yeard old son doesn't even remember me
>Wife dating and likely to marry an old friend
>Suicidal thoughts everyday for years, even before life went downhill

I didn't go to school whole year and I told my parents I am going to school every morning
now the school is over and I don't know how to explain to them

>>688215278
No money, no food.

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>>688227114
I had seven strokes last night.
Then I came.

22 NEET living with girlfriend and i feel like a leech. Might break up with her tonight and kill myself.

>>688227457
why did you not go? and what did you do with all the time you were supposed to go to school?

>>688227467
half of the /b/
>but we still have internet though so , it is okay

>>688226847
I'd get 2-10 years of jailtime if I got caught in my country because of retarded laws
I'd love to move somewhere where it's legal (Holland would be perfect) though
Well at least I'm young and willing to accept change in my life...

>>688226719
holy shit are you good fucking ouch

>>688227745
just try your best to get a job or get some education/trainin to have better chances

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I have 3 university options:
1 - very prestigious schoool, top 10 in the world (think it's a meme tho),0 social life and 0 university life, workload will be nothing I have experienced before
2 - relatively high ranking school in my country, workload will be heavy but not as heavy as school 1, university life will be very good, but will cost unwards of 10k to live there and I know no-one
3 - lowest ranking but best university life, workload will probably be the same level I am now, have 1 friend studying there, will cost upwards of 7k to live there
Only problem is 1 and 2 require a 2:1 but 3 requires a 2:2. I'm guaranteed a 2:2 but because I'm missing so much marked work back I don't know if I'm able to get a 2:1... I don't think I can accept all 3 and hope for the best so what do /b/?

>>688227769
I went to the library and learned some english . Because I am planning to go another college .
Something I want to do my job . Like english lit. so I will enter the exam again ( studying electric in a community college right now .)

>>688227104
road cycling
playing banjo

those are my passions, I can't seem to enjoy them these days though.

I appreciate all the people trying to help, it's surprising, but encouraging

>>688228203
From my own personal experiences, heavy workloads fuck my shit up.
Nearly killed myself over it, maybe went insane. I'm just not cut out for a heavy educational life, I conclude.

Go where you think you will be most happy.

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>>688228203
Try to find balance between prestige-social life
You wanna finish and have a good university up your sleeve but also have some time to party and chill - you're not gonna get those years back. Don't waste your time with your head buried only in books

>>688215278
I'm hungry

>>688228591
I don't know what to tell you, but there is always a way out and you are going to die eventually, why rush it?
There are still shit ton of things to do and experience, let death for when you have to die.

>>688229023
Why postpone it though? To do some distractions while you wait to die?

>>688228601
>>688228806
I feel you guys, I forgot to mention this is for a masters, so it's only a year programme... I have had a few episodes with my current workload, but that's bee a rarity over the course of 3 years. I'm thinking 1 year with my head down won't be too bad right? Plus with a top 10 university on my CV I'm basically sailing into a 6 figure job right? I don't know this whole ordeal is shit and it only makes me sad knowing the deadline is approaching

>>688227356
It's all over, RIP

I feel lonely when people are around and like to take long walks at night which could be a mental problem

>>688229023
I'm aware of that intellectually, it's more of an overhanging psychological pain than an intellectual desire to die.

>>688229235
to help your family man, your wife, you don't want your kids to grow fatherless, that shit sucks.

and I'm sure eventually you'll find something to drive you.

>>688215278
I don't care about things.

I have a pretty decent job and I live with roomates. I want to get my own place, problem is I have no id because my license is suspended, and I can't get that back until I clear up a 2 year old probation warrant. Turning myself in in September

>>688226608
Fuck you I have to press the button to wait for the elevator to take me down to the kitchen area of my 11 story house, do you have any idea how hard it is to press a button?

>>688229607
What if you don't have a family? What if soulmate gf left you to pursue a career in another country and it made your relationship fall apart?

>>688224735
Thanks

>>688229925
Are you attributing the relationship failure all on your girlfriend leaving? If you love her you want her to succeed right?

I don't think that is enough to think on suicide anon, at least do a bunch of drugs or something.

>>688223507
Eat healthy, but eat a lot.

>>688224024 is shit advice.

i have court tomorrow and ive never been to court before

>>688223507
You got a tape worm. Medical fag here

>>688230262
No, the relationship failed due to long-distance frustrations and there not being a clear point where we would have jobs in the same area. She underestimated how hard it would be, but I don't blame her.

>>688230471
For what

Not having the money for Overwatch

>>688230770
Explain overwatch?

>>688230638
is there still love? if answer is yes, then relationship didn't fail, it is just going thorugh a really hard time, I'm in a long distance relationship my self with a very, very difficult situation, I can't say it's gonna be fine because I'm extremely depressed, but not enough to end yourself man.

>>688215278
lacking the will to live
>still 19
kek at my existential dread

>>688230922
he is refering to a retarded videogame that is coming out,

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>>688215278
job is good, family is good, friends are good (have few but good ones), health is good, looks are good, fucks are good

My current problem is a girl that's in love with me (feel the same) but doesn't wanna date because she knows she can't keep it in her pants and wants to fuck any fat acne-faced betta that talks a little bit nice to her.

I dealt with it pretty good but she keeps getting awfuly sad for losing me (know thru her sister)

I just can't understand how you are emotionally attached to someone that is everything you have been loking for but you are not willing to commit just for a night fuck

>>688231181
Gotcha. I don't really play games. Still got a ps2 haha

>>688215278
>Bullshit problem
Money. Fucking always money.
>Real problem
Fat. God damn I'm a fatty fat fat and I need to lose the weight.. would be nice to know what confidence feels like.

>>688231069
She said she remembers how much she loved me, but that being apart for so long, the feelings faded and she doesn't anymore.

She didn't want to think about the possibility of love re-growing if we managed to live in the same area, because she didn't want to 'torture' herself like that (her words)

I want to draw comics for a living but I don't practice drawing at all.

>>688231517
damn... I'm sorry dude

what do you do? where are you from?

>>688230566
oh great

>>688231782
Mid-level manager in a warehouse of a fortune 500 company, UK.

She does research in Germany and wants to do a PhD after this summer but doesn't know where she will go yet (several options across Europe, one in UK but not sure if she'd get funding there). I asked if she'd want to try again if she came here, to which she said that she didn't want to think about that.

I've poisoned my dog and i don't know what to do with the corpse

>>688232266
It does sound like it's over, I guess time and moving on is what it's left.

Good luck bro, you got it tough but you can make it work.

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I've never had a relationship because I've never lived anywhere longer than 6 years and it made me pretty antisocial. I'm in good shape and I'm not that ugly. Now I'm 18 and I live in an apartment by myself and being alone for so long is really starting to get to me

>>688232743
1 get a haircut
2 get a haircut
3 get a haircut

go to a rave, get high on molly and talk to people, you'll get friends in 3 second, shitty friend but that will build up your confidence.

you are young, dont stress over it

PD: GET A HAIRCUT

>>688215278
did you get that pic from that vapourwave facebook page?

i constantly feel somewhere between slightly depressed and extremely suicidal. Tried everything from antidepressants to therapy and nothing worked. I force myself to go out with my friends but it never helps. Just want to die now honestly

>>688233283
That's really shitty advice. Have fun being degenerate trash

>>688225683
Keep drinking water until then and you'll be fine.

>>688234173
the haircut part is not a shitty advice, seriously you need it

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One of my best friends died young a couple weeks ago and my girlfriend of 2 years just left me. Not too concerned over the latter as she was a bit of a daft whore. I've found however, that life is terrifyingly uncertain.

I've been troubled by this. There's a sinking feeling in my chest when I realize how quickly everything in my life could so easily go to shit.

Anyone felt like this? How does one get over this and move on with life?

>>688233283
>>688234271

Hair's good for one's intuition~ :3

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>>688234173
honestly that's like exactly the same advice I'd give and I'm only a bit degenerate

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Where I'm going to sleep after I get caught hiding in this abandoned house. I'm scared /b/ros The Ethernet cable is what i was gonna hang myself with

>>688236182
post pic of cute ass kitten pls

>>688236182
Don't die yet motherfuck. If that little kitten is yours you have a responsibility to keep it alive.

Not motivated , dont feel like doing anything because i feel like worlds going to end soon :/

GF thinks I am an asshole AND a ATM. Just dropped $400 bucks on her for a night out and she starts a fight on the way home over some trivial bullshit. Now she won't speak to me. Should have been an awesome night full of memorIes - turned to shit.

>>688218088
About 4 months ago I broke up with my girl friend of 3 years. We had been at different schools for a year. Immediately I regretted my decision. I was asking myself "Why would I break up with her if we were like two peas in pod?" Whatever compelled me turned out to have my best interest in mind. I've been able to work on myself as a person. I'm able to connect with other people that wasn't allowed while I dated her. I broke a 100 mile chain. Obviously your relationship is much different than mine was. However, I hope you can find something in my story that might help.

>>688236652
lel get used retard.

>>688236652
Break up time. It sucks, but no one deserves that.

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>>688236394
Her names judith

>>688236993
lol more pls , wake the other silly sleepy head up :p

Both me and my girlfriend know iys not gonna work. Only shit we got in common is weapons, drugs, psychotic issues, and a couple songs. Thats about it apart from some general interests.
Sure we could go back to what brought us together, but thats a can of herpes filled coca cola.
Fml

GF broke up with me and wants to be friends.

Getting past the feeling bad about it stage and into the part where being around her just kind of pisses me off.

>>688235116
Self-confidence, bud.

Everything in your life can and will go to shit.

Know that you can get through it no matter what.

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>>688237525
Named it negrokitten

>>688238082
dont kill yourself man u got 2 kittens that need u for food etc :p any other animals? >>688236993
i see an animal in reflection looks like a doge

>Jobless
Living alone with younger bro cant even pay bills with lowest wage

its my dream to be a writer. it took me ten years to write a sci fi space opera series (11 books)for teens.

i sent plenty of letters to agents and publishers but didnt get any responses. if theyd just told me "no", i could handle it but instead i got nothing. agents and publishers get thousands of letters everyday so i'm buried in the pile somewhere.
i published my book on amazon and i have two reviews of 5 stars each and the same on goodreads.

i followed the masters to build a great story and then took it a step further to make something new.

i think the fruit of my labor shall die on the vine and become nothing despite my efforts

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>>688238214
All kittens they were here when I got here only friends I have

>>688238903
They're all you need ,everyone else is fake as fuck. How old are you?

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>>688239221
18. Been living like "this" since i was 15
I'm really tired of it /b/ro... I really fucking am.

>only real ambition in my life is exercising and getting stronk
>getting too depressed to have any apatite anymore, have to force myself to finish meals when I even can
>watching years of hard work turn into nothing as my weight drops and my body starves my muscles smaller

>>688239923
where is your family

Head ache, but horny

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>>688240291
I don't know...

>>688240494
wtf. when was last time u saw them

Really want to get into speedrunning games, and I love watching streams of basically anything speedrun. I just can't seem to get motivated to sit down and learn the skills/strats to compete.

>>688215278
I just finished a landscaping apprenticeship. They hired a new guy a week before I finished, and let me go a week after.

:|

>>688215278
Being an alpha in public and around people I don't have sexual interest in, but becoming an instabetafag whenever I think about asking the girl out or talking to her 1 on 1.

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>>688240685
when I was 15. When my mom told me she was moving and she didn't have space for me. Drug addicts amirite...

>>688215278
Why does that remind me of Ender's Game..?

>>688215686
Get off 4chan and study.

>>688241055
its war games

>>688241000
chekd..
What a bitch.. Where do you live? state

>>688238858
Fuck publishers bro.
You know how many times Harry Potter got rejected?
This is the age of technology and social media, where a simple YouTuber can make millions. Don't give up anon, you did something not many people accomplish in a lifetime. You knew it wasn't gonna be easy, but if you put in your effort you can make it. Learn about marketing- get a tumblr, a Facebook, a tweeter, a website, a Devian art everything for your book. Shit, invest $50 a month on online ads, get a somewhat known artists to do the front cover art. I saw so many authors at comic con when I went last week, it gives hope for you bro. Good luck

I'm a closet bisexual in a small, super religious town in fucking Ohio. Couldn't get any further from a shot if I tried.

The gun jammed

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>>688241381
Oklahoma. been hopping all around the state

pic related so fucking hard anon.. so fucking hard man

>>688215278
Someone poured bleach in my 2 washing machines and all my clothes are ruined :(
I didn't do anything to provoke them.

>>688241199
Siii sii makes sense now thanks

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>>688238903
>kittens
>only friends i have

>>688223982
well if you are a biological from birth girl ill kink u up.

no matter what i do or make i end up feeling like it is meaningless and when im doing nothing i want to be productive

>>688216995
Just do the little things, go on hikes somewhere, bring along a picnic basket with some cheese grapes n crackers. You don't have to be the only one interesting either, just take interest in her.

i want to join the army but my mile os 10:30 while your 2 mile to pass bct has to be at least 16:36

>>688241578
That sucks man. Dont kill yourself though.

>>688241431
move to dc ull fit right in faggots round here are gahdahmmed everywhere.

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>>688242503
Not yet /b/ro don't worry I'm gonna wait another year probably hopefully things get better. maybe it just takes 4 years instead of 3.

>>688216043
>be me
>canadian
>same issue
>no fucks given

>>688221626
Do porn?

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>>688241425
thanks dude. i just watched a video with the tall fucker from MYTHbusters and Andy Weir who wrote the martian. he threw his shit up on amazon for .99 and now he's rolling in it.

i studied the biggest epics out there, The Odyssey, LOTR, original Star Wars, The Matrix, Harry Potter, and i followed the "hero with 1000 faces" blueprint and then added some new shit to take it a step further. i'm going to do the online marketing thing like you said and i'm going to release a new book every 3-4 months so you dont have to wait a year and shit for the next volume.

pic to prove i'm not lying. its 4400 pages divided amongst 11 volumes.
i have more if you give a shit

Also have exams, dont know shit. Held back already and im still in highschool. If i fail tomorrow (which i will) i can say goodbye to college and a good job

>>688242667
Shits bound to hit the fan in the US real soon anyways, good luck anon.

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>>688242893
you too anon I'm signing off for tonight gonna try and find some money too eat thanks for talking to me also for the love of god if you have or do have kids don't fucking abandon them ever please. love you man goodnight

>>688243154
Good night man.

>>688218249
I listen to instrumentals while I study and by studying I usually write down the core things while I sumarize the passages/chapters or whatever the fuck you're reading, for my case it was different because I'm a medic so I had to weitw the drug, indications of use, contraindications, effects and doses for patients and all that good shit so idk what you do but I was always told writing it down ingrains it in your memory

>>688243154
>>688243154
god speed, anon

>>688221626
become a mandongo.

Anxiety about everything. Trying to make my eczema go away. Kicking my ass to do better in school this fall.

>>688226719
nigga you dead

Idk if she likes me as more than a friend

>>688215278
>>688215278
>>688215278
banging your mom

>>688215278
Graduated high school and have no idea what to do with my life. I have crippling anxiety and suffer from server depression. It also doesn't help that I sit in front of a computer and play video games all day

I've only got about 3 months left to live.

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I want to buy a car i want but I need to sell my truck to get that car and I need to do it in a short timeframe.

I cannot talk to women, I become frustrated, start stumbling on my words, then i beat myself up afterward. it is a vicious cycle cause i'm training myself that the opposite sex=self abbrasion

>>688244243
why not go on an adventure with those cats,if you're gonna die in 3 months,don sit around being a little fag,go out and explore.
If you really don't care too much,than I guess you wouldnt mind doing fun illegal shit

>>688244040
skip college. go to a trades school and learn HVAC. you'll be making 70k in 3 years while those other fucks you sat next to in class are figuring out their liberal arts degree will make them wage slaves for the rest of their lives.

do the smart thing. quit jackin it to pokemons or whatever it is you kids do these days and make something of yourself.

god speed.

not google local trade schools in the area. i cant carry you, fucknuts but i'll point you in the direction of self reliance and independence. whether you decide to take my sound advice or sit there with a charizard figurine up your ass while spanking it to some guy in a dress is your fate to make.

>>688215278
Im 18 and still a virgin. Im afraid of being banished to the cuck realm of /r9k/

>>688215278
My problem sucks, i installed VNC on all local computer at my building office, cause im the Tech department responsible, but then i went to a seminary for a 2 weeks, then they contracted a new guy and he installed all the computers again, but forgot to activate the VNC autostart... so that means that i have to either create some sort of broadcast program to change the refistry of each windows computer to load VNC 8that i use to activate dhcp, dns, and other by remote) or i will have to manually activate it on more than 4 k computers, cause this is a call center. fuck me.

Finishing my dissertation. This thing is a bitch, and I've dedicated the last 5 years of my life to it. Absolutely no motivation to finish it.

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I have about 2 months before I am the head of a 3 person household and I don't even have a job

>>688244398
Richfag here, I'll send you the money you want for the truck if spread your ass with a timestamp and post your paypal

>>688244912
Make them work. Beat them