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>It's ok, anon. You can touch them. What do you do?
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>It's ok, anon. You can touch them.

What do you do?
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grab them. what else?
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Rub the lights behind her
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>>688213692
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>>688213769
/thread
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>>688213692
...touch them. you fucking beta
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>>688213692
Turn 360° and walk away
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Get my lawyer on the phone because I've already raped her by hearing her statement and not immediately declaring that I was a homosexual or transgender person.
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>>688213692
Touch them
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>>688214108
Kek
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>>688213692
Get into a philosophical discussion on the meaning of 'them'.
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touching/feeling boobs like im 15 again doesnt really do it for me.
like JAV porn, its like what a kid thinks sex is. just this unnecessary fondling.
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>>688213692
Lia Marie Johnson for those interested, she has like a cult of followers or something
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>>688214726
Her eyes look comptely dull and glazed over here. Goddamn, the LA life is gonna fuck her over hardcore.
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Ask her to speak clearly into my voice recorder so I don't get charged with rape after we have unsatisfying and embarrassing sex.
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>>688214549
Underrated post
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>>688215323
This is gold.
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>>688215323

This
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>>688214726
>>688215192
It's worse in LA, but the main issue is the "moderately attractive female" life. That's what will fuck her personality and mind beyond all recognition.

She's gonna fucking lose it when she starts getting old and less attractive and youthful. Guaranteed, she'll be getting plastic surgery, breast enhancements, etc. Probably drug addictions too.
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>>688213853
I think you meant: Turn 180° and walk away
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>>688216789
hello there new friend, how are you today?
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>>688217044
Hello there new friend, how are you today? Taking the obvious bait.
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>>688216789
Summer is here
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>>688213853
Kek
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>>688214726
She's an ugly attention seeking hoebag.
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Turn 90° and walk away untill I bump into the wall
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>>688216789
Reverse bait , things are getting wild
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>>688213692
>688213692
i don't find her attractive:|
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>>688213692
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>>688217141
>Obvious
Ehh, debatable.
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Fuck her
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Touch her balls
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>>688217603
What was she really watching?
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>>688217603
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anyone wanna make a lia group on kik? or just jerk to her?
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>>688217582
Yes I am, how do I like a comment?
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>>688216789
Having fun, summer?
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>>688218462
I think its a-manda t-odd's video
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>>688213692
turn 180 degrees and moonwalk away
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>>688217603
The person who came up with this is a genious
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>>688217453
Only he gets it lol
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>>688218676
>mfw oldfag spamfilter won't allow posts with her name in it
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>>688213692

run away while crying
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>>688216789

And I'm just here laughing as faggots fall for reverse troll. Summer fun!
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>>688218575
Yeah, you just got baited, congrats!
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>>688214726
>cult
Kek, you mean the few retards on 4chan that never saw the typical cali girl before. She's a no one
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>>688213692
I spill her orange juice and clean her up withg my tounge
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>>688213692
>"I can? Awesome"!
>Go grab her best friends tits.
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>>688213692
Molest the fuck out of her tittays.

She 18 yet? Getting too old...
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>>688219139
kek'd
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>>688213692
enforce my patriarchal rights by raping her and getting away with it
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>>688218947
Jokes on you, I was just pretending myself.
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Wait, guys. How do I do that greentalk thing again? :) also this girl is hot!!!
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>>688219333
Well, I kinda was pretending that you weren't pretending yourself. Nice trips!
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>>688213692
Jizz in my pants and fart uncontrollably
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>>688215192
Dab it up bro
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>>688219081
Boner incoming!
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>>688219510
<Wait nevermind!!!
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>>688218947
HOLY SHIT IS THAT REAL?
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>>688219081
when did she become a turbo-whore?
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i'd eat her pussy until she passed out, then pee all over her, then let her peg me when she wakes up.
Peg me until I cum and pee and pass out in my own fluids, and perhaps drown.
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>>688217044
>>688217173
>>688217582
>>688218575
taking obvious reverse bait
summer is truly here
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>>688213692
Touch them
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>>688213692
Touch...them?
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>>688216789
Idiot
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>>688213692
Walk out, because I have no interest in white women.
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>>688216789
Lurk harder newshit
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>>688220037
>turbo whore
A bikini makes her a whore?
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>>688220111
Glorious answer from trips
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>>688216789
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>>688219960
it obviously is. you can tell by the name of the image.
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>>688216789
And what a wonderful summer we are having, too...
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>>688220289
Filming her tits nearly falling out of her bikini and uploading it to her snapchat, when she probably knows her primary audience is men who fapped to her when she was 14 is.
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>>688216789
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>>688218803
me to
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>>688218947
Wtf dude, why in the world would you fucking save that.
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>>688218721

*genius, genius
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>>688220489
what do those numbers even explain??
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>>688216657

The bitter virginity seeps from this post.
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>>688213692
N-no! I would never disrespect a lady that way!!
((*panting*))
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>>688217603
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On account of speculation and the way 2016 works... Define "them" please
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>>688220444
>>688220111
>>688219333
>>688218811
>>688217044
This is now a get thread
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Anyone got any top quality fakes of her?
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>>688220395
Mfw.
Ty for notice my triumph
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Slap the whore the unconscious then proceed to violently rape her for hours
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>>688220511
kek
Keeping being delusional, and codemming women on the internet to fullfill your mommy issues.
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What's her name again?
Also here's a pic of my fuck buddies ass
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>>688217603
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Dude is this for real and if it is can you send me a link to the full video?
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>>688221000
>whiteknighting someone you will never meet

Ok mate.
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>>688221136
>4chan
>"dude if this is real"
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>>688221000
>stupid whiteknight
>also trips of truth
>mfw i can't decide if retarded or not
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>>688221066
Got any more of her?
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>>688219081
I am so fucking erect for this
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>>688220758
Bump
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>>688221295
LOL
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>>688221469
Thats not what a whitenight is cunts.
I dont give a shit about her reputation or what she does in teh future(beyond leaking nudes when she out of the limelight).Questioning your vernacular for what you claim is a whore, isnt fucking anything related to it
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>>688221875
Kik me lmaosus
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>>688222211

HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH
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She's too fucking hot
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>>688220528
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>>688213692
run away
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Check ID
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>>688218811
>oldfag
>2012
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>>688223301
why run
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>>688223209
dog when was the last time you left your bedroom? I see tons of better looking females driving or walking by my house when i sit outside just smoking a fucking cigarette. get off it, son. women arent even at their prime beauty 'till like 21+, hardly anyone even has a look figured out before that
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>>688220572
Can't even tell if bait....
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>>688224437
Yet you're on /b/ and you're not fucking any of those girls you claim walk by you?
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>>688213692
I would touch them.
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i kill her and make a sandwitch
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>>688213809
underrated post
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>>688224852
You think that that's an outlandish claim? How old are you and where are you from? Like 1 in 8 females are pretty good looking.. at least.. you're probably a virgin, right?
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>>688222211
He speaks the truth regardless of superior digits
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>>688225471
Not in the suburbs/city.
Maybe ont in the country thats true, or you have impossible standards
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>>688222211
OHHHH THOSE NUMBER OF REPEATING
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>>688225471
>you will never hold lia's waste
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>>688225861
that's not been my experience. there are pretty girls everywhere. everywhere there's a crowd there's pretty women.. it probably does break down to like a 1 in 8 ratio regardless of anyone's standards.
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>>688226170
>pretty girls everywhere
>but onbly 1/8 of them are attractive
Bruh what?
Are you a nigger?
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>>688214549
This
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>>688226476
if you go to the grocery store, there are attractive females there. if you go to the mall- they're there too. if you go to school there's plenty. if you go to mc donalds you'll probably see some. they're everywhere. whether youre in the country or in NY like me. you'll probably see some at taco bell, or wherever the fuck you go to. i'm off it
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>>688219081
She has a potato for a face.
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>>688221000
dumbass
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>>688213809
kek!
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>>688227124
Replying to what exactly?
Thought so
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>>688213692
touch her all over of course

and then beat. her. down
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>>688222211
No, dumbass, that's exactly what you're doing. Whiteknighting. Get over it and stop trying to split hairs so you don't seem like the douche you are.
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>>688213692
touch her dick
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wake up
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>>688224437
this is very, very true for places like new york and la

for cities like detroit or st. louis (or really anywhere that's not a gigantic metropolis) it's very not true

it is true especially for nyc. had girls crawling up my dick everywhere i went and i made 50k a year and drove an 82 honda how dare you
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>>688227381
You reek of summercancer

Read up what i said. All she is to me, is a way to get my dick up.

If this is your attempt to maintain an argument, you might as well quit now.
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Rape her.
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>>688222211

You're a whiteknight in denial.

Have fun with your many mutual friendzones that are totally mutual..
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>>688213692
Take away her obvious push up bra and watch those puppies sag while she gives me head.
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>>688226158
Im not into scat anyway
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Wat
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>>688219081
I don't think that's what she meant
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>>688227381
>hey bro that's a whore!!
>Why do you say that, bro?
>haaha u fuckin white knight trashhh virgin littledick fuck aha you dumbass whiteknight hah go back to readit lmfao u thirsty asf haa douchebag get over it kido


that's literally you right now.. that's literally you, man.
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>>688226158
she looks like justin beeber
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>>688227865
>summercancer
Shal i give you a tour?
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shes even got the thot necklace
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>>688228112
bystander here

you are a little gay my man
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>>688218261

really not debatable if you've spent more than 20 minutes on /b/
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>>688228353

can confirm this nigga is a bit gay

V
>>688228112
^
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>>688228636
>not posting anime reactions
>get the fuck out
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>>688227946

here is your (you)
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>>688228824
>being an ironic weeb
sorry burs, we can see your neckbeard. head back to the stream with your 17 year old friends that joke about having gay sex with eachother
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>>688216789
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>>688228112
Ty saving that Fuko-chan response rn
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>>688226158
>you will never speak english properly
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>>688228824
>weeb
>on an anime website
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>>688228636
>>688228824
lol nigga i am a little gay and yes nigga i have read bascally all of ghost in the shell (and watched [ed tivuskee puppaloo - 2016])
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>>688229323
What if he likes scat?
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>>688221066
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>>688216789
a bait within a bait.
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>>688227425
oh /b/ro... I did not come here to feel
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>>688229469
are you at least a transgender? post face pics plz
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>>688220758
Not really, that's coming from a 8-9/10 guy, 6', degree in engineering, and built. I do better than 99.9% of guys on Tinder, and I still don't even come close to the amount of attention marginally attractive girls get.

Bitter, absolutely. You're damn right I'm bitter about having to put in literally hundreds of times the effort for 1/10 the results, but such is life in the western world in 2016. Women get showered with attention constantly, and I am completely bitter about that.
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>>688224999
czech'd
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>>688213692
why are those light blocking the door way?
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>>688229690
a bait within a bait within a bait as you reply to responses people made knowingly toward a reverse-bait post and youre the only one here on the outside of the joke because you dont know how it works. not even shitting you,
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>>688220107
Taking the obvious reverse-counter bait. Summer IS truly here.
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>>688227955
best fake i've seen
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>>688213692
>"go back to kids react"
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>>688213692

Pass. They're too big. Now, if she was a flatchested brown-eyed brunette...
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