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>>688207889
Same question, it's so expensive (enter, beer, private dance). I prefer fuck a hooker for the same price, It's a wast of money...

>>688207889
To Get their dicks sucked

The buffet

I'm looking for a wife material

>>688208585
Do you also like wearing a rubber while you get your cock sucked?

>>688207889
I like the atmosphere

>>688207889
Nah, but a chick I went to highschool with works at one right now. Wouldn't mind seeing her strip for me, but it'd be too awkward

To look at naked ladies. Is this a trick question?

>>688208834
Yes, always

>>688207889
>>688208585
I once went to a strip club and spent $27. $20 to get in, brought my own beers cause it was that kind of place, and stayed for about ten girls doing dances. I was willing to give them all a dollar at least but the place was so packed a lot of them just skipped over me, so I only spent $7 on tips.

In Florida it's because it's a friendly place with cheap beer. The women are irrelevant and most of them only decently attractive if that.

We have a lot of strip clubs.

But like the way i see it, you cant actually fuck (or even touch) the girls, so you go in, pay a fuck ton of cash and leave with blue balls and a hardon....

They're fun to just chill at and drink beer with your friends

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>>688209164

Can you go into a strip club with a gf?
Does it happen or is it problematic?

>>688209432
>you cant actually fuck (or even touch) the girls
stop believing that lie.

cause it's fun?
it's also extremely dependent on where you're at, clubs in houston Tampa and new Orleans are a lot different than west coast or NE.

>>688209815
>Can you go into a strip club with a gf?
you talk about it for a few weeks first. if you talk about it for one day and then try , you will have a bad time when you get home.

>>688209815
It definitely happens.

The question is (a) whether your gf wants to go, and (b) whether your gf is going to make it impossible for you to have fun in there.

>>688209432
Depends on the joint. I've been to a sleazefest in Pompano Beach where I was offered bareback in the lapdance cubby for $20. And the girl was cute, too. Stupid, but cute.

>>688209815
yea girls go to the club i frequent all the time

>>688209275
>$27

I live in Montreal. $20 to get in, +$20 for the drinks, $40-60 for dance (you can touch tits but not her cunt $5 per 2 mins). $100 every fucking time, it's why I prefer fuck a hooker. Expensive.

Fit the Dane reason odor go to art museums. To look at something beautiful.

And maybe get their dick sucked.

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>>688210225

mfw when i be in montreal this weekend.

>>688209931
No problems here, she's cool.

>>688209942
She said herself that she'd like to go. I don't have to have fun with strippers, I'm interested only in their dance, really.

>>688210142
Thanks, I thought that this may be a problem.

>>688207889
to see naked chicks, duh

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>>688210555
F1 week?

>>688210558
Well then, why are you asking us?

Sounds like you're good to go.

>>688210225
>>688210555

Kinda samefaggin' here but... where do people go in Montreal?

>>688207889
Because dem bitches will work your cock if you ask right.

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>>688210973

It's fun to go with the bros and fuck around and look at naked chicks. Club in my area is 10 entry with free drinks (soda obviously, no alcohol at full nude places here), 10 topless, 20 nude dances. If you find the right girl 20 hj, 40bj, and 60-100 fs. Not that expensive really.

>>688210894
I was asking because I didn't know if we will be let in together. Seriously, I haven't been to any nightclubs yet.

>>688210142
Yeah its called a gay strip club

>>688211524
You won't have any problems.

A lot of you are looking at it from totally the wrong perspective. A strip club is full of cute easy women.

Rule #1: Never go on a Friday or Saturday night. It's their busiest nights and when they make the most money. They are in high turnover mode and try to get as many private dances as possible. Go on any night but these two.

Rule #2: Never be a customer. Do not sit at the stage. Once they see you as a source of tips, its over. Sit at a table in between the bar and stage. They'll come by and ask for a dance. Since you're there on a quiet night they'll stop and chat. Offer to get a drink if youve engaged them in conversation but never a dance. Let them know you're not a civilian that you used to date a girl that danced.


Rule #3: Engage them in a way that makes them think you think they're more than stripper. A favorite of mine is to say you know I have this feeling that there are two sides to you. I mean you're totally outgoing and have a bunch of friends, but there is this other side where you let very few people truly close to you and if anyone does anything to the people that are truly close to you, you become this animal and would destroy them. You're the type to do anything for those close to you and I really admire that. I had a stripper break down and tear up saying that she dances because her mom is an alcoholic druggie and her brother has down syndrome so she does this for him.

Rule #4: Understand that strippers are paying the club to be there. If it's slow enough for them to be sitting and having an in depth conversation, they're losing money. If the convo is good tell them hey let's get out of here and grab a drink and bite somewhere else where you don't have to be charged. Now you're on a date with a girl who gets naked for money. If you can't close from here just ignore Rule 2 and get your thrills that way.

>>688210973

What strip clubs do people go to?

>>688210868

Yes, look for the anon surrounded by reddit looking types.

>>688210973
Mostly in the downtown and the old part. 'muricans love this city because the legal age is 18 and the nightclubs close at 3AM and not 2.

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Stripper I fucked using said above rules

>>688211904
Maybe you're going at this all wrong and that you're just some autist who likes to play psychology manipulative but the effect gets reversed and charge your impudent ass double for what they normal do.
Idiot.

For me I go to the strip club to drink and watch the girls dance. I use to spend a shitload of money but now I'll spend 50-80 if that, depending on how much I drink that night. Plus its a good way to see which girls actually find you attractive or not. The best times to go is weekdays during half off drinks and/or when its not busy

>>688210225

Ya but prostutituion is legal in Canada so you could walk into a strip joint and talk a hot chick into fucking you.

paying money to enter a place to watch dirty drug addict skanks dance, yeah so fun.

>>688211904
I agree with #1 and #3, but if you follow #2 and #4, you're basically ensuring that their toddlers will go hungry.

>>688212547
moralfag kill yourself

>>688211920
A lot, Solid Gold, Chez Paré ect, they are mostly on St-Catherine street

>>688212545
>Ya but prostutituion is legal in Canad
Not really, just tolerate.
>and talk a hot chick into fucking you
I'm 100% agree with you but I prefer fuck a dirty hooker than go in a stripclub.

>>688212541
Jelly bro? I've fucked 8 strippers in my time. I just got over it because most are addicts and its the same ol same ol with that.

You're the fucking autist if you think that how I described the rules is some text book or something. They are basic rules to maximize your chances of scoring with a stripper. Kinda common sense, but if you have a better framework I'm all ears.

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>>688207889
I go there with my wife because she's bi and we both like looking at tits and ass. AMA.

>>688212908

Then you're a moron

>>688212797

not at all, its weird and awkward.

>>688213013

How's it feel being a cuck?

>>688212674
#2 if the convo is going good be like shit hey go do your thing and get some dances if you have to I'll be here drinking I don't want to take up all your time. Or if you don't want her to leave you can be like shit I am taking up all your time let's get a dance and we'll continue our convo after etc it's not set in stone but you don't want them to see you as a mark, once you're past that you're good, use common sense.

#4 if it's that quiet in there they will actually lose money staying there till close. It's very easy to extract them from that.

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>>688213227
>100$ in a strip club > 120$ for a hooker

Rrrrright, good goy.

>>688211904

Woah. Didn't know that strippers have to pay the club to be there.

>>688213613

>fucking a loose dirty whore for 120

Ya sounds like money well spent

You're not fucking anything even half decent for that price

>>688209422
As a man who used to live in Florida I can attest to this. You can find a really freaky hooker there.

>>688210225
You forgot where you tip the guy who shows you to your table...the waitress every drink...

Clubs in MTL are great for girls but bad for being overly expensive with bullshit.

>>688209817
I had an ex who was a gogo dancer and she said that her coworkers used to fuck the customers all the time. How does one attempt this?

>>688213775
>implying burn 100$ in a strip club is better

I never said thats good, *I said it's better.

>>688207889
Because if I go out and try to get a stuck up girl to dance on me i'm just getting blue balls. I might as well pay a professional to get naked and twerk on me.

>>688213462
OK, I guess that makes sense. Wouldn't want to deprive her of the chance to make a living, mate.

>>688214120

Honesty I would rather spend it in a strip club

Drinking alcohol and watching women dance as opposed too because a girl with loose pussy and dirty as shit? Again you're not gonna fuck a hot chick for that price so I'd take the former. But if sex is sex to you then go for it. I don't like having shitty sex

>>688213886
I never tip '''''''''the guy who shows you to your table''''''''', they can fuck themselves. The biggest scammer is the girls who want drink WHILE you are in a dance and the DJ who put short music. But yes, it's nice but fucking expensive.

>>688214562
>But if sex is sex to you then go for it. I don't like having shitty sex
My gf is black and she suck.

>>688215152

Ah you're a nigger

No wonder you think sex for 100 dollars is a good deal

>>688215251
I'm white

>>688215308

Ah you're white trash

No wonder you think sex for 100 dollars is a good deal

>>688215459
Can you elaborate?

>>688215152
I prefer watching the girls do poles as some are pretty entertaining.

I am in Niagara so clubs here aren't too bad strippers are more lax

>>688215869
The Sundowner is one of the better strip clubs I've ever been to. Shit gets crazy in there.

>>688215605

I already did

Any girl that fucks for 100 dollars is trash. They're either loose or ugly as sin. NO hot chick will fuck for that unless shes a junkie and you get really lucky OR you're a drug dealing nigger, and even then most of them fuck hot junkies for free basically

So strip clubs are better for the price IMO. Just not worth it literally for cheap sex. I can at least get drunk and watch sexy women dance.

>>688215152
>My gf is black and she suck.
Why?

>>688209087
Pussy ass bitch.
You are not a man.

>>688216047
Downsy is definitely a good one....gotten quite well there with a few dancers.
Some are grimey....walked in on my buddy getting a handjob in one of the booths lol. Never trust those napkins they put on you cause that was all over my friend's dick .

>>688211183
Kill yourself nigger.

>>688207889
Why the fuck would anyone pay for blue balls?????

>>688216506
Lol I never understood that napkin thing. I've only seen it in Canada too. At the Brass Rail in Toronto and at the Sundowner.

>>688211904
>a Google search

>>688216710
Lol now you know it's not for your protection from vag slime

>>688208585
Ever hung out with all your bros while you fucked a hooker?

>>688215869
They are full nude?

>>688216221
>Any girl that fucks for 100 dollars is trash
Not in Montreal, supply and demand mon ami.

>>688216268
She is probably the smartest person I had ever meet, she suck because she isn't really intro hardcore sex and my other degeneracy and she want get married even if she is an atheist fedora

Why the fuck would I pay for blue balls??

>>688214069
Be attractive.

>>688209815
If your gf isn't an uptight prude. Watching your gf get a grinding lapdance from a hot stripper is quite a sight

>>688215605
So fucking retarded, did you get dropped a lot as a baby

>>688207889
it's a homo thing.

seeing naked girls in public is an excuse to have an erection around other men.

>>688217043
Full nude, unlike states clubs (went to vegas and very disappointed in that)
Full touch, so everything besides vag

>>688209815
My ex took me for my birthday once. Paid for my dances too.

>>688217131
Well i'm shit out of luck. I guess I'll just get a girl to love me for my personality then.

I Iive in Florida. Going to a strip club is fun. I agree that you should go on a slow night and that you should sit between the bar and the stage. The girls will approach you and converse. If you're nice and not a total autistic ptick, you can make anything happen. I don't get how a straight man can knock them. Its a rite of passage in my opinion.

>>688209815
It happens but it's awkward for obvious reasons

>>688217223
?
>>688217321
not bad

>>688207889
Strippers make fun friends. Just don't try to get serious with one

>>688216960
Not OP but yeah me and buddy used to double up on hookers all the time. I'd get them to my apt and made sure my buddy wasn't hiding and if I paid lets say $250 for an outcall I'd say $350 for the both of us. They never said no. Lots of fun getting a blowjob while your buddy rails a whore from the back.

>>688209028
/thread
it's a distraction, some entertainment, only fags wouldn't understand

>>688217321
I've never been to a club where women don't get fully nude at some point of the night...

>>688217321
Stripclubs follow different laws in the US by the state they're in. Some require no touching, some allow full nude, some only topless, some allow alcohol, some allow food. Don't judge the US by Vegas. That's almost like its own country

>>688217440
Straight man here never been never will probably . Would rather have real sex .
And if i wanna see naked chicks I can't fuck .... Well if only there was something that allowed me to search for images and videos of nude women... hmm alas I guess strip clubs a good idea or I'm gay right?

>>688218204

You sound like an uptight faggot

>>688217955
No, the atmosphere is insanely thick. That's why they play music, sell drinks, and talk fast on the intercom. They want you to feel like you're having the time of your life and to pay money. I hate that feeling. I want to look at the stripper as a real woman and not an entertainer. I have an exhibition fetish

>>688217743
a girl i went to high school with is a stripper here in tokyo. after she got divorced, we were texting and she said she always wanted to try stripping, but didn't want her family to know about it. i said she could do it in japan. so she came here and she makes bank.

Because you can do it with friends, your not gonna go see a hooker with 3 of your bros are you

>>688218932

Why not?

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In California, there are full nude strip clubs, but lap dances are bikini only. There's always a giant sign that says: "Hands off the models." That being said, the strippers usually do the following to me:
>make out
>force me to play with their tits
>grind on my face
>ask for drugs
>ask for cigarettes
>demand a bigger tip
Protip: don't go unless you're willing to spend at least $150

Do you work at a chip n dales?

>>688209422
Yes, there are even strip clubs that serve food and serve lunch.

>>688219159
>Protip: don't go unless you're willing to spend at least $150

this x1000

only losers go to strip clubs..pay to see naked chicks? pleaseeee bitch! i get that for free!

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Strip Clubs are the perfect place for betas to learn to talk to girls. It's a real confidence builder.

>>688211904
>Offer to get a drink
AHHAHAHAHAH fuck no, bitches WILL order the most expensive thing there

>>688220774

Actually its the worse place for betas

You can get taken for a ride easily if you drink too much and the girl is hot enough. You're better off talking to women outside of strip clubs

>>688208727
jotd

>>688220774
no