Waifu claiming thread:Apples Edition.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Bye.
>Snek a cute
The usual.
>>688200020
perfect bread by perfect baker
>>688200196
night
Claiming, I'll be going soon. Hey all
>>688199415
Yeah, and Mcree is getting nurfed. Is D.VA your main?
>>688199815
So many things you can do. Muscle wizard is a fun one
See ya, playing League now.
still here
Dio-sama...
>>688200252
>perfect bread by perfect baker
hey what the fuck does that mean?
Rory claimed before I leave for work
Best type moon claimed.
Someone here wouldn't happen to have a false flag tumblr account would you?
>>688199263
Tl;DR
claiming whoever the fuck this is
Miho claimed
Feet best
>Best goth waifu claimed
>>688199931
I'm honored!
I swear, I'll make allah happy!
>>688200256
Noooo, Mcree is great.
D.Va and Mercy are my mains. About 3 hours each into them.
>>688200382
Rory a cute.
fish
>>688200382
See you later.
>>688200196
See you later aswell.
>>688200252
>perfect bread by perfect baker
If you say so, kek
>>688200566
Hello Miho.
>Feet best
Obviously.
C L A I M E D
best suit girl claimed
>>688200543
Ritsu Tainaka?
>>688200020
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>>688200245
confirming existence?
>>688200543
>>688200813
To me that looks like Yui, she got sick in some episodes. When Ritsu was sick it looked different. I could be wrong though
>>688200670
A little too great. His stun move can kill anyone off if you get even slightly too close. Oh those are some good mains
Claimed
>>688200366
I think you know
>>688200256
Are there any patch notes or announcements?
>>688200670
Great!
What are you studying? Your major I mean, desu.
>>688200566
hey miho
>>688200925
>>688200245
rattle niggers
>I suck at PVP
but at least I look fly while getting killed
Fashion Souls is all that really matters
>>688200714
>>688201133
Hello
geetar
>>688201282
>at least I look fly while getting killed
oh MAN you are an AWESOME person.
You're playing the game completely right.
>>688201133
There were announcements, some where. I heard about it last week or the week before. If you search it up, it should show up something.
>>688201056
Yep that's Yui I searched it
>>688201460
Drums
>>688201404
Beautiful eyes
>>688201460
>>688201541
Deez nuts
>>688200925
Apples best.
>>688201402
How's life?
>>688201404
Cute.
How can you guys live with these shit tier waifus?
>>688201133
Currently studying Cyber Security. Pretty boring tbf.
>claim
>>688201133
I'm not going to restart my baking days just to prove a point, I am the only perfect baker and that fact is set in stone.
The time where I baked the perfect threads is over.
>>688200787
Hey Akira
>>688201404
Bug eyes
>>688201813
cat
>>688201404
Yuuko-chan <3
>>688201649
Shit.
>>688201679
>>688201763
>Cyber Security
>boring
???
That sounds pretty cool to someone who has no idea what it is.
>>688201806
See: Hubris, Modesty, Arrogance
pls holy diver
>>688201501
Literally googled dva buffs mcree nerfs and it's there.
>>688201901
Seppuku
Ayylmao.
claimed
>>688201901
Space balls
>>688201649
Delicious
>>688201543
i could say the same. Your waifu also has good height.
>>688201967
Miho-chan <3
>>688202204
dishonourable.
>>688201806
>The time where I baked the perfect threads is over.
That's a real pity.
>>688202258
HAMSTER
>>688202258
Everyday until you like it.
>>688202330
Protect me >>688202204
>>688202258
Cat.
>>688202315
Fuck off space niggers were full
>>688202330
>Hugs <3
>>688202159
Is it wrong to be proud of the truth?
>>688202399
Well I say that now, but the truth is I will most likely go on a thread spree at one point, but it's not going to happen anytime soon, that I swear.
>>688202550
I think a cat could outrun a tank
But you won't outrun me.
>>688201806
>The time where I baked the perfect threads is over.
I was here to witness some of those atleast.
We can always laugh at the filthy early bakers though.
>>688201967
Sounds like the same as usual then.
>>688202777
>trips confirm
>>688202159
There you go. I'm surprised more people didn't know, I've seen loads about it
>>688202159
It sounds like some cool hacker shit but it's just boring programming and reports.
>Song of the thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQPCJ0V0wB4
>>688202777
You know some tanks can go like... 25-30mph...
>>688202896
Speaking of overwatch, I'm going to go play some, you're bored of it, I assume?
>>688202777
RIP
>>688202863
Yep......
>>688202863
I can still remember the peasantry.
>>688202777
Those are not trips of truth, they are a promise
>>688202862
Fish is pretty hot, the only issue is the stanky pussay
>>688203101
I'm not bored of it, quite the opposite. But I am about to leave, so if you was going to invite me I wouldn't be able to play until tomorrow.
>>688203002
>Where Did You Sleep Last Night?
Nice
>>688201797
She's mine you fucking faggot.
>>688203082
Not when women are driving them
>>688202777
You won't hurt me now... right?
>>688201499
>can't parry for shit
>dodges 2/10 attacks
>poor stamina management
>looks good
As far as I'm concerned i'm good
>>688201679
It's clear you know all about living with shit waifus
>>688201806
Dio's bread is and always will be best
>>688203101
I wish Overwatch had a story
so many interesting characters and they don't do anything
>>688202330
160cm is a bit on the lew end for me, but this is anime where 173cm is impossibly tall.
>>688203274
Alright, peace.
>>688203002
Aw, I'll hit you up on some details later.
Nice to see you again.
Goodbye for now, friends.
>>688203362
You weren't saying that in bed last night.
>>688203332
A classic. Beautiful song.
>>688203663
See you soon Karen! It was nice talking for once. Hope to see you again soon
>>688203663
See you later Karen.
>>688203626
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>688203663
Bye!
I'm off everyone, I'll be back tomorrow. Bye fellow people
>>688203663
Farewell
>>688203743
i was gagged
>>688203403
No....
When you least expect it.
Ralph Pootawn claimed
hamster
>>688204139
You where more then that. <3
>>688203549
I really think fish is hot, I think there's moisture or something on her body, that's kinda hot but she's kind of a fucking crazy cunt with her tragedie fantasies, but realy the only big problem is the stanky pussy, I swer mayne
TAKEN *_*
>>688204252
wew wew fucker
>>688204290
>>688203549
why fish?
>>688203978
tfw no one says bye
>>688203978
Farewell to you as well.
>>688203489
My sisters are about 175cm
>>688204252
Jizzn't 10 a little young for a waifu?
>>688204550
hamster
>>688204749
She's 16 nigger
>>688204750
I mean, seriously, kill yourself.
>>688204732
>My sisters are about 175cm
You have my interest
claimed. what's up everyone?
>>688205044
yeah why fish?
>>688205110
Why not fish?
>>688204654
wew wew
>>688205110
fish
>>688205217
Stanky fish pussy, that's why
Yotsuba claimed!
>wew this fucker
>>688204896
sory I forgot that this
>>688204896
>>688204750
>>688204611
is what a 16 year old looks like
shes designed to be a loli but they use the excuse "OH! SHES 16!" so they dont seem likes crepes
>>688204966
Only 1 is of any worth, but she would abuse your trust.
I'll just try to get nudes one day for you~
>>688205386
No, that's what a chibi 16 year old looks like.
THIS is what a 16 year old looks like.
>>688205217
i dont understand fish
>>688205246
that would suck
>>688205238
why you gotta do this
What the fuck is this stupid shit I didn't know I was watching Jojo yaoi what the fuck man
>>688205559
>>688200670
Rory is a cute. So far only 2 people disagree.
>>688200714
30 minute rides are best rides.
>>688205559
Even in pretty form shes a trash waifu.
>>688205559
the only reason chibis are so popular is because they resemble small infants. and ive seen 16 year olds I went to high school. that kids from 6th to 7th grade at most
>>688200925
Yup.
>Rattle rattle
>>688201133
>Rattle
forgot to hit auto update and worried for a sec that i missed the entire thread. all is good.
>>688205890
Welcome back already, kek.
>>688205937
I guess I kinda like her outfit too it's kinda classy and I suppose classy outfits on anime girls is pretty great
>>688205890
You so far God Dio disagrees and some guy that happens to be right disagrees.
>>688205559
looks 10 still
>>688201133
ill rattle your shit up
>>688206006
>rattle
I'm going to go shower now. Bye.
>>688205937
i dont want to drown though
Well I've got to go for now. It was nice seeing everyone again!
Goodnight to all you cute waifu's!
>>688206154
Still makes 2 people in the thread.
>Dio sucks at pokemon
>pic related
>>688206152
I ride fast. I shouldnt, but I do.
>Rory-sama
>>688206436
That kinda reminds me of that classy blind girl in katawa shoujo I mean she was pretty hot and all but my friend had already done her route so I didn't want to be a copying sack of shit and it's not like I was going for that ugly twin tailed noleg bitch
>>688206413
Use that hair dryer as a flotation device.
It only works when it's plugged in.
>>688206239
Most waifus here look like 10 why is it a problem when I do it?
There's something fishy about this thread
>>688206662
Goodnight lewd legs.
>yuuko
>>688204139
All you have to do is protect me and the ball comes out
>>688206705
Hey fuck you mang I only played version red.
And that's not even me because I'm here wich means I'm not in the video game you fucking retard
>>688206817
Holy shit, that one look like 5
>>688206662
Have a goodnight Stocking.
>>688206705
As long as you don't get yourself hurt, I guess it's fine.
>>688205559
Eh. Hair is rather nice, at least.
>>688206817
NICE PUN FAM
>>688206943
she's like 16 nigger :^)
>>688206787
Mine is 7
>>688206892
What if i like the ball?
>>688206943
>looks like 5
>is supposed to be 16
>>688206787
BECAUSE THIS PICTURE YOU JUST POSTED!
IT RESEMBLES A FUCKING BABY.
IT'S PROPORTIONS, ITS EYES, ITS CHEEKS. EVERYTHING ABOUT IT SCREAMS INFANT.
YOUR WAIFU IS A 4 YEAR OLD AND ITS DISGUSTING! NO WONDER YOU DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
>>688205533
>Only 1 is of any worth, but she would abuse your trust.
Not if I abuse her first
>>688206787
Because you're particularly vocal about how you think your waifu is better than everyone else's.
>>688206787
Akira is 25/26, depending on the source.
>>688206926
You still lost. That clearly says Dio.
>Oak is dissapoint
>>688207366
>Not if I abuse her first
>>688206787
because your saying its what a 16 year old looks like when it isn't
>>688207134
wow having a 7 year old as a waifu :^)
>>688207386
I mean, I do that too
That hamster cunt is still a trash waifu though.
This is mine.
>>688207456
Fuck if I care about oak's shitty opinion he doesn't even know what a waifu is anyways he's just an old crook that knows brag shit, don't bother with him anymore ashy boy
Besides it's not even possible to enter a video game it's like literally impossible and there's no possible way to do so
>>688207495
Tomoko look like 5 but nobody give a crap about that!