That is one hell of a nice big butt

Could be the best ass I've ever seen

M/f?

its so fuckable why dont you show more

kys fagggots

I don't get it, I don't see tits or a timestamp...yet you're still here

>>688193636
:D thanks
>>688193674
the best? :o I am M
>>688193754
Hmm maybe...
>>688194072
I am a dude, no tits to show

>>688194397
>mfw I find out I'm masturbating furiously to a dudes ass

>>688194664
>.>

>>688194397
>M
I swear to god you fucking faggot

>>688195557
:( what

I'm upset that this ass belongs to a guy

>How does it look so far?

Shopped
top fucking kek

>>688196133
Sorry :(
>>688196584
Not sure if I should be flattered that you think that or insulted

>>688192573
It looks great, but the angle is really flattering, so it's probably not a good indication of your progress.
Also why are you trying to achieve a more fuckable butt? Are you an aspiring trap or just a bottom?

>>688196790
Thanks!
It isn't that I want it to be fuckable, I want it to be nice and squeezable. Girls like butts too and I just think it is one of my good assets

>>688197172
so wait you're not even gay?

>>688197260
Nope

>>688197310
This is a slap in the face

>>688197310
I feel bamboozled. What about feminine penises?

>>688197597
:(
>>688197626
I am confused on how a penis can be feminine

>>688194664
Are you fucking retarded? Of course it is a guy

>>688197310
what a waste

You fucking retards actually thought this was a chick?

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Sweet Jesus

>>688197991
:(
>>688198119
:D

>>688197172
It's true

>>688192573
Nearly bubble status. I'd fuck it OP, post more
>>688194664
>2016
>can't tell the difference between a man's butt and a woman's butt
Besides the shape and hips, the underwear gives it away

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>>688197763
it's the opposite of a masculine penis
the penis portrayed on this image for example is of feminine qualities
don't tell me you wouldn't have sex with the owner of this feminine penis

>>688198295
:D I hope that girls like my butt
>>688198743
Ehhh the penis doesn't really do anything for me though

>>688197310
Those boxer briefs are pretty gay

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>>688198957
What are you gay? Boy asses are objectively superior to girl ones

>>688199146
They are soft and comfortable though :(
>>688199279
I've never had any ass though. I don't really want to do anal anyway to be honest, even with a girl

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>>688198743
A hard cock never looks feminine, what is this "feminine penis" meme anyway? Is it to justify your attraction to a penis?
It's ok to like dicks, anon. I like dicks

>>688199450
And hot, which is why gay guys wear them

>>688199643
Well, now a straight guy wears them too lol

>>688199565
It's just ironic shitposting to make closet fags buttblasted
I'm probably bi but who cares about putting labels on this shit. I just want to put my dick in attractive things

>>688199821
Good philosophy. If it gets your dick hard, go for it.

Wow. Never knew that people actually liked guys with big asses till I came. I have a similar ass, except black. I will now walk proudly knowing that my booty is gud.

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Fellow straight guy with a butt for the first time in my life, damn you elliptical

I had to buy new underwear and pants because of this

>>688198743
how is that feminine? it's stiff, which means it can still penetrate

>if it can penetrate, it's masculine

>>688200030
One thing I've learned over the years is that different people like different things. Apparently a lot of people really like chubby guys for example
>>688200339
Having not worked out before, am I really gonna have to buy new underwear and pants after working out? :(

>>688192573
what's your workout routine m8? how long have you been doing it?

SHOW US MORE!

Lol, you do know you are literally going to be worshipped in /hm side of 4chan right?

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>>688200364
what are you some kind of a penis elitist?

>>688200523
Just started working out. This is after my first week. Just doing situps, pushups, lunges and jump squats
>>688200658
I didn't think that /hm/ liked me. I tried posting there before and my stuff just got deleted :\

>>688200511
I had to, I can't fit in any old underwear or pants. I went from a 28 waist to a 30 she to gaining weight and muscle from the gym. I had never done leg days, I now do the elliptical about 4 times a week. My thighs and butt are getting big fast, I actually got some stretch marks. Feelsbadman

Fucking faggot

>>688200888
:( that sucks

>>688200822
I only get turned on by feminine sissies with flaccid cocks getting pounded in the ass

so yeah

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>>688195677
aw anon its ok dont let him get you down!
ur butt is very nice and its ok to post ur butt

>>688201244
:D yay thanks

>>688200856
how many reps? are you any special diet? I wanna know specifics so I can achieve that squishy fuckable ass. I know you can get started pretty easily on this, but your thread gave me a sudden burst of motivation
also what did you post exactly?

>>688201055
It's nice to finally gain weight and hit some goals, but I didn't expect to be running Shea Butter on my crotch every night to hopefully stop my skin from continuing to literally peel apart. But hopefully it will look less red soon

>>688201696
Just starting out so not really in that great of shape
2 sets of 35 reps situps
2 sets of 15 pushups
2 sets of 14 lunges with 15lb dumbbells (all I have)
2 sets of 10 deep jump squats
My diet is absolute shit (lots of fast food)
I posted cumshots, dick pics and butt pics

>>688202048
Thanks! No idea why they deleted it, did you start a thread or did you post in an existing one? I'm not familiar with /hm/ but camwhoring might be bannable, idk

>>688202461
I posted in the applicable threads, didn't even dump

>>688200339
>damn you elliptical
I wish it had the same effect on my ass.

>>688201696
If you want a squishy ass, you're gonna need to combine high calories with working out. Just working out will give you a tight firm ass, which isn't necessarily bad, but won't be squishy. Ya gotta put some weight on too, so you get the fat/muscle combo and attain maximum size and squish

>>688200888
check'd
Get one of those flax/linen mitten and use that once every two days or so with moisturizing/hydrating soap.
On days you don't use the mitten, take a sort shower, use lurkwarm water and pat yourself dry instead of rubbing. Rub some skin lotion in after patting dry, when your skin is still damp. Won't get rid of the stretch marks already there, but it helps reducing the risks of getting more.

>>688202646
Maybe they mistook you for a trap lol
>>688202775
Can I get fat tissue on my ass only? I don't want to be "chubby" (which is just code for fatass anyway)

>>688202834
Gotcha, thanks for the advice. When I first saw them I freaked out and thought I had an std lol.

>>688192573
Pretty great, anon

>>688197310
What is your squat? Also squating for a month now and cant stop looking at my ass

>>688203458
Thanks :)
>>688203539
I don't have any real weights just a pair of 15lb dumbbells so probably not that great

Whats your workout routine? I'd kill for an ass like that

>>688203150
Well that's why you workout in top of eating well. Don't get fat, but eat enough calories to gain a little weight. The weight will go to the booty as long as you are in the gym doing things like squats, elliptical, stair master, etc. If you don't want to do all that, just squat 3 reps of 15 at home every single night. Then bump it to 20, 25, etc.

>>688203150
I plan on doing what that other said, and add upper body fat burning exercises to my routine.
I already do yoga, some ottermode challenge thing plus donkey kicks and lunges. Hopefully it'll give me a nice ass and some muscle definition.

>>688203760
>Just starting out so not really in that great of shape
>2 sets of 35 reps situps
>2 sets of 15 pushups
>2 sets of 14 lunges with 15lb dumbbells (all I have)
>2 sets of 10 deep jump squats
Only been working out 1 week so far

>>688192573
Nice, my ass looks similar. I bet it's hard as fuck to find fucking pants that fit for you, too.

>>688204037
I've been getting baggy pants for ages, never tried good form fitting pants before lol

Care to show us the rest of your body and not just your sweet ass

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>>688204612
Rest isn't that great

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>>688203792
That's more or less what I've been doing, I look like this after about a year of on and off working out. Trying to stay into it

I'm >>688200339

>>688192573
post routine please and how long have you been at it?

>>688204820
Uhhhhmmmmmmm fuck yeah it is.... wow dude. I'm bi, I think you said you were straight but goddamn I'd like a chance to change your mind haha.

>>688205145
Just starting out so not really in that great of shape
2 sets of 35 reps situps
2 sets of 15 pushups
2 sets of 14 lunges with 15lb dumbbells (all I have)
2 sets of 10 deep jump squats
Only been working out 1 week so far
>>688205165
lol well thanks, you'll have a hard time trying to convince me though sorry :P

>>688203772
>>688203792
Sorry if this is bro science/straight up retarded shit, but if I eat more calories than my body burns, and do a low rep of squats with moderate weights, and high rep of other body exercises without weights will that grow my butt, while burning off the fat from the rest of my body? I don't want to get either muscle definition or fat elsewhere

>>688205165

Hes straight? Fucking hell, I wanted a nude

>>688205270
you gotta have had a pretty nice butt to begin with if thats just a week.
pretty jelly fam

>>688205515
just say "femanon here" before asking

>>688205515
I can still do a nude for you. Front or back? Or both?
>>688205604
It was alright already I suppose. Curious what it'll be like in a few months. Thanks :)

>>688205515
Right? He's sexy haha.
>>688205270
It's all good. Still appreciate the eye candy :). If given the chance, I'd do my best to haha.

just so sad that I will never be able to see your progress on forward since 4chan keeps deleting posts so frequently on "Random".

>>688205722
Both.... I'm not the other dude but I'd like one also. I'm bi dude that wants that chance haha.

>>688205722

One front, one back, and one side ways with a boner, do that and I will worship you.

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>>688205756
lol
>>688205874
Leave your email, maybe if I manage to keep the routine up I can email you progress in a couple months
>>688205936
>>688205980
front

>>688205410
I mean theoretically that will more or less work. The kicker though is that you will almost certainly get some tummy fat too. Not a lot, but it will be hard to maintain abs if you are eating above what you burn. Your muscles will grow like crazy though

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>>688205980
Back

>>688206192
I don't suppose you could indulge me and show my your ass spread could you?
>>688206081
Goddamn I love that cock. And your balls....

>>688205722
youve inspired me anon, im gonna start on your routine tonight. gotta get that sweet sweet ass myself

>>688206081
[email protected]

>>688206379
Don't really do butt spread shots, sorry :(
Thanks though!
>>688206624
Good luck!

Gay guys will be checking you out more? I never seen or heard a woman go "omg look how big and sexy that mans ass is" they usually take ninja peeks at the crotch area.

>>688192573
  ▲
▲   ▲
fag

>>688206726
Girls love a good ass, man. At least the girls iv dated do.

>>688206726
Lol what planet do you come from?

>>688206726
From what I know, women check out the ass more than the crotch. Last I heard their reasoning was that a strong butt means the guy is going to be good at thrusting (and its nice to grab on to)
>>688206743
kek

>>688192573
oh look, this faggot again. just stop.

>>688206960
2nd

>>688206101
>Your muscles will grow like crazy though
that's a shame
Is there a way to lose muscle mass by the way? Just curious

>>688206719
That's alright, I had to ask. Nice ass either way! I'm gonna save that routine also. Youv inspired a couple people tonight and made at least one (me) a bit horny haha.

>>688192573
Looks like a faggot.

>>688207079
Just do a lot less upper body workout. you'll have more fat tho.

>>688207064
at least its new pics
>>688207135
Best of luck! If you are still horny I could link my imgur albums for quite a few more pics/gifs?

>>688207079
Basically just stop working out. So what you probably wanna do is
>eat more
> workout butt heavily
> workout everything else lightly
>stop working out other things if too much muscle is acquired
>don't stop working out butt

>>688207013
Planet Virgin

>>688207435
Definitely won't turn down more... I'm sure other would appreciate it also. Your pretty cool man.

>>688207435
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!

>>688207635
The most accommodating straight bro ever, right? Haha.

>>688207614
>>688207635
alright then
Butt: http://imgur.com/a/Rg495
Front: http://imgur.com/a/g8x7M
Cumshots: http://imgur.com/a/zQyiX

Hope those satisfy you for a bit :)

>>688207289
How the fuck do skinny girls have squishy asses then? What's the secret, is it just hormones?
>>688207502
I mean beyond not working out. I don't work out, but I'm still not as scrawny as some people I know, who also don't work out. Is it just genetics, or can you somehow get negative gains? I'm not planning to do it, just curious if this exists

>>688207809
Your the best! Thanks

>>688208112
:) no problem

>>688207809

I feel like I am asking you for too much. Do you update the Imgur or is it like that? It's fine if you don't just wondering c:

Either way, you're AMAZING

>>688207809
ya got a real nice body, take good care of it!

Underwear brand? And how to get a booty like that? Tell us your secrets.

>>688207853
Just by default, I guess. Hormones and bone structure and the way the fat is distributed on the body. Men tend to get more fat on their stomach.

>>688208489
I just suck lots of cocks every day ;)

>>688208357
I don't usually update those albums, I just make a new album and thanks lol
>>688208402
I'll try to at least! Thanks!
>>688208489
Calvin Klein, got them from Amazon. As for how to get a booty... I dunno since I didn't work out for mine lol. I hear squats are pretty great though

>>688207809
That is one amazing cumshot to go with that cock and ass

>>688207853
Same reason they have boobs and we don't man. It's just how woman's bodies work. Guys have natural tendency for muscle, girls have butts

>>688209071
:D

>>688208734
Aren't you the 30 year old virgin that posts nudes every week or so?

>>688209512
Yep

>>688208734

If you create new ones, send them on the mail please, I'd love :P. Im such a slut for just asking for nudes lol, but Best of luck in your training forward!

>>688209564
lol if you think you're a slut asking for nudes that must make me a huge slut for posting them! And I'll be sure to send them your way :)

>>688209545
Fagfag here. It'd take literally a computer and 20 seconds of communication for you to get laid. Why not do this?

>inb4 social anxiety

>>688209710
>social anxiety
>wait shit

I am basically stupid. If you think you could hook me up with somebody I am all for it though lol

>>688209545
Your a virgin? by choice I have to assume. I'd suck your dick right now I'd I could.

>>688209850
So wait your a 30 year old virgin whos posting nudes on 4chan for guys to jerk off too?

>>688192573
More pics anon

>>688209907
Yep I am a virgin. Not really by choice though... if you're near Houston feel free to let me know and I'd be pretty thrilled lol
>>688210044
Correct. Also hoping some girls like it too though.
>>688210057
See >>688207809

>>688198743
Its feminine because every other part of the body is feminine
>would fuck

>>688210160

>Some girls like it too though.

Not to be too gay but, honey come on. Let's be honest with ourselves.

>>688210160
Jesus bud, you look GREAt. Go get fucked. By almost anyone.

>>688210650
I know it is probably mostly guys at least lol
>>688210730
I don't know what I am doing T_T thanks though

>>688210812
What do you mean, what's the trouble?

>>688210650

Sounds desperate but I am a girl, sucks so much that I suffer from the condition "Nymphomania". I'm mostly just on 4chan for Rekt threads and /HM

>>688211015

I browse /b/, /hm/, and /y/ to fill the void in my ass that my bf cannot. Stay strong. We'll both live in Dicklandia one day.

>>688210812

I'd say probably like 10/1 M/F ratio.

>>688210160
Got you on record now dude. I'm that bi dude from earlier lol. I'm in Germany at the moment, I'd hit you up next time I'm home if I had a way.

>>688210160
I'm the other straight dude that posted my butt in this thread and I've gotten laid a ton, and you have a better body than me man. There's no reason for you to be a virgin my friend, get on tinder and get laid

>>688210991
I can talk well enough but am so passive and don't know how to take it up past just talking
>>688211015
Wish I could help you with that condition
>>688211259
I'm OK with that ratio.

>>688211309
lol damn!
>>688211313
It's a work in progress!

>>688210812
I met a cute girl on here that I'm talking to on kik mow, they are out there

>>688211015
I feel ya. Wanna swap nudes just for fun?

>>688211506
I've talked with girls before, they are just always on the wrong side of the country

>>688211625
Yup. Gotta source local. Tinder and okc are easy places to start

>>688211344
Dang. Well you might want to just stay like that. Eventually a smart girl will notice you and you'll make her verrry lucky.

Or, you ask for advice...and I'll give it to you. You're hot as fuck and shouldnt have to suffer.

>>688211778
Hot as fuck. Yes he is. And no he shouldn't.

>>688211734
I might try them soon
>>688211778
Well thanks. I hope that happens too lol.

I figure I'll really start trying once I get my own place in the fall so I don't have to deal with roommates

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>>688212017
You have my attention

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>>688212017
Damn girl that's a nice ass. How's the top half look? I have a fetish for huge tits. Here's my cock for your kindness

>>688212017
And my axe.

>>688192573
imreadheaded?

>>688207809
Thanks for the awesome album links op

>>688212860
lol yep, have we talked before?
>>688212885
np :)

Spread em, OP

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>tfw skinnyfat and fat legs and huge ass

just fucking kill me famalam

>>688213200
Don't do that, sorry :(

Why do you have to be straight?

>>688213363
Lucky bastard. I'm just skinny.

>>688213584
Instead of spreading that delicious looking ass what about a picture from behind in full doggy stance? And bend over real well?

For anybody joining the thread late OP posted three awesome albums here >>688207809

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Best I can do without getting the feeling that someone will eventually blackmail me lol. I'm only 16 so

>>688213994
You, hey you

go fuck yourself, things i would give for being always skinny

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>>688214532
Abort!

>>688213931
:( sorry
>>688214312
Not really a fan of doing that :(
>>688214376
lol thanks for reminding them of the link
>>688214532
One hell of a nice body that's for sure

>>688214651

Well don't unless you really want it, staying thin is SUCH a chore. There is much I want to eat that I can't :(

>>688215256
:(

>>688214651
I'd trade figures with you if I could.
>>688215256
Its not hard for me but that is because I have fuck all appetite.

Dat ass

See y'all on the other side, I'm going to bed

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>>688217736
Sleep well
>>688217945
wtf is going on here

>>688207809
Bump to remind people to check out these albums

>>688218924
:D

>>688207058
that's a gross reason

>>688219890
Why do you say gross?

>>688211976
i might have a biased opinion because I'm a girl that like both genders but in males I like a balance of softness and hardness? like chest wise and how they have hard ridges but also when they have soft skin and soft hair, etc.
anyways, I think you have a perfect balance and your body looks very nice and pretty!

>>688220708
I see, interesting! Thanks for thinking that :D

>>688220115
because ,, they only like it because it implies the person is good at having sex. its shallow and gross.

>>688221500
Well guys look for women with wide hips because it signifies an ability to give birth to children... or something like that

>>688221822
I don't know, i look at bodies more like art? especially if I like a person. i still feel lust, but I see that as beauty too, in a way of concentrated feelings and wanting to be as close as you can to someone

>>688222773
Other people see that too, it isn't like they only see one thing when they look at somebody. Seeing a butt and thinking of sexual prowess is just one part of what they think

>>688222962
:/

>>688223423
Why :/

>>688223669
idk I'd never look at someone and be like i like/don't like this body part because of sex

>>688223946
Eh, I dunno. I guess a lot of people are just sexual by nature

>>688224200
yeah, this is true