anything after 0 is super super gay

>>688190900
dubs of truth. /thread

>>688190900
what about those people who experimented and had 1 single gay blowjob during high school?

or straight men who jerk off to trap threads on /b/?

>>688190731
What the fuck do "incidentally homosexual" or "incidentally heterosexual" mean?

Oh, I accidentally found that dude's cock in my mouth!

>>688191486
you got drunk with your mates and had a brojob

>>688191486
This means that they know they arn't right to be homo. Me 1 because of sole soft experiments

im somewhere from 3 to 5

>>688190731
I transcend the scale. I am everything and nothing. I am the beginning and the end.

>>688190731
But why do the figures depicted in this diagram get more nude as they get higher on the scale ? Is the artist implicitly calling fags degenerate ?

probably 1.5

>>688192064
So, you're a 3

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>>688192255
He would tell that you have to like sex to be homo. Whereas sometimes it's only about feelings, you're right. So it should tell what kind of psychology you like?

>>688192564
Nah, definitely higher than that. Probably a 4-5

>>688191250
>traps
>heterosexual

Pick one

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.5

>>688191250
they'd be a 1, possibly a 2 depending on how much they look at trap porn

Im a definate 2, possibly 3 depending on mood.

I'm a 2 or a 1

Gachimuchi/7

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>>688190731

I'm about a 3 or so. I say I'm bi, but I wouldn't want a dick in my ass.

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Normal fag here, consider me a 2.5

>>688190731
kek

Im like a 0.5 I will acknowledge if a guy is attractive but not in a sexual way... And I may have one time kissed a dude when I was black out drunk. Never again.

Solid 2, although I only go for passable above average hot traps...

0

>>688193190
Eat that faggots.

1 because i've tried gay stuff for the sake of seeing if i'm gay or not. never got hard from anything guy related

3

>>688192637
So here God is 5 and 1 because he know that you are mess inside like the hardest and the sweetest. No one is fullh a man nor a woman. I'm straight bi then, sex for chikdren only
What about you?

0 my dudes. I'm not gay at all, haha.

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>>688190731
0

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>>688191874
can someone help me decipher this fucking cryptogram?

>>688193065
You do realize that just by willingly exposing yourself to the average /b content, and specifically posting on threads dealing with faggotry, you're at least a 1 on this scale, don't you?

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2, I fap to traps

>>688193065

in the closet

>>688193311
>Tried gay stuff

That's not gay at all

0

>>688193582
Don't mind then :) sole=some (clue)
1 is "it's a mistake to be homo, but i am still homo, my disease my pain" homo a bit, it's not sure who you are. Better?

>>688192064
everything is gay, nothing is gay - buddher and jeeses

if you haven't fucked a woman yet then you're still a 6 not a "solid 5"

you can't be incidentally heterosexual if you haven't had a heterosexual incident

>>688190731
Somewhere between 2 and 3. I meet guys that turn me on much less frequently than women that do, so I think I'm more attracted to women than to men, but I have an active interest in both genders. Traps, femboys, and FtMs also catch my fancy.

6

>>688191486
It means you once or maybe twice got a gay crush or rarely get turned on about sucking/taking a dick.

>>688190731
1.

>>688193718
cage is honestly more of a JUST than brendan

>>688194028
definitely not better, but you gave it the old college try and I have very low expectations for you but you met hem

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>>688190731
0 = normal healthy person
1-6 = massive mentally ill faggot that should be offered as rape bait to catch other massive mentally ill faggots

>>688191486
Top kek

0, and op is a fucking faggot

>>688190731
Like a 4.5

>>688195113
It was a joke, of similarity with russian people X) -_-

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>>688190731
0, but I don't care at all what other people do to each other. I think I'm in the minority here not wanting to bang dudes or at least traps though.

>>688190731
Roll for 0

6

>>688196221
Meh, close enuff

>>688190731
Any type of sexual contact whit the same gender its fucking homsexual, gay, fag, etc.
There is no middle stupid fag

>>688190731
More importantly, is that picture mocking straights for being boring and prudish or gays for running around in public in assless chaps because muh oppression?

>>688190731

I'm disgusted by vaginal sex and only like anal sex with women. I have no interest in fucking guys but I wouldn't mind sucking dick or getting fucked if the guy isn't effeminate.

Gay porn does nothing for me though and I've never been with a guy.

>>688190731
Solid 1
I kissed a friend once after a bet.
That's it.

>>688197019
closet 6

1, I'm attracted to really girly traps, And have had I guess crushes

I'm a flaming 0

In the scale I'm 0

0

While I can appreciate the aesthetics of a male body, it doesn´t interest me sexually at all. I know lots of guys who are 1-2 though.

>>688197435

Why closet? I can't be bothered to seek out women or men for sex. Only had sex with my ex wife a dozen times or so during our marriage who was crap in bed.

I'm kinda autist / aspie I guess.

>>688198151
>I can appreciate the aesthetics of a male body
You're at least a 1

>>688198297
well you're disgusted by vaginal sex but dont mind being a bottom for manly gay sex......

if it moves like a duck...

>>688198415
surely you can tell brad pitt is handsome for example. That doesnt make you gay.

>>688198567
>surely you can tell brad pitt is handsome for example. That doesnt make you gay.
"appreciating the aesthetics of a male body" implies more than just that

>>688190731
0
feels good m8. feels real good.

>>688190731
>they get more attractive from left to right

>>688198740
I'm kind of jealous T.B.H.

http://stumpycok.tumblr.com

>>688190731
rolling

>>688199088
rerolling

>>688190731
0
All others should be burned for being heretics

>>688190731
Uno motherfuckers

>>688198415
>>688198415
Nah man. The thought of kissing or touching another man in a sexual way is repulsive to me. I have absolutely no problem with other people doing it though.

>>688199460
Yeah, you're probably a 1

>>688191250
>what about those people who experimented and had 1 single gay blowjob during high school?

You're at least bi. I wouldn't even be able to get it up for anything but a woman sucking my dick, that you can says you're a fag.

>>688191250
Fags, the lot of them.

Um I would say I'm maybe 1.like I wouldn't bone a dude but idk

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>>688199222
>Nobody checking my full house

3.5

>>688190731
>the scale gets more colour as you leave heterosexuality

Fighting anti-homosexuality with passive-aggressive anti-heterosexuality is just plain stupid and will emit a cycle of anti-this & that.

>>688199701
That's bull, stimulation is a physiological reaction... Gay rapists do reach around handjobs to confuse their victims and later claim it was consensual, works especially well with teenagers given high sexual drive at that age... People who think like you just enable that...

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>>688200266
Dubs of truth

>>688199519
Do you really have to express hate for homosexuals to not be called "partially gay"? This is the reason douche bros think they always have to outdo themselves to prove how much of a case of "not gay" they are.

>>688191798
>brojob

If you're going to get your dick sucked, at least be a man and call it a blowjob.

There is no differentiation between the two; brojob is redundant.

Unless you want to really complicate things with menial shit.

0

>>688190731
OP's definition

>>688200266
or you can see it as the scale gets more and more degenerate. Maybe the artist was actually showing how shallow and hedonistic the gay culture can be? who cares fam

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>>688199701
>Thinking your cock wouldn't get hard if have you sucky sucky in your sleep

If it didn't happen in a lab, it wasn't "experimenting."

It was gay.

>>688190731
Why does it have men on it though. Men are either 0 or 6... this is shit chicks believe is real because they make out with their female friend at a party when they get drunk

>>688192830
this

>>688196540
mudslime detected

Right now, I'm a 6.
From the ages of 15 to 20, I was a 0.
In my early 20s I went from a 1 to a 5.
I would still be a 5 but haven't banged a chick in about 5 years.

Solid 6.
I drown in cocks and semen everyday.
My asshole is so worn out it looks like a pussy.

I also support the killing of all women.
Only men love allowed on this planet.
Cocks and anuses....
Cocks and anuses....

>>688201158

Muslim detected

3.

>>688193692
Exposing yourself to /b/ and fapping to gay stuff is not the same thing. 0 is the only normal thing, with 1 being the only borderline permissible without going full liberal and voting Hillary.

>>688190731
Normally I'm a 1, but posting on this thread makes me a 6.

>>688201158
The Hajj must be one big party for you.

1-2

>>688190731
3-4
>who is the biggest slut here
post whore resumes

>>688200266
I'm pretty sure it's just a reference to the rainbow coloring which is associated with LGBT

>>688201437
mid-life bored syndrome? is it romantic or pure horniness?

>>688193065
/b/ turns you gay in about 1/2 a month... i bet your not that big of a newfag

>>688190731
2 or 3, not really entirely sure. Have had plenty of both.

0... never felt attraction to a man or a penis

>>688190731
2, which is weird to say. Only recently have I realized how in denial I've been. It being a trap doesn't make it not gay.

>>688202564
Better leave /b/ if you want to keep it that way.

>>688202182
4 guys and 7 girls. Not sure if more. Bad memory.

so bifags

is it true that men give better blowjobs or is that just a meme?

>>688190900
You know, except most straight people aren't even a 0, so get fucked anon

>>688190731
5 probably solid 5. I occasionally fling with women however I i dont do that sorta thing. I wear mens calvin klein thongs, pump my fuck buds n shit. No kissing just dick and ass play.

>>688190731
im 100% hetero
even if a wizard turn me tino a girl i would fuck girls... i love pussy and boobs

>>688200540
No, those people are 6's.

>>688203053
They're pretty fucking good at it. They know what a penis is and what it feels like to have one. So glans stimulation and variation between speeds and suction are all commonly well implemented.

>>688203053
i think its true. i even enjoy giving it more because i can kinda tell when my man is gonna blow.

>>688201062
I dont have to be a nasty sand nigger for say that the peoplpe who belive this are fucking degenerate

>>688198567
I've fucked men in the ass and been fucked in the ass. I have also fucked pussy, I prefer pussy in all honesty. Getting fucked is kind of awkward, and men sound weird when I fuck them. Women just sound right, and oh man does it feel good.

>>688203053

Women are largely purely receptive and just like to get savage fucked by a dominant stud.

My ex wife literately asked me: "So what do I get out of sucking your dick?"

Guys are just more enthusiastic in general about everything sexual while women are kinda meh...

>>688201062
its true murrica is gay and one day sandniggers are like 20x times more people

>>688190731
4.
There's a difference between being straight, 1, and being boring, 0.

>>688190731
1.5 is as far as one can go where one has feelings for a member of the same sex but understands that to act on those feelings rejects all that is godly and moral
No matter how excruciatingly hard that is for one

Hmm. No acefags checked in.
X reporting in.

>>688204274
I don't know man, I know some women that just love to be treated like dirty fucking whores. One of my best girlfriends in particular loves it when I fuck her face. She's great. I like her a lot.

>>688204607
screw godly, I'm an atheist and to act on faggotry is just disgusting and degenerate.

None of them, I guess. Asexual here.

>>688204769
>>688204953
degenerate

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>>688205243
How is not engaging in sexual activity at all degenerate?

>>688204953
i think i have a friend whos asexual

never talked about girls, never talked about sex, doesnt watch porn, refuses my gay advances

isnt it weird to have zero sex urges?

>>688204851

Thats the thing. You need to fuck her face.

Women won't suck your dick because they like sucking dick. As soon as they got you locked down in a relationship they insta shut down and look for another guy.

1 or 2
I'd like to get fucked by a dude but I'm not really attracted to them

>>688205464
Don't speak for me, faggot.

It isn't about 'not engaging in sexual activity', you would be fine at that without calling yourself an asexual. You clearly just say you are asexual to justify why you can't get laid.

>>688205464
>ace is a tumblrfag term
>asexual means no sexual attraction, not intercourse
Definition of degenerate: showing evidence of decline.
>ace: degenerate

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>a scale

nigga you're gay or straight

this is as bad as the transgender bs

>>688190900
the dubs have spoken!

>>688191250
all faggots

>>688206029
go back to the bible belt

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>>688190731
3. I'd let a guy rail me in the ass, depends on the guy. I'd like to get fucked by an alpha kind of guy but I'd like to fuck a femboy like the one on the right in pic related.

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>>688206029
CRY FOR ME CUNTSERVATIVE

>>688205690
I don't have to fuck her face, she sucks my cock and loves it. She just loves being fucked in the face though.

>>688190731
Can there be a 7 rating for Justin Trudeau?

>>688206208
born and raised in NYC

my point still stands and nobody is just "a little gay"

Bisexuals are just sexual opportunists who will fuck anything, beyond that its gay, straight, or living in denial
>i.e. you

>>688205888
I never said I was ace. I get laid all the time, the fuck you talking about?

>>688206029
Don't let your hatred of retards make you retarded too. There is an obviously discernible difference between flaming homos and bisexuals. Saying otherwise is just denial.

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>>688190731
Have to go with 2...because I have fucked men...but am more attracted to women.

pro-tip- men are better in bed.

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>>688206453
how mad are you going to be when bernie loses the nomination tomorrow?

will you slap your tendies out of mommys hands again?

This attempts to add shades of grey where there are none. Straight guys are 0 everyone else on the scale is not straight. You really only need a scale of 0 and 1

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>>688206925
how mad are you this retard is the best you guys got?

>>688191250
There are faggots on here that don't fap to traps?

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>>688207150
>neet neckbeard calling the billionaire Warton graduate a retard

this will never stop being funny

lets also remember
>pic related
is what you're stuck with

Eh, I have a girlfriend and we have sex usually every other day, but when we are at work, throughout the day, we do erotic roleplay text stuff and I usually ply as a chick. Not sure what it says about me. At night, I pound her until she squeeks (which is cute as hell) and during the day, I write smut where I take it up the ass from a pack of wolfmen. Yeah...

>>688206925
Fuck Bernald Srump. Seriously. He's not going to fix shit.

Z E R O
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why are there so many gays on /b/ actually? did the faggots reproduce finally? oh wait how is that supposed to work

A 2 for sure but then again if you don't go both ways you are missing out on half the fun

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>>688207577
Grade A faggotry right there. Yer a faggot Harry.

>>688206872
Yeah but they look weird and sound weird.

>>688193065
And by "degeneracy" you mean "my gf wished I looked like them"

>>688190900
god bless you child.

>>688206422
Their shirts are drawn on in ms paint or something. What the shit?

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>>688208019
Yes, on some level, yeah, but I am trying to figure out where on the scale. I like rough sex with chicks, but play the chick in roleplays. I am thinking maybe a 1 or 2 on the scale? It is still heterosexual sex in the rps, but I am the chick. Hm...yeah I have no idea.

>>688207470

wharton*

get my school's name right

also, i'm probably a 4

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>>688207470
>Warton graduate
Can't remember to spell the school's name correctly. Just shows how ignorant more of you Chump supporters are. You want to cling on to his greatness, but rest assumed young nimrod...he wouldn't piss on you or anyone you know if you were on fire and for $12,000.

> thinking I am a Hillary Supporter.
the ONE/ZEROS hurt your willtle head don't they.

>>688208581
It's a joke that implies someone who posts on /pol is liked by people

>>688205900
How is not experiencing sexual attraction evidence of decline? That's your opinion at best.

>>688190731
1-2

>>688190731
2

3 reporting in

>>688208809
Well if you are not voting for Trump you are technically supporting Hillary

There are only 2 choices

>>688190731
5

>>688190731
Lets see how many of these happen
>hurr durr i am a solid zero
>/b/ro, you wank to gay furry shit and traps
>nuh uh dude, still a 0 cause i aint gay and shit... is that a pink dildo?

>>688209162

I think the libertarians are running someone officially but that's 1% of the vote tops.

>>688190731
Im absolutely 0

>>688208644
What the fuck does it matter where you are on an arbitrary scale? If you want to experience getting railed in the ass: 1. Tell your girlfriend first of all. 2. Go on Craigslist, to a gay bar, anywhere with her and make it happen. The world is your oyster fagmeister.

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>>688209346
>lolbertarians

beyond irrelevant

somehow managed to take the worst policies of both parties

>lets have open borders
>and not renegotiate trade deals
>and hate speech should be prosecuted

gary johnson is shit tier

>>688190731
>being a 5 traitor
DROPPED
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>>688201553
Ever heard of milo yiannopoulos?

3

>>688190731
0

>You're all faggots

>>688210016
>based british bottom bomber

too bad hes a coalburner, still a cool guy though

>>688190731
6. I'm definitely a 6