Waifu claiming thread: Something something edition.Claim your Waifu/HusbandoNo Claiming
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Waifu claiming thread: Something something edition.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Kiss anime is down again. Kill me
>>688189828
That is being Fran! Tabletop games are a core part of that!
>>688189838
Basically
>>688190081
Hope you can pass
>>688190088
Sadly there is some Muslim disasters
>>688190323
>Are
Kill me
fish
Black kid's apology gift claimed
Did someone say legs?
Did someone say feet?
Did someone say sexy slumber party?
I dunno.
I find the human relationship pretty complicated.
I mean, you shouldn't expect nothing from anyone, so you can't be disappointed.
>>688190323
I only need a 60 to pass so I might have a better chance to pass than I think
>on all the questions I guessed on I picked B
>help
Claimed, again. Hey
>>688189221
It's been a odd day, that's all. I need some sleep
waifu claimed
>>688189547
Fuck thank goodness, I hope your bard will one shot everyone
>>688189838
>Dab girl
Ayy thats my hero name now
I have been just fine, just tryng to save money for college and hanging out, how are you?
>>688190576
Very nice.
I approve of this by posting 34.
Hella late claim.
>>688187436
How's it working with all these BigMacs around? Is it irritating?
>>688186848
Killing myself would probably make a huge mess though.
>>688186848
Was it difficult, or did you just not study enough?
>>688187790
Not feeling tired at all, which is quite bothersome as I need to get to sleep.
>>688188370
OMG, du hättest sie töten sollen! Immer diese Noobzerstörer...
Aber ehrlich, wen jucken denn reports? Ich hab sowieso kein Karma.
>>688190259
>when they try to take away the bun
I'm watching mio and others play overwatch because I'm too laggy myself
This feel is strange.
>claiming yume
>>688190576
I thought that everything from that
>>688190323
I've been killed for two hours now. I enjoy kiss anime, but it's crazy unreliable. I use rawranime whenever I get the chance, I prefer it quite a bit. Using it to watch Umaru, and must say I'm not quite impressed.
>>688190048
I spent my day disgustingly digging out a septic tank.
About 1/3 the way done. FML
How about you?
>>688190088
Wow.
There has to be something. Any weird plant life that can fuck you up?
>>688190581
That is a relatable sentiment. I think many anons have thought the same or still do. Or maybe everyone thinks that. I really don't know, but i know it's possible to surprised another by proving them wrong.
To get a clearer picture on your situation may i have your age?
Affirming existence
>Rattle
>>688190155
So cute, i really want a daughter so i can fuck her until her little bald cunny bleeds then pump her some more, going back and forth from her ass to her pussy.
>>688190781
Während ich ein Karma von 6 hatte....nun ist es ein Karma von 5
>>688190764
disgusting
>>688190781
I didn't remember any of the stuff on it
Basically I didn't study but I've literally never studied before and I've always done just fine
still here
>>688191115
>rattle
>>688190654
May as well just let the dice roll!
At least it was multiple choice
>>688191003
I guess I'll try that out
>>688191115
I see
so which one of you is this?
>>688190323
I see..
>>688190730
>Dab girl to the rescue!
Just doing the same as usual, only I get less time for it now because of the new job
>>688190781
It's not pleasant, but not irritating. I'm the new guy so they pretty much leave me do my things unless they need me
>>688191123
Just the thought of her pussy tearing and bleeding and begging me to stop gets me so fucking hard
>>688191238
I forgot about the point curve
>tfw the point curve is the thing that might cause me to pass
Only problem is that I don't know how big the point curve will be
Here's hoping though...
>>688191458
woah
>>688191129
Frohlocke, sobald du keins mehr hast!
Da wird man aufeinmal viel entspannter.
>>688191150
So you're still in school?
>>688191333
Wait... did I actually guess the job right?
Also nice trips.
>>688191333
Nice trips son of satan. If you don't mind me asking, where'd you get the job at?
>>688190817
They can never take away the bun.
Neo is a brony
>>688191655
Ich hatte mal im Minusbereich angefangen....
>>688191259
Well, I am an actually homo
>>688191333
I'm planning on going to Colorado to kayak next week
>>688191650
Fingers crossed
>>688190764
Pretty tame if you ask me.
>>688190869
Hey Yume, how's it... hangin'?
>>688190781
Wonderfully cute, but what need does she need for two mice?
I once dated a girl who had an amazing amount of dexterity in her toes/feet. She could pick things up, hold them, type, push buttons, perform tasks, etc.
>Fubuki claimed
>>688191863
Ach, das geht?!
>>688191936
Much unlike traps. Everyone know that they are just girls with penises.
>>688191755
What are you doing?
>>688191655
Nah~ I just figured you called the other workers MacDonalds kek. I don't know the name of the job in English, but I help and do small tasks at a construction sites
>>688191684
Thanks master of danks. Read above for the answer of your question
>>688191936
Nice! Hope you have fun~ You do kayak often?
>>688192136
>gift
>>688192163
Nur wenn du Tenryuu heißt
>>688191020
Well damn that sucks, hope your day gets better.
I'm alright.
>>688192049
I wonder what else she did with those feet.
Shiro needs two mice because she usually operates two computers at once. Didn't you watch she anime?
Dio-sama...
>>688191764
Crucify him
>>688191655
Yeah
>>688191936
there were a few questions that were along the lines of f(t) = -5t^2 + 20t - 80t and I had no recollection on how to solve that
>>688192388
Everyone should watch it it's great
>>688192260
I believe that would be called a 'construction worker'.
>>688192226
Giving this video a second attempt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBE4xBgpVYA
>>688192049
Nice.
>>688192429
>f(t) = -5t^2 + 20t - 80t
>high school nightmares returning
fucking quadratic equations
>>688192319
'türlich
>>688191020
Well we have something called "bear claw" or in english according to wiki giant hogweed. It's poisonous and not nice but far from deadly.
>>688191764
So are all RWBY fags, as expected of /co/.
>>688191228
>Rattle rattle
>Best goth waifu claimed
No more of that ERP shit, just pure Stocking. I want to see some cute pictures in this thread.
>>688192675
Hey, that's pretty gay.
>>688192820
>No more of that ERP shit
WELCOME BACK STOCKING HOW ARE YOU DOING
>>688192049
yeah I would like to hang myself but meh
>big tits
>disgusting af
>>688192670
fuck math
fixed that for you
math was easy as fuck until they put letters into it
>>688192820
>no more ERP shit
STOCKING
>>688191764
Lies and slander.
>>688192820
>No more of that ERP shit
>>688193048
Fuck off Neo
>>688191764
He's also a nigger.
>>688192429
Like, solve for 0? As in replacing f(t) with 0?
>>688192260
I believe the technical term is dogsbody.
>>688192835
Nah man, it says "no homo" in the Japanese text.
>>688192820
This is a trick
>>688193287
I don't read mongolian
>>688193257
I'm not even sure which is worse...
>>688192962
Well I'm glad to see you too Karen. Seems I've made someone happy today!
>>688192984
You were right, I'm glad to be here
>>688193012
I'm back and I feel much better. Sorry for leaving you guys.
>>688193132
Can't please everyone. That got out of hand pretty quickly.
>>688193324
Believe what you wish, I've had enough of all that lewd stuff. That erp queen stuff was too much, I just want to be Stocking.
>>688193048
I have screenshots
>>688193552
Well I'm glad you're here.
>>688193324
Fuck
>>688193287
I don't even know
The questions were all "[person] kicked a ball into the air. {a variant of that equation} shows how high the ball was after t seconds. how many seconds until the ball hits the ground?"
>>688193552
please don't leave again ;(
>>688193552
No fucking way it's actually you I thought it was someone trolling
Doing okay? Heard you got a gf! Grats on that.
>>688193012
>fuck math
fuck. math.
>>688192388
No, I haven't actually, but I'll look it up.
And yes, she'd use her feet if that's what you're asking. Quite excellently as well.
>>688192963
>big tits- disgusting af
Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind?
>>688193552
How's life?
How's the woman?
>>688192524
Thank you for specifying~
>>688193287
Isn't that a slang word for a military rank?
>>688193552
You seem like a poplar, so we shall get acquainted. How are you today?
>>688193789
Lies and slander.
>>688192691
Your waifu is a genderbent cross dressing genderfluid trap.
>>688193552
So how's life going?
>>688194135
You sent them to me yourself
>>688194213
Have I done something wrong?
>>688193639
I'm extremely glad to see that picture. It's great to see you, cutie!
>>688193797
As am I! Missed you <3
>>688193801
Don't worry, I couldn't leave.
>>688193878
Damn right, there can only be one!
I'm doing fine now, had a bit of a rough time lately. Who told you I had a gf? That's untrue, complicated things have happened.
>>688194004
I don't know who's been spreading this stuff but there is no woman in my life and I'm not interested in having one. Things were very complicated with someone lately but that's personal, nothing is happening.
As for me, I'm fine! Had to leave for a bit because of personal matters but I'm glad to be back.
Yourself?
>>688194099
I get told that a lot heh.
I'm doing well today thank you, yourself?
>>688194300
My life is a rollercoaster right now. As for currently, I am doing very well though thank you.
How about you?
>>688193375
>
>>688193801
As in set t=1 -> height
And find the second zero -> difference to 1 -> seconds left
?
>>688193878
Fuck you! Math great.
>>688193965
You really should, it's great!
Feet are kinda meh. I mean, what's the advantage compared to hands?
It's not that they are gross or anything, but I fail to see the appeal.
>>688194008
As far as my dictionary says it's Handlanger.
>shiro
>the cute one
>>688194478
n-no...
>>688194603
Someone posted a screenshot of a telegram text or something.
Either way 3D sucks, amirite?
Hope you're all good and you work out whatever complicated stuff you're going through. Glad we can actually have a conversation now.
>>688194603
>likewise holy shit
>>688194603
Mediocre. Giving Umaru a chance, seems quite overrated from what I've seen so far.
>>688194603
Well it's a nice rumor all the same.
It's nice that you've found the time to visit again.
I am my usual boring self. Not much to say.
Anything on your mind you wish to discuss?
>>688194677
I fucking loved that scene
and I fucking love this edit
>>688194603
>My life is a rollercoaster right now.
I hope it's a decent rollercoaster atleast.
>How about you?
I'm doing good, usual ordinary life at the moment, can't complain.
>>688194239
Ryougi came first, Girl wearing a kimono is cross dressing? Genderfluid is just completely misunderstanding and a girl dressing as a girl is not a trap.
2/10 apply yourself
>>688192820
>We live in a world without mugs for our tea
What should we do Stocking~?
>>688192163
I prefer my men not to be in dresses and panties, but that is just me
>>688192260
I have been for like 6 or 7 years. I do a ton during the summer, and it is now warming up enough to do, so I hope to get in a lot
>>688192429
I'm sure it isn't much help now, but you set it equal to 0, then where ax^2+bx+c do
(-b+/- √(d^2-4ac))/2a
Left to make a sandwich
>>688194677
>Math great.
Is anyone doing anything interesting?
>>688193965
>are you crazy? are you out of your mind?
You probably made that reference on purpose but whatever
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_x8e8QwPofc
>>688193878
Fo rizzle
>>688194677
math teacher said 0 for t
ended up with 0 for answer so that can't be right
I still don't know
>>688194603
You can't leave forever :^)
>>688194983
>watching Umaru
QUICK SAVE YOURSELF
>>688194603
I missed you too.
>>688195220
Eu.
>>688195220
Hello Eu. It is also a nice surprise to see you here.
Travel in packs?
Rory-sama claimed
>>688194677
the one in denial*
>>688195380
I'm on episode five, this is the last chance it's getting. Had so much potential, it's just copy and pasted material each episode though.
>>688190576
>>688190764
>>688190781
>>688191333
>>688191655
>>688191764
>>688192049
>>688193287
>>688193552
>>688193639
>>688193789
>>688194008
>>688194099
>>688194603
>>688194677
>>688194983
>>688195126
I am taking all these legs with me just to satisfy my addiction to legs
Good night/day/whatever everyone
Where is Neo?
>>688195351
Lol nope
>>688195222
OH SET THE EQUATION TO 0?
If so then that's where I fucked up hard
I swear my math teacher said "make t = 0" I guess not though
>Mugi
>>688195392
Galko~
>>688195460
It's the only way the British have survived this long~
Dark Souls is tough, i have to chose between boosted stats or a sweet halberd
>I haven't struggled this hard with boss items since Abyss Watchers
>>688195637
WoWs/Ts3
>>688195351
ur mom
>>688195689
Trust your heart
and take the sweet halberd
>>688194300
>>688195716
My niggas
>>688195380
You have to factor out the t in a way that you have 0=(t+#)(t-#)
Then you solve for t, so you should have two answers for t that end up with the equation being true. Don't just sub it in.
I think...
>>688195684
Hey Eu, how are you?
>>688194789
They did? Hmph... Good to know nothing is personal these days.
Who needs 3D though, I'll always have my waifu!
I'm working things out though thanks, things are starting to look up. In fact I recently started a band!
I'm glad too. I was really starting to dislike that prestigious title.
>>688194982
Sorry if I worried you! I'm feeling okay now, I hope you are too.
>>688195035
Yeah, at least it's not the usual bad rumor.
I'll definitely visit more regularly again, I was in a very bad position.
Did I miss anything?
>>688195126
It's got some sweet drops, I'll say that much.
Good to hear you're doing well though! Others happiness is mine.
>>688195220
Well I'm surprised to see Eu here!
Only one thing for it, we must drink straight from the teapot.
>>688195351
Hi there!
I was playing Amplitude but now I'm just relaxing.
Yourself?
>>688195380
Nobody can leave forever. They'll always be back for cute waifu shenanigans.
>>688195392
How has your cute self been? Hear there's been some bullies in thread.
>>688195619
I'm glad you appreciate them, have some more
>>688195653
That sounds like fun still
>>688194677
I agree, math a great
>>688195329
But I like it!
>>688195220
Eu! I haven't seen you in forever!
>>688195536
Hey Rory, ended up with a bard.
https://youtu.be/ypuaJLHK_LQ
I'm going to play one of these
>>688195845
If it works out to whole numbers, this is the easiest way. If not, you will have to use the quadratic formula
>>688195536
Hey chef bro, finished morning shift?
>>688195928
>prestigious
not how I would describe it kek
Either way glad to see you back. Hand-bro left, not sure if you knew. Sounds great that you started a band, what position do you play?
>>688196021
but why.
>>688195781
Please leave my mum alone. She has so much to live for
>>688195928
Hello, oh cool. I'm not doing much, I was playing some Overwatch now I'm just on this thread until I leave
>>688195845
Hello friend~
Eu is doing well, how about you~?
>>688195928
Eu would drink straight from Stockings teapot~
Fufufu~
>>688196021
Hello Fran~
How have you been friend~?
>>688195583
You're giving it too much of a chance tbh
I don't know how or why I watched the whole thing
>>688195845
I think I just heard my teacher wrong
You and Fran are probably right
Went through the test looking like pic related
>>688196021
>math
>great
Pick one
>>688195684
How have you been?
>>688195928
I've been generally the same, not much has changed. There aren't any.
>>688195781
sick burn mio's gonna be in crutches after that one
>>688195781
She said interesting...
>>688194677
Ah well, thanks for specifying my job name for me kek
>>688195222
That's a long of time :o
Hope you have fun friend~
>>688195222
Sauce of image
>>688195928
You have connections outside of this thread. I assume anything worth mentioning has already gotten back to you.
Glad you dropped the title btw.
>>688196188
I'm not entirely sure myself
>>688196314
I'm good, what have you been up to?
>>688196343
Engineering is the way to go
>>688196415
I will
>>688196343
>implying i have anything better to do
>>688190155
what the fuck is a waifu?
I see a bunch of poorly drawn cartoons.
So if a waifu a poorly drawn cartoon?
>>688196188
Just woke up, 20 mins till I leave.
>>688196021
That looks horribly complicated and like you wont be able to cast while performing.
>Didnt choose dervish dancer
>>688196314
Karen is doing well as well! Why do you post so little in the threads? We barely get to see you. Life keeping you busy?
>>688196343
dude that was my entire fucking highschool
the sad part is if you just work a little and solve a few exercises you can finish it up easy
But fuck studying tbh, waste of time. Passing is enough. I did the exact same. Math grades got lower and lower until I scored 41% on my final.
>mfw every college accepted me anyway because of SAT grades
>mfw almost failing math did nothing to my future
>mfw I'm a failure for completely different reasons
you have a bright future moogs
>>688196349
Eu has been well, how about Galko~?
>>688196529
Not much really, Eu has just been studying for their last exam~
I'm gender fluid, I sexually Identify as Mountain Dew.
>>688196767
Refer to this.
https://youtu.be/_YtwPPsBKGQ
>>688196188
Psht, I got some good lewds from that.
I heard about hand-kun, it's a shame but life gets in the way!
I'm the drummer in it, hopefully we'll get some stuff recorded soon.
How has your life been anyway?
>>688196209
Hey I was playing overwatch earlier too.
D.Va is so adorable!
>>688196314
I'm not entirely sure what you're implying but I would allow Eu to do that any day hehe~
>>688196349
Ah, fair enough then. As long as you're happy then I am!
>>688196481
You make me sound like some kind of spy. I like that.
I'm glad I dropped it too, I think it was interfering with the friendships I had in the thread. I just want to be able to talk normally.
I guess anyone else is free to claim the title or something.
>>688196767
It's your 2-D wife you use as a means of identification for circlejerking.
>>688196959
All you do is study Eu~
>>688196478
Franken Fran
You can have Gavril or Veronica, just don't steal Fran!
>>688196916
I took the feat that allows my somatic and material components to be entire verbal, and preformed by an instrument
>>688196959
What in?
