great considering you've gotta be stupid to carry that around in cash daily. have fun getting robbed, anon

This is the part where your dumb ass gets mugged.

Makes me feel like you'd never do it again if you got mugged.

Open minded and ready to try new things

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>>688188655
Actually it makes me feel pretty good knowing at least one target out there has some scratch I can take off his dead corpse

>>688188655
Stay safe

>>688188655
where are you going to be tonight. I want to shake your hand.

Time stamp fag

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>>688188655
wish i still had mine

>>688188871
lel

>>688188655
I've got 6, $5,000 CDs in a CD ladder earning between .5 and 1.05%. Why would I carry that around?

>>688188988
688188888 wasted post just like OP

>>688188655

Okay why tho??

>>688189249
>>688188888

dumbass

>>688188655
I thought walking with 500 was risking it but hey to each there own

>>688188655
Broke in comparison
Mildly jealous

Ill live

>>688189245

Do you honestly think that this is a good investment???

Like, is a .5% annual ROI really something you are proud of? You'd do better than that just selling the damn things and letting the money sit in a savings account lol

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my stack is bigger.

>>688189572
stack of 1$ bills

>>688188655
>not facing the bills all the same direction
Basketball American detected....how much cut u putting on a ounce nigga?

>>688188655
>>688189157
>>688189572

My dick is 8 in long. So there is that.

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>>688188655
How does it feel to have paper money that has no real value when the banking systems crash?

>>688189157
what did u blow your wad on? also income tax?

That I'm $6,000 less likely to get mugged than you.

>>688189806

kek silver

where is the gold

>>688189647
20s,50,and 100s. That's 19k

>>688189567
No, I don't. But its better than carrying it around. Its like second level cash. Ive got checking, savings, then the ladder, and then longer yterm investments and then the 401k.

>>688189245
Nobody uses CDs anymore. All the savvy investors have switched to MP3s, faggot.

You stupid american with your stupid dollar bills.

I can have 6'000 usd with 6 x 1000 chf bills.

Much easier to use, hide and carry.

Enjoy your inferiority murrica

>>688188655
great, because at least I'm not fucked if I get robbed.

>>688188655
Makes me feel like I wanna rob you.

>>688188655
Only retarded fags carry hundreds and fifty around that's safe money

>>688189934

Oh, ok, fair enough then. carry on m8

>>688189945
I like the rich warm sound.

>>688189974
That would just about buy you breakfast there swissbro

>>688190163
carrying 6 grand is like you carring 50$ to me. i whipe the piss off my dick with 100s

I have a bank account and a credit cards. I haven't touched cash in forever.

>>688189806
if banking system crash
villagers, who actually grow some food don't really need your bronze money. you have to make something that actually needed. money is like index of value. and you were credited when obtained your money.

>>688189806
You might as well invest in bullets if you're worried about that.

Tfw when having only 300 bucks left and no job

>>688190291
Kek
Records are even better. Bonus points for platinum records

>>688188655
Cash is for the poor

>>688189806
Lol good for after everything is said and done I also have metal but useless until they back new currencies with gold and silver my AK and shotgun will keep me alive during the hard times

>>688190433
So do I, I also keep stacks of cash too. Why not have both. It's drug money, spending money, money for whores

>>688188655
Your money is losing value not being invested. Plus you can easily get robbed.
Stupid.

>>688189245
you earn $60 a year. good for you, faggot.

>>688190795
I don't buy directly from dealers. I can spend with plastic and I don't pay for sex

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>>688189806

Have you heard of a debit card?

>>688191162
I love paying for sex, after all it's all women are good for. Why jump through hoops just to impress a whore when you can makes things easy and just pay the whores for the only thing you really want from them.

This is what anyone does who ever sells a car for cash, gets a big paycheck cashed or gets a fat tax refund.

Super bait

>>688188655
I feel fine. Hope you don't tell your 'friends' about that. See you in prison on drug charges bro.

>>688189934
401 kek better make moves in the next couple months

>>688191448
I don't jump though hoops. I go out meet a girl and fuck her. No hoops to jump through. Sure I am laying out money for drinks, food etc but I am enjoying those things so not a hoop.

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>>688188655
i feel like i gotta light up the oven

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Stay Turnt Pony Boy

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>>688188655
Haha, all these people who think they're gonna protect themselves with ammo and guns are funny as fuck. you better hope you have a underground basement of some kind other wise if they want you they will RPG your house or just burn your house down with your family inside it.
Se silver will always have it's needs when internal use as well as crafting stuff from a forge sure guns are nice but when your dealing with black market military weapons your AK-47 is no match for a RPG

>>688189806
You got about 100 dollars worth of silver, at the most.
Inb4 you think people will give a fuck about your rare coins in a shtf scenario.

>>688190395
If this is legit, and I 100% doubt it is. You're going to end up poor, you sound like a nigger that makes millions and ends up doing local ads later on since investments and saving is alien to retards like you.

>>688192636
such a failed argument. i cant understand what stance you are taking. silver vs ak47 vs RPG? silver doesnt protect from either of the other 2

>>688188655
I feel great knowing u looked up a picture of cash, and posted it to b from a tablet provide to you by the homeless shelter

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>>688192784
Haha, you know what I'm sure the people who didn't invest in gold back when it was low said the same thing now poorfags like you are living off ramen noodle soup because you didn't take $25 out of your income and put it into a silver coin.
The point in owning silver is because it will always have value if I need $300 in cash I can take my silver to a bullion exchange shop and get cash for the price of silver that day.

>>688188655
must be great being a prostitute

>>688189245
CDs are fucking awful. Buy into a money market you dumbass

>>688192636
I'm not even sure of your point. Are you saying precious metals are more important than physical weapons because if need be you can smelt those metals to make your own physical weapons and/or use those precious metals to bargain your way out? Either way you're fundamentally wrong. Also (I'm assuming you mean in the face of some kind of tyrannical government) I very much doubt people will hide in their own fucking house. Keep being a retard though, it'll be cool to see you have everything taken off you because you think tolerance is a viable defense in any way, shape, or form.

>>688193648
wow $300. damn that is intense.

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>>688188655
Nice try poorfag

>>688193648
Again no one will give a fuck about your unique special coins.
In that kind of scenario your coins will literally be seen as silver.
"oh man ever since society fell I've been cruising for a bruising in my shitchute. I'll pay you black bucks my 1 oz silver coin valued at $50000. It's the only of its kind and it can be yours if you fuck my ass."
Spoiler: they don't fuck you because it's worth about $10

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>>688193382
You fail to understand any of my point i'm not a dooms day prepper if the world goes into a fuck ward I'm gonna die like everyone else the good part is I want have to sit around waiting for when it will happen.
See you will leave in a every day life of struggle while the rest of us are dead.
You will be force to live in a world of chaos having to sleep with one eye open trying to protect yourself and any loved ones.
have fun with that kinda living I'd rather shot myself then life in a fear mind set of fuck when are the rioters gonna burn down my area also good luck carrying 100lbs worth of food and ammo if a fire breaks out like you see in these forest and your forced to abandoned your base.

>>688192636
why would you buy coins when you can buy ingots. being in coins wont mean shit in the scenario you are taking about

>>688194516
>It's impossible to live off of the land
>No one here has ever gone camping for extended periods of time and hunted their food
>I suck so bad at life I'd rather die than do what my one purpose on this planet is, to survive and fuck
Are you Swedish or German? Maybe British at this point too.

Only idiots invest in silver or gold. Property is where the real money is. Invest smartly

>>688194439
while i dont agree with the other guy, i also think you're retarded for not understanding, he clearly showed the value of the silver coins aer $20.50 and they are not rare, they are just $20.50 worth of silver that can get smelted down when needed.

having said that, this guys a fkn idiot too >>688189806

>>688194516
so why carry silver? im so confused by your arguments. you are just going to end it instead of trying to survive? Good, i dont want to run into your kind when shit hits the fan.

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Look at all of you fags. Bet your dicks a little pinky winkys. Get out of my thread and wank with that titchy noodle.

>>688189806
In 200 years none of this will have any value thanks to intergalactic planetary mining.

>>688195067
dumbass, property has a very high capital also its never smart to invest everything in one market. Diversify your investments charlie

Feels pretty good knowing I can get a free 6k whever I'm in your area

Also ckeckd

>>688188655
Sounds like bait

>>688195433
unless its Detroit, property has the highest return. sure its high capital, but its worth it.

>>688194516
Dude has a point tho

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>>688195231
Your retard is showing, that's the price of the coin itself. Go look up what an oz of silver actually cost you stupid fuck.
Check it out, I just made silver more expensive.

>>688195423
interstellar is more like it, if we can make it to the asteroid belt or a gas giant then the value of metals and hydrocarbons will change.

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>>688194228
>>688194439
>>688194920
>>688195367
People like you make me laugh I mean whats funny about people like you are that you think because you play the survivor life that your honestly gonna be able to handle shit when it goes down.
ROFL You better head for the mountains or higher ground because when the nuclear reactors have a melt down the radiation will be so real LOL. you think living in the woods is the real deal or living out in the wild for 90 days is the real deal LOL keep dreaming.

>>688195759
>has the highest return
investment banking has the highest return but it also has the highest risk.

property has the highest return for very low risk however requires capital, of course its worth it but banks wont give you a loan unless you can repay

>>688192636
>underground basement

Mine's outside on top of the shed for a better vantage point. Checkmate atheist.

>>688196110
calm down and see >>688193648

also, you're*

>>688194439
Each coin is worth about $16.00

>>688192636
>>688189806
Hey fellers, Silver is on sale! http://www.kitco.com/charts/livesilver.html

>>688196888
>You are retard is showing
Good correction m8, you confirmed his assessment

Fuck dude, learn some grammar. Im so confused how you are trying to turn this argument from the value of silver in a chaos situation to how well 'we' will survive when the shit his the fan. You are so filled with fallacies it hurts my head.

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Lol a whole 6 grand huh? Fucking pleb.

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>>688188655
You're too retarded to open a bank account.

>>688188655
>carries around his life savings

You really should put that in an IRA, son.

>>688197332
do you tongue kiss your mum with that filthy mouth?

>>688188655
Good that you perpetuate my lifestyle

>>688188655
Your ass is going to get held for cash like that. Some 14 year old thug will pop you in your vagina and then steal the money you made whoring your boi pussy to the world.

>>688197498
>b-b-buh muh markit crash

send me some on pp please

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>>688188655
>>688197439
hah, you all cute

>>688188655
This may be the most retarded post I have ever seen. If this is true you deserve to get robbed for being so dumb

>>688197917
[email protected]

>>688188655
I'm guessing you get paid about $10/hour to carry it from the armored car to the bank vault or reload the ATM.

Good for you.

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You nggers are weak. I walk around with 50,000 dollars in singles. It takes me two hours to walk a block and a half, but its cool because I have my racks.

>>688196629
Alright, should have said long term return. Investment banking also takes a huge amount of capital to be successful. putting money into startups or fledgling companies is super risky, and you need to be able to take some big financial hits.

>>688197959
Google image says u r a poorfag...

>>688188655
Where the fuck do you live? Watch how I'll make that shit disappear like Cris angel's career

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>>688198357
>actually reverse image searches this obvious shit

>>688188940
Same

You guys are all fucking faggots, keeping money around as bills is something poor people do. I'm 20 years old and i'm already buying an appartement worth €300.000. Take a risk, gamble, do risky investements. Either get rich or die poor, there's no inbetween. You risky fuckers posting all your money you have in 1 picture. My watch is worth more than any stack i've seen here fuckers.

>>688198867
please gib me money anon, i am poor countryboii

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>>688198867
Lol buddy where do you live so I can I visit you britfag come to the US with your euros or pounds whatever the fuck you want.

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>>688188655
Congratulations on carrying fiat paper currency in the digital era? I have ten times that amount in savings, accessible from a plastic card, or a withdrawal slip.

Welcome to 1913 central banking? I guess?

>>688188655
Complacent. Maybe a little tinge of wishing I had that much money on me or at least in my bank account, but for the most part, I have complacency for your opulence.

>>688198867
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little neckbeard? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in bragposting, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on BestOf, and I have over 300 confirmed Quality Posts. I am trained in conservative butthurt and I’m the top helvetica in the entire complainpire. You are nothing to me but just another neckbeard. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision complaining the likes of which has never been seen before on this Reddit, mark my fucking [confirmed novel]. You think you can get away with circlejerking that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, neckbeard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of CBers across SRS-lite and your dox are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, neckbeard. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your karma. You’re fucking spoken unkindly of, neckbeard. I can be in any subreddit, anytime, and I can complain about you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed vote brigading, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Complainpire-Fempire Alliance and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Reddit, you little neckbeard. If only you could have known what unholy [EFFORT POSTS] your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking hand from jerking your dick. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn neckbeard. I will shit vitriolic complaining all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking bemoaned, neckbeard.

>>688199198
So europe only exists of britain? Why would I come to expensive america if I can live like a king with a fraction of the money I need there?

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>>688199143

>>688199273
>I have ten times that amount in savings

daydreams are nice, anon.

>>688199492
what did you use to reverse search that

Why am I reminded of the Wack Arnold's Chappelle skit?

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all ya'all suck
PIC RELATED
it's me chillin in my money bin, mothafuckas

>>688199832
Google has this crazy thing called image search. It's the damnedest thing.

>>688199974
466 reverse search results! That's not you, fucking liar!

>>688200036
No that looks different from googles is all

>>688199706
He may be telling the truth. I saved up $50k and used $40k of that for a down payment on my house.

>>688200319
Maybe they updated?

>>688192636

>give me your food
>You can't just take it. I'll kill you!
>With what?
>my silver coins.

>>688200626
That's why I stack an immense amount of booze. People will always be alcoholics, the perfect currency in a breakdown.

>>688200488
no googles is completely different

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>>688188655
You are an idiot. The US dollar is losing value every second. Not having that money in stocks is the dumbest thing you can do with it. Youd be better spending it on commodities that resell.

>>688189245
You are also a retard, <2% annually? Jesus fucking christ mate

>>688189806
>not investing in btc

>>688197959
again having cash is literally retarded

Pic related. I made a gap play over the weekend in $ARRY, sold for 10% gains this morning, immediately bought into $CLF and made another 7%.

So while your $6000 sits there and bleeds, I made 17% in day. (6000 turns to 7020). And tomorrow you can reinvest that 7020 and your profits increase by magnitude. Not all days are great but in two months I'm up 30%. Learn to manage your finances and don't brag on /b/ about being autistic enough to hold on to cash as if cash is even valuable.

>>688200878

It's the end of civilization. They'll just off you to skip the paying process.

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>>688196110
Stamp collections can't save you during a recession, you retard.
All your stupid collection is worth about 160USD.
>"rare"
>Venezuela
>kek

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>>688200198
Hah, says you, mothaducka!

>>688201259
Oh yeah, i'll show up with my booze, not masked, unarmed, and I will leave my backdoor open if they fancy a drink.

>>688197959
>>688201246
shit, nigga, them stacks is before i truck to da bank at the end of the day.

damn, poorfag, keep frontin

>>688201616
Did...did you just imply that they'll be drinking the alcohol out of your ass?

>>688201690
Uh poorfag? $5.02 isn't my equity, its the value of a single share.

>>688188655
LMAO!! $6 grand!!! I've got $7.8 million in my savings account right now, not to mention all my investments! $6 grand ha ha ha!!! Poor sucker.

>>688188655
Lucky that I'm not stupid enough to run around with 6K on me

>>688188655
you are going to make some nigger really happy some day if you keep doing this.

>>688201616
If that's how you get your rocks off, go for it.

Buttchug that vodka, you fucking madman.

>>688202168

You have 7.8 million sitting in ONE savings account?

Not invested, not tied up in multiple different offshores for tax evasion purposes, but in one savings account?

Now I know what a 14 year old fantasizing about money sounds about.

Or someone with autism.

>>688202443
I think he's saying that he's going to buttchug the liquor, then shit it into the waiting mouths of the lunatics trying to steal it from him.

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>>688188655

I'm just sitting here laughing at all you fags when I'm sitting here browsing /b on the clock, I make six figures and I earned 50 in equity on my house last year.

>>688189806
Roughly $1000 showing.
(gold mini bar in upper right corner gave you $500 credit for it)

coinfag here also

Silver has dropped to half its value since Obummer took office.

Conversely gold has gone up.

Technically silver is low so it should be brought and gold high so its in a sell pattern.

>>688202612

Sounds like something out of CROSSED or whatever it's called.

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>>688202058
wow, you still takin the bait faggot?
damn you easy

>>688201616
So basically you're going to let people buttfuck you and give them booze to do it?

>>688202826
What the hell is Crossed?

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>>688202168
Yeah I'm so sure you do, people on the internet always tell the truth!

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>>688202895

Some comic that looks pretty goddamn edgy.

>pic related

>>688202794
I counted 24 coins @ $15 per coin = $360
I can float the $140 making the assumption that some may have more value or the price is on the rise(which its trending)

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>>688203161

I walk around with $1,500 in BTC on my phone, does that count?

>>688201246
>>688189245 (You) #
You are also a retard, <2% annually? Jesus fucking christ mate

You do realize its just a second level of cash like liquidity, right? Its just an amount I want available every month without having to do anything. That way I don't have to withdraw from money markets or other investments.

I wasn't bragging. I was pointing out that my stupid CDs were better than carrying cash around.