WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS SPIDER?
I'M FUCKING FREAKING OUT
HOLY SHIT IT HAS SPIKES ON IT'S BACK
>>688179877
It's a pussicanicus opsafaggotus.
Known to strike fear into manginas.
Spiders can lose legs and still survive. This particular spider looks like a "fucking crawly spider."
>>688179877
Just fucking move house, fuck that shit.
>>688180437
it actaully has all 8 legs, it's just resting it seems
It have 8 legs i asure you,it just put in pairs so when she jumps and grab someshit ensure a nice grip it wont gonna kill you but if bites you,you gonna have a very very bad day
Garden orb weaver. Look like can't wake up, but actually mega bro tier spuders that protect your shit from mosquitoes and other pests
You need Johnny Fuckin' Rico for that kill that motherfucker.
>>688181085
>Garden orb weaver
googled that shit, these don't have FUCKING SPIKES
>not breeding spiders for money
>2016-1+1/1
>>688180222
czecked and keked
>>688179877
You want us to identify a fucking spider and you took pictured of the fucking underside instead of the top where most of the fucking coloration is.
>>688179877
Where are you living Anon ?
>>688181627
working on it
>>688181728
nose land
Stop being a bitch, it's a spider.
>>688181629
Ah, the T99 of the Spider World
>>688179877
If this was twitter, you'd be on the front page of reddit in an hour, then Mash able in 5, then Facebook in 24
>>688181867
yeah man, i want one. there's a vid on kiketube somewhere in which a dude picks up a wild one, and it's too strong for him to hold, so those fangs sink into his hand three times.
As an Aussie I find this pathetic.
Also there are hundreds of thousands of species of spider, new ones being discovered every week. So many look exactly the same unless you put them under a microscrope, so the wannabe scientists in this thread can go fuck themselves.
>>688181314
Yeah dude it's an orb weaver. You can safely pick it up and play with it.
Not a fucking worry m8. I had one. They don't move much but they're sexy anyways.
>>688182146
>all these scientists don't know shit
>trust me
>I'm an aussie scientist
>>688182146
>orb weaver web
>orb weaver position
>orb weaver size
>orb weaver color
Yeah dude it's a fucking harmless male orb weaver. More likely to bite than females, but still extremely safe.
>WHEN YOU GET AN ANSWER SIX TIMES PER THREAD BUT STILL REFUSE TO GOOGLE OR BELIEVE ANYTHING
Argiope Aurantia also known as the Yellow Garden Spider
>>688182355 Not an Orb Weaver
Here's some that were in my garden
>>688182849
this seems more like it
>>688182146
Orb weavers are the only spiders with signatures in their webs anyways dude. This is low tier knowledge. So fucking sad that everyone is 14 years old and doesn't understand what these rational animal lovers are saying.
>>688182849
and their egg sack
>>688182849
OK fuck me wrong argiope. Didn't know you guys had more species. It's harmless though.
>>688183322
this is what nightmares are made of
>>688182849
Yup this. We used to have a shit ton of these guys at my grandparents cabin. They to do anything but hang around. They don't seem to want to leave their webbing unless it 1000% necessary
>>688181497
Thanks asshole. I'm going to have nightmares because of this pic. Fuck.
>>688183481
They're actually pretty good pest control for your garden. There were 8 different ones about 2/3rds the side of my hand when i took these pics.
>>688183123 The yellow garden spider has a telltale zigzag it weaves into its web.
Also just realized there are 2 spiders in that web
>>688183640
Yeah man, orb weavers are awesome like that.
>>688183640
>They don't seem to want to leave their webbing unless it 1000% necessary
story of my fucking life
>>688183850
I fucking love birthing day, looks like your lawn is covered in fog, it's beautiful. I'll throw some pictures around in a few months when they come out.
sneks > spideys
best snek
>>688179877
It's obviously not a spider. 4 legs... Duh
>>688184359
if i had that on my front porch i'd have moved 10 years ago
snek
moar snek
>>688179877
a kind of garden spider
your hand will hurt for a while if it bites you
top snek
>>688179877
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=Argiope+aurantia&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLUz9U3MClKt6xQAjNTqlJyi7Xk_IvSE_Myi3OdcxKLizPTMpMTSzLz84IzU1LLEyuLAUDKfeM4AAAA&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj8s8eTkJTNAhUlY6YKHUB1DwQQxA0IrwEwFw&biw=1920&bih=971
>>688185001
dat fly fucked up doe
>>688184359
it would be cute if it had human teeths
>>688185587
it has in it's stomach
>>688184735
Holy fuck. That was fucking scare. Tru snek. Top shelf
>>688179877
Argiope argentata?
>>688186030
Argiope Aurantia
Kill yourself
/thread
>>688184359
Fuck snakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nA6-tAhr-E
Watch this secretary bird stomp the shit out of it.
>>688179877
Looks so like a hand
>>688184735
Big snek will kill the living shit out of you and your hairy stomach mom.
