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WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS SPIDER? I'M FUCKING FREAKING OUT
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2016-06-06 18:50:45 Post No. 688179877
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 18:50:45 Post No. 688179877 [Report]
WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS SPIDER?

I'M FUCKING FREAKING OUT
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 18:52:44 Post No.688180148
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 18:52:44 Post No.688180148 [Report]
HOLY SHIT IT HAS SPIKES ON IT'S BACK
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 18:53:18 Post No.688180222
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 18:53:18 Post No.688180222 [Report]
>>688179877
It's a pussicanicus opsafaggotus.

Known to strike fear into manginas.
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 18:54:56 Post No.688180437
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 18:54:56 Post No.688180437 [Report]
Spiders can lose legs and still survive. This particular spider looks like a "fucking crawly spider."
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 18:55:43 Post No.688180541
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>>688179877

Just fucking move house, fuck that shit.
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 18:56:29 Post No.688180647
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 18:56:29 Post No.688180647 [Report]
>>688180437
it actaully has all 8 legs, it's just resting it seems
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 18:58:31 Post No.688180969
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 18:58:31 Post No.688180969 [Report]
It have 8 legs i asure you,it just put in pairs so when she jumps and grab someshit ensure a nice grip it wont gonna kill you but if bites you,you gonna have a very very bad day
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 18:59:25 Post No.688181085
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 18:59:25 Post No.688181085 [Report]
Garden orb weaver. Look like can't wake up, but actually mega bro tier spuders that protect your shit from mosquitoes and other pests
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:00:02 Post No.688181180
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You need Johnny Fuckin' Rico for that kill that motherfucker.
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:00:52 Post No.688181314
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:00:52 Post No.688181314 [Report]
>>688181085
>Garden orb weaver
googled that shit, these don't have FUCKING SPIKES
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:02:03 Post No.688181497
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>not breeding spiders for money
>2016-1+1/1
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:02:27 Post No.688181561
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:02:28 Post No.688181569
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:02:28 Post No.688181569 [Report]
>>688180222

czecked and keked
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:02:45 Post No.688181627
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:02:45 Post No.688181627 [Report]
>>688179877
You want us to identify a fucking spider and you took pictured of the fucking underside instead of the top where most of the fucking coloration is.
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:02:46 Post No.688181629
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:03:20 Post No.688181728
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:03:20 Post No.688181728 [Report]
>>688179877
Where are you living Anon ?
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:03:46 Post No.688181803
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:03:46 Post No.688181803 [Report]
>>688181627
working on it
>>688181728
nose land
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:03:48 Post No.688181808
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Stop being a bitch, it's a spider.
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:04:08 Post No.688181867
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:04:08 Post No.688181867 [Report]
>>688181629
Ah, the T99 of the Spider World
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:04:47 Post No.688181970
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:04:47 Post No.688181970 [Report]
>>688179877
If this was twitter, you'd be on the front page of reddit in an hour, then Mash able in 5, then Facebook in 24
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:05:48 Post No.688182126
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:05:48 Post No.688182126 [Report]
>>688181867
yeah man, i want one. there's a vid on kiketube somewhere in which a dude picks up a wild one, and it's too strong for him to hold, so those fangs sink into his hand three times.
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:05:53 Post No.688182146
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As an Aussie I find this pathetic.

Also there are hundreds of thousands of species of spider, new ones being discovered every week. So many look exactly the same unless you put them under a microscrope, so the wannabe scientists in this thread can go fuck themselves.
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:07:13 Post No.688182355
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:07:13 Post No.688182355 [Report]
>>688181314
Yeah dude it's an orb weaver. You can safely pick it up and play with it.
Not a fucking worry m8. I had one. They don't move much but they're sexy anyways.
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:08:36 Post No.688182552
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:08:36 Post No.688182552 [Report]
>>688182146
>all these scientists don't know shit
>trust me
>I'm an aussie scientist
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:10:20 Post No.688182826
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:10:20 Post No.688182826 [Report]
>>688182146
>orb weaver web
>orb weaver position
>orb weaver size
>orb weaver color

Yeah dude it's a fucking harmless male orb weaver. More likely to bite than females, but still extremely safe.

>WHEN YOU GET AN ANSWER SIX TIMES PER THREAD BUT STILL REFUSE TO GOOGLE OR BELIEVE ANYTHING
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:10:29 Post No.688182849
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:10:29 Post No.688182849 [Report]
Argiope Aurantia also known as the Yellow Garden Spider

>>688182355 Not an Orb Weaver

Here's some that were in my garden
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:11:48 Post No.688183028
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:11:48 Post No.688183028 [Report]
>>688182849
this seems more like it
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:12:26 Post No.688183123
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:12:26 Post No.688183123 [Report]
>>688182146
Orb weavers are the only spiders with signatures in their webs anyways dude. This is low tier knowledge. So fucking sad that everyone is 14 years old and doesn't understand what these rational animal lovers are saying.
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:13:03 Post No.688183210
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>>688182849
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:13:52 Post No.688183322
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>>688182849
and their egg sack
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:13:56 Post No.688183334
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:13:56 Post No.688183334 [Report]
>>688182849
OK fuck me wrong argiope. Didn't know you guys had more species. It's harmless though.
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:14:57 Post No.688183481
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:14:57 Post No.688183481 [Report]
>>688183322
this is what nightmares are made of
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:15:48 Post No.688183640
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:15:48 Post No.688183640 [Report]
>>688182849
Yup this. We used to have a shit ton of these guys at my grandparents cabin. They to do anything but hang around. They don't seem to want to leave their webbing unless it 1000% necessary
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:16:58 Post No.688183835
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:16:58 Post No.688183835 [Report]
>>688181497
Thanks asshole. I'm going to have nightmares because of this pic. Fuck.
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:17:04 Post No.688183850
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:17:04 Post No.688183850 [Report]
>>688183481
They're actually pretty good pest control for your garden. There were 8 different ones about 2/3rds the side of my hand when i took these pics.

>>688183123 The yellow garden spider has a telltale zigzag it weaves into its web.
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:17:06 Post No.688183854
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:17:06 Post No.688183854 [Report]
Also just realized there are 2 spiders in that web
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:17:24 Post No.688183897
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:17:24 Post No.688183897 [Report]
>>688183640
Yeah man, orb weavers are awesome like that.
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:17:24 Post No.688183900
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:17:24 Post No.688183900 [Report]
>>688183640
>They don't seem to want to leave their webbing unless it 1000% necessary
story of my fucking life
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:18:57 Post No.688184126
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:18:57 Post No.688184126 [Report]
>>688182849
>>688183210
>>688183322

more
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:19:50 Post No.688184274
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:19:50 Post No.688184274 [Report]
>>688183850
I fucking love birthing day, looks like your lawn is covered in fog, it's beautiful. I'll throw some pictures around in a few months when they come out.
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:20:28 Post No.688184359
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sneks > spideys
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:20:51 Post No.688184406
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best snek
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:20:54 Post No.688184416
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:20:54 Post No.688184416 [Report]
>>688179877
It's obviously not a spider. 4 legs... Duh
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:21:05 Post No.688184441
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:21:05 Post No.688184441 [Report]
>>688184359
if i had that on my front porch i'd have moved 10 years ago
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:22:02 Post No.688184574
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snek
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:22:41 Post No.688184662
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moar snek
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:22:41 Post No.688184666
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:22:41 Post No.688184666 [Report]
>>688179877
a kind of garden spider
your hand will hurt for a while if it bites you
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:23:07 Post No.688184735
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top snek
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:23:15 Post No.688184755
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>>688184126
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:23:57 Post No.688184859
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>>688184126
.
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:24:03 Post No.688184868
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:24:03 Post No.688184868 [Report]
>>688179877
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=Argiope+aurantia&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLUz9U3MClKt6xQAjNTqlJyi7Xk_IvSE_Myi3OdcxKLizPTMpMTSzLz84IzU1LLEyuLAUDKfeM4AAAA&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj8s8eTkJTNAhUlY6YKHUB1DwQQxA0IrwEwFw&biw=1920&bih=971
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:24:16 Post No.688184900
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>>688184126
..
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:24:59 Post No.688185001
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>>688184126
...
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:25:55 Post No.688185133
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:25:55 Post No.688185133 [Report]
>>688185001
dat fly fucked up doe
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:28:53 Post No.688185587
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:28:53 Post No.688185587 [Report]
>>688184359
it would be cute if it had human teeths
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:30:36 Post No.688185815
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:30:36 Post No.688185815 [Report]
>>688185587
it has in it's stomach
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:30:50 Post No.688185851
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:30:50 Post No.688185851 [Report]
>>688184735
Holy fuck. That was fucking scare. Tru snek. Top shelf
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:31:57 Post No.688186030
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:31:57 Post No.688186030 [Report]
>>688179877
Argiope argentata?
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:32:38 Post No.688186134
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:32:38 Post No.688186134 [Report]
>>688186030
Argiope Aurantia
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:34:10 Post No.688186379
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:34:10 Post No.688186379 [Report]
Kill yourself
/thread
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:34:29 Post No.688186436
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>>688184359

Fuck snakes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nA6-tAhr-E

Watch this secretary bird stomp the shit out of it.
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:35:40 Post No.688186595
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:35:40 Post No.688186595 [Report]
>>688179877
Looks so like a hand
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:38:47 Post No.688187030
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Anonymous 2016-06-06 19:38:47 Post No.688187030 [Report]
>>688184735
Big snek will kill the living shit out of you and your hairy stomach mom.
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