>>688173581

become a zombie

>>688173659
this tbh

>>688173659
/thread

>>688173581
Soon as internet and civilization/society is gone, who the fuck would want to survive honestly?

>>688173581
If it happens next winter, I'll have a year's supply of potatoes and oats, with my own water spring, enough wood to heat the house for the winter, and I'm 30km away from the nearest settlement.

I'll probably still kill myself because no memes.

>>688173581
Trip to Siberia, there are no people.

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>>688173581
I wont.

I have a very comfortable life. Thats the way i like it. If things get hard, i'll just quit. You can struggle if you want to. I wont.

If society crumbles, i'll go down with the ship.

>>688173581
dont dead open inside?

i dont want to survive.......im putting on a suit of armor and getting bit by the first zombie i see. i will be the most bad ass zombie around

>>688174586
/thread

>>688174586
4chan; don't open, dead inside
normies; don't dead, open inside

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>>688174586

Go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea andwaitfor thiswhole thing to blow over.

>>688173581
live in the real world where zombies don't exist

>>688175195
Yet.

Find an uninhabited island and have a practical use for my primitive survival hobby

>>688173581
Don't dead? WTF does that mean?

>>688173581
find a crowbar. it's the best tool for the zombie apocalypse.
half-life was right.

>>688175854
Top kek

I would suck all the dicks of the zombies so that they dont kill me

I would KMS

The zombie apocalypse wouldn't last more than 3-4 months in the summer

Source: corpses rot.

>>688174986
this

>>688176824
World gone to shit, might as well quit

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>>688174986
>not inmediately going to the Winchester...

other than that, pretty savvey plan old chap

DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE

>>688174862
/a/: Dead don't, inside open.

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Ill fuckin survive, im planning and preparing for the zombie apocalyose...That's why I've been building these

>>688173581
Stay inside and make use of my vast porn collection. I'll be able to self sustain this way too.

>>688173581
>plan to survive

Not believe in imaginary disasters.

>>688173581
I never understood why that door says "don't dead open inside".

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Use Shrek's might ogre hands to kill zombies.

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It's the same as any kind of disaster/apocalyptic event. Death, fast and quick. Why would I want to live in a world populated with autistic prepper types and/or zombies?

>Grab NH-M91 from wall
>Make way to grandfather's farm rural VA
>Meet up with close family and niggas
>Fortify the fuck out of the land
>Land is fertile and has shitloads of MREs, survival stuff in the basement (grandpa is crazy ex Vietnam pepper)
>Chill

>>688173581
about 10 miles from my house is a concrete distribution center for a major box store
this distribution center is also near the city's wind farm and hydroelectric plant
it is not well marked about what it is
I will go there
my friends and family know to go there
it will be easy to fortify
there will be power
there is a source of fresh water with the river and multiple small tributary creeks coming out of the nearby mountains
there will be useful things inside the building
it is near enough to several major highways and freeways that travel for scavenging will be easy
but it is far enough off those roads that they will not be a source of danger for us
it has a large parking lot surrounding the building for a pre-built free-fire zone
beyond the parking lot is a large grassy area that can easily be turned into farm land
beyond that is a fence
there are enough construction companies in the area we could take a bulldozer and make berms for an outer defensive wall
the main entrance to the building has a security check point to keep employees from stealing shit, that can easily be turned into a quarantine room

>>688173581
teach people that humans read left to right and then down

That says "Don't Dead Open Inside"

I don't prepare for fictional events.

Honestly? I think I might hide out in a shooting range. There's one relatively close to my house and it's underground with weapons. I guess I'd stay there's until the zombies die down a bit and then go out looking for survivors. I'd probably die on the way though.

>>688178991
>teach people that humans read left to right and then down
chinese, japanese, jews, koreans, and muslims aren't people

>>688173581
kill myself
jk lol tbh fam the zombie apocalypse will never be a thing.

>>688178754
>beat this fag to distribution center
>be hiding outside when they arrive
>wait until they gather water
>fill the water crushed sleeping pills
>Wait until they're all passed out
>shackle them separately around the facility
>cannibalize as needed
>fuck the hot ones as wanted.
>fuck the daughters of the bitches I'm raping once their old.

I win.

i'll team up with this badass
https://youtu.be/9ViOAUNuq58?t=1m13s

Rape my way out of it.

>>688175988
i'm serious. it doesn't brake, it's pretty much silent and you can get in anywhere with one. what more could you ask for?

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team with me. I'm a combat expert with survival training.

>>688173581
Wake up.

surprised no one said hide in walmart

>>688181371
>implying walmart isn't already filled with zombies
enjoy being raped to death by looters

>>688173922
Sounds like the perfect world.

>>688180729
more like a combat faggot with cuck training

>>688173581
none because i'm not an autist