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>>688165530
justice rains from above
>>688165664
Ccccc..cc.c..cc.c.c.ombo breaker
>>688165356
>eat flesh
>on subway
>that file name
>inb4 lost money by being a retard betting on sports
>>688165753
She fucking deserved it
>>688166022
Why
>>688166129
She was beating on him while he drove down the road so he calmly parked the bus and thats where the webm starts
>>688165530
that kid must have hit like a lamb
>>688166205
I nearly fucking threw up
>>688166461
>fast service
>>688166306
Well made
>>688166519
suck shit faggot haha
>>688165753
shutthefuckuppercut
>>688166783
dead guy: "hit me baby one more time"
Seargent: "Shoot him until he's dead. If he's dead, shoot him again"
>>688166286
I mean... he should have expected that to happen
>>688166306
Man, there are some cool dads out there today
>>688166894
Are you fucking kidding me? He gets to the gang where he can just dissappear and he fucks it up? Goddamn it.
>>688166129
"no ticket"
>>688165530
Fuck this is amazing. This is what would happen if anyone on /b/ tried the same shit on here in the real world.
>>688166129
because nigger.
>>688166403
I'd have done the same thing
>>688166894
what did he put on that cop car?
>>688167650
He keyed it.
>>688167308
owwwwwwwwww. this isnt a cringe thread.
>>688167308
fuck I remember that happening live
>>688167404
surprised they even got out of the truck
>>688165961
I like this.
>>688165961
Neat
>>688167644
To be fair, they fucking deserved it. Should always be on the inside lane, not in the middle of a fucking lane. Fucking retards
>>688166205
Wouldn't that just make you fucking sick? Like... I get having a fetish... but why the fuck would you pick a fetish that makes you ill and could kill you?
>>688166572
> nerve gas
>>688167104
name?
>>688168140
that was some hardcore harry shit
>>688168140
That look of pure fear.
I came
>>688166205
NASTY BITCH
>>688168223
>not understanding how exit lanes work
Don't worry, you'll learn when you take driver's ed once summer ends.
>>688166362
No one would be that much of a faggot to fall on the floor in such a way.
Fake as fuck
>>688168381
derek
he's got a great cock, right?
>>688166572
looks like the driver might have gone off-route
>>688167978
Flash burns.
>>688168493
I hope the insurance companies blame the guy on the bike.
>>688167978
>Car on fire
>stays near to it
God damn it woman haven't you play gta you have like 2 seconds to get away from there
>>688167969
fucking dumbass arabs
always knew all that "product" they like to use in their hair would bight them in the ass one day
>>688167308
Instant career ruiner?
>>688166572
multifaceted keks
>>688168844
He repeatedly put his hand in front of it.
Moron wanted to shoot his hand.
>>688168844
what was he trying to do?
>>688165356
I expected some foot fetish shit from the thumbnail
Smh
>>688166783
story?
>>688168576
I'm quite aware how exit lanes work, but as they're NEVER going to be cycling the same speed as the vehicles on the road they should be out of the way, whether that be in the inside lane or the outside lane. Never in the fucking middle.
Shouldn't even be on that motorway IMO. Red cross dictating where they were. Blue where they should have been.
>>688168844
WHY
>>688168223
they were on the inside lane dumbass. The other one was the exit
>>688168223
He deserved it for being there in the first place and not looking to check it was clear before moving
>>688169186
it is from a isis video i think
it was the video of the declaration of the khilafa
1h killing arabs
>>688167104
There's always this guy...
>>688166468
You never got hit by a lamb
>>688166783
you suck gandhi's dick you cock muncher, kill yourself in war cuckie
>>688168844
fucking moron, love how the blood is dripping on the floor furiously
>>688169478
Why is he jacking him off? Fucking niggers.
>>688167208
yeh that was painful, what a dingus. done gone fucked it proper
>>688169485
>non-porn
>>688169602
....i can feel the butthurt surging through you
>i bet you are still sitting there cringing like a small dog
>>688168381
delilah darling i think
>>688168223
>>688168576
>>688169432
>>688169445
They're both at fault
They're on bicycles. They should not be on the highway.
Stick to the service road if you must or take the back streets.
He had full view of them down the road, the fact he disregarded them and continued to just barrel though puts blame on him as well.
>>688169766
that was a royal fucking
>checked
>>688167104
sauce?
>>688168576
Except bicyclists are prohibited from using freeways and highways due to the speed restrictions.
Those liberal faggots should've stayed off.
>>688168593
you must not know enough people
>>688169086
He was complaining about the laser sight not working right. Touch the trigger, and it lights up. Whoops.
>>688169602
upset old chap?
>>688166306
Skillful!
>>688165915
56k.webm
>>688169478
Wait what.
>>688169292
that's just embarrassing
>>688166205
OP said non-porn
>>688170072
>Laser sights not working
Better stick my fucking hand in front of it instead of pointing it at something.
This idiot deserves the wound and should be restricted from future use of firearms
>>688167732
>>688167650
no its a thing with bike gangs in america he put a fuck cops sticker.
>>688167308
How can this happen aren't your legs supposed to be strong enough to at least support your own body weight
>>688170181
>no porn
>>688170179
That's a fucking zombie man, RUN! It's not your wife anymore, you can't save her!!
>>688165753
why does this vid looks like im watching it drunk to the crack of my bedroom door
>>688170273
Yeah they are, but if you land on it wrong your whole body weight coming down on a wrongly stretched out leg. It'll crumple thus forcing the bone out.
>>688170530
the person holding the camera was shaking it all over and couldn't keep a steady shot. It's annoying to watch it normally.
This is a sort of "stabilization" in which they keep focus to help you better see what's going on
>>688169553
I have been hit like a lamb, my grandparents used to raise sheep. Lambs hit like Palsy victims.
>>688169870
>butthurt
>butthurt by a fucking ogre NEET making out he's the Navy Seal Copypasta guy, put a small blade in your urethera
>many keks were enjoyed on this great day
>>688170358
story?
>>688169942
oh shit, it's the ghettogre
>>688169217
are you just trolling or really that stupid?
>>688169726
Respect though lol. He took it full in the face and was still about to square up
>>688166306
Proof men are better parents
>>688167650
he put a ACAB sticker on it
>>688168353
that's the whole point
>>688169485
>crying about football more than your shithole of a country
>>688166306
fucking gay.
>>688168576
>me am on bicycle
>me should not check behind
>me assume right of way
>me expect vehicles to stop
>>688170807
guy tried stealing weed in the hood prank and crashes when the monkey tries to hold on to the car, he had a youtube chan and shit but i dont remember his name
>>688170363
Couldn't stop myself from humming "bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do..."
>>688170273
It's the angle he hit. He landed full weight flat on the foot to the side, he stopped but the force kept going.
>>688171225
End your continued existence this video is amazing
>>688170807
> White guy buys weed from black guy
> White guy decides to dine and dash on his shit
> Black guy holds onto his door for weed
> White guy wrecks his car by driving up a curb at like 40-50 mph
> White guy doesn't get to keep weed and wrecks his car in the process
>>688167644
>Riding a bike on a freeway
>Did not check behind before turning
>Did not hear a truck coming, probably had music in
>Gave limp, half-hearted gesture instead of clear 90 degree gesture
>Riding a fucking push bike
>Expect to be treated like a car
>Riding down the fucking divide of a lane instead of centre of the lane
Entirely his fault for the accident, the truck was merging and did leave it far too late but it could of been prevented had the biker been doing correct safety. The onus is on him to be safe because he more at risk.
>>688166205
Avocado. Tasty tasty guac!
>>688166205
I can watch the most disgusting gore thread and have seen nasty shit in real life but when it comes to shit like this I cant help but almost throw up.
>>688169726
Pepper spray is a bitch!
>>688169096
I wish I hadn't seen that
>>688168493
I hope that hurt like a motherfucker.
>>688171729
Me too
>>688165844
Source?
>>688166135
that's how champs wake up
>>688171416
youtube com/watch?v=n-ZNRpNsm54
>>688170273
Had to have already been damaged. not unlikely for NBA player. Have a crack, apply pressure wrong and now it breaks.
>>688167644
Top Kek
>>688169217
Do you know how roads work?
>>688166572
Inertia is a funny old thing
>>688169217
Holy shit son, were you deprived of oxygen for an extended period of time?
>>688166613
I think I have been at this exact slide
unless there are multiple like this
in Germany
>>688166613
tipical day inside CERN
>>688168847
u made me smile
>>688171505
> Nigger still beats his ass
>>688169000
>bight
>BIGHT
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, NIGGER?!
>>688171668
damn who is this?
>>688171523
> turning
>stays in same lane
>truck tried to cut ahead using the exit ramp
kys
>>688165664
It's SETH ROLLINS
>>688167308
>his teammates' reactions
Kek magnifique
>>688169292
Guess his bark was worse than his fight
>>688172639
ur mum
>>688172542
ARE YOU FUCKING TROLLED, FRIENDO?!
>>688171049
screy snek
>>688171668
i really need sauce
>>688172668
>being on a bike
>not looking for cars on a street
That's just natural selection. No need to deny it.
>>688167650
a sticky bom
>>688166286
his he okay ?
>>688173135
carambatv.ru/humor/from100500/trinity/
>>688172890
>act retarded
>Hurr duur, I was trolling. [Nervous laugh]
Fucking faggots get younger every summer.
>>688166182
kek
Beautiful
>>688172000
witnessed
>>688173370
>I can't let him have the last word
>I need to feel like I won the argument
>my life has zero meaning
>>688173436
>Filename
Nobody died, faggot.
>>688173436
Oh you Liar!
>>688173436
nobody died when that happened, one pilot jumped out with a parachute, one plane landed
>>688173436
nobody died everyone was fine
>>688166783
Counter Terrorists win
>>688173436
actually no one died
>>688173555
Trips of truth
>>688173436
>peopleDied.webm
Everybody survived that crash though
>>688168169
>>688168203
It's called a gyroscope (I think) if you were wondering. They are used on air planes and stuff to measure how much their turned.
>>688173436
Shit I would feel so good to already be strapped up with a chute
>>688173436
did they actually die?
Kind of unrelated, but does anyone have the link to that video of a guy masturbating with his own shit to prove that he didn't rape his sister? Apparently the rumour was that he didn't do anal with her because he didn't want to get shit on his dick, so to prove that he wouldn't have minded, he faps with his own shit
>>688171225
the fuck is wrong with you, that's awesome
>>688166572
why the fuck dont they have seatbelts on buses?
>>688167189
Typical Slav, quickly to the molesting of the kids in the backseat
>>688166129
Kill yourself
>>688166572
never understood how a bus could possibly past safety standards with all the metal bars in the fucking thing but if I put I can't put a roll cage in my car.
>>688166135
Gay
>>688167057
Thanks captain hindsight!
>>688168493
Break checking on a bike.
What a fucking clown
>>688171018
What tells you it's the kids dad who made this?
>>688174459
Oooh the one in the white sweater for me please.
>>688166306
So gay
>>688166613
>Elton John Colonoscopy
>>688171018
>>688174612
Also how do editing skills make you a better parent?
>>688171549
that really helped
>>688165530
>>688165530
sooo satisfying
>>688169485
Lol I loved how they did this to show the world that no matter how shit of a country Brazil is, they could still kick a ball around a field... Except they couldn't.
>>688166286
I like how the machine seems to cower over in fear
>>688169757
>>688170164
I can actually understand.This guy is virgin like me.
>>688165530
lol what a fucking badass
>>688168782
They can't not. There's video evidence of this cunt brake checking someone; no other reason for him to brake there.
I'm not sure about where you live, but in my country, overtaking on the left is illegal.
A case could be made for tailgating, but being too close to someone for all of a whole second usually isn't enough to actually be seen as tailgating, rather than an honest mistake.
>>688165753
i'm truly not a violent person but i swear to god some people just need a good uppercut
>>688174797
You sound like you need feminism.
>>688165664
awesome
>>688174238
nigga have you ever been in public transport?
>>688174459
>Did you fuck my sister?
>What the hell do you care? She's my sister too!
>>688174612
>>688174797
Back to tumblr, Miss Triggered.
>>688175329
football and someone's face? story?
>>688175144
Story?
>>688169478
Excuse me sorry sorry i gotta walk right through here
s/fur
here we go again
>>688173436
No people died there.
>>688175548
some big war someware
88
>>688168844
Fake as fuck look how ludicrously long his hand.is that gets shot
>>688167104
I wish I could blow guys
fuck I hate being a male
>>688169726
woolie?
>>688175547
>bomberman64
>>688175339
rode the city bus to school for many years
>>688170363
Few clips that dont fit the theme in there but it fuels the agenda. Goodjob. Now your a liar and they can discredit you because you wanted a few extra seconds of video.
>>688175329
WIIIIILSOOOOON
>>688165530
3 for you, 14 for me.
>>688174238
There are seatbelts in buses, at least over here. But the amount of people who bother using them? 0.
>>688170519
lol
>>688167969
>>688167978
why does it happen ?
>>688166097
>inb4 he's certified for emotional support
>>688166461
the dick deserved to crash harder
>>688172873
Damn rekt
>>688165945
>mfw he was supposed to take a fall
>mfw he didnt
>mfw are you fucking kidding me
>>688174612
I think you can argue that the Parent dropped this kid into the middle of a huge ocean storm, making the child appear heroic, man vs. the elements... it belies a classically (i.e. historically) male perspective of what is "cool." Not that a woman couldn't have the same ideas, but Probably she Might be more likely to place this child as like a steamboat captain on the Mississippi with Mark Twain and Mickey Mouse (i.e. a "cute" aesthetic). Obviously there are exceptions to statistics, even appearing with increasing frequency, but you've got to admit that when you see the video it just seems like a setting a man would pick. Anyway none of this matters Gary Johnson 2016.
>>688166613
Can I just say, I fucking love water-slides
>>688170179
whats going on there cocain overload XD
>>688173546
Cunt
>>688166783
>>688173593
kek that was ISIS you fucking nigger .. they were dressed as soldiers
>>688173238
way to assume it was a he, you sexist pig
GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN THIS IT REALLY WORKS
>>688173729
Ackshually.jpg
>>688174024
Learn to spell, tard
>>688165356
I SHOULD HAVE READ THAT FILENAME GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
[zalgo] damn[/zalgo]
>>688170358
lmfao classic
>>688176886
super^amazing
>>688176886
%triforce
>oh would you look at that it didnt work
>newfag detected
>>688176886
%triforce
>>688177146
guess it doesn't work
>>688175937
I thought it was funny
>>688166461
>gotta go fast
>>688165356
footlong for me please
>greentext
*italics*
**bold**
[zalgo] Heil Hitler [zalgo]
code
~~mcdrive~~
[spoiler] ups [/spoiler]
[flip] flip [flip]
%triforce
>>688171523
Is it legal to ride a bke on the freeway in your country? wtf
≯̶̝̞̙ͫ͂̈͗̓ͯ̚ṏ͖͖͍̈́̋h͍̪̭͇̹̤̦̔ͨͬ̑͒͛̑ͬ́ ̣͉̬̰̠ͬ̌͘̕͜ͅw͚̯̪̖̫̰̏̍o̳̪͎͕̐ͤ̕u͍̫̥̣̗͖̯̬͕ͭ̏̉̈́ͣͦ͗͆ͥl̶̛̟̣̘͚̬͕ͤ͐d͚͓̮̣̜ͫ̉ͯ̈ͮ̾ ̠̻̊̒ͭy̤̦̝͆̎̑͑ͩ͌̽ͨͪ͘͝ö́͐̓͒̾ͩͥ͂̀͏̵̻̜̞uͥ̑̿ͦ̌̇͒͒͠͏̠̪ ̼̖̬̟͍̻̭̭͖ͬͫͥͮͧͥ͋͠l̡̮̒͆̃̃͒́ǒ̗̹ͮ͊͐̌̊ͫ͂͢o̡ͣ̒̎́̆͂҉̢̞̞̼̞̥͚̼k̢̧̥̖͔̹̈ ̠̲͉ͤͭ̀̓̅̑̚a̴͔͙̰͉̾̏ͤ͂͠t̢̜͔͎͓̜ͬͮͧ̓̏ͭͮ̆͡ ͇͙̘̖̯̟̠̄̎̈́͛̿̆ť̢̼̤̞͇̝͍̙̤̋ͤḣ̘̖̫̠̀͘͢ą̖̲̩͎̻̩ͯ̀͌ͧ̕ẗ͇͉̩͍̱̻̪́ͫ̿̏̎͒ͣ́͘ ̡͙̦̩̳̬̪̔̈́̐̿ͬ̃͢i̸͉̦̥͙ͣ͒ͯ̔͘t̴͚̰̥̙͎̯͕̓ͅ ̡̢̟̮̟ͫͤ̄͊͊͐̅̌̕d̮̱͎̥̦͓̜̾̏̎̔́i̿̑̍҉̦̮͎͙̣͔̼d̶̷̨̲̤̳͎̤͈͚͉ͤͧ̏̅̎ͥͨ̔̚ň̠͚ͤ͌̅̚t̴̩̗͖͕̩̪͚̤̤̐̑̌ͩ̒͢ ̷̵̼̣̭̤̿̑̈́̌̆̋̅́̚ͅw̨̺̰͇̺͉͉͍̫̖ͤ́̽͒̿o̶̪̲͖̘ͦ̇̃̂r̗̭̅̉̽͐̈̄͘k̢̾͌̏͏̛̗
̯͇̹̫͖̗ͣ̐̄̀ͣ͛ͥ̾̐>̛̝̪̦͎̤̎ͫ̉ͮ͛̋ṇ̣̭̝̣̭̏̇͛ȇ̶̜̤͈͇͎̭͔̞ͥͬͭ̅͟͠w̢̅̓̈́̋̈́̈͏̣f̢̣͕̒͐a̙̠ͩ̈́̓̔̑͢gͪ҉̬̳̝̬ ̴͎̟͑d͛̈́ͪ̀͌̓̂̈́҉̸̳̟͎e̵͓͙̞͈͎͕̓̈̊̐̀̏͝t͚͇͓̞̏̐͊ͫ͊̒̀͜͠e͇̐̽́c̷̢̰͙͙̜̖̙͉̦̍ͭ͗̀t̡̰͇̙̳͉ͫ̄̔̈́̽ͭ̆͋́̚ē̏̓ͨ̃̈҉̧̮̬̙͖̲̥̝̱d̶̵͓͌̃̾͌͐ͮ͢
̵̡̗͕̎̏̓̑̇
>>688176886
>how to find summer
>>688177641
>greentext
>>688177730
God damn it i feel i have reborn...it is.....beautiful anon
>>688177771
hm hm hm..maybe
>>688165664
tries to help the little kid, lands on the little kid
>>688175831
woolie is the ultimate huge, and would probably take it
f̢̳͙̲̣̰̣͖͎͎̗͈͇̳̹̳̯͓̖̄͗ͮͤ͐̕ŭ̷̱̞̱̩̾͋̄̓ͯ̚͡͞cͪ͆ͧͥ̾̃̈́͛̊̈́̅̽ͩ͊́͝͏̷̕͏̹̝̰͔̬͔̻̰̼̗̯k̩̣̜̟̣̜̖͎̫ͦ̒̑ͪ̍͆͂̅̔̂̚̚͟͝͡i̧̔͊̆ͣͤ͑́͐͛̋̉͌̌̊̅͏̗̬̱̣̼̯͡n̷̛̛͉͕̺̻͋͒̈̇͗̒̉̀͆͊͒͌̽̚g̷̷̢̗̺̤͇̹̫͍̗͗̇̅̐ ̵̬̝̥͖͓̺̱̳̥̙͇̩̥̼̺̗̀̆̾͒̃͛͞r̨̊ͭ̂̒̋̔̓ͥ͑̒ͬͧ͑̍̾̏ͤ̚͘͏͔̩̭̙̭̥͔͎͇͙͕̯̦̭ͅe̷̯̰̫̞̞̣̯̜ͫ̓͌ͩ͂̀͌̓̌̆̊̑̎̈̂͑̏̚̕͡͡t̡̛̻̟̥̥̭̙̥̲͇̍̈́̇ͬͫ̃ͨͬ͞͞a̸̩̣̻̻̥̥̖̤̻͇̲͗̑ͫͮͭ̓̾ͧ͊̿̉̿ͪͣ̌̐̊̿͋͠r̶̢̰͍̗̙̳̰͓̟̖̲͇͈͈͎̖̬̱͇ͭ͒̆̂̓͌̑ͬ̈d͔͎͚͎̼̤̳̣̹̩̭̲̬͂̉̇̃ͪͭͧ͂͟͞͠͞ ̡͔̝̻̝̤̘̤̮̯͇̦̲͓̪̲̙ͦ͐ͨ̆ͣ́͞͞
>>688167473
kek
>>688175170
>le mooter
>moot
>>688178126
youre not wrong
>>688176231
Prob a gas leak or something
>>688176886
%triforce
What if i'm pretending to be new to bait other oldfags?
>>688169757
lack of education. they know he has head trauma so they jerking him off to move the blood flow down south and splashing water on him to keep his head cool and wake him up
>>688166182
kek
those toilet paper streamers
>>688178434
um i dont know...g-good job ..i guess?
>>688169757
>>688170164
>>688175623
For those who ask, its a way to release tension from the brain. Its an old method but they are niggers so there you go...
>>688170179
thats flakka for ya
>>688172844
kek.
