>>688162832
pretty fucked

>>688162832
how old is she

>>688162832
Tell her it's for a science project

>>688162832
Sauce

>>688162832
She's a virgin

If you were in your room, tell her to gtfo

>>688162913
18. I'm 20

>>688162950
This. Give her your sauce op

I won't lie. You're more fucked than Obama's daughters the moment he leaves office.

>>688162832
How nasty?

>>688163070
Really bad

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>>688162832
very fucked,it ALMOST happend to me for like 2-3 weeks ago, i was fapping and she came in luckly i was fast enough to pull my towel over me. kek

what was the "nasty stuff" ?
Goreporn?

>>688162832
what were you jerking off to?

>>688162989
Well judging by that, shit will be fucking awkward. You and her will never talk the same to each other ever again. It's going to hard for you now

What were you jerking it to, dickwad?

>>688163448
I don't want to say

>>688163522
Just say it.

>>688162832
FUCK SAKE tell us what you were wanking to

>>688162832
sauce, any name bitch?

>>688162832
Take the cum and smear it on her doorhandle.
Wait for her to get out of her room and chase her back to the room naked while walking like a crab.

When she touches the door handle she will know you truly love her and she is yours then.

Worked twice for me. Good luck.

>>688163563
Alright fuck

Tranny cuckold scat porn

There? Fuck off

>>688163184
>awkwardly slides cum incrusted towel over tiny shaft
>"oh no it's not what you think hahaha"
>completly naked in front of computer except for the tiny moldy/solid towel
>gay scat clearly visible on massive 27 inch screen
>sister quietly backs out and makes a mental note to never talk to you ever again

hahahah guys i totally almost got caught hahaha :^^)

>be me 14
>just finished school
>suddenly need to fap
>get naked
>photoshop sister's face into 100 boy CP pics
>print them all out
>arrange them all on the floor
>prop up a mirror so I could watch myself
>keep fapping and edging it for about thirty minutes
>moaning YOOU NASTY LITTLE WHORE GIVE ME YOUR HAIRLESS DICK I WANT TO BITE IT OFF
>ejaculte boiling hot jizz all over the pics
>collapse panting and sweating
>nearly black out from the joyful orgasm
>look up
>realize I'm in McDonalds

>>688163676
Tell her your dad got you into it,

>>688163676
Not OP

>>688163676
>Tranny cuckold scat porn
post sis tits

What were you fapping to, post a pic faggot

>>688163676
why

>>688163862
No that is OP. I am OP

>>688162832
just tell her you want her to be part of it

>>688163676
link please

>>688163756

>>688163862
>>688163993
Liar i am OP and i can prove it

>>688163689

Lost

>>688162989
lol
youre both adults, youll figure it out.

thanks for wasting our time

>>688163676
Just tell her your curious, and you want her to peg you. You want her to fuck u because you trust her.

I'm OP and so's my wife!

>>688164186
No, I am the real OP and I like dog cocks too

>>688162989
Wow what a fucking waste of time. Go apologize to her, tell her to knock next time.

>>688162832
Who is that in pic?

>>688163604
how was this golden piece of advice passed up without comment until now? fucking wankers mate

>>688164357
bump

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>>688163689
i wasn't on the pc i was in bed whit an IPAD hahaha, i dont watch porn on pc.. other then when im on /b/ ofc haha.

she won't come out of her room. I tried knocking and explaining, but she won't respond

>>688164471
name?

>>688163522
>Dont want to say
>Being on an anonymous board
>Being such a little faggot

>>688163756
lol'd

>>688162989
Ask her if she liked what she saw.
Attain wincest.

>>688162832
what nasty stuff? it better not be scat or some other degenerate shit

You did nothing wrong to her, she came into the room without asking. Now it all depends on the porn,
S&M: You're a freak, and that's okay.
Lesbian porn: How boring
hardcore gangbang: who gives a shit
midget porn: Now you're just being funny
Gay porn: you're a faggot so who cares?
Scat porn: She'll have nightmares for years
anything against the law: you're fucked

>>688164441
Do you live in some kind of weird Christian family in the sticks where sex is a mystery to everyone?

18 and 20 and you make out like she's been scarred for life or something.

Just wait until you get a chance to talk to her alone. Apologize for her seeing that and tell her it's normal for guys to do.

>>688163061
why are his daughters fucked?

>>688164685
"styx", not sticks

>>688164629
Read the thread nigger.
>>688163676

max fucked

>>688164471
too fake to be really hot, but a nice try

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>>688163821
yes do this.
Blame your father, Hell she will probably become even closer to u when u convince her that daddy is the pervert.

Hell if u play your cards right u could even convince her that Daddy has naughty thoughts about his little girl.

Boom now she is devoted too u.

Hell just out and accuse the bastard of assaulting u.

Next thing u know she will be cradling u in her arms trying to console u.
U poor thing.

>>688164471
holy
shit

>>688164763
good luck with that crusade

>>688163676
Show us. Im not sure Ive seen that yet, but I know damn well it exists.

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>>688164550
this

>>688164471
> Boner
Thank u

>>688164763
As in countryside not Greek mythology.

You were in your fuckin room her own fault for barging in, dumbass

I walked in on my brother once. Honestly, the best thing to do is confront her about it to ease the awkwardness. Just tell her to knock next time, you're both adults and I'm more than sure she watches porn too so it's probably not as big of a deal as you think it is

>>688164471
Who is she?

>>688164550
>>688165190
>this
Is why you're a virgin.

>>688164471
I require source

>>688165310
yes anon you are right, how do i get laid?

>>688163522
Well if it's some depraved shit I guess you actually are kind of fucked lmao.

>>688165263
this

>>688162989
>18. I'm 20

BAAHA you have got to be kidding me.

you could just move out, you know?

>>688165261
Im not interested in blaming her dumbass.

Im interested in fixing this through deception and lies; thank u very much.

>>688165511
Tell her it's a social experiment.

>>688162989
Best to clear the air now to avoid future awkward conversations.

Just tell her you were doing something private and she should've knocked. You don't have to explain shit.

>>688165501
You say that like living with family is a bad thing. Have fun being in debt and balding by age 30 from the stress of holding 3 jobs to pay for your 1 bedroom studio apartment

>>688164630
he already said it. tranny cuckold scat porn
...

>>688165263
this.

>>688165695
>Have fun being in debt and balding by age 30 from the stress of holding 3 jobs to pay for your 1 bedroom studio apartment

is that what uncle larry is telling you what's happening?

>>688162832
source of
op picture ?

>>688164694
I'll admit I didn't think that comparison through. I've got no answer.

>>688165205
even so, styx is the correct spelling there

>>688165736
Source?

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>>688165386
Pro tip 1 : Don't try to fuck your sister

Now, onward anon! to the land of norm

>>688165903
the Styx was a mythical river you stupid cuntlick

>>688165736

Wow that looks intense. I'm a bit jealous.

>>688163522
Pony shit I bet, only thing that isn't accepted here

>>688165736
>The drilldo
>All of that milk
>In pussy and ass

What the actual fuck? Who thought of this? [spoiler]And why do I have a boner?[/spoiler]

>>688164086
>>688162950
>>688163023
>>688163583
http://www.heavy-r.com/video/142601/Sweet_Shit_Skater_with_Dirty_Scat_Sox/
there

>>688165386
go on omegle and show your dick to everyone on webcam. One ought to give you a chance

>>688164694
When they leave the white house, they can fuck whoever they want, and some people will do it.

>>688164471
https://st3.fileurl.link/file/MjAxNjAyMjEyMy9jaGF0dXJiYXRlX2xhbmFfcmFpbl9nZW5kZXJmZW1hbGVfYWdlMjBfMjAxNjAyMjEyMzUzMDI3NQ==/

>>688166054
Japs

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>>688162832
she should NOT enter your place like this, she disrespect your privacy!

The shame is on HER, stop watching so much femdom.

>>688165977
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=out%20in%20the%20styx

>>688162832
It'll be weird, odds are she won't tell your parents, just apologize for the awkward situation and ask that she knock next time or just slip a note under the door or something.

You're adults you'll figure it out.

>>688165654
Do This, op you fucking stupid piece of shit

>>688165736
is this minecraft?

>>688163676
this almost copypasta. op you basterd.

>>688166060
I... I don't want to see that video after reading that link

>>688166198
>using urabndictionary as a reference

http://www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/out+in+the+sticks.html

>>688166198
http://de.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=out%20in%20the%20sticks
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the%20sticks

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what is it with the japs and milk

>>688166387
>using any other .com as a reference

>>688165765
>pics or it didn't happen?

I walked in my sister and her boyfriend having sex once.

I made them bribe me not to tell Mom and Dad. 13 year old me was a fucking jew.

>>688166387
"idioms similar" "sticks and stones" - clearly not that similar

>>688166501
"Hillbilly" you can stop reading right there if you expect anything correct.

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>>688166558
I mean, honestly, what fucking planet are they from?

>>688162832
just go and laugh with her D:
nothing speciial everyone is jerking off man D:
once my sister came when one girl was licking my asshole she ran like a mo fo :D
then we laughed our asses off
but she's 19 or something (was at that time)

>>688166558
Lactation fetish best fetish. You haven't lived til you've tasted the warm flow of sweet, sweet milk coming from your girlfriend's breasts.

>>688166778
Why is this really cute.

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OP here

I talked to her and said I got a virus, that opened as soon as i finished.
I believe she believed me. I'm all good
Btw the photo in the op is Lana Rain

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I don't know what this thread was originally about but now it's about weird jap porn

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>>688165736
Japan. They make the weirdest pornos, but have the fucking audacity to slightly censor them. It still boggles my mind.

>>688166973
So instead of coming clean and clearing the air you fed her some really bad bullshit?

OP you fucked up, this shit won't stop stinking the more you ignore it.

>>688166908
>You haven't lived til you've tasted the warm flow of sweet, sweet milk coming from your girlfriend's anus

ftfy

>>688166116

Thanks anon. Still don't know her name though :(

Fuck you too, OP. Everyone masturbates and there is no reason to feel ashamed.

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>>688166778
Planet Octofuck

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>>688166116
Best cum in years

>>688167092
Uh, not gonna tell her I love girls with peepees pooping while someone had to watch
Fuck off

>>688167008
there is source on this one, or more videos alike? I always wanted and never found much

>>688162832
You're about one nut busted in front of your sister fucked.

>>688166973
Your sister isn't an idiot anon. She's just looking for a way to sweep it under the rug for now.

>>688167008
haha, fuck

let's bomb them again

>>688166757
well, you started it

dictionaries are defined by popular usage, so "in the sticks" it is

>>688164471
Cannot even describe my disappointment that it's not a trap.

At least she had the decency to leave. My little brother tries whispering in my ear or licking the lobe if he found out I was just trying to wank one out.

>>688165736
I want to do this to my sister now

>>688167755
... licking the lobe? so he comes in, gets close enough to you that he can clearly see you're wanking, and *licks* *you* *on the ear*?? pretty sure your brother is a fag and loves the gay wincest, m8

>>688165736
If you're Asian and lactose intolerant (as most are), wouldn't a milk enema really fuck you up?

>>688163756
Don't do drugs kids

>>688168126
No, because the rectum only reabsorbs water from your feces. It can't transport proteins into the bloodstream because proteins need to be broken down enzymatically into amino acids before absorbtion can take place and that doesn't occur in the rectum.

>>688167951
Nah this kid gets home and makes a Fucking beeline to where I'm at to see what I'm doing. He just makes it worse from there.

>>688168362
but alcohol enemas work, and that's not water from feces

>>688168362
Science: Letting us know it's safe to have a milk enema if you're lactose intolerant since 2016

>>688164471
>crossing eyes during orgasm
I came here to laugh at OP, not to get a boner.

>>688168362
Lactose... "ose"... the clue is in the name. It's not a protein.

>>688168362
that sounds liek a really good answer, my mind's at rest now and I can watch jap women getting milk squirted up their bungholes without worrying about their health

>>688168638
But isn't alcohol readily absorbed into the bloodstream? The rectum is covered in very shallow blood vessels so it makes sense those would work

>>688166973
Kek nobody gets a virus like that
Your sister won't thrust you anymore and will be scarred for life
An hero pls

>>688168638
Alcohol molecules are tiny compared to protein molecules, lactose is a protein and needs to be broken down first.

Source: try shoving a steak up your blurter next time you're hungry, see how much good it does you.

>>688168832
Lots of things other than water are absorbed rectally, that's why suppositories work. The guy saying it can't doesn't know shit.

>>688162832
>not saying anything to me

How do you think, faggot? Moron.

>>688168946
>lactose is a protein

no it isn't

>>688164535
>>688165300
>>688165370
>>688167201

Lana Rain.

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>>688168946
>blurter

>>688168946
Lactose isn't a protein, you fuck-wit who has clearly never had organic chemistry. Milk sugar (lactose), the clue is in the name (ending -ose indicates a sugar). Sugars are not proteins. Also, the size of the molecule doesn't matter much, lactose has a molecular weight of 342g/mol, while morphine (which is readily absorbed rectally via suppository), has a molecular weight of 285g/mol. Stop talking out of your uneducated ass.

>>688162950
>>688163023
>>688166060
>Sauce
The real sauce.

http://www.xvideos.com/video21679277/lana_rain_best_cam_no_lag_hd_

>>688169326
The real mvp

>>688164471
>being this fucking based

thanks anon

>>688163756
XD

>>688169270
I still believe him because he said "blurter"

>>688169513
It's important to have standards, I guess.

>>688169326
Fuck son, you just gone done and made my day!

>>688166198
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=out+in+the+sticks

>>688162989
>She's 18

Well then she's old enough to fucking knock, unless you were sat up on the kitchen side beating it.

Own it, faggot - go tell her to knock or next time she'll see the really fucked up stuff.

>>688162989
manchild

>>688166973
thx

>>688169430
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 m8

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typical op

>>688170787

lmfao

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>>688166757
styx ynd stynys myy bryk my bynes, byt nyms wyll nyvyr hyrt my.

>>688162989
lmao get fucking over it, if by 18 she doesn't realise everyone masturbates then that's her problem

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Ask her if she like what she saw. One hour later you be banging dat skunk hole like you was Rocky Bambola fam. Tru shit.

>>688164535
I found the full cam stream, thank me later.

http://www.bigtitsbig.com/en/video68392296/

I think we should set up a raid on links

Let's all setup a raid on links

Well, I think we should set up a link on raids!

>>688162989
Well then she has already been sucking off niggers right and left for the last five years.
Its not like you traumatized a child.

>>688162832
Country?

How old is she

>>688173035
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_RAID_levels

>>688173035
>>688174345
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_(insecticide)

How old is the pink hair girl?

>>688175477
16

>>688164763
in australian its "in the sticks" as in out in the outback

>>688173794
14

>>688162832
go in her room, fuck her tight pussy then cum again on her face. shes just jealous you didn't jerk off to her.

>>688163676
then you belong on /pol/

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>>688162832
So long as it was reasonably fucked up...

She might want in on the action.

>>688162832
bump

>>688165263

Damn summer over already?

>>688166778
nigga that cats full grown, you need to cut the cord sometime.

>>688162989
Holy shit, you're an idiot.
She knows what masturbation is, just tell her to knock next time.

>>688162832
My sister has caught me so many times that I'm pretty sure she was doing it on purpose. When I lived at home, I'd get drunk 3-4 times a week, go into my room around 2-3am, beat off and pass out. Over the course of a few months, she had to have seen me at least 30 times. Hence why I think she was doing it on purpose.

How many times can you open somebody's door at 2:30am, see them beating off, and still think it's a good idea to do it routinely? She had to have wanted to see it or something, pretty weird tbh.

And it's not like she's young and didn't know what I was doing, she was 17 and I was 19 at the time. It still weirds me out, but nothing ever changed between us.

>>688164156
its pretty this, faggot

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>>688162832
Fucking retard everybody locks their bedroom door before they masterbate

>>688176561
This.