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> Come Home
> Open Room
> See this
what do?
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>>688162353
Tell him to get the fuck out
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place foot at 45* angle and fall forward
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Ask of he's already left a loaf in my wife's pussy and then probably siluck his dick myself.
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Call animal control..
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Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
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Notice that I have actually stepped into Apple Store instead of my home. Proceed to make a quick 360 degree turn and moonwalk out of the store
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>>688163172
> 360 degrees
You'd be walking right into that ass.
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Take all my small cock frustration out on his ass
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>>688162353
I'd slowly turn him over and take that wonderful cock into my mouth. While making him hard, he'd awaken and start face fucking me. Then he'd shove that thick, sexy cock into my ass until he gave me his seed.
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>>688162353
Put him back in his cage.
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>>688163293
>being this new
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>>688163293
Newfag
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An about face isn't 360 degrees guys. 180* Is :D
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>>688163298
>Sounds Interesting
Does that make me gay?
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>>688163376
>>688163384

You can't feign 4chan seniority to masque ones ignorance.
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>>688162353
Poke it with a stick. Must make sure that it is dead.
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hide and sage thread
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>>688163293

That's the joke, new fag.
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>>688162353

Kick it the fuck out, keep kicking until it was either dead or out of my home. Burn the mattress.
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I use his exit
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>>688163463
yeah...you're a faggot
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>>688163544
newfag
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>>688162353
>Take pic.
>Post on 4Chan.
>Ask others how they would proceed if presented with the current situation.
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>>688162353
grab his dick
shov it up his ass
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>>688162353

nigger or sunburn?
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would play rusty trombone and then mouthfuck myself with that magnificent dick
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>>688162353
Shitty bait faggot. Try harder
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Everybody knows this is a 360° thread to flush out the newfags and homos.
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white bois in denial.. Just admit you would suck his dick and let him fuck you
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turn 360 then turn 360 again to face the opposite direction, and leave
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>>688163394
please kill yourself
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>>688164456
Stirring the pot in a 360 degree motion is most effective
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>>>/pol/76293162
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>>688164347
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>>688162353
spit on his ass and fuck his boipussy
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>>688162555
Magical Trips will destroy the Negro Filth
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>>688165169
This, children, is a faggot
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>>688163293
>moonwalking
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>>688165169
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>>688162353
Dayum, i would ask him if i could blow his beatiful cock. That looks delicious, if i could deepthroat it????

mmmmmh
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remember to sage
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>>688164193
Kek
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56b1246e8173a
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>Gently straighten penis
>Suck slowly and lovingly until orgasm

I mean, is there really another choice?
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>>688163078
Kek
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>>688162353
Ask my wife's bull if he is ready to be prepped.
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>>688162353
remind OP that he's a faggot
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>>688162353
I BLOW ON THIS DONG LIKE A BONG!
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Give it back to its owner....
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>>688163394
go back to 9gag newfag
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>>688165723
This. Then go on all fours and offer yourself to him. This is what being white is all about.
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>>688162353
cut it off with a hammer and chisel
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>>688162353
R U 'AVIN A GIGGLE M8
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>>688162353
Put his dick in my shithole
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Put it in my dead nigger storage
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>>688170052
Do you keep a sign by the door?
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>>688162353
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>>688169830
go on
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>>688163376
>>688163384
>>688163861
>being this new
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>>688163298
This. That man has a beautiful dick.
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>>688162353
> Come Home
> Open Room
> See this
> get informed that my house has been confiscated by the immigrations department and given to refugees because Im a white heterosexual cis-male
> mfw i live in sweden

and to make it all even more scary, this could actually happen any day now
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I would bury my face between his beautiful cheeks and eat his ass until he was hard, then let him fuck me til he blows his sperm up my chute
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>>688162353
I call the police because some fucking nigger broke into my house
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>>688162353
Open fire
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>>688171067
Is that a euphemism ? ;)
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>>688162353
Wake him up and offer him my feminine white body.
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>>688170818
holy shit this

>mfw this is actual reality in my country if you live in public rent apartment
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>>688162353
Depends. Is he cute? I could tap dat.
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>>688162353
Burn my house down
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> Walk out
> Set house on fire
> Gouge out eyeballs
> Throw in fire
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>>688170052
For real that'd be a damn good business to go into.
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Find scissor. Snip off his dick
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>>688169830
Oh fuck, i've watched some gay porn but thats disgusting.....
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