>>688156289
being born to my mother but thats probably more my fathers fault than mine

nothing really compares to that poor sow

not yet anyway

bump for interest

Not text her back

>>688156289
tripped her and she broke her collarbone

women are to fragile

Telling girls on kik I love them and ask if they wanna be my gf, just to get their nudes.

>>688157670
you must be one badass 16 year old

Beaten, choked and pissed in her asshole. Cut her and put lit cigs out on her. She stayed with me for six years, god knows why... I raped one of her friends and frequently abused another of her friends. None of these women have taken action against me.

>>688156289
>got girlfriend to agree to anal
>flat on her belly
>lubed up and ready
>dick is diamonds
>push it in slow
>she squeals
>"go easy"
>feel like I'm gonna cum right away
>starts fucking her hard until I shoot in her ass
>takes 30 seconds
>gf squeals for me to stop
>pretend like I didn't cum
>still rock hard
>shame her for not letting me cum
>talk her into ass to mouth blowjob
>let her suck it for 10 minutes
>stroke it and finish on her face
>she notices leaking from her ass later
>"must be precum"

okay
>be me
>staying one night in a friends house
>helping him with the house and pets since his momma is in hospital
>drinking and playing vidyagames
>he has a 7/10 sister
>he said that she thinks i look like a psycho
>kek
>late at night
>he has to go to to the hospital for whatever reason
>me and his sister alone in the house
>drunk as fuck
>see her trying to sleep in the couch
>don't know why, don't know how, the next thing i remember is me with my rock hard dick on her face
>shove on her mouth
>she wakes up and starts moaning
>tries to take it off
>shove it harder and facefuck her
>nut on her throat, she is almost crying
>say "if you tell anyone, your mother wont be the only vegetable in the hospital
>drunk me go out to the street and pass out on the sidewalk

>>688158017
so, why dyoudo it ? just cause you want to ? or is it some kind of deeper trauma

>>688156289
I took a shit on a girl while we were in a 69.
It wasn't on purpose, it was leaky and she freaked, bit my dick and my ass juice leaked in her eyes and up her nose.
After she pushed me off her, she started crying and I just kept blasting ass gas in rythm. Y'know, like barp.. barp.. barp... barp.. barp.

It wasn't my proudest moment, she was my crush when I was 17.
She never wanted to see me again and is probably sexually scarred. She was a virgin at the time.
I haven't seen her in about three years.

>>688158017
Show us the gf

>>688160142
this definitely happened

>>688160400
awesome. nice sex trauma

>>688160400
Mmmh, nothing gets girls going like liquid shit in their eyes.

>have gf
>stay at her place while i don't have home
>working.gif
>break up after...however many months
>wait a couple weeks
>move back in
>move houses
>she isn't doing shit
>leave for good
>ignore

>>688156289
Kicked out her car window, I paid for it two weeks after, well paid her 1/5th what the car was worth actually. Which bought the duct tape that went over that window and more I'm sure.

Other than that nothing more than calling a bitch awful things when we were in a fight/argument. Never hit or sexually assaulted a girl/women.

once convinced a gf of over a year that I had two middle names. Like Anon Jimmy John Rustles or something. acted totally pissed off she didn't know my second middle name, wtf you don't care about me at all type shit girls pull on us. she was fucking devastated. let the joke on for almost a week.
she was dumb as all hell anyway. whole family of dummies now that I think about it.

anonymously cyberbullied my girlfriend to make her lose some weight
>it worked

When I was like 9 this neighbor girl kept riding by me on her bike talking shit while I was waiting to go to the YMCA, so I chucked a rock at her and busted her in the head. About a half hour later I get a call at the Y and her dad was at my house going apeshit cuz I split her head open.

Watched a girl get beat up by my crush and mugged her cousin. Then fucked her on the low

Le bump fgts

>>688161270
5 posts in the last minute
bumps
is retarded
mfw no maymay arrows

put two fingers in a female friend's pussy when she was passed out drunk

>>688160400
top kek

>>688160251

I've had a priviledged and easy life. I did it because I could and it was fun, also for the sense of power over another. I'm a sadist, pure and simple. Anyway, the gf was a masochist so it all worked.

>>688160440

No.

>>688156289
fucked my gf in the ass while she was on the phone with her dad
>she hates anal

>>688161751
Sure thing friendo, whatever u say happened, happened.

>>688161885
HOT! Pic of gf plox

>>688161885
Geez she must really hate herself to be with a shit tier moron like you

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>>688158068
Kek

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>>688162112
here she is

>spend half an hour writhing my story
>about to finish
>finger brushes over escape key and whole greentext is lost forever
I'm so mad right now
>tdlr I caused a shy, dumb girl to repeat final year at high school and she dropped out on her second try and became neet

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>Be me
>BMX fag
>YeahIKnow.jpeg
>Meet this guy around the ramps with my group
>Shows us the longest wheelie we've ever seen
>Welcome to the crew
>Nickname wheelie
>Few summer's back tried a jump with my friends
>I went first
>Alpha BMX fag
>Realise the jumps impossible on first try going top speed and not even clearing 2/3 of the way
>Take new friend there
>Try jump it fag
>Wheelies trying his hardests to fit in
>Not as good as the rest of us
>Can do sick wheelie doe
>Tries jump
>Releases from bike halfway
>Is it a bird?
>Is it a plane?
>It's wheelie
>Startes plummeting
>About 8 foot drop
>Lands for a perfect 10
>JK
>Audiblecrack.mp3
>BlahBlahBlah
>Ambulance, Hospital, Recovery
>Broke his back
>New nickname wheeliechair

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>>688162761
Fucking Kek, how many lines was it?

>>688158068
Virgin faggot. Assuming while she blows you she wouldn't have notice remnants of cum.

Keep dreaming underaged nigger.

>>688156289
>>688162999
>to a girl
>girl
>tells story about a guy
Great job.

>>688163017
I don't even know man, I was greentexting straight from the heart, next thing I knew half an hour had passed

>>688160400
keknado

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>>688163214
Fucking lol

>>688162761
>rip.jpg

>>688163080
Was almost virginal at that point, as she was only my second girl. But yeah, it's really easy to wipe your dick with your hand. If you've ever fucked anyone (which I assume you haven't), you'll know that your dick be shiny with pussy juices when it's been in her pussy, and in this case frothy with lube. The girl didn't have supersensory powers to determine that my penis had been in contact with non-precum cum at that moment.

>>688162999
This is why I recommend an education beyond high school.

Your lack of creativity is quite literally a testament to your utter failure as a human being.

Go back to grazing.

>>688163166
Sorry bro didn't read that bit

>>688160400
>Barp barp
Topkek

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>>688162999
Those trips

>>688161212
Greentext?

>>688156289
When I was in the army I had a girlfriend who cheated on me when I was deployed and lied to me about it. I eventually found out and we broke up. Then she started calling me again after I got out, so I told her I missed her and wanted to get back together. We lived on opposite sides of the country, so she quit her job and moved here to get back together with me. 3 months later I kicked her skanky ass out and threw everything of hers in a dumpster. Fucking cunt deserved it, trust me.

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>>688163547

>>688163441
Your post is cancer.

Keep thinking that girls can't differentiate a guy's cum from their own pussy juice.

Such a fucking virgin thinking "lel I wipes da dick wit da hand, yack, yack, no mo cums come out, duhhhh"

Yeah you alpha you. Just like pulling out at the last minute is 100% effective in preventing pregnancy.

Stick to lurking. Newfaggot.

>>688156289
Anybody have the video this still is from? I wanna see that shit go down.

>>688161094
you sir are a genius

>>688164172
that video is called tub girl, google probaly has it as well

>>688164172
It's not very eventful, she just broke a foot.

>>688164130
>dick tastes of ass
>dick tastes of lube
>thinks you could tell the difference between pre-cum and regular cum
>thinks the dick gets instantly covered with cum as soon as you shoot in a girl
yup, virgin spotted

>>688156289
I used to assfuck my ex when she was passed out drunk. She hated anal and I love it, and she is damn near impossible to wake up when drunk. The one time she did wake up in the middle of it, she broke up with me once she realized what was going on.

I also pushed her head down on my dick when she was blowing me once, she ended up choking and puking and then choked on her own puke for a minute. She was fucking mad as hell after that.

And then there was the time we were at her friends house, watching tv on her bed. I was sitting between them and my ex passed out. Her friend gave me a hand job while I fingered her. Convinced her to blow me but my ex woke up right before unfortunately, her friend was hot as fuck

>>688164172
google dan bilzerian

>>688161094
holy kek

>>688164214
I appreciate that, anon.

Met a girl . Made her fall in love with me . Emotionally and financially abused her for 3 years . Got her pregnant deliberately and made her get an abortion. Dissapeared from her life . All while having a steady relationship with my girlfriend.

Inb4 no greentext

>>688162761
strg + z

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>>688161094
Nice

>>688164285
Fuck off, not falling for that, Autist.

>>688162086

:)

>>688161094
fucking awesome

With an ex gf I basically turned her into an alcoholic by insisting we get drunk several times/week. Plot twist: I was drinking non alcoholic beer and wine. I just wanted to fuck her when she was hammered.

>>688164172
iy's on you tube, dna throws janice offa roof
https://youtu.be/yk-PqUCuGN0

>>688160400
Copy-pasta

>>688156289
Break her heart.

>>688164526
Faggot thinks you can only taste what's outside the dick.

Faggot thinks pre-cum and cum taste the same.

Faggot thinks nothing comes out of cock after cummimg.

I rest my case. Kill yourself. lol

>>688165012
lol'ed

>>688165622
Did you at least break her hymen first?

>>688165683
why would a faggot not know what cum tastes like

my girl cheeted on me
i broke up with her
we came back together
i start putting H in her food and drinks
start to put some in her cigarettes
get her hooked
give her a baggie and dealers phonenumber
fuck of

>>688161136

Throwing rocks at the Y.M.C.A!

Splitting skulls at the Y. M. C. A. Eh!

>>688158017
My most recent ex had a rape fetish. It's not uncommon.

>>688156289
fucked a 14yo, me was 15, she was too fat to get her pants back on, anon goes panic and leave her while she was crying.... never forget... since then im always nice and handsome with girls. kek i lied. :^) still fuckin sluts and give 0 fucks.

>>688165683
I'm gonna assume you've never cum outside of a condom.

>>688165862
kek'd

>>688165012
>non alcoholic wine

so juice faggot?

>>688158017
sounds pretty gay.
Do you also suck cocks?

>>688166440
It's spelled "jews".

Don't know how bad this is

>with girlfriend in bed
>making out, fooling around
>phone rings. it's her favorite aunt
>starts talking to aunt while I'm laying there with my cock hard as diamonds (hardest metal know to man, but you guys already knew that, amirite?)
>conversation droning on
>go into the basement and get some rope
>tie her legs spread apart to the bed
>grab one arm and tie up to the headboard
>take the phone and nestle it against her ear
>take the other arm (she's resisting now) and tie it to the headboard
>now her legs are wide apart and arms ties over her head
>daggers coming from her eyes
>stand over her and start stroking my cock
>can tell she's interested (she always loved it when I stroked my cock)
>hard as diamonds once again
>get on top of her and slide it in
>fuck her for about 20 minutes while she's half talking on the phone, half grunting as I fuck her
>blow my load inside her
>just for good measure get up and wipe my cock on her lips. she's horny so doesn't resist
>leave her there and grab a beer and watch TV
>about 30 minutes later she starts calling my name
>come in. she asks why I did that
>tell her she shouldn't have answered the phone while we were getting ready for sex
>untie her. she asks if I'm going to take care of her now
>nope. not interested
>never answered the phone again while we're getting ready to do it

>>688156289
I've put a screwdriver in her vagina *pretending I was a doctor*.

>>688156289
I slapped a fat girl with a hand full of my own cum

>>688167146
hahahahahahahahahaha

I sucked on my step sisters toes in her sleep for a few years

i accidently spit on my girlfriends face in bus while joking, and i think she kinda liked it...

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>>688166781

> friends with three sisters
> youngest one has a crush on me
> oldest keeps sending me flirty messages
> the two don't get along that we'll
> thes family throws a big ass party for middle ones graduation
> I'm invited
> get shitfaced
> youngest one corners me and tells me that she wants it
> we sneak away
> I'm not her first but she's inexperienced
> still great time

Later that night...
>

Me and my wife have always been rough during sex. She likes getting play slapped (finger prints but no bruising kind of thing) and stuff like that.

I apparently got so drunk one night I pretty much kicked the shit out of her. 2 black eyes, broke her nose, 3 ribs and knocked one of her teeth out. At one point she was apparently crying so hard I shoved a sock so far down her throat she almost choked to death

No more alcohol for me after that

>>688156289

This isn't sexual but I think it'll make for a decently funny story. Never told it on 4chan before but it's pretty legendary among my friends from high school. Also before you accuse me of underageb&, I'm 25 now, and this happened like 7 years ago.

>be 18 year old me
>well known for being totally oblivious to girls'interest in me
>i'm not bragging, it was actually horrible. i missed out on so much free pussy in high school.
>there's this girl. we'll call her kate
>she's in campus ministry music with me
>basically a class at my (religious) high school for musicians to practice / perform at school masses other events
>i wasn't religious, but hey, who wouldn't take a class where you do jack shit but practice guitar and bass all day
>over the course of the class, she starts developing feelings for me
>i'm woefully retarded and think she's just a cool friendly chick
>i get suspended from school for unrelated shit for 30 days and will miss graduation
>don't give two fucks, free time off school
>all my friends think this is horrible and i must be miserable (kek)
>i end up inviting her to a concert while i'm suspended
>dumbass that i am, think i'm just being friendly
>poor girl obviously sees it as a date
>we go out, have a fun time
>i go to drop her off at her house

continued in the next post, /b/rethren

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I came on her inner thighs pyjamas without her noticing, her brother came in awkward look at her. I was laughing
>Pic unrelated

>>688167558
Why change a winning concept?
You should've killed the bitch.

>>688167635


>she fucking pulls out a portable dvd player
>it's 2009 phones didn't really have much in the way of video capability yet
>plays me a 20 minute video she recorded on campus with the multimedia department's camera equipment
>all my friends telling me how much they miss me and how awesome i am and to hang in there
>after i watch it i'm like damn kate, that's real cool of you
>she stands up on her tiptoes and closes her eyes
>at this moment i realize i dun goofed
>i do not have romantic feelings for her at all
>present me would have fucked her anyway, but past me was a romantic with a bleeding heart, felt awful, and panicked
>loudly say, "ALRIGHT, HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, CYA"
>the lights go on in her room as her friends all look out, expecting to see us making out
>mfw they were all in on planning this for her
>hop in my (piece of shit) 1982 diesel mercedes
>tires squeal as i peel out of there leaving her on the sidewalk with all her friends watching

she kept calling me that whole summer trying to get me to date her, culminating in her leaving a 40 minute voicemail for me the night before i left for college. she's apparently happily married right now. i was such a fucking useless cunt in high school

>>688157355
>too

>>688167888
good job going your own way... I think

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>>688167557 cont.

> really drunk now
> need to go lay down
> older sister offers her room
> pass out
> woken up a bit later by older sister
> already naked
> those tits!
> amazing fuck
> sucked my dick with her sisters pussy juice still on it
> fall asleep again

> wake up a few hours later
> 4 am
> get all my shit and sneak out of house
> never talked to any of them again

>>688162999
You understand that a girl doenst have a penis.

>>688165819
this

>>688164533
Holy shit are you me?

forced a doctor to cut a big hole in her belly with a scalpel

soz mum

>be me
>constantly look at girls in public places and think about it how I would rape them if I could not get into any trouble.

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>>688166974
>diamonds -> metal

>>688156289

I did some pretty horrible shit to some boys.

>cheat on bf with his friend
>cheat on friend with other friend
>sleeping with all 3 at once
>left one of their houses after fucking
>go straight to another's house
>eats me out for an hour
>eating his friend's jizz
>doesn't notice
>none of them ever found out

When I was 9, I was friends with a guy from the same street. He had a few sisters, and one of them was a little bitch.

She kicked me in the balls one day and it really fucking hurt, so I found her older sister and took it out on her. She was 16, and pregnant. I walked up to her with an iron bar and repeatedly whacked her in the belly. She lost the baby.

Funny thing is, I don't actually remember any of this and feel as though I didn't do it at all, but everyone else insists that I did.

>>688169214
Kek. You whore.

Had sex with a girl in the missionary position for the sole purpose of pro-creation.

She was scarred for life...

>>688169423
How are you not in prison?

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>>688167888
Similiar too my but I'd have sympathy kissed her, ended up saying I'd date a girl.
Mfw first thing i did was block her on myspace, msn and phone. Never spoke to her again, we were really close friends for years.

>>688170078
>9 years old
>prison
Yeah, I wonder.

>>688169214
>>eating his friend's jizz
ur a goddess

>>688169423
do you live in iraq or canada?

>>688158068
kek
you can tell when a dude cums in your ass anon

>>688167888
>40 minute voicemail
>Getting the fuck out of there with squealing tires

You dun good anon. You dun GOOD! You don't need that kind of crazy in your life the summer before you leave for college.

>>688156289
she is a porn pig
so not really a girl anymore
she is trash being thrown away

>>688170724
enlighten us, faggot

>>688156289
Raped my ex repeatedly before and after dating her. She never could tell it was me.
I only started doing this to her because she cheated on a buddy of mine.
I Think she's in a psych ward now.

>>688160712
>this
>apparently considered psychopathic

>>688164790
Are you black by any chance?

>be me
>be about 13
>catch little brother (9) and neighbour girl around same age as him playing in the shed
>his pants are down and her undies are down and he's rubbing against her imitating what we've seen in dads porn
>i stand outside and watch through the crack in the door for a few minutes then walk in and confront them
>tell him i'm going to tell dad and he's going to get belted
>tell her i'm going to tell her mother
>girl starts crying
>get my brother to leave and go to his room with threats of smacking him and telling dad
>alone with crying girl with underwear still down
>i was 13
>i was getting steady boners
>she had a couple of holes and needed me to not tell her mum
>you can guess the rest

best anal i ever had

>>688156289
I forced my ex to eat some of her shit after having anal sex (she wasn't completely clean and some of her shit was still on my dick). The bet was that she wasn't crazy enough to do such a crazy/disgusting thing, bet lost

I didn't ask for consent one time. I felt really bad afterwards.

>>688161058
summer already?

>>688166974
not bad, she seemed to like it

>an actually cute girl was into me
>despite being a dysfunctional retard most of the time, I managed to form a connection and we enjoyed each others company
>then I sperg out, end up hurting her feelings and we never spoke again

I had one chance and I blew it.

I know it's not that bad, but I lay awake at night thinking about it.

>>688169214
tits or gtfo

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>>688156289
shittiest thing: had relationships with a girl just to get her father to fix me a job at his company.
(this was about 7 years ago, stopped dating her when I found a better job)

Unrelated pic

>>688171200
If it's true you're one crazy sadist bastard!

>>688171090
Greentex how she reacted when you were f****** her

>>688170010
There is a special place in hell for animals like you!

>>688171090
no i cant what happened

my (now) ex and I moved to a different country. I had a job, she was filthy rich and didn't need to work. But also, she had no social contacts there except through me.

We went to a club, hopped up on molly or something, and she made out with another girl. I didn't mind, it was very hot. But I pretended to get very mad and stomped out.

She came running behind, crying, begging that she was sorry etc. etc. since she didn't want to be all alone in a new country. After that, I could do whatever I wanted with her. A few threesomes, but more importantly, rarely any vaginal sex. Only battering-ram style anal hatefucking, which, turns out, she enjoyed as well. Turns out she loved being humilated and just didn't know it.

No holds barred after that—i used to leave her locked up in a closet and open it only to fuck her, put her in a headlock when she gave blowjobs and asked her to wake me up with blowjobs all the time.

Good while it lasted, some 8-10 months. Her father caught wind of it and paid to have her return to home country.

I referred to a transgender pansensual heterochromocysbilateralist as she instead of xheing

I felt so bad afterwards xheing sent me xheingings tumblr link explaining what I did wrong

I can't get over how judgemental and kinsigynistic I was

>>688156289
Was dating a girl for a a couple of years starting in high school. I started college and she cheated on me with a former friend of my brother's. She ends up marrying this dude.

Fast forward years later. I live about 45 mins town I went to high school in. Married with a kid. Reconnect to ex on Facebook.

Innocent at first, blah blah ex thinks my kid is cute, loves the place we are living, etc. Some late night chats get dirty.

She mentions she and her husband have been trying to get preggers, but its not working. This was after some beers, so I mention I should try to knock her up since I have the same hair and eye color and a similar skin tone- lolololol. She says something like, that'd be perfect what could possibly go wrong.

With my job I get every other Friday off, so I had been going back to my hometown to help my mom with her house. I text the ex that we should get lunch. She mentions she was making something and I should come over. I head over. This happened in the southeast US and her home was out in the woods. Hubby is at work.. We talk, eat a bit, and have some wine. Before you know it, I'm fucking my ex on their bed. This lunch and fuck goes on 2-3 times a month for several months.

Sure enough, find out ex is knocked up. Stopped seeing her after that, and eventually stopped contact. To this day I'm not sure if the kid is actually mine.

>>688169214
That's just being the typical modern girl.

>>688171090
fake and gay

>>688171873

>I told her to pull her pants back up and gtfo
>when my dad was back from work I told him everything
>he got really angry and said I was telling tales
>that night he fucked me up the ass

>>688171090
Gonna need a greentxt of the full story... For, oh who the fuck am I kidding I just want to fap to it.

Married her.

>>688168296
>> never talked to any of them again

Too bad. A three-way with two sisters is something I've never managed to pull off.

>>688156289
>be me
>have qt gf of two years
>we go on a break, due to her taking a semester off
>she sleeps with another dude within a month
>several more after that
>decide I'm pissed, break up with her
>she wants to work it out
>proceed to string her along for the next six months, eventually convincing her to love me again
>start treating her like shit
>bdsm fetish, took her anal virginity, tied her up smacked her around
I later found out that triggered episodes for her once or twice from when she had been raped
>sleeping with a few other girls
>fucking leave her, tell her she's worthless, etc
>got her kicked out of her sorority, so no friends
>her family doesn't trust her anymore bc of me

Tl;dr - chick didn't even do anything unreasonable, and I decided to make her life hell. She still calls me sometimes crying

>>688170766
this. She's married because she fucking trapped the guy.

>>688170724

not shure if faggot
or tits or get the fuck out
or both?!

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>>688156289
Was trusted to go into my sergeant's (female) barracks room to grab a key. I locked myself in her room and frantically looked for any nudes or sex toys or anything. Ended up choking myself with her panties as I jerked off to a picture of her and her dead sister then came on her pillow. Grabbed key and gave it too her. Shit was cash.

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>>688169214
Standard practice for female, where is tge shocking part.
>be me
>go stay at drug dealers house for 2 weeks
>didn't tell gf
>calls my friends cause she knows I'll ignore her
>friends give me phone (WTF NIGGA!)
>Tell her i don't want to see her anymore
>2 hours later see her pull up the driveway
>got her mum too drive her
>asks me why
>I'm 420 blaze it outta this world high
>I said.... "cause I'm a bad ass motherfucker"
>whatthefuck.jpeg
>try close the door in her face
>slam door shut
>she was in doorway
Mfw high as fuck and broke her nose

>>688171727
Nah.

>>688172047
I know this is bait, but the fact that people actually use these words to "identify" themselves has me so pissed at the world right now, I want to beat a nun to death with a dead priest!

>>688169214

get aids you stinking slut.
piece of shit human.

>>688172748
Nugs over nudes bruh.

>>688172936
How does it feel to be outraged 24/7 over made up stories on the internet? Is it making you happy?

>>688163214
>greentexting straight from the heart
I kek'd with the strength of a thousand suns.

>>688156289
source?

Be me 21 into teen girls
Catfish chick is through dating site
Convince her to fuck my older friend who is me
Convince her catfish is real
She fucks me multiple times over the course of several months
Be me some with her boring emo shit
Stop seeing here
Have catfish break up with her

>>688169105
I feel you.

>>688171619
Mom's spaghetti.

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>>688160142
>she thinks i look like a psycho
geeeeee i wonder why, anon

>>688173128
I'm not mad at the story, I'm mad that there are people in the world making enough noise to validate WRITING a stupid little story like that, even if the story is mocking them. Their existence pisses me off.

>>688162086
> Needing to point out that 4chan is 98% fiction
Fucking newfag, leave

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>>688161094
awesome.

>>688173458
Citation needed.

>>688164884
>strg
kek

>>688172665
Kinda what I figured too anon.

>ugly girl invited me up to hang out
>she had a slutty ugly friend
>fucked slutty friend before she got home
>later fucked slut friend beside ugly friend on the couch while ugly was "sleeping"

>>688173048
Hey how is that fair? There's heaps worse shit written in this thread.

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>>688172516
Give us her number anon. I'm sure some of us would LOVE to "console" her.

>>688163214
>greentexting straight from the heart
I don't think I've ever read a more gay string of words in all my years of being on this site.

>>688169214
Angela?

>be me about 20
>with gf at cousins house
>late at night, watching movies, all of us messing around
>decide it would be cool to pick girlfriend up by waist and carry her up stairs
>cousins house is old victorian style; intricate molding, stair decor, useless gaudy shit
>ceiling above stairs has weird decorative woodwork thing jutting out
>reach final step
>gf's head makes contact with sharp wood
>keep walking, not knowing what happened
>gf head still behind wood
>pulls me backwards and we tumble down the stairs
>gf has huge gaudy victorian woodwork imprinted in her forehead
>blood oozing in the shape of the wood
>laugh it off

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>>688172516

I fucked up a grills relationship with her family too

calls me as well, crying, or drugged up.

like fuck

stop it

>>688173645
>Citation needed.

tumblr.

>>688160400
nice dubs thus she can only cum this way now, under scato traumatizing situation

Told her I loved her.

>>688170010
Weed, pills, dmt or acid.
18 or 19 at the time, drugs were way sweeter then watching faggot weaboo movies she liked, princess monowhatever n shit.
Bitch spoke japanese real well but she'd do this high pitched fuckin voice, my friends thought it was great. I fuckin hated it.

>>688174105
Nope, sorry. It's an A name though.

>>688172397

Don't think that never occurred to me. None of them ever tried to contact me so I assumed they talked and found out what I had did.

>>688161094
good one !

>>688174487
That's not how citations work.
Thanks for playing.

>>688174630
tits or gtfo

>>688162761
hate it when it happen (the greentext, the bitch can go die)

>>688174794
Nah fuck ya

>>688174580
Damn it wrong post

>>688174637
>I assumed they talked

Of course they did. But girls can be so competitive, even sisters.

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>>688174839
Fite me

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>>688174770

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>>688164884 this
>>688162761

inb4 ctrl faggot

>>688175049
Yeah alright come at me bro

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>>688175231
Y-you s-su-sure

>>688175151
Also not how citations work.
Thanks for playing.

>>688164533
good one, this is a special dubs good story :)

>>688164790
are you working at KFC by any chance?

>>688168276
God I'm glad I'm single again.... fuck that shit. Women are too much work.

>be me a few months ago
>tell girl not to work
>tell her i'll pay her $30 to be my sex slave for the day
>she agrees and we fuck all day
>she asks for the money the next day
>i give her $10
>she starts flipping out for the $20 i promised
>we yell over it for about a half hour
>i give her the $20 and tell her to get out of my house
>shes trys to fight her way to my room
>kicking me
>grab her foot with one hand and slap her like a pimp with the other
>she spins and hits my tile floor hard
>lite twitch, gets back up after a few seconds
>she leaves
>found the $20 on the floor

still fucks me regularly for months after

I sold some teenage bitches bad heroin with rat poison

>>688165227
the bitch actually busted her ankle because of this haha

>>688175621
kfc or wendys

>>688175426
You're kidding right? The anon handed you tumblr. That's pretty much ground zero for everything he's pissed off at. If you want more here, try this.

http://dailycaller.com/2016/05/24/new-york-city-lets-you-choose-from-31-different-gender-identities/

10 seconds on google.

>met girl on POF
>seemed pretty attractive
>enjoyed baking, cleaning, being a model woman
>basically a 50's housewife
>big fan, started chatting
>we talk for weeks before we ever met up
>even talked on the phone for hours
>she had a sexy ass voice too
>chick basically falls in love with me before we even met
>tbh, i really liked her too
>says shit like "you would never leave the house without me deepthroating you"
>"when you come home from work, i'll wait at the door on my knees with dinner on the table"
>thought i had found the one
>finally meet her for dinner irl
>nothing like her pictures
>gained at least 50lbs from the shit she was sending me
>went through with the date anyway bc im a gentleman
>even flirted with her, figured fuck it, why not?
>end of the date she gets in my car and we drive around
>end up fooling around with her anyway since i was horny as fuck
>she deepthroated me while driving
>eventually parked in an empty lot and banged
>afterwards, she starts telling me how much she likes me
>thinks im the one (etc)
>feel so fucking bad, but just lie and say i feel the same
>after that date, i never messaged her again
>it took over a month for her to stop sending me angry texts
>she told her whole family about me, that she was in love
>even told her work so she could request off for our date

fucking crazy woman, i narrowly dodged a bullet. fucking dating sites man...

Me being me I don't really try much when it comes to having relationships so when a girl shows any interest I just kinda shy away and ignore any advances; pretty much friend zone all chances of gf.

Nice girl, totally my type inboxed me on fb, I didn't even believe she was a real account at first. We got talking and it she ended up trying to flirt, and I just brushed it off and spoke normally to her.

After 2 weeks of talking to her decide I want to make something out of our friendship, so I start flirting back with her. Some 1/2 AM conversations happen, dirty stuff is said, we decide we'd be good for each other in a relationship.

Bumped into her in town without expecting to ever meet her, had an awkward hug thing before she went off with her mates and left me with mine (she looks loads better than I expected). Friends start joking around asking me who my girlfriend is and that stuff.

At this point neither of us has asked the other out, so we're still friends who just flirt a lot and talk like we should be together.

Start to rethink everything; go out, get drunk, do drugs etc etc as I did before when I wasn't at college or doing work

Only ever inbox her when I'm getting fucked, got in from somewhere and I'm still fucked or when I'm lonely at night and want someone to talk to.

Still continue to promise her we'll spend a day together, that I love her and I want to be in a relationship with her.

Planning on meeting another girl I'm friends with for a drink at some point and see what happens.

I feel bad about leading her on just to fix my problems and taking advantage of how she feels, but I don't want to be honest with her and once again become lonely at night

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>be me
>be 17
>met a crazy metal-girl online
>tell me she has a rape fetish
>grab her tits first time I saw her
>go out with her few time
>have my parent's house for me on the afternoon
>invite her
>thinking about fucking her all day until she come
>start fingering her
>girlDoesntReact.jpg
>tell me to stop
>remember rape fantasy of her
>manage to fuck her anyway while she kinda say she doesn't want to
>confused.gif
>still fuck her anyway
>after I cam she start crying
>don't say anything because dafuk is wrong
>moreConfused.gif
>she leave
>keep meeting her for few weeks and get handjobs and blowjobs few times
>she leave me
>never hear about her again
I learned later by a friend of her she had been raped few month before we met. Still confused to this day.

>>688156289
I made my qt3.14 asian girlfriend beg me to let her give me a rimjob, then held her head in as she did it.

Feels good man

>had a gf who was raped as a teen
>she told me about it, we got her help with a trauma therapist and got the guy arrested
>turned out I knew him too, he was a teacher at a school I attended
>he got 12 years or something because others came forward
>when gf got drunk she would pretty much believe anything
>as in she was super gullible
>she also has very little recollection whenever she gets drunk
>I decide we should stay in and drink one night
>nice summer day, I make milkshakes with dinner
>add lots of cream liqueur to hers
>she gets drunk pretty quickly
>top her up with wine
>she can barely stand
>I decide now is good a time as ever
>strip her, hog tie her, blindfold on
>I drag her by her hair to the toilet, flush her face
>tell her I'm teacher and want my revenge
>she whimpers
>"if I feel teeth I'll hurt you and then I'll hurt anon"
>she begs me not to do anything and that she is sorry
>tell her to prove it
>she sucks my dick and cries
>I fuck her throat
>I make her thank me when I cum down her throat
>I lay her down and leave the room
>she starts crying
>I come back and top her up with wine
>she is back to paralytic within a few minutes
>I untie her, remove the blindfold and get wet wipes
>clean up make up, towel her off and make her sick in the toilet
>carry her to bed
>next morning she tells me she had an awful nightmare
>I tell her she drank too much, I cleaned her up and got her to bed
>"you're the best guy I've ever met Anon, thanks for doing so much for me"
>thanks me with a blowjob (they were rare as she was forced to suck dick)
>get lots of blowjobs for the rest of the relationship
>none matched fucking her throat though

>>688160400
Wait, so you were 69ing and you were on top? Thats weird

>>688165683
Well clearly the faggot isnt now one but you since you are pretty damn sure what precum and cum tastes like

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>>688175804
Keep your Pimp Hand strong.

>>688176964
That's the best way to 69.

>>688175942
The story on that link can't be real right? I mean this is a prank right? How can they possibly enforce something that abstract?

got my wife pregnant 4 times, now we've got 3 kids

>>688176946
If this is real, you are the new king of /b/!

>Found out my now ex girlfriend kissed one of my friends while I was working two jobs and going to school to try and create a life for us
>inb4 they fucked and I'm denial, they didn't, I know for fact
>she claimed she was lonely and needed someone who she felt wanted to be around her or some needy wench bullshit
>drove to her house to pick her up
>told her to put her phone in the backseat
>she knew what was happening but cooperated
>put a razor to her throat
>"I know what you did, if you tell anyone what I'm about to do next, the I will carve a hole in your fucking wind pipe"
>gf is sobbing at this point
>smack her face up a little
>rib shots to avoid visible bruising
>choke her, lightly drag razor across her skin to leave only white scratches
>she just sits there and takes it

Somehow things calmed down and we ended up have some super angry sex later.

>whipped her back with my belt
>taped up her feet and hands
>shoved cock into ass with just enough spit for me to feel fucking great and her to start crying
>make her lay on her stomach with vibrator on clit and head hanging off bed while I throat fuck her and smack her
>force her to leave toy even after she came several times to the point where she began crying again
>came in/on just about every part of her body because I couldn't get enough revenge
>stayed together for another 6 months until I just got sick of being with a girl who cheated on me for trying to provide for her
This happened when I was 19 and I'm now 23. Wish I would have stayed with her considering how submissive she became for doing something not all that terrible. Coulda made a real good sub out of her.

>>688177651
Stairs weren't conveniently located anon?

>>688177832
and at the foot of the stairs was a box of coathangers and bleach

>>688174546
almost cut me with your edge there, anon

>>688177774
So much edge my eyes started bleeding just reading that.

>>688178091
Don't forget the douche bottle full of ammonia

>>688177651
Dad?

>>688178269
Yes Son?

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Didnt send her to the kitchen

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>>688178158
I was super edgy at the time. I thought I was being villainesque when I was really just being an over emotional edge lord.