ITT: people that are literally you
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ITT: people that are literally you
>>688153101
This kid is a cancerous faggot
>>688153101
>Clearly you weren't actually friends
>>688153101
Do you have a sandwich nose?
jew? sjw? what the fuck are you
>>688153101
is this a piece of satire?
>>688153101
>be me
>be 17
>jerking off to loli
>about to bust
>hear knock on bedroom door
>it's mother
>asks "what do you want to eat?"
>only have time to put away snake
>mom sees computer screen
>she does a 360 and walks out
>sitting there surprised and still hard
>try to finish
>roundtwofight.mp3
>mom walks back in
>well shitfar let me finish I think
>she's not alone
>neighbors daughter is with her
>daughter is a qt 3.14 loli
>blonde blue eyes
>shit forgot to cover up
>mom says "are you still horny?"
>slowly put snake back in bag and say yes
>mom quickly runs out the door giggling
>Lolita says "you're bigger than daddy and your daddy"
>nearly cum
>Lolita starts undressing
>harder than diamonds
>>688153101
what a faggot.
https://www.__facebook__.com/beliefsmoredangerousthanswords
literally me
>>688153101
notice how his DP poses that he is not a complete faggot like he is in that pic
>>688153101
this is going right into my cringe folder but I have to point out it is the most disgusting picture I have on my computer now, and that's considering pic related
>>688153306
damnedest thing I've ever seen- an actual Japanese person holding a katana I thought that was a white person thing
>>688153101
This guy could play a Gnome in any kind of fantasy movie with absolutely zero makeup or costuming.
>>688153101
>ITT: people that are literally you
If that's literally you, I literally wanna punch you in the mouth.
Also,
>literally
>>688153815
or a pedophile in every single episode of SVU someone should contact Dick Wolf
>>688153616
Wow this is horribly uncomfortable
>>688153483
If she did a 360 she would still be facing the same direction
>literally
>>688154283
Yeah and she walked out after
>>688153616
MOAR!!! i wanna see if he scores.
>>688154155
Really shoulda popped that shirt off
>>688153616
wow......................sad
>>688153702
Well, at least you can respect that statement.
>>688153616
I feel bad for the runt smh he's not that bad looking he's just trying to bust a nut in a ugly ass hood rat bitch
>>688153550
cringe
>>688153702
fuckin hell op is afag
>>688154564
kek
>People that are literally you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIV-WQarHZg
>>688153616
What the fuck. Of course hes not gonna score if he keeps touching her like that and not being attractive enough.
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>>688155188
Aw man, he's just drunk and trying to go for some low hanging fruit. He knows she ain't got no father.
>>688153702
what did he meme by this?
>>688153483
Saw that in another thread you lying cunt
>>688153101
OP are you actually Jack screenshotting for The Cells though?
>>688154283
Summertime
>>688154098
Fucking this
>>688153666
Trips of truth.
>>688156862
Why dose Bailey always look like she's in pain?
>>688157234
PAINAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBFK3TRPq6k
>>688153483
You just make whatever fantasies keep you happy. But there is absolutely no pressure to share them with the world. Please don't.
>>688153702
>I would be an escort
>not into prostitution
wut
>>688153306
he's beautiful though so it's allowed
>>688154283
Faggot
>>688153101
fucking jew.
But I am me.
>>688153101
so you found out that they discriminate you for being a huge faggot?
i am me i am you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdkyoxkWBMU
>>688159205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_ojbfSzGFA
>>688153666
>/b/
Lost it. 10/10
>>688153483
same thing happened to me its just a realistic scenario that happens like all the time
>>688153702
>I'd be covered in cash
Also covered in cum and diseases...
If OP is actually OP and isn't some fucking freak
Then
I know OP personally
And fwiw OP pulls mad hotties. No joke. Dude got game.
>>688154387
Of course he doesn't score you fucking retard.
>>688156862
I still want to fuck him so bad, holy fuck.
>>688160181
>him
thats a chick mr magoo lol
>>688159205
if i am i because you are you, then i am not i and you are not you
>>688160387
i am me i am you
you are you you are me
we are we
>>688156470
I guess summerfags and taking the bait are the same thing now
>>688154283
Summer is here b/ros
>>688153616
guys like this go home and write on internet ''omg all girls all whores no one wants to fuck me i hate them i hope all girls die!!!''
lol
>>688161251
this nigger girl was ugly and cringy, why she started doing this "dance" thing?
>>688155593
hi Mother
>>688161251
***and complain passive aggressively posting memes about being in the friend zone by girls
When in reality
The girls dont even wanna be friends with them
>>688153616
He's lucky she didn't slap him
>>688160745
For some reason I'm turned on now. Brb, looking up green witch trannys
>>688153101
is his name Jack Shit?
>>688153616
I hate this shit for several reasons: he's a faggot ass moron who doesn't see she doesn't want him.
He's a pathetic midget trying to get it on with:
A fucking disgusting old looking ugly shit nigger with fake eyelashes.
Bah.
>>688153483
Shut up
>>688156200
Twonk
>well I am on /b/ isnt I
>>688153101
center one
>>688153666
Satan is the one who actually took the picture.
>>688162924
Vagrant pretending to be a "business owner"?
>>688153101
That Fucking nose tho
literally me on the left
