>>688153101
This kid is a cancerous faggot

>>688153101
>Clearly you weren't actually friends

>>688153101
Do you have a sandwich nose?
jew? sjw? what the fuck are you

>>688153101
is this a piece of satire?

>>688153101

>be me
>be 17
>jerking off to loli
>about to bust
>hear knock on bedroom door
>it's mother
>asks "what do you want to eat?"
>only have time to put away snake
>mom sees computer screen
>she does a 360 and walks out
>sitting there surprised and still hard
>try to finish
>roundtwofight.mp3
>mom walks back in
>well shitfar let me finish I think
>she's not alone
>neighbors daughter is with her
>daughter is a qt 3.14 loli
>blonde blue eyes
>shit forgot to cover up
>mom says "are you still horny?"
>slowly put snake back in bag and say yes
>mom quickly runs out the door giggling
>Lolita says "you're bigger than daddy and your daddy"
>nearly cum
>Lolita starts undressing
>harder than diamonds

>>688153101

what a faggot.

https://www.__facebook__.com/beliefsmoredangerousthanswords

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literally me

>>688153101
notice how his DP poses that he is not a complete faggot like he is in that pic

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>>688153101
this is going right into my cringe folder but I have to point out it is the most disgusting picture I have on my computer now, and that's considering pic related

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>>688153306
damnedest thing I've ever seen- an actual Japanese person holding a katana I thought that was a white person thing

>>688153101

This guy could play a Gnome in any kind of fantasy movie with absolutely zero makeup or costuming.

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>>688153101
>ITT: people that are literally you
If that's literally you, I literally wanna punch you in the mouth.

Also,

>literally

>>688153815
or a pedophile in every single episode of SVU someone should contact Dick Wolf

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>>688153483
jesus

>>688153616
Wow this is horribly uncomfortable

>>688153483
If she did a 360 she would still be facing the same direction

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>literally

>>688154283
Yeah and she walked out after

>>688153616
MOAR!!! i wanna see if he scores.

>>688154155
Really shoulda popped that shirt off

>>688153616

wow......................sad

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>>688153702
Well, at least you can respect that statement.

>>688153616
I feel bad for the runt smh he's not that bad looking he's just trying to bust a nut in a ugly ass hood rat bitch

>>688153550
cringe

>>688153702
fuckin hell op is afag

>>688154564
kek

>People that are literally you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIV-WQarHZg

>>688153616
What the fuck. Of course hes not gonna score if he keeps touching her like that and not being attractive enough.

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>>688155188
Aw man, he's just drunk and trying to go for some low hanging fruit. He knows she ain't got no father.

>>688153702
what did he meme by this?

>>688153483
Saw that in another thread you lying cunt

>>688153101
OP are you actually Jack screenshotting for The Cells though?

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>>688154283
Summertime

>>688154098
Fucking this

>>688153666
Trips of truth.

>>688156862
Why dose Bailey always look like she's in pain?

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>>688157234
PAINAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBFK3TRPq6k

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>>688153483
You just make whatever fantasies keep you happy. But there is absolutely no pressure to share them with the world. Please don't.

>>688153702

>I would be an escort
>not into prostitution

wut

>>688153306
he's beautiful though so it's allowed

>>688154283
Faggot

>>688153101
fucking jew.

But I am me.

>>688153101
so you found out that they discriminate you for being a huge faggot?

i am me i am you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdkyoxkWBMU

>>688159205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_ojbfSzGFA

>>688153666
>/b/
Lost it. 10/10

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>>688153483
HNGH

>>688153483
same thing happened to me its just a realistic scenario that happens like all the time

>>688153702
>I'd be covered in cash
Also covered in cum and diseases...

If OP is actually OP and isn't some fucking freak

Then

I know OP personally

And fwiw OP pulls mad hotties. No joke. Dude got game.

>>688154387
Of course he doesn't score you fucking retard.

>>688156862
I still want to fuck him so bad, holy fuck.

>>688160181
>him
thats a chick mr magoo lol

>>688159205
if i am i because you are you, then i am not i and you are not you

>>688160387
i am me i am you

you are you you are me

we are we

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>>688156862

fixd

>>688156470
I guess summerfags and taking the bait are the same thing now

>>688154283
Summer is here b/ros

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>>688153616
guys like this go home and write on internet ''omg all girls all whores no one wants to fuck me i hate them i hope all girls die!!!''
lol

>>688161251
this nigger girl was ugly and cringy, why she started doing this "dance" thing?

>>688155593
hi Mother

>>688161251
***and complain passive aggressively posting memes about being in the friend zone by girls

When in reality

The girls dont even wanna be friends with them

>>688153616
He's lucky she didn't slap him

>>688160745
For some reason I'm turned on now. Brb, looking up green witch trannys

>>688153101
is his name Jack Shit?

>>688153616
I hate this shit for several reasons: he's a faggot ass moron who doesn't see she doesn't want him.

He's a pathetic midget trying to get it on with:

A fucking disgusting old looking ugly shit nigger with fake eyelashes.

Bah.

>>688153483
Shut up

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>>688156200
Twonk

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>well I am on /b/ isnt I

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>>688153101

center one

>>688153666
Satan is the one who actually took the picture.

>>688162924
Vagrant pretending to be a "business owner"?

>>688153101
That Fucking nose tho

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literally me on the left

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>>688160745