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>I could probably kill 99% of you with my own hands

You and what nanomachines, son?

If only you didn't have those fag glasses and NSA agent haircut

how much does your forehead bench press?

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>>688152774
ok skinner

Lol that ugly head cancels out your body

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>>688152774
holy shit it's really you

>>688152774
Whatever you say Frankenstein

Please kill me :'(
I don't have the courage to do it myself.

I cut myself and punch walls, try to cry and can't...
I hate myself, I can't do anything right.
I don't want to live anymore.

but can you beat up my algebra homework?

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>>688152774

Your four head longer than your fucking face, and I can see you sucking in your stomach

lol Jim Cornette

>>688153805
>>688152774
2nd b8se

how many teachers did you have to fight to become a 6th degree Principal

Is someone gonna post the banana i thought this was a ylyl thread

>>688153805
Lol u suk dik :::::D

>>688152774
Isn't that GH15?

>>688154142
Beat me to it

ITT: people arguing with a picture.

>>688154136
forehead not four head you fucking retard

Fuck off

>>688154250
..too bad I'm being serious..

Can see how you could think it to be bait though

>>688152774
Who did your dad fuck, android 18?!?

>>688154303
nono, that's a five head. jfc!

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>>688152774
be honest dude.. this is you

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>>688153913
Fucking gold

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>>688152774
>image.jpg
>34kb

>>688152774
Nice glasses. My grandma had a pair like that.

>>688152774
>kill 99% of you with my own hands
I'd be more afraid of you headbutting me with your monstrous 5 Head

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Fuck off

>>688152774
bro your hairline looks like a lowercase n. are you to coolest in your cubicle square?

>>688152774
best shut your fucking mouth Bert! otherwise me and a few of my buddys gonna come down to sesame street and pay you bunch of sorry muppets a slappin

get it m8

>>688152774
O-okay sir.

Jesus fucking Christ. Hows summer break everybody?

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boi if you dont get yo revenge of the nerd looking ass out of here fack you mean i could land plane on the forehead fuck i don't what is receding quicker your dignity or your hair line boy bet you got chicken legs who you married rosie o donald looking ass your shoulders said it already its a trap posting this pencil dick maggot

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>>688152774

>>688152774
How about I just shoot you with some .22 to mess with you while you try to kill me. You'll have an ever increasing amount of small holes in you body until eventually you've lost so much blood that you can't even keep your eyes open.

Then I'll spit on your corpse.

>>688152774
I'd fuck you up and rape your tight asshole faggot

>>688155622
Whoa, don't cut yourself on the edge son

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>>688155622
checked but you're still a faggot anon and a edgelord kill yourself

>>688155726
Scared nao

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Nice bait opie

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>>688153036
DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR

>>688155622
.22 can kill someone. The velocity of the round is much higher than other rounds. Therefore a higher penetration rating than your mother, which is almost impossible to beat. Trust me I was surprised myself when I compared the stats.

if you could kill us with your hands,
you should wash them throughly with
antibacterial soap

>>688156029
>higher penetration rating than your mother
Kek'd

>>688152774
Are you standing in a bathtub while someone takes a picture of you? Who does that

>>688156130
kek

Did you play college ball?

>>688152774
c-can you fuck my girfriend in front of me? she wants your dick so much.

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>>688152774
Merk u with quicksilver bitch

>>688154582
Gtfo newfag

>>688152774
And thats why you should not use spoiled food when cooking. Back to the kitchen.

>>688152774
Show dik nao

>>688156029
Well, in my scenario, I wouldn't be shooting to kill, just cause maximum blood loss. Shots to the legs and arms. I know 22 can kill but it definitely isn't the best round against humans

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lol this nigga

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>>688153913
ROFLLMFAO

>>688158009
HAHAHAHH

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>>688152774
What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.

>>688156501
He probably did. OP isn't one of those beltway pansies.

>>688152774
Least ma head aint square

Your just another meat head fag who thinks just cause you can bench you can dominate. Got news for you all it takes is a little knock to your jaw and you wake up my bitch. Technique wins every time

>>688157314
>>688155622

I've had a dick in my ass before, but you're gay

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>>688157314

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>This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

>>688154223
Best comment here

>>688156029
most .22s go at a fairly slow muzzle velocity, not much more than common pistol rounds.

>>688154094

Flawless shoop.

YOU ARE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETES HERE JACK
CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG.

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>>688152774
>I could easily fuck anyone of you
no, you´re a poser and a coward