Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>claiming yume
Claimed, hey all
>>688146175
You're dead kiddo
Waifu claim thread.
Rules, yo:
>Claim your waifu
>No claiming waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing waifus (unless trips or more)
>Post related content
>Discuss stuff
>No ERP, minimal RP
>Insult others with vigor
these rules are better
one versus one me on overwatch, faggots.
Sanae claimed.
No pic edition.
>>688146504
>>688146484 (Sanae)
Seasonal waifu bait, both her claimers replaced her for Kancolle waifu bait.
Guess who~?
>>688146706
why does op spend time guzzling dog cocks manga instead of talking to a real 5/10 woman down the street in a coffee shop right now.
real talk
>>688146647
still appreciated desu
I'm sure everyone else would like to meet you too. Morning threads aren't the same.
Also Koko hasn't been posting as often. Neither has Hatsuzuki. There's also a new Hatsu and today there was a Rin Tohsaka
>>688146779
Santa?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWkJghqMSpo
best type moon claimed
>>688146851
Nope
>>688146894
Not really, but I do come in the night.
>Luna claimed!
>>688145750
Nah, I'm good
>>688145829
Sleep tight
>>688146206
Rest easy
>>688146322
Believe in yourself that leave bees on yourself with a shelf.
>Purple koala claim
>>688146894
>There's also a new Hatsu
I'm yet to see this, when did this Hatsu post?
>>688146888
Nice trips
But why would I bother spinning head over heels for a woman way below my level that I'm not even interested in?
Just for pussy? No thanks.
>>688147050
Yesterday.
Claimed
>Almost time to go home
>>688147069
the feels of a homely woman in your arms telling you she loves you hits the spot 10/10 even if she's a brown bag special
>>688146735
This pains me. Even replaced by the endless amount of boats from that show... 2x pain.
>>688146894
I hope they're doing great.
Another Hatsuzuki? Cool I guess.
What changed about the mornings?
>Sanae
Akiko claimed
>>688146606
Is it a roach?
Is it a hamster?
No it's just a shit tier waifu
>>688146613
fite me underage fag
>>688147171
Is it bullying if I find this hard to believe? Like how many hours ago more or less? I'm gonna lurk the archives just to witness this.
>>688147414
>>688145681
That's just the kind of thing mean. And oh lord, be my guest.
Claimed, at work edition
What have I missed in the thread lately?
>>688147050
A few days ago, not very talkative. Just claims and says a few things.
>>688147242
And to get to this stage, how much effort do you have to put in, anon?
Just to be clear, I don't think Karen is real and I'm not fucking my pillow. But I'd rather sit here and play videogames all day than get a high paying job and fake interests just to get the attention of a girl that's not worth my time and will end up leeching off me for the rest of my life.
>>688147304
Mornings don't have you in them, that's what changed desu.
Threads are a bit slower I think overall but the morning are faster now. Stocking got a girlfriend too. Galko might have narcolepsy.
>>688147016
>>688147660
Sorry friend, I've never seen you before. Hello.
>>688147631
Hehe, I'll be sure to get right on that. Come on over here~
I really wish it was possible to "sell" stuff in overwatch without it being a duplicate
>>688147568
Dude literally what the fuck is Umaru even this is taking it beyond the realms of chibi.
I googled her and I found pictures of her actual form, never see her like that.
Shiro claimed.
>>688146599
>>688146322
Wenn du heute um 10 bei 0 warst, und nun 6 stunden später bei 20 bist, 8 Stunden täglich schläft, 2 hier bist und 2 weitere für Hygiene, Nahrungsaufnahme, etc. aufwendest, wirst du bis morgen abend bei 80/100 sein, und je nachdem wie früh du am Mittwoch dran bist, kannst du das noch auf 85 bis 90 ausbauen.
#easy
Hier hast du ein schönes Bild.
>>688147783
I pop my head in every once in awhile. Got b& a few days ago tho... Is good to be back (especially if I piss the mods off again)
Where these overwatch plays at? Solo queuing isn't that much fun
>>688147972
My fucking god fuck yes this so much this.
Like I really don't need four legendary skins for the same hero.
What do you want to sell?
>>688147924
That's a 30 hour drive or a 4 hour flight and either way I'm already clocked in, so that's gonna be a bit difficult.
C-C-C-Claimed
>>688147972
Took a bit longer than I expected
I hope this is good enough
>>688148022
>2016
>not watching the best anime
holy shit anon
>>688147553
You're a bully.
Ask karen tho, he came in and I said
"Fake HATS." or something like that.
I think like this time yesterday?
Search for my first post yesterday, it should be on that thread, or the one before we shared music along with Tats.
>>688148144
A bunch of epic HIghlight intos, not often going to get POTG as a Symmetra and I never play Widowmaker.
>>688148252
That's actually really good, I'll make sure to send it if he isn't here.
>>688148252
>even got r63
damn my dude
>>688147783
Wow karen, thank you. After putting up with B.S. these past weeks, that brightin' my mood a bit. Stocking, good for him.
Galko, that sucks. Did he get anything to help?
>>688148371
Fuck
>>688148421
>Sanae
>>688148223
This is true love /waifu/. Would you love your waifuif she were disfigured/disabled?
>Always
>all this shitty waifus
best is here
Claimed
>>688148544
But no Ayy Lmao?
What's wrong with you?
>>688148544
>DBZ
>Any of the females on that show count as 'good' waifu material.
>implying.
Alright, that got a chuckle, who are you really?
>>688148530
How is that even a question, off course.
>>688148371
>That's actually really good
Thank you. Be sure to give her my regards just in case I'm not here
>>688148397
Yea, most of Reaper was just him doing his shitty pose. Stumbled across that gem and I knew it was gonna be better than whatever screenshot I could find
can i claim this? yes?
>>688148252
Oh, that is great! Thanks a lot Akiko. It's appreciated.
>>688148128
Vigil is a dude though... really good shop though but...
>>688148133
Sorry nigga, people using phones.
I'll bully you later.
>>688148128
Welcome back then, why'd you get banned last time?
>>688148329
Yes yes, can confirm.
A few days ago when you weren't here tho, chen. She started posting then.
I got happy too, thought she was feets.
>>688148421
Look man, I don't know what's going on with you and you definitely have your reasons not to tell us, but you will get through whatever is happening. Don't falter desu. Thread becomes a little less like the one I joined every day. Many people gone. Don't be one of them.
Galko is getting pills for now because it was apparently chronic insomnia, but he has to go to a doctor to check he doesn't have Narcolepsy too. I'm trying to tell you everything my shit memory can remember lol.
>>688148371
>not often going to get POTG as a Symmetra
nigga what
Literally hold down left click. the damage increase melts tanks in seconds, jump left and right during a fight and that's an easy triple kill minimum as you almost instakill squishies.
>>688148820
>Enchantress
I know you're a shitposter, but holy fuck that is some superb taste. One of the best.
>>688148914
>>688148788
First post was for you nigger
>>688148787
Literally cancer
>>688148733
>Tenchi
>DBZ
Really?
>>688148914
Yeah no, yes she can kill tanks but the team has to be retarded to let her get a triple kill, also got a highlight intro for WM who I never play.
>>688148914
Cause I'm posting ponies (specifically best pony) on /b/ and asshurt fags see me and tell the asshurt mods.
>>688149145
Why is this cancer?
>>688148820
Sproink
You know what I love? Pure damage that's undisjointable and pierces spell immunity
>>688148902
You're very welcome Vigil
I'm glad you like it
You gotta give Shiki some credit too, he requested it
>>688148914
No he's not
If he is then I call r63 and get out of jail free
>>688149233
>You gotta give Shiki some credit too, he requested it
Wait what?
>>688148914
I'll be waiting for it
>>688148329
You were not lying, can't believe I missed this.
>>688148914
>A few days ago when you weren't here tho, chen. She started posting then.
Now this will be harder to find.
>>688149233
>>688148914
have no more encha but found some suave drider singles. just imagine its encha
>>688148914
If you see me this Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. I'm back. If not, I really can't tell how much I can handle this situation any longer. I really want to stay on /waifu/.
Update me about Galko, too.
Kyouko claimed.
>>688146607
>these rules are better
Funny guy.
>>688149327
Wasn't that you? I coul've sworn it was you
That was last thread though and I wasn't paying much attention so maybe it wasn't you
>>688149650
close enough I suppose
You should be able to find more enchantress with ease
>>688149708
>Sanae
>>688149154
>the team has to be retarded
you overestimate the average IQ of an overwatch player, it seems.
>>688149233
I'm not going to link his actual character because it's spoilers for danganronpa 2 but vigil is DEFINITELY a guy.
>You know what I love? Pure damage that's undisjointable and pierces spell immunity
someone sounds butthurt that the best waifu in dota is also the best carry
>>688149222
nice trips, but look closer and you'll find out why lol.
Also glad you're back from the realm of the dead, have you been posting here long? I don't think I've seen you before. I've only been posting for 3 months on this thread though.
>>688149563
lol it's going to be especially hard because usually nobody talks to her if I don't.
Luck to you, homo
>>688149708
I'm waiting for it man, Good luck.
>>688149650
Not close enough desu. Sproink or nothing.
>>688149711
Welcome back kyouko
>>688149711
Howdy Kyouko. And these are perfected to have minimalism and still be informative.
Waifu claiming bread
>one claim per anon
>refrain from rp or sexual content
>insult and discuss
>>688149826
Do you remember anything you talked about?
>>688148190
Maybe I'll just have to go to you then~
>Back at home
can cats be waifus?
>>688149826
Hello Karen, desu.
How are you?
>>688149960
Hi Homu.
I don't like minimalism unless it's pics, kek.
How are you?
>being lumbercuckt
>all
>the
>time
life is good sometimes
>>688150060
It would be more than welcome. And welcome home. Gonna be up for a bit?
>>688150206
Yes
>>688149826
>vigil is DEFINITELY a guy.
I invoke rule 63
I can still do a normal reaper pic for vigil if he wants to
>butthurt
Deaf cunt, I said I loved it
I have no fucking problem killing her either
Pugna is best anticarry in the game
Pugna also has best voice lines in game
Pugna is biggest twat in game
I love playing Pugna
>>688150206
They're furries
Completely randomly found this picture though you might have it already-
-Shiki
Alright fellow waifu for laifus, I'm going to be off this. Y'all have been a blast.
>>688150304
Of course, might go down to Jack in the Crack and grab some food first, though.
>>688150327
>>688150352
...but she meowd at me
>>688150352
this ones for you kid
>>688150404
Bye yordlefag
>Akiko
>>688149826
I'm on and off. I've posted in here several times in the past but only have been coming back habitually the last couple weeks.
>>688150404
Are you coming back?
>>688150236
Pissed off over something stupid, so I guess in my regular state. Minimalism is great in design, I really don't see why something has to be complicated and long when it can be simple and clean. How did you sleep and how are you?
>>688149960
>calling on Karen's memory
I shiggy diggy
If I didn't ask her about the usual stuff (where are you from, what do you do, games you play) then probably just hi or whatever the topic was.
For certain though, I thought she was the real hatsu also. Yelled out feets I think and I THINK she said something about not liking feet.
Her filenames are source named, no pattern.
>>688150206
Depends on the cat
>>688150236
Doing BAD
Ramadan started
Meaning I have to fast all day until the afternoon prayer. Ramadan's dates and the prayer times themselves change every year. And this year there's no eating/drinking till 8 fucking PM
It's 5:30 right now and the feast is almost done. All the smells and shit wafting throughout the house make me wonder how I'm going to survive the next two hours.
And you?
>>688150352
>I have no fucking problem killing her either
Haven't seen the new items, have you?
>>688149826
I got to go now, going to drink an energy drink and head off. It was great to be back for a bit and speaking with ya. Bye comrade and take great care.
>Sanae
>>688150651
Goodbye dude
>Karen
You fucking plebs.
>>688150534
I'll see you soon
>>688150544
In fourteen hours, ya need something?
>>688150730
not this again for fuck's sake
>>688150451
Never heard of that but sounds breddy gud. I'm just going to do this work and try not to hang myself for the next 8 hours.
>>688150397
I do have it already, kek.
Thanks anyways though.
>>688150601
>I really don't see why something has to be complicated and long when it can be simple and clean
I prefer it to be complicated and long if it looks better.
>How did you sleep and how are you?
Slept well and I'm doing pretty good, I just woke up so I didn't accomplish much yet.
>>688150615
>Ramadan
Oh you poor thing.
Good luck with that.
And see above.
>>688150530
what's your mmr in dota?
>>688149563
I'm a honest human.
No way I would ever lie.
>>688150451
Nvm, just read that 100% wrong, looks like I'm still half asleep
>renge
>>688150530
I should have seen this coming. I really should have seen this coming. How did I not fucking see this coming
>>688150615
Oh yea that new force staff?
Good thing you can decrep even during the push her and walk up to her again
Crazy broken like most of the stuff they changed and added
then q-dagon-r until it sproinks no more
>dat skywrath ult
>earthshaker now literally dunking niggas
I like the way the game is going even though I don't play it nearly as much anymore
>>688150780
Just reassurance~
>Luna
>>688150530
Funny guy
>>688150904
>I didn't accomplish much yet.
Story of our lives, yes?
Got some stories on Ramadan, lol?
>>688151103
Yup. The Skywrath ult is fucking bonkers though, twelve fucking seconds what the fuck.
Earthshaker shit is pretty fun.
>q-dagon-r
>implying no bkb
>implying no bloodthorn
O K K I D
But yeah it seems pretty fun, if only I could spare an hour to play it again.
>still no pit lord
You think icefrog will add new heroes once he's out?
>>688150828
You've never been here before?
>>688150904
I should have guessed nothing old/from the normal sites could surprise you.
>>688150615
I found some of his posts, apparently he is doing a daily claim thing.
>>688150904
>I prefer it to be complicated and long if it looks better.
But simple looks great. I do prefer functionality to aesthetics tough.
>Slept well and I'm doing pretty good
I see, I don't think I'm going to bed that late again, I don't know how you can do it when it's already a bit dim and there's birds chirping outside.
>I didn't accomplish much yet.
Oh well, I woke up some hours ago and didn't accomplish much either so no worries.
>>688150945
That's why you love Chara and think he is a cute German boy.
>>688151426
Love you too, Luna. K off for now, poka
>>688151621
When I was in america I got some meals at this place, the burgers are really good!
But what the fuck, they sell that triple bacon whatever thing, right? I always thought it was a meme
>>688151715
I think that was all he was doing.
>>688151621
You did say 'crack in the jack'. Also, where he lives there's only three in the entire state to my knowledge.
>>688152092
jack in the crack*
>>688151715
He is the cutest boi I will ever meet.
Too bad he doesn't love me back.
Seeing him so confused and asking for advice here was so funny.
Had a good time.
>>688151590
>Got some stories on Ramadan, lol?
Nah, but I know what it is about, kek.
>>688151649
Oh the opposite probably, I'm missing some of the older pics since they went lost when my previous PC died.
Still, I think I have most of the nice stuff.
>>688151715
> I don't think I'm going to bed that late again
The last famous words.
>Oh well, I woke up some hours ago and didn't accomplish much either so no worries.
Nice, I'm not alone then, kek.
>>688151590
It's all just going to boil down into one item in the end
One active that stuns, silences, amplifies damage, does max %hp damage, crits, lifesteals, slows and automatically spams the chat with russian
>>688146851
Here qt.
>implying I'd browse /aco/ or MLP shit.
How's everyone doing?
>>688151813
Lol, not a meme. A lot of places sell that kinda stuff.
>>688152092
It's a common name for it around here at least.
>>688152033
RIP Renge.
>Got me some bomb ass chicken tendies
>They also gave me a large drink by accident
Would you sell your soul for your a few minutes with your waifu? (Before you were drug to hell)
If not, how far would you go for a few minutes?
Hardmode, what about if she had no idea you existed before this encounter?
>Yes
>It doesn't matter if she knows who I am or not, my feelings for her won't change.
>>688152590
Hey Yui. I'm good, you?
>>688152677
I am still waiting for a pic for your request
>>688152549
>automatically spams the chat with russian
Oh MAN that gave me a laff
Best part about Dota? Everyone has an ohayo!
>I see you!
>>688152666
Trips confirm, it's still scary. I've never seen that kind of stuff in my life. Most places around the middle east couldn't get past the health checks here if they were to make it. Plus nobody would buy it.
>>688152590
only for yui
sup nigga
>>688152677
Still haven't slept since last thread, been up for 22 hours now.
>>688152667
Pretty fair trade if you ask me.
>>688152841
Sorry, I haven't been able to find one that I think you would be able to use. I should had said sooner
>>688152590
Hi Yui, doing alright, what about you?
>>688152666
Nice tendies there satan, got any GBP left after that?
>>688152667
No to all.
Her ideals and spirit are what I need.
Claiming!
Get ready......
>>688152845
Oh, I agree it's unhealthy as fuck. But I'm hungry, I'm too tired to cook, and it's cheap. I'll be cooking my own food for the next two days so I think I'm safe this once.
>>688152982
GBP...?
>>688153199
O SHIT TOO MUCH!
>>688153255
Good boy points
>>688153199
>>688153291
who what?
>>688153199
>>688153291
ARE YOU OKAY?
>>688152873
Why have you been up so long?
>>688153199
>>688153291
Some one call an ambulance quick
>>688152982
Tired.
>and it's too fucking hot.
>>688153199
>>688153291
What the actual fuck.
Gotta be fake.
>>688153199
>>688153291
Nigga, outta here with that black magic shit!
>>688153310
Nope. Maybe I'll have enough to get some more next month!
>2 hours left
I'm really fucking hungry right now. There's diced tomatoes and meatballs and six platters of vegetables FUCK
>>688153255
It means good boy points. It's what you give your mother to make you chicken tenders if you're a neet manchild
joke desu
I just realised that I have 2 fucking legendary skins for D.VA, buffs when?
>>688152845
>Best part about Dota? Everyone has an ohayo!
l noticed when I was looking for an Akiko ohayo
>tfw no Akiko ohayo
I'm the only one that loves Akiko
>>688152873
Oh shit you too? I haven't slept since yesterday morning either
>>688152937
I am patient
>>688153199
>>688153291
WOAH MAN
>>688153562
Nice pic Karen.
Are you baking next thread?
>>688153562
ayy lmao >>688153563
People are literally faggots. I didn't know I could find so much cringe in one thread. Wow.
>>688153562
I'm praying that this is a wonderful image swap
>>688153531
Gotta save em up, if you splurge you'll never been able to get those tendies
>>688153413
In a attempt to fix my sleeping pattern.
It's just going to revery back, not exactly sure why I'm even bothering.
>>688153709
Sleep for the weak.
>>688153822