Yo. I have a date tonight. She's making dinner, I have to bring wine and a scary
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Yo. I have a date tonight. She's making dinner, I have to bring wine and a scary movie.
What movie should I get?
>inb4 Salo or Serbian Film
Tits for your suggestions
Somebody stole my nipples
The Shining
>>688147698
That's so old though, and not all that scary.
>>688147798
But it is a classic
>>688147798
>not all that scary
It's cerebral. I guess these days if someone's limbs aren't being sawn off in gory detail then it's not scary. Completely desensitized.
>>688147833
I want a scary, not a classic.
>>688146359
Hardcore henry
>Pic related
>>688148060
Yeah that is shit, but I need it to at least appeal to her. She's into ghosty woodsy shit (she's 27). How is Babadook?
>>688148157
Not scary but over the top violent.
>>688148253
If you're not the elephant man then not much of the movie is gonna be watched. Just get whatever the first horror movie in Redbox is and don't forget condoms.
woman in black was aiite, and it starred Daniel Radcliffe so if shes into harry potter youre gold
>>688148771
kek. Shouldn't be a problem. But no, it's 2016, who uses condoms.
How is The Witch?
>>688148253
The new Evil Dead with a female lead was very, very good from my opinion, and it sounds right up her alley.
>>688149071
People who dont want AIDS
>>688149071
People who don't wish to pay child support.
Children, the worst std
>>688146359
Does someone have the unshopped
>>688149177
Probability of pregnancy is multitudes higher and just as expensive.
>>688146359
the conjuring and what is she cooking? it determines the color of wine you need.
>>688149071
where's their nips?
ringu
Saw
>>688149560
No?
>>688149515
Just had the same question asked, she's making pasta, probably chicken, but she really dislikes white wine.
>>688149963
It's an old meme. I'll show you later.
Get the movie the conjuring
>>688149560
Hahahahaha aaah
Silent Hill
The Hills have eyes
Saw
Hostel
Last House on the Left
>>688150220
That doesn't mean there isn't an original out there
>>688146359
The Human Centipede
The Departed
"A Tale of two sisters", god-tier horror movie, one of the best I've seen.
>>688150220
>ill show you later
that really brings me back
>>688149071
I can kinda see some of their nips. What a fail, cuz I can fall to this.
>>688146359
Sleepaway Camp or
Suspiria
>>688146359
The Grifter
Hands down THE MOST scary film I've ever seen, tbh fam.
pic related
>>688150822
If it's any consolation, i did the shop in a rush.
>>688150960
Never heard of it. What's it about?
she into classics?
Hitchcock's Psycho is one of those movies everyone should see at least once
>>688150960
seen it, was meh
>>688151019
That's even worse nigger, cuz it's the thought that counts.
Fight club movie....scarface......yeah!
>>688146359
No nips
Legend of hell house
Someone post the actual pic
Eragon
>>688146359
>2016
>having a date tonight
faggot
>>688151073
Think of A Serbian Film had sex with Daisy's Destruction then raped the child to death. That's what The Grifter is about.
Daisy's Destruction
Somebody post the real pic of the girl that OP posted
>>688146359
Bring a romantic comedy and scream every time something meaningful happens between the protagonist and love interest. Remain perfectly silent throughout the rest of the film.
>>688151101
Watch Daisy's Destruction then..
Insidious is pretty scary
>The Grifter
>still using this tired old meme from 10 years ago
>>688151284
Just do an image search it pops right up
>>688146359
The conjuring. That shit had me paranoid for2 days
>>688149896
>wanting a girl confused rather than horny
Babadook. Good flick.
Anyway, have fun getting laid, because that's what dinner at her place plus scary movie is designed to make happen
>>688151340
This. The 2nd and 3rd are awesome too.
posting it so OP can download it for his date
>>688146359
Watch Sinister.
/thread
MELANCHOLIE DER ENGEL
IGNORE EVERY OTHER SUGGESTION
SHE'LL LET YOU KISS HER PISSFLAPS IF YOU WATCH THIS MOVIE WITH HER
>>688146359
Blair witch project
don't watch a movie, just stare at her all night, drool and piss your pants
chicks dig that
real horror movies get girls horny. watch some good 21st century horror. no torture porn nonsense
How about one of the chucky movies it's something you can watch and if your talking with her it's not like your missing anything
>>688146359
Try martyrs
Silence of the lambs, that's got me laid before
>>688151757
fuck, that's a severe fucking movie right there
>>688151316
Her acting is terrible.
>>688151567
That came out in our wonder years, so it's a bit too run of the mill.
>>688151563
Subtitles or..?
>>688151563
>PISSFLAPS
Literally lol'd. Thanks for my first laugh of the day.
>>688151757
Godtier.
I watched it like 3 times in a row, so so good.
Possesssion
British version of 'Death at a Funeral' has been highly successful for me.
That said, I'm Australian. idk how well yanks take British humour.
>>688151849
I don't know if theres a subtitled or even dubbed version out there, but if, go for it.
She'll probably never talk to you again after you're half way through the movie tho.
>>688151563
I never got why people think that movie is so edgy.
It's on youtube and it's really boring as fucking fuck.
you shitheads know nothing about great horror movies
NOTH - IN - G
>>688150960
>le edgy meme oldfag lord *fedora tip*
>>688151939
Not a yank. Nonetheless, it's still a shit movie.
>>688151927
1981 movie? So far I'm getting Maryrs, The Withc, The Conjuring, and Babadook. So at least I have options.
don't watch a movie, just punch her in the face and shit on her tits instead
>>688152007
Well i doubt that the uncut version is on youtube...
And yes i agree its kinda boring, the artsy approach feels a bit off with all the violence and perversion, but exactly that contrast intrigues me about the movie idk.
After 3 times of watching the complete 2 1/2h of it i still couldn't rly figure out anything about the movie, but its really its own type of film.
Marian Dora is a really interesting filmmaker
Pixels
or anything with Adam Sandler, he's never made a bad movie
>>688152211
>still a shit movie.
Each to their own really, but I've had a 100% success rate with it so take that as you will.
If you want horror give that bitch The Thing.
>>688152211
Also suggesting 'El Topo' or 'Holy Mountain'.
Not really Horror, but fascinatingly eerie and weird
>>688152255
Full, uncut, english subtitle.s 2 hours and 38 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxpyWaJwkVo
I just don't get it. I'm not a movie buff by any means but I enjoy some of the odder stuff out there but this to me just seems like the artsy equivelant of a michael bay movie. Pointless and very mastrubatory.
>>688152385
>Joorowsky
just fuck off
>>688146359
Bring something you've watched or watch a movie now... make sure you know when stuff happens so you don't even flinch, thank me later
as for the movie itself do something like the ring, don't make the movie too bloody like saw
>>688146490
i want this one with nipple bro cmon
Fire walk with me
>>688152350
Seconded.
The Do-Over is classic sandler. Some of his best work. At one point he makes a joke and then he yells the joke really loudly.
I was in stitches.
>>688149564
Nice try fbi
Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure
>>688152460
Oh i stand corrected.
Yeah i think it'd be pointless to try and figure out what the appeal in some movies is... i don't get it either, but was an interesting watch.
Matrix revolutions
>>688152473
I was considering the ring. I'd like to edge more towards thriller than horror. Or rather, gore.
fuck movies, watch gay porn with her
>>688152468
I probably only like these movies because i watch them buzzed all by myself...
But as alexander said "you are excrement. You can change yourself into gold."
>>688152468
Piece of shit
>>688146359
The Fourth Kind with Milla Jovovich.
It literally scared the shit out of me the first time I saw it.
>>688149896
>wanting a girl disgusted rather than scared
worst idea
just leave this looping for two hours
>>688152746
Is that the thing in Alaska with the owl?
>>688152660
Buried
>>688152855
Yes it iis
>>688152855
Correct.
Don't watch Martyrs with her, man. It is too fucked up
The Others, Skeleton Key, Babadook, Insidious are all good choices
>>688151375
yep, no2 is comming out shortly
>>688146359
Are you baiting? Both movies you posted are not scary, they are disturbing, big difference. I do not think she wants to sit through an entire movie where shit is eaten and teenagers are being raped. Same for a Serbian Movie... wtf dude.
Go for something light first, like Paranormal Activity 1 with the original ending. Scary enough.
Also: Babadook. Good psychology in there...
Get Scary Movie as a joke along with your actual film.
Oh and white wine.
>>688152988
I think you missed the >inb4 dude
>>688152798
oh japan, you so crazy
How about Crimson Peak? It's a fantasy/horror movie. I really liked the mood it set.
>>688146359
netflix free trial when u sign up nigguh
>>688146359
>where are her nipples?
28 days later is a fucking classic
Japanese ring is genuinely good, and doesn't have any weird sexual shit
>>688153059
Crimson Peak bored the shit out of me, no idea why people like that movie
>>688146359
you don't want a gore movie but a terror movie i think,
Insidious or Conjuring are both good (i prefer Conjuring)
Blairwitch Project is cool also
>>688152746
>literally scared the shit out of me
Since you used the word literally I'm assuming this movie made excrement leave your anus right in your pants and all over the couch.
Was it tough to clean up?
>>688149071
people that aren't niggers. stop being a nigger.
also, Babadook sucks. so does The Witch.
>>688153051
Oh gawd... yes I did
>>688153141
It is good, but i don't want to subject her to subtitles.
>>688153059
Hmm looks so boring but I'm getting it
>>688150746
roll for human centipede
Masters of Horror episode "cigarette burns" and for wine Clos Du Val cabernet sauvignon.
>>688153339
nooooooo don't get Crimson Peak, it's fucking awful
>>688150764
Oh yean and at the end the first sister is in fact the other sister because she was in love with the man, is it ?
>>688146359
I heard the Babadook is amazing
The only answer is "A Christmas Horror Story" it had a few jump moments.
rolling for first Harry Potter movie
>>688151078
THIS. Psycho can be scary, depending on how easily scared one is, and is a FUCKING FANTASTIC MOVIE
If a person is bored by that movie they need to be shot.
>>688153492
Those are some f'd up tits
>>688153339
28 days later doesn't need subtitles. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND 28 Days Later
>>688153506
The babadook is pretty good but it was made on a low budget so cgi is pretty standard
>>688153626
Now you see why i removed them
related
>>688153626
really? i like them.
>>688146359
Do a classic, Pulp Fiction. She'll probably like it. Also, dubs.
>>688153764
MASTERPIECE
>>688150906
Suspiria is awesome. The Hallow is good too, if you prefer something more recent. But the good stuff is to be found in the 80's and 70's.
>2016
>suggesting pleb Netflix and dvd fodder
>not going with superior youtube channel to show how trendy you are
>>688146359
obv August underground Mordum
>>688153809
He said scary dude
>>688153809
>Pulp Fiction
>scary movie
>Pulp Fiction
>dubs
>>688153285
No, wasn't that big a mess. Was more like a little milk duds size push out. Change of underwear was necessary.
The movie is a scam, but I hadn't checked the web to verify it which is how the film makers intended it to be seen. So I was fooled for the duration of the movie, which if you think about it, that's what a movie is supposed to do - suspend your beliefs for the duration of the movie.
>>688153898
I'd avoid anything with this much blood. You should watch Videodrome
>>688153911
I don't have uncapped internet.
>>688153678
THIS
>>688152350
He did make Punch Drunk which is a bad movie compare to the rest of his movies.
>>688154038
I was being sarcastic
>>688154037
Probably will. I told her about it and she seemed intrigued.
>>688148253
Um forgot the name of this movie but came out pretty recently something along the lines of murder woods. The plot is its a chinese forested area haunted by the people that kill themselves pretty good movie.
Just tryna help OP
>>688152660
Ringu
>>688154148
Yeah. James Wood's ass should get her going.
>>688149071
>no condoms
dude, this better be some sort of advanced bait. .
>>688154161
The Forest?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3387542/
it's shit.
Poltergeist
Twillight
>>688154252
>we cant watch anything with subtitles bro
>>688154148
I suggested that as a joke. I doubt you will enjoy it. I'm a Cronenberg fan and I barely did.
Seroius suggestion: The Thing, or Alien
>>688154364
The original Poltergeist was incredible, but the new one sucks donkey balls.
>>688153492
what the fuck are those circular things on her breasts ?
>>688154545
Or, and I can't stress this enough: 28 DAYS LATER
>>688154600
cancer. please pray for her recovery.
also, use sunblock. she didn't and look what happened to her. cancer.
>>688146359
Taking of deborah logan or the babadook
>>688154607
Thanks but I don't want anything with subtitles.
>>688146359
I recommend "the haunting in Connecticut". First movie I watched with my ex, hooked up in the first 10 minutes. Don't let me down OP
>>688154762
>28 days later
>subtitles
I thought you spoke English
non horror movies that are also scary
Psycho, Blood Simple, Sicario, Inland Empire
nothing like good old suspense and bloodshed
>>688153626
Those are great, wtf!
>>688146359
The Poughkeepsie Tapes.
For an absolute mindfuck, Oldboy.
>>688155298
I'd have to hit it doggystyle just to not see those deformities she calls titties.
>>688146359
Just get any generic exorcism or paranormal movie. You're not likely to make it through the first 20 minutes anyway.
Every time I've watched a horror movie with a girl (save one of my exs, who just genuinely enjoyed them), my dick was in their mouth in under 30 minutes nearly every time.
I had this one girl that kept coming over to 'watch' the same movie about seven times because she "actually wanted to see it", but every single time we'd end up fucking. Though I think she managed to finally piece the movie together off of what little parts she saw each time
Thanks everyone, I've downloaded a few and I'm heading out. Yes, I have condoms.
>>688155551
I started watching that, saw some guy spewing religious shit, lost interest, stopped watching
plus fuck "found footage" movies, fuck them all right in the fucking ear
>>688154594
Didn't know there was a new one.
doesnt matter. film means sex
>>688156127
My thoughts exactly, the Shining comes to mind.
Antichrist with Willem Dafoe in it
>>688156514
what did you dl?
>>688157370
The shining is definitely a good one.
I had this one girl invite me to her house once for a change. We were laying in her bed and she put on jersey Shore. I was thinking it was just going to be background noise while we fucked, but no, she actually wanted to watch jersey shore. And then got mad at me when I fell asleep.
Needless to say, she came to my house from then on. I'm not some asshole who just comes over to fuck, but if you really want to watch stupid shit like that don't make me watch it with you. Invite me over after or find something that we'd both enjoy watching
>>688146359
[rec]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGJ_jPKOj1c
Grave encounters. Starts off slow and goofy then it goes break neck horrifying.
>>688156803
If you enjoyed the original, you'll hate the new one. In the new Poltergeist there's no amazing musical score. The tree monster is a cgi arm, and hand that chases the kid through the hallway. The entire film is modernized "politically correct". The old sister isn't afraid. The little boy talks way too much. The entire film is filmed as if with camcorder from the back of the room. No character development. Sam Rockwell is the dad, and very watered down. It is basically re-made in the tradition of modern horrors for quick bursts of shock scenes intended for screams.
Newer generations will love it branding it "theirs" even though the original is more fun, and self explanatory, more fulfilling.
>>688146359
CONJURING, conjuring is the right answer for this
Bring G-Force.
>>688149136
And you can see if she gets off on trees.
>>688157553
The witch, the conjuring, the thing, and a tale of two sisters. Can't remember what else, I'm at a pub having a beer first then heading to her.
>>688159796
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
>>688160717
I don't need luck, I just need her golden retriever to stay off the bed.
Cannibal Holocaust with fortified wine.
>>688148073
The strangers
She will be squeezing you tight through the whole movie.
>>688160836
Check that, arbor mist son.
>>688146359
just do a thriller and make sure there isn't a ton of gore.
>>688160836
Fuck the dog.
>>688146359
Grave encounters
Oculus
Mama
The evil dead
The ring
V/H/S
The pact
Note: unless you have a fetish of some Kind DO NOT BRING ANTICHRIST
Event Horizon gave me the creeps years ago. Has Sam Neil and Lawrence Fishburne. They can smoke cigarettes in space because it takes place around 30 years from now. Bit of gore and suspense. A female character might survive.
>>688160717
Don't call me Shirley
>>688162968
'bout time somebody got that.
>>688163146
It's a classic.
>>688148073
Der todensengle
is there a room for humour? then: Warm Bodies, What We Do in the Shadows
if not: Shutter, Sinister, Oculus
>>688146359
What say you?
>>688162540
>>688146359
Cabin in the woods and a box of franzia
>>688146359
It follows
>>688146359
Why is she nipless though?
>>688164644
nipples removed to conserve bandwidth
>>688153492
Thanks
>>688146359
>implying there are actually scary movies
>>688146359
The Witch
It Follows
The Babadook
>>688149071
the witch was not good. zero scary
>>688146359
Go for 'It Follows', OP; a great film and will get the mood flowing. It's about a curse that can only be passed on via sex and it's considered a great contemporary Horror film.
>>688146359
>wine
What are you a closet faggot?
My favorite spooky movie is THE SKELETON KEY. Film is scary on another level. Not your usual monsters and jumpscares, but depression-like scary.
"It Follows" has a good nostalgic feel to it. "The Conjuring" for straight up quality and suspense. "You're Next" is a borderline black comedy with some great moments and a hot lead. Lastly "The Others" if she hasn't seen it and doesn't know the twist.
>>688165128
don't take this the wrong way, but you've got shit taste and you really should kill yourself.
>>688146359
That gory French film, irreversible or something
>>688149279
noone said anything about niggers
>>688146359
Of course you hit her up with Serbian Film what a way to end a nice dinner maybe get into the roleplay spirit
>>688154348
but it feels good without one?
>>688164920
Should have put six nipples onto her stomach.
>>688146359
bring motel 2
it's trashy, but a scene where a teacher lays in bathtub and cuts up her student tied naked above ber to bathe in her blood was hottttt
>>688146359
If you want a movie with a lot of tenstion and suspense bring either Alien or the first Evil Dead, maybe the Exorcist or Poltergeist
>>688165666
Check'd
I kinda like the no nips.... kinda hot
>>688166334
ever heard of Haute Tension (High Tension)? french movie that lives up to its name.
>>688166295
OH Sryyy, it was Hostel, right
>>688166361
Someone did that with Simona? I can die happy now
>>688166427
I think I may have, is it about a bunch of college age kids that get lost on a camping trip in the woods?
>>688146359
Serbian movie and tell her that the movie defines your life
