r u wet?

or not

>>688145475
At this point in time? no.
On the job? yes.

>>688144805
You better tell me it's your first job.

>>688144805
why aren't u creeping in the changing rooms and posting wins here?

>>688145668
yes. its not like im a 70yr old man working the kiddie pool.

>>688145702
because my job takes me no where near the Changing rooms

>>688144805
Are you a dude? Do you wok at a waterpark? Can I ask you ANYTHING?

>>688145641
what makes u wet?

>>688145810
Yes. Yes. Mabye.

>>688145815
working the slides and standing in the lazy river.

>>688145869
K

>>688145800
oh ok ur gay

>>688144805
Do you ever flirt with the qt 3.14's? If not why not?

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You now that we would not get near
No ordinary sensimilla
And the only thing they wanted
When the kryptonite is gone
We started smoking supersonic
If you got money to pay
Better put your money on it
A __ they go on and on and on and on
And they say they never feel it
But we're smoking this 'semilli
No __ needed
When I'm high I don't conceal it
Everything is okay, this joint...

>>688146039
Nah fam, just a Waterpark attendant stuck on rotation no where near the changing rooms

>>688144805
do u see much accidental nudity nip slips ect from water slides?

>>688144805
what is your job

>>688146209
I WISH. I do get to see some sweet ass tho.

>>688145475
XDD

how much do you get paid?

>>688146183
is it possible to die/fuck up while sliding? have you seen any accidents?

>>688146249
Waterpark Attendant, basically a life guard that dosent have to guard lives, just have to work the sides and measure kids

>>688146411
minimum wage, which is about 8.30 here

Have you ever pee on the pool?

>>688146442
Die? no. Fuck up? yes. a little niglet almost hit a little girl yesterday because he didnt listen to me.

>>688146696
no

>>688146480
measure kids? why, what could go wrong if you are short

Most interesting thing you've seen happen there?

>>688147476
fat kid shart in the pool

>>688144805
How do you hide your erections?

>>688147743
lots of duct tape

>>688147243
They can accelerate to hyperspeed and shoot out into orbit if too short

>>688144805
How old are you?
How much you getting payed?

>>688144805
Do you work at the lion waterpark in kinston?

How seriously are safety measures being taken by you and your colleagues and superiors?

>>688144805
When they build new slides is it like roller coaster tycoon with presets? are you on vomit duty?

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>>688148270
Kek

>>688148270
Yes, want proof?

>>688148540
my shit park dosnt have the cash to build new shit

Do teens ever try to have sex with each other at the park? Or is that only in anime?

>>688148507
ehhh.... Safer then Kraby Land

>>688144805
You must see some good shit there pretty often. You seriously don't have a single win to post here?

>>688146296
are they usually in appropriate swimwear or do u see some thongs and shit as well?

>>688148830
since ive only been working for about a week, im pretty sure the answer is no...

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>>688148644
No, however, i might like thier facebook and post screencap of this thread when it dies

>>688148925
we dont have a swim code, but i havent seen anything like that yet

>>688144805
Are you working at island of adventure In Tampa?

>>688148969
Hue.
>>688149081
NC actually

>>688144805
Are you working today?

>>688149468
Yes, why?

>>688148969
Love the customer post...child urinating in drain, shitty life guard...was that you OP?

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>>688149555
I live in grifton. Stopping by to piss in your pool

>>688149838
Hue, nah. but the park can have some really undisciplined kids in it.

>>688144805
Ay! You work at lions too? I'd ask your name, but we're on 4chan.

>>688144805
Ay OP, how have you been there a week? i thought the attendants only started working last Friday? And that near hit on the slide happened to me on my shift. Do you even work there?

>>688151174
This gun get good

>>688151174
OP is kill

>>688151384
I'm still here.
>>688151174
Yes I work there. I was just adding a bit to my story with the slide part

>>688151540
Proof or GTFO

>>688151632
What do you want as proof?

>>688151540
Oh shit OP better deliver

>>688151925
You say your on your shift right now, right? Take a pic of the park from the break room window with a time stamp.

who makes for the consistently worst visitors?

>>688152063
Are you gonna be in the break room?

>>688152191
Me? no, im at home right now. I worked 2:30-6:30 Saturday And 12:00 - 6:30 yesterday.

>>688152063
I can't. I can't take my phone out at work.

>>688152472
LIES! OP is a fag!

>>688152472
??? So you're not working right now

>>688152472
how are you typing if you can't take your phone out.. i smell bullshit

>>688152546
Guy from Grifton here. I guess i cant fuck with OP today, because OP is always a fag

Which park do you work at?
How much do you make?

>>688152631
No I am! I just can't have my phone out.

>>688152844
Minimum wage, so like 8.30

>>688152741

OP dun goofed.

>>688149242
NC? Emerald Point Wet N Wild in Greensboro?

>>688152631 He probably dosent even work there, you can have your phone out in the break room.
>>688152472
ok then, How long is the park attendants regular break?

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>>688152853
Lulz

>>688152977
30 minutes, why?

>>688152951
Lions park in kinston, nc

>>688146039
This guys gonna change the world some day

>>688152992
completely off topic but.. this image has made me realise my dream of creating a dub reggae group of downsyndrome ppl and it shall be called 'the root vegetables'

I hope none of you steal my idea!

>>688152934
I'm not lying

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>>688153226
They will play at the venue called The Root Cellar

>>688153072
OK, OP is lying. As an actually employee, the breaks are 15 mins long.

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>>688153072

Fuck this thread and fuck you >>688153380 I'm leaving.

>>688153367
their first album will be called 'from the ground up ( we know how to get down)

>>688153611
Dubs of truth

>>688153337

how are you posting yet keeping your phone put away?

Now that OP is gone, this is now a downie thread

ITT: so many niggers who supposedly work at this one water park and still not a single win posted

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Ha, I knew it. OP is a faggot