Walked into my highschool crush at a party yesterday, hadn't spoken to her in over 4 years and I got hold of her number. I'm awkward as all fuck when it comes to girls, so help me out here /b/. Dubs decides what I say next.
So are we gonna ignore all this sexual tension between us
roll
(if i win say : you looked so good yesterday, its a shame we couldnt of talked for longer)
>>688142317
Good thanks :) and you? :) I had fun last night :) nice to see you again :]
>Hey :)
>Hey! How's it going?
Kek who taught you how to talk to people? That's a terrible first message and she gave you the equivalent of "i'm being polite and gonna ignore the smiley face"
I know its been a while and this is kinda out of nowhere, but I'm going to be honest. Back in highschool I had a huge crush on you :)
>>688142549
Why do you think I came here for help
>>688142317
So how about whipping them titties out and giving me a good look ;)
>>688142317
Say you're doing great and enjoyed seeing her at that party you were both at.
When she responds to you say you both should get together or something.
>good seeing you yesterday! It's been a while blah blah blah what you doing these days blah blah blah wanna grab a drink sometime?
Liz do you want my jizz?
Can I touch your boobies...?
Tits or gtfo
So I was wondering if you'd like to hang out just the two of us?
I used to have a crush on you in school, do you want to grab a drink with me sometime?
>>688142317
Want to lick on my stinging hole? I have not wiped it in weeks ;-)
>>688142462
ROOLLLLL
Have you heard of Mr Hands?
>>688142966
WINRAR!
>>688142999
CHECKED!
>>688143001
better hope she's a fucking weirdo
>>688143001
Fake and gay
I hope you never get laid
>>688143001
OP you're such a faggot...
>>688143001
Terrible shop
>>688142966
WINNER
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>>688143129
>>688143094
it's obviously fake you retards, this your first day on the internet?
>>688142999
EVEN MORE WINRAR?
>>688142966
>>688142966
>>688142462
Winrar deliver op you fuck
Shoop faggot op
>>688143001
Now she's going to know you asked /b/ for advice.
im not even op and i can make this shit as well. i made this >>688143001 as well. OP is a lying faggot
>>688143001
Nice try fag, actual OP here. Went better than I expected, 30-35 decides what I say next.
>>688143377
One thing is for sure, I won't take you easy ;))
>>688143377
>take it easy there
Shot down pretty fast there matey
Sorry I have autism, and I don't how to talk to women.
This is fake because IPhones say delivered and read.
>>688143377
im hung like a nigger horse and i will rip your asshole apart
>>688143377
Seriously though, wanna get a drink sometime?
>>688143526
Rolll
>>688143377
How come we haven't fucked yet? Is it because I'm a flaming faggot?
>>688143377
I want to touch your hair.
>>688143526
roll
>>688143449
Rollll!
. >>688143377
Wanna see my dick? It got rated 2/10 by my peers
>>688143526
henry rollins for this
>>688143526
Rollerino
>>688143735
No way lmao
>>688143735
thread ruined by this faggot
Swigity swooty im comin for that booty
>>688143800
>>688143735
Shit guys safe me, 80-85 decides what next.
>>688143337
>>688143697
damn bro you're hilarious
>>688143899
its over op, you lostr
>>688143899
Sorry bae! Just wanted to say hitler did nothing wrong
>>688143986
WINRAR OP DELIVER
jesus christ you're all dumb
http://iphonefaketext.com/
>>688143899
lick me where I shit pls
>>688144023
dafuq are you talking about summerfag?
>using a windows font to make a fake
>first 10 posts aren't recognizing it as a fake
I can't get hard, but I can cum
I'm kidding lol. Was great to see you last night. I know it sounds weird but I think about you all the time:)
Swiggity swoon, ill destroy ur poon
I'm just messing with you, I just haven't seen you in so long I just can't think straight. I just wanna kill myself while anal fisting you /.\ ahhhh I get hard thinking of you
>>688144023
>80-85
>86
Kek
Alright for real though, I was just deflecting my feelings for you with autismo spaghettio but it would be cool if we could get a drink sometime?
Lol I'm OP
>>688144377
Reroll
>>688144085
aight me being stupid af aside, would you be down to get a drink sometime just the two of us?