it's not soccer

Let me guess france? You're french I bet, you don't lose the wars you go into because we save your ass eurofag gtfo America is #1 when it comes down to whooping ass

>>688142063
America has lost one, possibly two depending on how you define it, wars.

I'm british, but straight up lying is weak.

>Never lost a war that mattered, go Britain HOO RAH

Rugby > Amerifat Football

>>688142063
Im poor, stupid, have to make fun of USA to feel good about myself.

Your country is overrun by Pakistanis and you're shit at cricket. Also; you'd be fucked without the real heroes of the pacific during WWII.

I am not allowed to bear arms and there are more sandniggers than niggers here

>>688142195
And eating ass as well.
I don't have 4 meals a day.

dokazo

Fuck off mate im a fucking aussie
Aussie aussie aussie

>>688142063
50% of my income does not go on paying rent.

>>688142063

>I have abs
>I watch hockey

>>688142063
Read up on some history mate. Before you try to rag on another country.

>>688142217
>Never lost a war that mattered
You trying to say you didn't WANT North America? 'Cause you kinda lost it friend. Fuck outta here.

>>688142217
America helped you win those wars though.. WWI and WWII and you lost the 13 colonies to a bunch of American farmers... soo not talking shit just proving a point. This is a war land

>>688142574
i have abs,
i watch hockey,
am american

suck it you trolls

>>688142604
Thanks to the French. God I hate the french

Why do so many musicians and artists from the UK and Australia move to the US.

My height is 189 centimetres.

>>688142906
Keith Urban is a wanna be American lmao

>>688142063

> American
> White
> Male
> Employed $70k+/year
> Married / Having regular sex with a black woman in Arkansas. My parents never want to see me again...(apparently my grandparents were KKK supporters)

Sieg Heil

i can spell colour, flavour and labour.

2 + 2 = 4
Proof enough?

>>688143387
I can do it faster, color, flavor, and labor

1)i have bad teeth.
2)i smell my own farts and am a cuckold to foreigners
3)i carry a man purse

see im not american.

>>688142063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hojlP5Kns8

>>688142063
>my country didn't get involved in ww2

>>688142195
>being this stupid
France helped the founding fathers win against the british during the revolutionary war

>>688142887
You stole quebec you fucking brit cunt

I don't tip anyone

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>>688142063
I can spell "Gandhi" and "Buddha," know how to use proper punctuation, and have never thanked a member of the Amerikan wehrmacht for his service to the Fatherland.

>>688142063
WOOO WEETBIX AND MILK BABYYY

I know the difference between football and handegg.

>>688142063
>> my country doesn't lose every war it gets involved in
no but it lost the big one against us amerifats didn't it?

And you're still so butthurt over it, your ancestor's asses got beaten so hard that 200 something years later you're still crying about it, and making passive aggressive pussy comments on 4chan about our shit country.

>>688143638
>being this stupid.
Ever since they've been bailed out time and time again

my country begs the US for help in wars

Ask an amerifat anything

>>688143488
Americans are the inventors of cuckolding, though.
Also
> There are more mexicans in the southern states than americans
>+30% of your country is african niggers

Kek.

>>688143638
>in the world of imagination

>>688142063
Well that's because you always lose

>>688142063
>Because the only war eurocucks remember is the Vietnam war

>>688143939
At least we don't let terrorists rape our women

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>>688143954
Pic related

>>688143823
Do you have a gun ?

>>688142063
>tfw American and NOT fat

Fucking feels great. It's like being allowed in the paralympics and you're not handicapped.

>>688143821
Everyone begs for America in everything. It usually goes like this.
A: America gets involved in something everyone goes " America, what the fuck?"
B: America doesn't get involved in something and everyone goes " America, where you at?"

>>688144129
Not every amerifat has a gun, shit I'm even from texas and don't own a gun. Not the amerifat that originally propsed the ama tho

>>688144065
stay mad americuck

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>be greatest empire in the world
>have highly trained and well supplied military
>have colonies in the new world'
>colonies get sick of our shit
>lose colonies to a bunch of uneducated farmers with muskets

Police are kind and helpful.

>>688144258
Americuck
>meanwhile in europe
Muzzies running rampid cucking husbands daily, hourly even.

>>688144258
Keep letting your women get raped eurofag

>>688142416
German?

>>688142063
Up north in moose country we have a sayin, go fuck yourself, eh

>>688142063
Brits please! Calm your tits!

tons of immigrants everywhere and all our women get raped :^)

>>688142458
It's cause you're too poor to afford even 2 meals a day, Mahmud.

>>688142063
I speak more than 1 language
I understand Europe isn't just one country
I know the difference between "America" and the "USA"

>>688144129
Actually I have a pellet right by my toilet
A .22 and a 30-06.

>>688143262
I live in Arkansas and people sure don't like niggers here. Me included

>My people shit on the streets

>>688144240
You don't think that's obvious?

>>688144507
Pellet gun not pellet

>>688142063
Im not fat

>>688144550
Alabama?

>>688143394
XD LOL SO FUNNY
ITS NOT LIKE AMERICA HAS THE BEST UNIVERSITIES IN THE WORLD RIGHT LMAO

>>688144397
Is Canada part of north America?
Legit question.

>>688142063
aww, someone is jealous...

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I take holidays on different continents several times a year, like almost everybody else in my country.

>>688144563
Well murica is usually associated with guns, and because I'm from the south I've been asked if we ride fucking horses to work. Ive grown accustom to mental retardation i suppose.

>>688142063
I had black bread with salami slices, gouda cheese, cut tomatoes and fried eggs for breakfast.

>>688144713
Yes, because Yale and Harvard haven't gone batshit insane, as opposed to Oxford and Cambridge

>>688144709
Kek no

>>688144505
I'm not even a sandnigger, you fat ball of blubber.

>>688142482
oi oi oi

>>688144762
Where do you live?
Or are you one of these Eurocucks who think going to a resort in Turkey means going to a different continent?

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You know what the fuck you're looking at?

That's right: a NAIA National Wrestling Champion, and two-time NJCAA All-American in amateur wrestling. I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0. Not only that but I hold a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Sambo. I currently compete in mixed martial arts, and will most likely be competing in the big leagues (UFC) if I maintain my success.

They're already calling me the next Brock Lesnar.

With my 6'4 and 280 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer brute force and amazing agility normally associated with men half my size, I have no doubt in my mind that if you pencil-necked faggot faced me one-on-one, you would be on the ground before you fucking knew it.

I don't have to pay to be educated

>>688144768
They are fucking with you because you're autistic.

>>688144848
Fun fact, for the human body somewhere between 4 and 8 small meals a day would be ideal to keep a relatively constant blood sugar level.

Hail C18 you know what I mean
Hail Hail Hail the TERRORMACHINE
Hail Hail Hail Combat 18

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>>688144955
dat babyface

>>688144957
China, Cuba, North Korea, Sweden or Norway then?

>>688144957
What a magical country do you live in ?

>>688144916
That's why I used the plural continents, because if I'd said "abroad" American's would say "but they're all so close together". In reality getting a plane to to any part of the world is cheap these days.

>>688144794
I've eaten that for breakfast in America...

>>688145093
Americuck sanders

>>688144955
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>688144713
>ITS NOT LIKE AMERICA HAS THE BEST UNIVERSITIES IN THE WORLD RIGHT
If it breeds these kind of people I highly doubt it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMMytBqsU6k

>>688144955
You are all the same when you've got a knife in your throat.

I bet your healthy heart would pump the blood out real quick.

>>688145055
Also Scotland, and Denmark/Belgium surely?

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>>688144975
They were dead serious. However, since this is 4chan.
>NO YOU'RE JUST AUTISTIC.

>>688142063
I fuck goats

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>>688142063
they hate us cause they aint us

>>688145146
Not where I live with all these BS 'environmental taxes'

>>688144986
We learn something new everyday.
Still doesn't change the fact that obessity in USA is extremely high.
Mexico has an even bigger obessity problem tho.

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Why hasnt this been posted yet?

>>688142063
I have never seen nigger in my life

>>688145269
I'm sure they were.

>>688145186
Harvard, Stanford and MIT though

>>688145312
>they hate us cuz they anus

>>688145235
I wasn't aware they give free education.

Belgium doesn't have free higher education, I'm sure about that. A belgian friend of mine used to always whine how he had to pay 1000 euro (around 800 USD I think) per year for his university.

From 18 and onwards, I've been paid monthly by the government to study

>>688145390
Tbh made me chuckle

>>688142063
>implying america loses wars

Fuck off troll

>>688145152
Stop lying.
Your diet consists of cheeseburgers and coke exclusively.

Don't ruin my stereotypical image of you.

>>688145204
Edgy.
You must be +18 years old to be here little guy. :^)

>>688145395
Oxford and Cambridge though

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>>688145499
You GET MONEY for going to college?

>>688145348
How could you tax it? you would just fly to the nearest country and change planes.

>>688145520
How about Vietnam, Korea, Iraq and (likely) Syria?

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>>688145350
Dont get me wrong, obesity is god awful in america. Just saw your little argument about america and how fat we are and the 4 meals a day or whatever. Thought I'd share. Course, if you were to eat 8 mini-meals it'd have to be rrrreeeeaaalllllyy small, snacks almost.

>>688145594
I'm currently 8k (USD) up after getting a Masters.

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just me, takin the Staten Island ferry, not giving a fuck what u poor bastards think about us

>>688145574
I thought we discussed whether or not America has top universities, I didn't it's the only country that has them. Why did you mention british unis ?

>>688145594
And the better your grades are the more money you get

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I prefer chocolate without literal vomit taste added in production

>>688145617
Still expensive, and then I'd have to pay for more tickets.

Also far too lazy for that.

>>688142063
My country has culture.

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My country gets bombed and is inferior to the US.

>>688145787
Are you American?

>>688145757
Where is this?

Imma apply for the visa tomorrow.

Gunna be a leeching immigrant :)

>>688145545
Each meal I have no matter what is seasoned with at least 3 sticks of butter and a pound of lard.
>american here

>>688142195
you only joined the ww1 because Germany broke international laws you neutral fagts

>>688145549
Lil guy lol. Ok daddy.

>>688145594
Yeah, living at home I got about 400 dollars each month for about 2 years, now I get about half of that.
>>688145757
Not here, it all depends on how much your parents earn or if you live with your parents or not. Living by yourself gives you about 800 dollars a month.

>>688145864
Nah, fortunately not

And don't get me wrong, I've travelled plenty, but these days it's either too expensive, or not interesting enough to bother.

>>688142217
Well, the Vietnam War wasn't really lost, we just pulled out due to public opinion. I mean we killed two million gooks while only suffering minimal casaulties. Frankly, all we did in that war was destabilize the region while fucking everyone up because 'Merica.

>>688145697
Yeah, if i remember right the best thing to do is have 3 meals with small snacks in between.

>>688143638
Fag, you frenchies always bring this shit up. What have u done after that besides be cucks and let muslims rape your children

>>688145739
Where are the twin towers?

>>688144537
I live in Arkansas too, and all the African Americans here are straight up nigger except for like a few.

>>688145883
This must be true.

>>688146079
They dieded.

>Bycicle pathways
>a king
>we were best friends with the krauts, didn't neer saving

>>688145989
>minimal casualties
Kek

>>688146143
Frosted flakes with about a cup of lard is fucking amazing, try it my fellow american.

>>688146176
Im not american but, the last "ed" doesn't goes there.

>>688142063

So you're asking cucks to talk about their wives' new syrian boyfriends?

>>688142063

I'm an american and i'm proud, anybody else except Britain should be given a spanking.

>>688146351
Thanks, Captain Obvious.

>>688146351
Anon was just being silly.

>>688146443

But maybe Britain wants a spanking. heheheh

I weigh less than 150kg

Maple syrup and beavers, but I wanna move to america.

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>>688143939
try 14.5%

>>688146786
Don't. The women are godwful feminazis. Canada is like America, but with fewer morons.

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>>688142063

Always love these threads. Europeans and Americans genuinely don't know shit about eachother.

sinterklaas > santa claus

>>688142063
I'm from Canada

>>688144648
>i dont have an argument so im just going to correct their spelling/grammar

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>>688146658

hehehehehehehehehe

>>688146118
Oh yeah its fucking terrible there are fucking niggers everywhere

>>688142063
never actually lost a war

>>688145777
check'd, also- true

>>688143262
i wish u happiness friend

>>688147126
Niggers= Dindu nuffins/criminals.
Black/African American= Actually contributes to society.

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>>688147158
jew?

>>688147336
There aren't many of the latter here in Arkansas

>>688146908
I've been really wanting to move to a Scandinavian country for a while, and I know a pretty good amount of Swedish, but the feminazis are exactly what put me off. I've heard Norwegian is pretty similar to Swedish, though, so I guess I'll just learn that.

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>>688146871

GRAB THE SHOTGUNS

OH GOD I THINK I SEE ONE OUTSIDE

>>688145989
>minimum casualties

Casualties as of 12 May 2016:

58,315 KIA or non-combat deaths (including the missing & deaths in captivity)[52]
153,303 WIA (excluding 150,332 persons not requiring hospital care)[53]
1,620 MIA (originally 2,646)[54]
766–778 POW (652–662 freed/escaped*,[55][56] 114–116 died in captivity)[55][57]

During the Vietnam War, 30% of wounded service members died of their wounds.[58]

Note: *One escapee died of wounds sustained during his rescue 15 days later.[59]

>>688147385

Oh hey another person from arkansas

Harrisonazi reporting in

>>688147385
Sorry anon. Come to Mass. The only niggers we have live in Boston.

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>>688147385
or anywhere else for that matter

>>688147519
It's not common to find other Arkansas people online
Cabotfag here

>>688147008
American here, can confirm that i know nothing about europe.

>>688146118
Try living in fucking houston.

>>688147480
Yeah, minimal casualties

Slava Stalin

>>688147694
Know this: it's neither better nor worse than the US. Both have pros and cons

Also, the EU (political union of several European Countries) is absolute cancer

Also sandniggers bloody everywhere

>>688142217
US losses:

War of 1812 - US lost every battle. But it was actually settled/negotiated before any battle took place just the armies didn't hear about it till after several engagements.

Korean War - Technically still fighting, never ended but US withdrew after current south/north line was drawn and temporary truce signed.

Vietnam loss - American forces withdrew and all initial war goals failed to be achieve.

Afghanistan likely eventual loss - American forces withdrew. Taliban/Al Qaeda are still in existence and slowly taking back the country. Expected all war goals failure around 2030.

Iraq loss x2 Again withdraw of American forces and likely take over of ISIS reversing all American changes.

>>688142063
A Le Big Mac
McDonald mcdonalds, beer, fast food,
That better for you eurofag
>even tho obvious b8
Every country has their own negative stereotypes

>>688147480

Not to mention ptsd/suicides.

>>688147766
That many casualties for a war which served no purpose whatsoever, inflicted by a bunch of glorified rebels?

Sure

>>688142063
I spell the word colour correctly
Also pronouncing the second I in aluminium

>>688147800
That much I did know however.

>>688147867
That too, a lot of them.

Not to mention vets, handicapped for life, absolutely abandoned by Uncle Sam after they served their purpose.

>>688147008
>implying only europeans and northamericans post in these threads.

>>688147888
That's all you need.

Oh yeah, don't come to Amsterdam expecting drugs. It's no fun anymore

>>688147858
So sure America pretty much won every battle since Korea but losses every war due to impossible to achieve war goals.

>>688148057
What other people are there?

Slopes, sandniggers and actual niggers are hardly people anyways

>>688142482
Aussies..where their government controls your every move..go shove a fosters up your ass!

>I don't have an argument so i'm just going to correct their spelling/grammar.

>>688147883
Americans spell it without the second i. It's just Aluminum now in US.

>>688148005
Lol @ no national health and being left to die basically
But lol at us because all the eastern European and middle eastern fags coming and extorting it

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>>688148225
Not British, but that just looks wrong

>>688148122
>Not sure if trolling this hard or just that blatantly racist

>>688142217
the amrican civil war?

I have good teeth and i was able to go to university for free.

Also i dont fuck my cousin.

>>688148225
Then you're spelling it incorrectly fucking yank

>>688142772
You must live on the Canadian border.

>>688148312
yeah, Europe is pretty much fucked as well

Hoping Brexit pulls through and causes a snowball effect which will allow my tiny cheese-country to leave the EU as well

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>>688148326
Lemme help you out here

>>688142063
I live in a country where there are polar bears

>>688144258
Haha silly yuro fag! Stay salty mate!

>>688148524
Alaska?

>>688148407
blame the people that made ain't a word and write spell checkers that think gray is the correct spelling of grey

>>688148327
We got fucked up pretty bad in the Spanish armada bro

I get 500mbps

>>688144550
India!!

>>688148327

Hey...that was "our war" gad dangit.

>>688148588
Ain't is an abbreviation please stop posting and turn off your computer

>>688148183
We haven't had a functional government for ten years. They can't even tell each other what to do,et alone the rest of us.

And fosters? That's export mate. Ie, our bottled piss that youse dickheads drink up.

>>688148517
>not sure if mocking me or implying everyone has natural biases towards certain races/groups of people

>>688148584
>country
>alaska

>>688144957
4chan university don't count faggot!

>>688148524
There are Polar bears in Alaska, so that must make you an Americuck.

>>688142063

It's not the regular season that matters, it's the World War Cup.

USA USA back to back champions USA USA

We might not have won in a traditional sense, but rest assured that we aquired exactly what we set out to aqcuire. Besides, i dont think it is possible to win wars anymore. To win we would have to kill everyone and take over. We wij our wars by forcing democracy, and it seems to be going pretty fucking good.

>>688148517
No one brought up the skin colour into this, still, not only US and EU partake on these debates.

>>688148715
An abbreviation of 'ai not'? what the fuck is an 'ai not'

Please stop being stupid Amerifat or are you just Ameridumb?

>>688142063
It's hard to get guns where I live

>>688148741
Is everyone not? I mean deep down even the nicest guy has a minority they hate
Mines the slovacs

>>688148851
He asked if I'm a racist, so pic was related.

I speak english . Theres no such thing as American english.

>>688148715

are+it+in+not=ain't

>>688148872
you're not trying hard enough

>>688146908
Canada? ?? A place where the government puts censorship on anything they deem "wrong" good luck being slaves buddy!

>>688148842
ah shit.. guess another country, ain´t that anon!

>>688148970
Then there is always you'all, you-all, youall can't even determine which is the correct spelling in the south...

>>688147601
From Mass
Wrong: Springfield, Fitchburg, Lowell, Brockton, Tauton, Fall River, New Bedford, Holyoke, Chealse, Revere, should I keep listing Mass nigger towns?

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>>688148584
You are a fucking retard.

>>688148937
So basically, if you call a nigger nigger, and i like you, you're not racist.(?)

>>688143638
>239 years ago

>>688147858
>We could have just nuked them into oblivion.
Iraq we had control over the country just the moment we handed control back over to the government we set up they almost instantly started losing it.
Which leaves us with the options of staying there forever or just giving up on the rag heads we support.

>>688148961
American english is more broken.

Hejsan, läget?

>>688147008
All i know bout Europeans is most if not half cry and bitch bout Americans cause they got nothing good to say bout their country! I think they jelly!

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>>688149087
>>688146908
>feminazi
You have Justin Trudeau

>>688149200
This is how the end starts isn't it?

>>688149144

Excuse me sir, but it is "ya'll" or "ya'lls".

>>688142063
I just took a shower

>>688148890
Wouldn't go so far as to say hate for some people, rather a view based on negative stereotypes perceived as fear and flat out fear of the unknown.

I can buy good quality weed in my country

>>688142217
British empire had control of most of the land in the world and lost it.

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>>688149156
Thanks

For all the faggots here who keep saying "hurdur alaska isn't a country":
I know Alaska is part of the USA. However, in the context of referencing polar bears, the only place in the US which would realistically have wild polar bears, is Alaska.

>>688149289
North americans take showers, i think you meant that for the frenchs.

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>>688145204

I don't have to be 18, and have three pieces of id to buy a kitchen knife in my country.

>>688149378
So you're not in the Netherlands then?

>>688149000
Didn't think I'd have to
Also nice trips

is not soccer is football
with foot

>>688149387
Mongol.
Roman.

>>688149514
or feet

>>688142063
>my country isnt $10,000,000,000,000,000,000 in debt

>>688149522
China

Free healthcare, free tertiary education and you can get to a beach from anywhere within an hour.

>>688147800
Knew about the sandniggaz the rest is interesting. ..u.s has it flaws but it hasn't completely gon to shit like Venezuela, brasil ..i don't know why most of these euros are so salty..they watch our movies,buy games why so salty

>>688147087
I posted it I made a typo