HOW MUCH OF A NEET ARE YOU?
Do NOT give yourself the benefit of the doubt. And no half points!
Post your score and rank. If your post is dubs, you move up one rank. If it's trips, you move up two.
>f.y.i. "Decent phone" = Apple.
>tfw successful and dubs
>>688141741
Not even close
91 - slightly strange
117 Stacy
59
Cyborg
36 robot
99 normalfag
117 my dudes
-1 ひきこもり
>>688142000
so alpha you move above the max rank
I'm a chad (116)
>>688142000
HIGHER THAN SUCCESSFUL
105? weird.
>>688141574
47. robot.
>>688142199
Now you're a chad
i am the ultimate alpha
apparently 80 - cyborg
lol right
>>688141574
61, but only because I failed in the social and accomplishment section. in a year or so I will become a chad
129
132.
>>688142362
Chinese alpha
>>688142666
Checked.
>>688142666
FUCKING HIGHER THAN SUCCESSFUL
satan trips demands you to be higher than successful
>>688142688
H
T
S
59
52
robot
>25 and 1 point in social
t-there's still h-hope, right?
>>688142666
>>688142000
the gets are real
129. Always figured myself as the weird one out. Guess my friends are 'successful'.
this is now a get thread
>>688141574
120 - chad, not even sure wtf that means
>>688142888
you are only slightly strange, is all G
131
87
The description was quite fitting as well. It's fun because people in my old irc channel called me a normie, but my afk friends(all 5) think I'm weird.
86 - Slightly Strange.
Kek, strangely accurate.
>>688141574
holy shit 99. I'm so relieved, for some reason.
115
I'm in the top percentage of normalfags
107.
>>688141574
I got 71 total.
>14
>12
>34
>8
>3
I'm a cyborg, guys. I'm not surprised, though.
71 here
110. Normalest of fags. Feels good.
135
bts +6 point for being a female is dumb a fuck
>>688145678
So you'd argue there are as many female shut-ins as male?
>>688141574
71 - cyborg
>>688145908
Yes but women have their own problem. Anxiety,depression, close minded. Usually women are prone to be Borderline
>>688146523
Women are less prone to being forever alone shutins, which is what the picture is about, hence +6 for being female.
>>688141574
125
goddammit
>>688146909
yes but women tend to go towards men just not to be alone that's even worse.
sorry for my bad english
>>688146523
Are you implying that anxiety, depression, and close-mindedness are things only women experience? Becase I'm here to tell you you're wrong. And I don't have the evidence to dispute that women are more prone to borderline, but you haven't given evidence for it either.
>>688141574
104
>>688147146
it's genetical. Men are just built to respond to crysis men respond better to danger or stressful environement. I'm intervenent with juvenile delinquants and i can say that at my work i see much mroe female than male. Male tend to accept and know they have problem to solve.
51. Pretty much what I expected.
105
doomed to pleb life.
>>688141574
62 cyborg...
Lost count at some point but smthng between 65 and 70, so I'm a cyborg. I've considered myself relatively normalfag though.
>>688141574
85 just a few more steps then
75
>>688141574
119
>>688141574
7
>mfw i realise that i am nothing and i should kill my self
>>688141574
so successful?
>>688141574
well 55... guess ill be stuck on this board for eternity
>neet
Hehe
>>688141574
83 and yea thats pretty much me
86
Slightly strange? The fuck? I'm a fucking weirdo, should've got between 0 and 58
>>688148714
i'm at 130ish and i'm a weirdo
>>688141574
normie here with 96
>>688149246
Perhaps you are a successful weirdo
151
>>688141574
rollersz xddxdxdd
>>688141574
>46
Is that good?
>>688141574
>6
Bow before your Grand Wizard, faggots!
124 but man its too easy to be above "normal" loll
>>688141574
127 with an ongoing self-betterment process, yay I guess!
>>688147663
63 here!
>>688141574
mfw Robot
>>688141574
124 pretty decent i guess, almost successful
78 - cyborg
105 we chad now
81
>>688151651
It's easy if you're a fucking normie, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
87 lmao
>>688141574
133 not sure if any of that means much thouguh. just kind of stupid scattered in there.
107
57 here ama
>>688141957
Same here
>68
I'm okay with this, plus cyborgs are cool.
100
>>688148115
Holy shit, a grand wizard!
95
>>688141574
Adhd considered autism?
>>688155039
No, dumb-ass.
93 slightly strange . sounds about right
>>688155150
It's on some spectrums eat a dick you ignorant slut
>>688155371
Are you fucking retarded?
95 I'm a normalfag.
>Possible Chad
>>688155460
Read the Adhd autism connection
87,kind of proud of it
110, social section lacking a lot, need to lose that fuckin V card and I'll immediately be a Chad.
rolll
>>688156037
You don't understand what that means, they are completely different disorders. It's that it's possible one can be mistaken for the other. Again, dumb-ass.
126
No idea how I got that, expected way lower
79 if bicycle counts as a vehicle
140
>>688141574
126 oh shit waddup
>>688156637
Ayyy me too nigga waddup
>>688157235
I always thought I was way more of a degenerate than that
120 - chad
15 turboautist
I feel a strange sort of pride.
>>688157154
That score and that gif
>>688157405
Same I'm guessing we both didn't do too hot in the mental aspect
just kill me tbqh
I got 45 and i'm proud of it.
I don't have time for this but I'll take grand wizard
>>688157520
Since you're Swedish you have to subtract 5 points
124
>tfw being male prevents me from being successful
>>688157631
Yeah Mental and Accomplishments really got me the most, physical wasn't super great either
115, cec
>>688157805
The irony is rich as dark chocolaty
>>688157800
But,but i'm not swedish...
physical
15
mental
11
social
18
accomplishment
13
bonus
7
>>688158705
64 >> cyborg master race
53, robot. i only got points because my parents are rich.
>>688159190
Rich parents greater than anything ever
>>688141574
29,26,41,19,19
134 cheerin
>>688159190
not even an option ?
>>688141574
77 Cyborg
109
83
>>688141574
That feel when 50 something gets robot, but I'm sure it was wizard apprentice not but 2 years ago, so that's an achievement...
And I guess having 50k to get stolen was somewhat successful... I could have been a cyborg =/
141 lmao
>physical
16
>mental
3
>social
14
>accomplishment
9
>bonus
10
52 robot.
141
Im cool brah
138
Mainly lost points for being a degenerate perv.
25 from red
20 from blue
17 from green
20 soon 23 from purple
13 from bonues
Makes 95 in total.
I dont have anything to be proud of...had a threesome tho
>>688141574
94
Slightly strange
72 but underage so nearly none in romance
>>688157759
wow
If your not a complete shut-in and live like a normal person it's guaranteed you're not robot. Bonus points if you've touched a boob.
Apart from digging table-top gaming, PC gaming, anime and needing to go to the gym more I really shouldn't be here
>141
>>688162731
there are all sorts of people here. you'd be surprised. i got in the 130s.
>>688162731
what if you are a complete shut in, who is surprised that they got a 1.
>>688142000
Checked
>>688162926
it's kind of impossible. you can't play tabletop games alone, for example
>>688163144
Yes, you certainly can, you just pay both sides. Not as much fun though
Cyborg reporting in.
>>688141574
137, how the fuck is it even possible to be below 100 lol
>>688163267
true this i play pool alone.
>>688161399
That is certainly something to be proud of.
That and your dubs
>>688141574
>128
Who /chad/ here?
>>688163389
131, also asked myself this question lol you have to try or be autistic.
>>688163399
pool is different. it's just practice at that point. you're not holding any strategy back from yourself like you would have to in a tabletop game.
>>688163986
what if you don't go easy on yourself like always try to outsmart yourself.
>>688164105
well if you just started showering regularly you'd get 2 whole points
>>688163623
i got a 1, it was hard too.
115 - I'll take it.
>>688141574
>24
could I at least add the last digit of my post
63 :')
Cant w8 2 die my friendlies
>>688141574
i have reached grand wizard and i feel nothing.
>>688141574
87 - describes me perfect, a few friends how know i'm a little weird sometimes
>99
My colleagues think I'm weird or at least very particular. Fortunately, girls don't care about that (or even consider it nerdy and cute) if you have good looks. By 4chan standards I'm a total normalfag though. Not that it says anything, if you shower everyday you are already consider a normalfag here.
138 honestly is probably higher, I just lost count adding it up as I went and stayed with the lower figure to be sure I wasn't cheating.
>>688141574
134 boom! Fucking nerds
IM A GOD
>>688164851
yeah me too. i was going to stop after mental since it looked like i was breaking 100 anyway.
The fact that anyone could honestly score lower than 80 on this is absolutely fucking mind blowing to me. What kind of weird fucks are there out there lurking in the basements?
166 bask in my majesty faggots
68
Got 110. I excelled in the physical and mental part. Did bad in social but I try my best. Accomplish did okay. Bonus got 14.
How do I improve my social skills? I'm talkative but I just can't seem to make a friends. It sucks being alone all the time.
106. I'm normal apparently.
k
58
19.
Kill me.
>>688141574
137 faggots
74, bretty gud i guess
127
>>688141574
132
Check em
45 :/
109
53
24
24
21
120 noice
chad
>>688141574
well, too busy to add it up now, i DO have a job for reals. somewhere between wizard and grand wizard that shit about magic is fucking true, but its nothing any human would want.
TLDR: once you figure out girls are never going to fuck you, and you stop wasting time trying, so so so so much more free time to do stuff.
93
89, sounds about right
49
>>gamin ist mostly limited to console +2
what are you, peasants? this test is bullshit
>24-Physical
>22-Mental
>10-Social
>9-Accomplishment
>15-Bonus
>80-Total
>Cyborg
I am only one good relationship away from 14 points and normalfag status. Surely that will happen eventually right? I don't have to actively pursue that do I?
>>688170346
depends. how old areyou? this should all be weighted by age. if you're heading quickly toward 30 and still a cyborg you might be fucked
96. I am the enemy.
>>688141574
49 robot
Fucking number 6 grand wizard reporting in.
You all need to get the fuck off my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>45
I guess I'm okay with this
>>688170852
23 Things are beginning to look bad. I think I better take life more seriously. Time is beginning to run out.
>>688141574
64 cyborg here.
I thought I was better, holy shit
>tfw not a single point in physical column
129...almost successful
137Mydudes
>>688141574
132 (trip?)
>>688174288
damn only dubs, i'm feeling pretty good
84
Got rekt on the accomplishments and bonus round.
Honestly did so poorly on those that I should knock a few points off. Seriously I only got 6 points on accomplishments and 5 on the bonus round.
The Average Cyborg model 75
>>688174397
i live in a big city so pets, vehicle and worst of all kids are uncalled for. otherwise i'd have a perfect score in the accomplishment column. the place isn't the cleanest right now either but at least i have people over regularly so it can't be that bad
>>688174397
Im basically one job and about 6 months away from being a normalfag
>>688141574
118
>>688141574
137 successful fag
quite surprised by that tbh
105 normie
>>688141574
92- slightly strange
>>688141574
63, Cyborg.
Fuck my life, it's the only one that directly implies suicide.
>>688141574
social is just free points if you're not a bitch
104, pretty normal
>>688169154
If you're so magical, you'll use a fucking scripting language to add up your shit.
test answer seems right for me
>>688141574
96.
Don't really get it though, just a high school grad living with his mum who's had successful relationships. I think I should be more in the cyborg catagory myself.
59. Damn it feels good to a loner.
>>688141574
117. I'm a chad, apparently?
>Finding a gf is like child's play to you
Hahahaha, what?
I got 69
113
>I'm a Chad but am still minor overweight and haven't had a gf in years
>>688141574
139
Peace /b/
>>688141574
144
This test is bullshit, why dont get you points for table top gaming but points for console?
Theres nothing I enjoy more after the gym than sitting on my ass and playing csgo.
>but fuck me right
>>688141574
74 - cyborg
>>688141574
138. And I'm a girl. Poor NEETs.
18
73, middle of the pack cyborg
>>688177001
you know the rules
no one gets attention for free
>>688177413
Good luck getting people to obey the so-called rules, loser.
>>688177535
At least I'm not pimping my pussy on /b/.
141 fam
>>688177001
>>688141574
Penis
>>688141574
93, slightly strange, like I feel/am
65
>>688141574
155
do you even live bro?
>>688141574
130, well I quess a workaholic can be succesfull in some sort of way
idk if being a workaholic is healthy tho...
I would think I would score low per the 4Chan 'standard', but somehow I got a 118. Apparently I live a normal life.
>>688177744
You could be, sissy!
>>688178693
Sorry buddy, but I don't swing that way.
Enjoy your day, faggot.