Bumping for interest

It's illegal to hang people who post cancer memes on /b/

>>688138176
It's illegal to own black people in the United States.

>>688138916
YES

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Sodomy is illegal in Massachusetts but gay marriage is legal in Massachusetts.

It's illegal to hurt other feelings with racist or homophobic remarks. It can result in 2 years in prison
>Denmark

>>688138916
>black people
>people

Dont believe this one

>>688138916
>black
>people
>pick one

>>688138916
Would you really want to, though? Would you?

I eat my boogers

>>688138176
In the United States, elections for the presidency are held on a first-past-the-post or winner-take-all basis.

>>688139292
Most rational decent people wouldnt but you can bet your right eye that some fucking idiot would love to own people.

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Denying the holocaust is punishable by jailtime in Germany

It's legal in germany to break out of prison cause human right to be free and shit

>>688138176

mfw you accidentally have 7 elephants and you get executed. damn

>>688139392
Same in france.

Botifoul democrasy

>>688139313
I wish America would elect its President via a proportional representation system instead. So like, the gommies get 25% of the vote the President has to be exactly 25% communist, etc.

>>688139392
Thats bullshit no matter what side of the debate youre on. Shit like this frustrates me to no end.

With that said I get extremely flustered over laws like that. Imagine being round up by the government and locked in prison camps set to be shipped out of the country youve lived in your entire life.

>>688139446
is there an open door in every cell or you have to wait for launchtime to "escape"?

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>>688139487
mfw you use >mfw and don't have a reaction picture

>>688139446
They'll just put you back in prison. They can't increase your punishment just for wanting freedom, as they think it's in human nature. It's not like you can just run out and say fuck it to the police.

So if i want to kill someone i just have to gift them 7 elephants?

its legal to suck dick in the walmart at 3am anytime

>>688139392
>"You can question and criticize anything you want. You are free to express your opinions"
>"Oh except for the jews"

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>>688139581

>the president has to be 25% communist

>>688138176

In Sweden, it's completely legal to fuck your half siblings, but you need a state permit to marry them.

Everyone finds one part of this law ridiculous.. ;>

>>688139392
How is that stupid? Need some more pictures and books you tin-foil retard?

>>688139175

Fjernelse af racismeparagraffen - det eneste den understreger er jo, at der er en forskel!

>>688139667

mfw stands for "my funny words" you dipshit

>>688139849
Would that have anything to do with Zoroastrianism by any chance? I think their religion says that half-sibling marriages are holy.

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>>688139887

its legal to kill yourself in front of a large crowd as long as its a surprise

>>688139712

you just have to hide one elephant in his refrigerator or something. and call the cops

>>688139604
>With that said I get extremely flustered over laws like that. Imagine being round up by the government and locked in prison camps set to be shipped out of the country youve lived in your entire life.
lol
>if the holocaust happened, where are the death camps?
>RIGHT HERE MOTHER FUCKER

>>688138176
Go back to your classroom

>>688140043
You need some foil too bud?

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>>688139175
How do they determine what is racist or homophobic, or what counts as hurt feelings?

>>688138176
In Italy, you can only post 5 memes a day. This explains all le trollface tourist shit you can buy there.

>>688140200
>m-muh 6 million
Yeah what ever kike

>>688139712
Why you do is get 6 elephants and label them 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, and 7 and let them loose on someones property. They'll spend weeks looking for that third elephant.

on christmas if you want presents real bad but your family is poor, its legal for your parents to give you up for adoption

>>688139604
A country wants to ensure that what happened can never happen again, and through banning holocaust denial you can therefore limit the presence of extreme opinions and views.

>>688140200
Gas the kike
Gas the kike
Gas the kike
Gas the kike
Gas the kike

>>688139175
>Denmark prison
>The same as a middle class apartment
oh boy what a punishment

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>>688138916
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>>688139186
>this

>>688139581

We don't do that specifically because the people who created this country don't trust people like you to vote like anything other than the massive moron you are.

>>688140200
Fuck off you degenerate jew faggot.

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>>688139887
the point is that denying anything else in history is acceptable while the holocaust is "off-limits" you cuck

>>688139887
It's like sending someon in prison for denying evolution.

>>688138176
New York recognizes ~31 genders and has a $250,000 fine for using the wrong pronouns.

>>688139765

Yea so like, 1 arm and leg are communist, we'll Frankenstein that nigger together until everyone is proportionally represented

>>688139313

No we don't. We have an electoral college system.

And even that isn't winner take all in every state.

Don't sleep through civics and then bitch about things you don't understand.

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>>688140152
A. I never said death camps or that anyone was killed.

B. We know the location of the proson camps

C. Lol

>>688139887
u can deny evertything but not that, thats why it's stupid

It's illegal to drag a dead horse down young st (in Ontario) after 12:00pm. It's also illegal to shoot rabbits from a motorboat

>>688140488
You should be sent to prison for that

>>688138176

As of 2014 it is illegal to film a cop in Illinois. This comes with (what was reduced to) a 3 year sentence as it is a class 3 felony. It use to be a class 1 felony - punishable of up to 15 years.

>>688140601
Atheist fag detected.
Have fun burning in hell-fire for all eternity.

>>688140559
Ya alright. But tbh if you're gonna deny the holocaust you're fucking brain dead anyway :)

>>688140696
b8er nerd

>>688140662
Surely that's not true. In Canada it's a law that you CAN observe and film any police activity (provided you aren't interfering.

It's a felony to kill a bald eagle in the US.

It's also a felony to plot to commit a felony.

Therefore, it is a felony to think about how you'd kill a bald eagle.

>>688140401
Still a bitch place to be

In American presidential election you could get more votes than your opponent and still lose the election. Dumbass outdated electoral college system

One may not be charged for food at an inn unless that person, by his or her own opinion, is “full”
>Denmark

>>688139392
That literally should be all the evidence needed to show that there's something twisted about the holocaust and jews running the world. Seriously.

>>688140792
>Be a hobo in denmark
>Beat a nigger to death
>Get sent to a """"""""""""""Prison"""""""""""""
>Prison has a bed, a fridge, television with cable, computer

>>688140960
>be a hobo in denmark
>get flat
>flat has a bed, a fridge, television with cable, computer

>>688140960
>not able to get a job afterwords.

Hey euro friends post the laws I'm positive you guys have where the theif who breaks into your house can sue you if you beat him up bad enough.

Apparently there's a law in the US that allows women to be equal to men, and that also allows fags to fuck each other.
Glad I live in Saudi Arabia.

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>>688140024
>mfw this bait

>>688139313
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>>688140822

The USA needs to stop with all the election bullshit. ALL public office should be gained the same way. A free for all gladiatorial death match. Last man standing gets the office up for grabs.

Shit, broadcast that shit on Pay-Per-View, and you could wipe out the national debt in under 5 years.

in the usa its illegal to torture rape and eat a child

>>688140301
>>688140370
>>688140441

Found the Syrian immigrants.

>>688139392
>Denying the holocaust is punishable by jailtime in Germany

same in hungary. work of the previous, leftist government; in fact it was one of their last laws enacted before the elections that destroyed them. Orbán and the new gang simply extended the law to cover denial of the crimes of communism, too.

>>688140365
By banning denial, you let people who have overinflated the numbers (now granted it WAS a horrible crime, but the numbers they quote just don't add up at all) beyond all possible measures. It allows people to perpetuate their victim complex completely unchecked. Absolutism from one side or the other is horse shit.

>>688140034
>Zoroastrianism

Why would a nordic law have a connection to a religion so far removed?

In the preliminary works for the law the cited reason is a lack of biological need - in essence science has deemed half siblings genetically removed far enough to not pose a danger to an eventual child. The reason for marriage being outlawed is fear of a social stigma, that it goes against societal norms and thus can stigmatise eventual families of this variance.

>>688141211
germanfag here. some years ago a hell's angel left court free of charge after he headshot and killed a special enforcement officer through a door during a raid on his house.

sorry to disappoint you there

>>688138916
Make the world a better place, kill yourself.

>>688138974
Make the world a better place, kill yourself.

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>>688140662
>be cop in illinois
>walk into bank in uniform
>rob the bank
>bank owner accuses me of robbing the bank
>takes me to court
>CCTV camera clearly shows me robbing the bank
>judge throws bank owner in jail for filming me

>>688139661
You might get charged for crimes you commit in order to evade (taking hostages, damage prison property...), but the evasion itself is not a crime.

So if for some very unlikely reason they left the doors open, and you just walked out, and was recaptured, all they can do is put you back in to serve your remaining time.

>>688139186
Make the world a better place, kill yourself.

>>688140409
Make the world a better place, kill yourself.

>>688140441
Make the world a better place, kill yourself.

>>688139446
you can and will be assed for the things you'd need to do on your escape tho. bribe guards, break things and so on

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>>688140024

>>688140491
Citation needed for this please. And no, google is not my friend. I'm too fucking lazy to open a new tab.

>>688142205
Those kind of laws (don't know specifically for Illinois though) usually make it illegal to film a cop in the legal exercise of his duties. So the bank example (though extreme) would probably not protect the police officer. But it's a stupid law because in more frequent situations (like cops being heavy handed during an arrest for instance), they could catch you for filming them before they did something bad (and then do whatever they were going to do with no witnesses).

>>688140696
Make the world a better place, kill yourself.

>>688140365
On the other hand, by banning debate about the topic you also basically prevent healthy discussion about what caused it, which can help enable a repeat.

>>688140960
Make the world a better place, kill yourself.

>>688141968
Make the world a better place, kill yourself.

>>688139887
lets assume the holocaust happened 100% the way you get told. then lets assume you are denying it publically. does that change what happened? no, it does not. so why need to punish denying?

>>688140214
If the "victim" is hurt because you said something mean about the persons race, gender or sexualoriantation they can go to the police and have you arrestet

>>688141904
Make the world a better place, kill yourself.

>>688142661
They don't ban debate about the subject, they ban denying it happened.

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>>688140491

It was not made illegal to own a slave until 2009 in the UK.

>>688139945
enig, det er en forældet lov som burde fjernes. Ligesom alle de perkere som bruger den som et smuthul

>>688139157
the fuck ? I lived in MA and didn't even know that.

>>688141783
I'd pay to watch it.

>>688138176
In Oregon it's illegal to whisper dirty things in your lovers ear during sex. Just thought y'all should know that.

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>>688140491

>>688139565
Live in France . Le pen said the holocause was made up . No jail time

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>>688142473
Sure is samefag itt

>>688140200
Degenerate.

>>688141211
thats the us you retard

>>688138176
In the English town where I live, Shewsbury it is legal to shoot a Welshman on the Welsh bridge with a bow and arrow on a Sunday, shit you not

>>688143007
http://www.mass.gov/courts/case-legal-res/law-lib/laws-by-subj/about/sex.html#Sodomy

In England you can't sell alcohol to a drunk person, or allow drunk people in a licenced premises

>>688143336

Try it?

>>688138176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hojlP5Kns8

>>688140772
If i can remember i think it's also ilegal to have posession of bald eagle feathers, even if you claim to be unaware of them to be from a bald eagle.

>>688143329
This law varies from state to state. Though I can confirm in New York, you do NOT have the right to defend yourself, even in your own home. I know, I spent two years in prison for fighting back against a man who broke into my apartment.

>>688143817
Yes.

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>>688140960
And then we can compare the crime renewal rates and other crime & punishment related stuff between USA and civilized countries.

>>688143620

Also if you are a Muslim, you shouldn't choose to work in any area in which you may be asked to sell alcohol. Which requires another member of staff to stop what they are doing in order to serve you. Cunts. Some wear gloves and serve alcohol. The Quran says you should not give alcohol to anyone who has the intention of drinking it. What a load of old shit.

Quran 4:43 “Do not approach prayers while you are drunk.”

Any drinking law (17) fucking 18 to drink i say fuck that

>>688138176
In Idaho it is illegal to go fishing on the back of a giraffe. Just in case you ever have that opportune moment...wouldn't want anyone going to jail here.

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>>688138176
Somehow these classifications are supposed to stop crime or something. I think it's just so Leeland Yee can make some extra $$.

In Iraq everyone is allowed to have a gun legally.
But selling, buying or repairing a gun is completely illegal

It's illegal to kill muslims

>>688144068
found the UKIPer

>>688139487
mfw i read the image too
fucking idiot

some gems from Texas

>Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

>It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

>It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

>>688144534
>>688144534
>three sips of beer at a time
>sips of beer at a time
>at a time
wut

Isn't that just one long sip?

>>688144534
I heard about the dildo thing a while back, shit doesn't make sense to me.

>>688143140
Je vouz et encoule

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>>688140491

>>688140460
>denying history

No one denies anything besides the Holocaust. This is literally not a thing, sans the holocaust.

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>>688144631
Damn
its not like its a complicated sentence yet you still manage not to understand it

im almost impressed

>>688140370
Get hype.


JUST LIKE CLEGANBOWL!!!

>>688140214
Dealt with individually case by case. Rule of thumb is that if someone said something offensive about someone that can't be changed for the better, eg you're a fucking faggot kill yourself, then it's hate speech

>>688143843
kek wow

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The one on the bottom is illegal in my state because it looks way scarier. Functionally the same rifle. Capacity, rate of fire, magazines, caliber are the same. Diane feinstein made up the name "assault rifle" for one and now it is somehow responsible for a bunch of criminals' actions.

>>688144534
How do they check if you have more than six dildos?

>>688143843
I was just talking to a bouncer in the city about this the other day. Said dude hit him in the head with a glass and then the friend jumped in, bouncer knocked one of them out and he's the one that got in trouble. I love the place, but New York is retarded as fuck.

>>688143336
like a duel or what

>>688144123
enjoy your b&

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Law 1# In the UK, Crown Law states that you have right of way on the road if you herd a flock of geese down it. As in, you can legally walk down a motorway with a flock of geese and traffic must accommodate your passage.

Law #2 - killing a swan is High Treason

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>>688144243
Is that picture accurate? Are those truly classified in that manner?
>>688144534
TOP KEK

>>688145200
Checked

Don't know if the law is still on the books in Louisiana, but back in 2002, I was down there doing commercial roofing, and one day driving back to the motel from the job site, my boss got pulled over, and issued a ticket. When he went to court, the judge actually had to break out the fucking law book to look up what law he broke.

Apparently, my boss had been issued a ticket for "Willfully impeding the path of a goat" needless to say the ticket got thrown out.

>>688144877
Maybe you mean to say that you can't have three sips during an uninterrupted period of standing? Three sips at one time while standing means you are taking three sips at one time and also standing while you do it. Your intent was clear but your words were not. Just pointing out that was a funny phrase. No need for buttpain.

>>688144665
thats because youre a massive fag

>>688145126
aren't they both assault rifles?

>>688145247
Atf says you can make a gun shorter, but not longer. Can't add rifle butt to pistol, but you can saw the barrel off of a shotgun so long as it's 16' from the end of the chamber to the end of the barrel.

>>688145126
>Diane feinstein
>jew
degree in art history
whew

>>688145470
Indeed I am.

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>>688142748
Make the world a better place, kill yourself.

>>688142222
You got a sweet quads here tho, so i guess he have to do it now.

>>688145247
Yes they are accurate.

A "rifle" has a 16"+ barrle and a stock. Anything with a shorter barrel and stock is a "short barreled rifle" and has to be registered the same way a machinegun does

A "handgun" cannot legally have a grip forward of the trigger that protrudes 90 degrees from barrel (vertical foregrip) so that glock becomes and "any other weapon" requiring that same registration. foregrips are okay as long as they aren't totally vertical at 90degrees. 45 degree grips are very common on the ar pistols (the bottom one)

Since that ar15 has a barrel that is less than 16" and that sigbrace is legally not a "stock" (it is legally defined as a strap that goes around your forearm, you aren't supposed to shoulder it), that is classified as a handgun.

Because the parts on an ar15 are so interchangable, if you own that handgun and an upper receiver (barrel assembly) that has a 16" barrel but you don't own a rifle lower receiver (trigger and magazine and stock assembly), you have commited constructive intent of an unregistered short barrel rifle and can be tried for it.

People have gone to jail over this stupid shit. Our country needs to revise it's gun laws but unfortunately, that just means soccermoms are going to make things stricter.

>>688145126
To me the bottom looks more like the toys I grew up playing with, the top is what I grew up hunting with. Someone drives by with an m1 carbine and I'm digging a tunnel through time to get the fuck out of there.

>>688145618
Assault rifle is a made up term. In NY, the ar15 is an assault weapon and the mini 14 is not. The legal definition has to do with aesthetic features only. Function is exactly the same. Equal "killing power" as the dems like to say.

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>>688145207

Yeah, it is fucked up. I got hit in the face with a fucking lamp, (my OWN fucking lamp by the way) and I hit back. I punched the asshole three times, third punch apparently broke his nose. When he fell, he wound up cracking his skull on my coffee table. He spent 2 weeks in a coma with a skull fracture, and bleeding on his brain, I spent 2 years in prison for assault.

>MFW I'm being handcuffed in my own home for preventing an assault on myself.

>>688145676
shotgun barrels have to be 18" fyi, you might want to get your measuring tape out and barricade your dog.

Not sure if it's specific to here or not, but before starting a car you have to check if there's a person under it just in case.

>>688139157
Incorrect. The Supreme Court made it illegal to make anti-sodomy laws about 10 years ago.

>>688142545
Not that anon but
http://dailycaller.com/2016/05/20/new-york-city-to-fine-people-who-dont-use-correct-gender-pronoun/
Google was my friend

>>688146152
I rarely ever use this phrase, but I'm sorry to hear that man. That's just absolutely shitty if thats actually the full story. Maybe (maybe) if you'd have smashed the guys head into the table repeatedly, beat him with a skillet, kicked his mouth in and then cut off his cock I could maybe see spending some time in jail, but not prison. Ridiculous.

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>>688145947
Oh wow. That is just nuts.

>>688142163
hey mayne get your black ass here off 4chan

>>688146078
Yeah the translation to my "mothers tongue" loses a lot sometimes. I figured since it is a legal term over here it would also be over at the US.
Is there no term definied by fire rate?

>>688144123
Please ban this faggot.

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>>688146200
Excuse my typo

>>688146612
No fire rate doesn't make a difference here. The big line in the sand here is between semi-auto and full-auto. There are some products that walk that line but the legal difference is if you are getting more than one round to fire from one pull and release of the trigger.

>>688140024
this is excellent bait though

>>688138176
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>688146328
I can't believe I just read that. There is more bullshit in those couple of paragraphs than on every dairy farm in Nebraska!

>>688144856
Some people today deny the moon landing, the Armenian genocide, the Japanese use of Chinese women as "comfort women" during WWII, and lots of other things.

You'll always get a subgroup of any population willing to pretend that uncomfortable things never happened because it makes them look or feel bad, or because they simply don't trust official sources.

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>In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet
>It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

>>688146830
so if i were to construct a weapon which fired one shot every 30 minutes or so without release it would be full-auto and be harder to come by than that hunting looking thing (top) from the pic?

>>688145200
Cavity search.

>>688139392
Basically they made it illegal to be retarded and that's okay in my book

>>688146152
did he get charged with anything?

>>688146328
I live in upstate and let me just say NYC does not speak for the rest of us.

>>688146950
Just another way to generate revenue. Any way that state can find they will. Theyll squeeze every poor sap in that state dry. Fucking retards.

>>688146272
>illegal to make anti-sodomy law
they wee probably made back in 1700

>>688146328
IS THIIS A FUCKING PRANK

>>688147114
Yessir, if you don't let up on the trigger that .03 rounds per minute rifle would be a machine gun lol. The kicker is, if it was made after 1986, you would have to be either law enforcement or a MG manufacturer to posses it. But machine guns from before 1986 are okay.

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>>688144534
>It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Now wait just a darn minute...

>>688141211
that's true in any place in the US that doesn't have Castle Law. In New York if somebody breaks in, it's not self defense to shoot the guy if you had a way to escape, you have to let him rob your house.

Of course it's up to the judicial system to make that call, but realize the laws aren't on your side by default.

>>688146486
I had 3 things going against me there, I will be honest.

1: I was a world class hell raiser as a teenager, the local police knew it, and I spent a lot of time on probation for being that kind of fuck up. However at the time it happened, I was actively trying to be a decent person. I was attending college, working full time, and had not been in trouble for almost two years at that point. But old stigmas die hard in small communities.

2: The cop who arrested me that night, was the same cop who had made it his mission to get a serious charge stick to me when I was a teen. (Shit, he once arrested me for "Disturbing The Peace" as I was walking home wearing headphones, and singing along to the music)

3: It was an election year. The judge wanted another term, and the DA was trying to appear "Tough on crime" for his campaign.

So yeah, I got hosed.

>>688141179
50k a year in welfare

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>>688147367
As far as public opinion of any state that doesn't border ours, yes it fucking does. I hate to be one of those upstates talking about splitting the state but holy shit I'm so tired of those disconnected city assholes making this state worse and worse. Cuomo can suck a dick btw.

>>688140309
No, they'd get publically executed and you'd be down 6 elephants, genius.

>>688147536
Really makes you wonder why they call it a justice system. Our country is fucked.

>>688142780
How can you debate something without disagreeing with at least some points?

>>688147355
Actually yes he did. He got charged with B&E, misdemeanor assault, plus he was also wanted in ANOTHER B&E where he stabbed a 64yr old woman 4 times while robbing her house. So he went to prison too, but it doesn't make my sentence any easier to swallow.

>>688138916
Impossible anyway, blacks aren't people

>>688147296
then anything that's objectively retarded should be punishable by law, such as believing in any religion

>>688147491
That's why I love living in Texas. Castle doctrine is home/car/workplace. Come and make my day Jew

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>>688147639
Former 845 fag here. Where in upstate do you anons live?

btw, this law makes me glad I moved to fucking Michigan!

>>688147639
Just got back from there the other day. Absolutely beautiful place, beautiful. Almost wouldn't have known I want in Tennessee. People are great all over the state, never really met a new Yorker I didn't like. What seems to be the real problem are all the soft asses from out west that are moving there. The whiney, bitchy, self entitled Californians and Washingtonians are the ones I didn't get along with. But the brash, proud, big hearted new Yorkers are real class folks.

>>688148085
518 here, troy area

Trying to move to SW maine soon cause I'd rather live in a free state than this messed up liberal hellhole. 3 Hours isn't a bad drive to come visit family I figure.

I've got family in MI, near clarkston. That 10-12 hour ride can be shitty sometime.

it is illegal to bathe before 7pm in Tennessee

>>688147491
That's what the cops tried telling me!

>>688143843
>>688146152
>>688147536
I'm that anon btw. The cops told me I should have "Hidden or ran away, and called 911" It took them 40 minutes to get to my house after I called 911. I had hidden (Cus I wasn't jumping out of a 4th floor window to run away) I probably would have been dead before they showed up!

>>688148361
OH SHIT! I used to live in Troy! I actually lived on Old 6th Ave, like 4 doors down from the fire house!

>>688148085
>>688147639
315 Utica here. I see more fucking niggers from NYC move to this city than you can believe. Plan on moving to washington soon there are some companies in the tech field looking to hire me. Unfortunately I hear they are bigger faggots then the city.

here in Indiana their is still a law on the books prohibiting baths from october to march.

>>688148608
Nice, not too far from browns. Was dinosaur bbq there while you lived here? Probably one of the best restaurants to come into town in the last 10 years. I'm just across the river.

>>688148843
check forgery can still be punished with public flogging

>>688148930
Yeah it was. And bombers opened right around the corner from me like 6 months before I moved downstate. Their chicken and red bean burrito is fucking AWESOME!

>>688148930
OH! So you're over on the Green Island side? I used to fuck a spanish chick who lived right off the bridge in G.I.

>>688149093
Bombers margaritas kick ass also. That particular bombers closed last fall though, the guy that owned the bombers, old english pub and beirgarten in albany bought it and turned it into a another beirgarten though. Just opened like last month I think. Pretty great place to get drunk.

>>688148843
the city i live in it is illegal to have your car lights on while driving on main street. have had friends cited for this.

>>688149231
Yeah, most people in troy only know green island as "that place with the asshole cops right?" lol

They really are the worst around though, watervliet is close but we take the cake.

>>688149339
I didn't figure the Bombers would last. As much as I liked it, the neighborhood it was in wasn't exactly the best (I mean it was less than 2 blocks from a ghetto so bad that cops didn't do solo drive throughs, it was always 2 cars minimum) and it was a bit pricey for that part of Troy. I always assumed that after the novelty wore off it would fold up.

In the UK it is illegal to wear a suit of armor in parliament.

You get 1 year in prison for murder and life time in prison for denying the holocaust.

>>688147468
Mind blown.

>>688149449
G.I. cops are bad, but I'll take them over Cohoes, or Waterford ANY day of the week. I once had a Cohoes cop shake me down cus I spit in the street and he deemed that as "suspicious behavior" lol

>>688148018
god please, that would be great

>>688149748
"one year in prison for murder"
Sure, whatever makes you happy to believe.
The minimum sentence for manslaughter is 5 years.

>>688149911
Not in east europe

>>688138176
In Washington state, lollipops are banned.

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>>688149911
By definition Manslaughter is "Depraved indifference to Human life." So the minimum you can get in German for not giving shit if someone dies due to your actions is 5yrs? Shit... Sounds a little light to me.

>>688144123
MODS UNDERAGE B&

>>688149669
Yeah that's unfortunately the trend for most places around here. Dinosaur is still one of my fucking favorites, but their food has gone downhill.

In addition to the ghetto, there's the hell's angles club house too. Troy's just not a nice place if you aren't used to it lol

>>688139387
id love to own someone just not a nigger. they stink peeeyuuuu

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>>688142205
>tumblr

>>688147296
retard, you only ban it's discussion because you know it would disappear otherwise. Did you know that before the ban, there were twice as many death camps? But after people studied those camps they found out that it was impossible to gas the jews without gassing the rest of the fucking camp. Gas Chambers with open windows and holes in the roof don't make for good gas chambers. especially when there are no suction devices. The only place where suction devices are installed in any camp is in the fumigation chambers for the clothing. And no human fits in those things.

Even if you say i am incorrect, banning the denial of something means that it's a lie. The truth doesn't need protection, only a lie.

If you want to prove me otherwise, find an actual gas chamber that doesn't have open window/ wooden doors, doors that are closed from the inside, etc...

>>688146328
>its not april fools

>>688149392
Epilepsy, porphyria, photosensitivity sufferers in the area. Or bikers have died. Or walkers have complained.
I find this law pretty reasonable, as long as there are streetlights and warning signs not to drive with headlights.

it is illegal to eat watermelon in a park in beech grove indiana.....keeping out the dindus.

>>688149911
manslaughter isnt murder anon :)

>>688140540
Electoral college is something to bitch about

>>688146152
Move to Florida, we have an awesome right to self-defense law... basically if you FEEL threatened you have the right to defend yourself

>>688150195
Considering I was one of only FIVE white people living on Old 6th, I can relate. But I was always "That crazy ass white guy" I cemented my reputation for that when I chased a dope dealer from out in front of my house with a fucking tomahawk. I think he was still running when he hit 4th street lol. I remember the biker bar, but I can't remember its name, which is funny since it was only a couple doors down from Bombers.

>>688143336
im gonna need coordinates because i dont wanna accidentally rock up there and get skyrim'd

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in canada it's illegal to throw a moose out of a plane

I am English. Unfortunately, we don't have any silly laws.

>>688150108
in belgium it's 6 months, for killing 3 people if you are drunk and in a car.

http://deredactie.be/cm/vrtnieuws/regio/oostvlaanderen/1.901843

>>688150976
Make all elections a last man standing death match, and you lose the bitching, and gain water cooler discussion topics!

Greetings from Sweden

If you want a glass of water, you only have to knock on the door of the nearest house. Doesn't matter what house it is, they have to give you water.

It's illegal to own Mein Kampf. And Postal 2.

It's illegal to try to dodge small animals on the road when driving 50km/h or faster. Small = Hare or smaller.

It's still legal(I think, was last year) to have sex with animals, as long as they don't hurt from it. It's NOT legal to have pictures of people having sex with animals.

Anything that portaits children in erotic positions is considered child pornography, even if they're drawn.

You can have sex from the age of 15, but if you have pictures of yourself having sex before you're 18 it's child pornography.

It's illegal to adress the king by first name.

>>688151246
I wanna meet the person who this law was written for. Honestly, the mechanics of it are mind boggling!

>>688151278
I think it's still punishable by death to enter the courtyard of Buckingham Palace carrying an axe or bow, but I might be mistaken.

>>688151407
>have a swedish friend on steam
>always on postal 2

Now I know why

>>688140200
triggered kike

>>688151505
Nah, Human Rights Act banned capital punishment for any reason. There used to be other ones like arson in a Royal Navy shipyard, as well, but they're gone. All gone.

>>688151407
>It's illegal to own Mein Kampf. And Postal 2.
>Postal 2.
it's illegal to own a violent video game.

>>688151407
>It's illegal to adress the king by first name.

So, I'm confused on this one. Like in the UK, it's cool to say "Queen Elizabeth" but in Sweden you can't say "King <insert name here since I have no fucking idea what his name is>"? You just have to "The King"? Or is it "King <Insert last name" like "President Trump"?

>>688151011
Haha that's a good one. Gotta set yourself apart from the easily robable yuppie types that come to drink on river street.

Not sure the name of that bar, but bikers are all around in the area cause of the harely dealer out rt 7 and the HA clubhouse towards lansingburgh.

I'm out, MI/Troybro. take care.

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>>688140711
>tbh
>:)

>>688140761
>just because it's legal here means it must be legal there also
typical ignorant libtard canadian.. and that's coming from a canadian

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>>688138176
Thou shalt not commit murder

>>688151822
Oops, missed to fill in the "only". You can say "King Carl Gustav", but not Carl or Calle.

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>>688140024
Fuck you

You can't bring secret made pictures, videos or audio for evidence in court in germany.
Even if the judge/the judges did watch or hear them, they are not allowed to get influenced by it, making their sentence

>>688151847
Take care G.I.bro. And keep clear of those cops, we don't an anon getting shot for jaywalking.

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public kissing is forbidden in some counties of illinois if you have a moustache