>>688126344
They are and you know it

>>688126344
I'm a burgerland Asian and life is like being a short-bus driver with a master's degree in psychology.

Hey crumpets you do not have piss yellow teeth and you do not smell like teabags

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>>688126344
Fuck you. France has been our closest ally.

>>688127363
I don't think so man.
We had to liberate the cunts in WWII and they still fucking hate us. We should have let the Nazis keep them

>>688127363
france joins usa to fight -
Iraq? nope
Vietnam? started it and dropped out leaving it usa to deal with
cold war? fucked around and bitched about how much authority it should have and dropped out of NATO for 20 years
ww2? surrendered, changed sides, surrendered to usa, changed sides again

how can that be the CLOSEST ally?

>>688126344
Americans are all dumb retarded fucks who will be outbred by mexicans soon. Their country will be owned by china also. The only hope is Europe

Fuck France

>>688126344
Hey there eruopiss you are NOT completely defenseless and incapable of protecting your borders nor are you less important to your government then refugees

>>688127771
>Surrendered to usa

is this what Americans teach their kids?

Some of you guys are alright

>>688127922
Europeans are all dumb retarded fucks who will be outbred by Muslims soon. Their country will be owned by china also. The only hope is America

>>688127771
>surrendered to usa
tippity top kek

>>688127771
France just gone away from USA sphere of influence.


You guys were mad as fuck during cold war.

>>688128111
Whites are dumb fucks who will be outbred by niggers soon. The only hope is Israel

>>688127771
>Shit-tier education
Found the eurofag

>>688127363
Ignoring the fact that France offered to become part of the UK after WWII

>>688127771
They joined us when it mattered the most, our war of Independence.

That being said, as an Amerifat, I actually am fond of the Europeans. I see them as allies against Islam, China, and Russia. Western Civilization and all, that is if we don't crumble from within.

>>688127654
>>688127771
Moments where France aided us
>Revolutionary War
>War of 1812
>Louisiana Purchase
France was blitzed in the opening moments of 2 world wars while the USA leaned back in its chair.

>>688128299
Source?

>>688128053
>>688128180
do some research about operation Torch
the French killed americans in north Africa until they surrendered
to the American command

>>688128401
Those were Italians

>>688128355
If we see that Germany is winning we ought to help Russia, and if Russia is winning we ought to help Germany, - Harry S. Truman

I love being jewish

>>688128390
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-British_Union#Frangleterre_.282007.29

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6261885.stm

>>688126344
Americans are disgusting slobs who can't behaive.

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>>688127363
Ah yes, like the time our fighters had to fly around their airspace, because they wouldn't allow us to fly through French airspace. Good times.

>>688128313
and 20 years before the war of independence French officer were leading indian raids to kill off the soon to be americans
they only helped to fuck the English
you didn't matter

>>688128535
>Not respecting national sovereignty
Implying the USA lets Canadian military aircraft in its airspace.

>>688126344
Never really liked the states, but we need each other to survive.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend
>friend

>>688128355
>war of 1812
that was America making a land grab while the british were busy fighting Napoleon
the moment Napoleon was beaten America made peace

>>688128510
A literal conspiracy by an economic agent? Sounds like foreshadowing for the EU.

>>688128439
nope
french

>>688128919
A federalised Europe might become a real super power instead of divided nation states bickering over nothing.

Frenchs did not followed USA with Iraq war... a good thing because they created ISIS.

>>688128902
A former colony attempting to annex more colonial land while the imperial power is distracted? Sounds like solid strategy to me.

>>688126344
Hullo Amerifriends, if we fall to the merkelator in the referendum can I come live with you? I'll buy all the pew pews and eat as many burgers as I can, promise

>>688127922
Get ready to feel the Bern, you neo-Nazi Trumpcucks. There's a storm coming, in the form of millions and millions of disaffected Americans sick of having the American lie shoved down their throats by racist, homophobic Nazis like you and the mainstream media. Don't like what I'm saying? Go back to Faux News.
Capitalism has to be the greatest failure of organised government ever- but it came with the greatest lie ever told as well. Everything is fine. Keep consuming. Keep producing. You are what you own, and if you don't own anything, you are worthless.
The capitalist Ponzi scheme is falling, /b/rothers, just a little later than Marx predicted. It is coming.

>>688129199
Commie b8

>>688129199

If you support Sanders, you can't do maths.

Fact.

Well this thread failed.

>>688126344
what are the thoughts on TTIP by us citizens`?

>>688128111
>Europe is a country
Anon, your melanin is showing

>>688128535
You have a long and well published history of dun goofin, a catestrophic accuracy score on bombing runs, well known mental health issues within the armed forces and are the only country to have ever dropped a nuclear weapon on a populated area without knowing what it would do, keep your floaty kaboom machines out of my airspace too man

>>688129087
>they
can you say the zionist controlled government

i was in the 6th grade and didnt help create nothing but crusty tube socks

>>688129041
He's right you know.

You can't fight in the heavyweight legue if you're a lightweight.

It's just a matter of how this federalization should happen. It's so easy for government interests to pass over interests of the people, that people should allow this federalization process to proceed very very slowly and with great caution. By the point all has been outsourced to Brussel's, it's going to be too late to ask for rights or a backdoor to stop malicious laws from being passed. At that point nobody's getting nothing until something new replaces the federation.

>say something nice.
>insults people but place a "not" between "you are" and "insult"

>>688129913
You are not insult

>>688129390
>Europe
>country
>what

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>>688129913
welcome to 4chan

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>>688127363

France called (telephone) Germany handed over France and fielded it's own army against the allies. Fuck those traitors.. We win and they play all nice. Some good resistence troops but more like anti france french.

>>688128053

He's infact correct.

>>688130154
You are not a retarded piece of shot that I hope dies.

Totally not sarcastic, I really mean the "not" part. I mean, I could thank you for replying and how nice it is that you did, but instead I'm gonna tell you you are not stupid for taking "you are not insult" that literally.

>>688128058
Aren't you going to tell us what places to avoid tomorrow?

I don't have anything to say but I think it is funny that you are reading this sentence. You're still reading this sentence..

>>688128355
They hated briton..

>>688129403
japan totally deserved it tho. Lets be honest here. I'm not talking about pearl harbor btw.

>>688130777
I'm replying to this sentence. You are reading a reply to your sentence. You're still reading a reply to your sentence.

>>688130879

Japan is the coolest has the coolest Asians now; we should drop more bombs!

>>688127363
>ally
>surrender

>>688130396
incest really isn't that big over here. It's a myth that the fuccbois from the costal states perpetuate. Just fyi. I'm sure your country is great as well.

>>688130879
I dunno. I think the radiation from the nuclear blast caused some serious malfunctions in their brains. Resulting in anime, manga, cosplay, and hentai. I blame America for the weird Japanese culture

>>688126344
Yo America, you might have problems but your culture of extremes also produces greatness on the reg.

>>688130403
to be fair, france is lyke 50% not even french. They got invaded and occupied by muslims so they're basically sandniggers at this point. This is why us murricans hate france and muslims. The sandniggers turned our bff into a complete faggot.

>>688128355
>Louisiana Purchase
Yeah they were real broskis to fund a war with the sale of land rights. Top 10 alltime biggest international friendshipping moments Ivan.

80% of USA population are pedos and serial killers and 20% are in jail for robbery and also 100% are on 4chan /b/

>>688130940
yes and no. They're still kind of assholes. Watch some of their anime. Some of them are butthurt and unrepentant of their old imperialist ways. They're alright, but we'll see what happens with them when push comes to shove. If they help us with the North Korea problem, it will promote them to bro tier.

>>688131086
it could be a lot worse, fam. Imagine not being born cuz grandpa died in tojoland. This is assuming you are murrican and not an enthnic minority.

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>>688131144
Thanks, /b/ro! Cheers!

>>688131144
also, nice dub dubs.

>>688129417
you don't even know what zionism is, dumbass.

USE THE FUCKING METRIC SYSTEM YOU ANNOYING AMERICAN FUCKS

>>688128111
>Europeans
>Their country

You're really helping your countries reputation here

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>>688129087
What..?

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>>688129199
Chill the fuck out man. Until you realise that no political system works, get back in the basement you doom preaching pessamist commie

thanks for taking the refugees faggots

>>688131243
Source?

>>688127972
i second this.

Fuck France.

for all the "hurrr durr muricans are fat" banter, i fucking love you guys "food". Maccies, burger king and all the rest of that fast food crap, is so uinhealthy fatty and bad, but holy shit do i love it, it tastes great is probably killing me but its nice and cheap.

Thanks murca, you also have some pretty sick bands from your country, god bless Primus

>>688126344
Hi eurofags you definitely aren't becoming the middle east 2.0.

>>688126344
usa has pretty good dining places, superb food

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>>688132876
>He's actually British
pathetic Eurocunts

>>688126344
Is Australia a Europe? :D

https://youtu.be/Ss05LEkUShU
What accent is this?

>>688132980
south african english?

>>688132952
>US

typical american reading comprehension, now go eat a donut burger you fat fuck

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>american "women"

britbong here. love america, love your food, the fact that your chicks dig my accent, bla bla bla, sorry about the rest of Europe, shame they're such pussies (except for Germany i have nothing but respect and reichly so)

>>688132980
he's a non native english speaker, sounds like Dutch or Scandinavian accent

>>688133245
Proof you are britbong or gtfo

Also I am kopy

>>688132895
Hey americuck. You definitely aren't a piece of ignorant crap who is so ducking stupid that you don't even know that ice is frozen water. You aren't a fattass that has to move around in one of those scooter things because you don't weight more than my car. You are not an inbred gun maniac that shoots up schools because you are not some edgy little fucker that still dwells their mom's basement.

I know I'm being very specific, but I said the word "not" a couple times to make op for that

>>688132974
I respect your wishes for that.
and
I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA BE FRIENDS ON THIS THREAD!?

>>688133404
fuck America and fuck Europe NZ is where its at no crime and no cucks

>>688126344
well, fuck you too then.

>>688133505
>NZ
literally who?

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Russian poor fag here. All hail to putintoad.

>>688133185
Shame is, her face isn't all that ugly, if she lost half her weight she could be a 7/10

>>688133509
>to be fair
France is pretty queer and most of the thread em'

>>688133573
New Zealand

>>688133690
I'd rather choke on cock, eat a fucking dead man, piss on a Jewish black, and then hang a god damn nigger before I move to New Zealand.
>Lord of the Rings was cool.

>>688133690
Cuckold: The country

>>688133373
how do you want proof? okay you ever watched Chucklevision?

>>688133808
Better then living in the crime filled country known as murrica

>>688133878
Are you saying your the actual britbong

>>688133124
>>688133300
Everyone seems to disagree with one another, I feel like the accent is fake because of this

>>688133690
New Zealand is one of those places you never really hear anything about. Oh you got Kiwi birds. Oh your indigenous people arent black. What else is there? You can't list cons of NZ, but neither can you list pro's

>>688126344
France should demand the statue of liberty back.

>>688133245
>respect for Germany
They are cucked as fuck you nigger

>>688133910
at least I have freedom and Trump.

>>688134023
This is the best shit I've seen all night.

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>>688127922
>Their country will be owned by china also
It is already owned by the chinese
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/05/16/china-tops-list-of-us-foreign-creditors-once-more.html

>>688134010
Were one of the top places to go during nuclear war and one of the most peaceful places what has America done?

>>688134049
Other than gun policies and shit. What freedom do you have that Europe doesn't. Trump is not a valid point, you also have Hilary and Sanders.

>>688128053
>is this what Americans teach their kids?

No, it's what UStards teach their kids

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YUROPOORS ARE FAT, LIKE THEIR AMERICAN BROTHERS! WELCOME!

>>688134136
If you wanna get into the deep shit, guns isn't the problem nor is Trump. Sanders and Hilary and fucking morons. It's funny how foreigners, (you kiwi lookin ass nigger), get into American politics.

>>688134160
" by 2025 "

Also, blame the UK for increasing their stats.

But being fat ass cunts is what you would expect from a country desperately trying to get a lick at the US of A's dirty anus

>>688134121
I don't know what America has done. I'm not from there.
Not hating on NZ btw

>>688134045
but if any country could uncuck itself it would be germany its just a shame about their current leader

>>688132777
>Fuck France.

French women are hot, unlike the retarded land whales you have in the US.

>>688133989
well i'm English so I know the english speaking accents pretty well and although he speaks english, his intonation is completely wrong, makes him sound foreign

>>688133952
yeah i'm the actual britbong

Fuck america nobody else likes you!

>>688134136
They have the right to die of Cancer because healthcare is commie.

They actually are so retarded their life expectancy is lower than slovenian's

I'd better live as a commie than die from a cancer at the mighty age of 50 whispering " america, america, muh guns, muh freedom "

>>688134424
>ok no
nice try

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>>688126344
hey europers..
its great you speak all those foreign languages. thats, like, cool

>>688132980
Sounds russian to me.

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>>688134099
Actually babies can swim.

>>688128111
>>688128242
humans are all dumb fucks who will be outbred by shapeshifting aliens soon. the only hope is the moon

>>688134049
You have very little freedom, and if trump wins you will have none.

>>688133131
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2411152/Lucy-Vallender-Former-male-TA-soldier-UKs-transgender-Muslim-woman-MARRIED.html


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/04/lucy-vallender-uk-transgender-muslim-woman-territorial-army_n_3868479.html

>comprehend this reading, faggot

>>688133577
Привет, comrad. Another russian faggot from Kaliningrad is here. Again.

>>688133131
>Being stupid enough to believe a fake articles.
This is why you pathetic europigs need to be nuked. Go eat a pile of crumbs, you poor 3rd world fat europig gypsy fuck. Fucking die.

>>688134754
The freedom you have is the same as mine buddy, plus Trump will liberalize your ass.

>>688133577
Russpig no die. America is #1.

>>688134305
Europig no die.

>>688134491
Fuck Europigea, no one likes you, not even your pathetic europig people!

Remember when back in the days. People only cared about the politics in their own country. Nowadays, the American elections are bigger news than who runs my own (European) country

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>Mfw the United States is richer than the entire European Union of 28 individual countries.
Europigs really will cry.

>>688135006
>hero
:)

>>688128111
> their country will be owned by china
dont think so m8 bofore that happens china buys america

American here.

I'm not gonna bother boiling down the entirety of Europe into a single monolithic entity, so this one's directed at Bavaria in particular. Austria, Germany, Switzerland-and yes, even you, Liechtenstein:

Your bread is generally better than ours is, and like your appreciation of seasonal produce. Also, the English of many native German-speakers is pretty damned impressive.

>>688135142
*I like.


Fuck. I guess I'll take this opportunity to throw in some more love. Your hard cider is fucking amazing on hot day, and I miss it.

>>688134783
>>688134862
>mad amerifats

you fat fucks are such stereotypes its hilarious

>>688135055
now subtract debt

ooh

>>688135055
So when are they gonna pay of their debts to the rest of the world?

>>688135240
>Europig in denial
You worthless, ugly, fat bucktooth motherfuckers are the world's laughing stock. Keep getting cucked by rapefugees, 3rd world brainwashed europig.

>>688135280
>>688135287
The EU's combined debt is even more than the US's.
Look that up on the internet, a service proudly created by America. Europigs.

>>688126344
Hello, my rodeo friendos. I love the U S and A. Good meat and good truks. God bless the U S and A.

>>688135233
*a hot day

FUCK ME. I'm just gonna keep throwing these out there until I make a post without any mistakes.

You're funnier than people give you credit for here in the US. And for you specifically, Salzburg: There's a lot more to you than just The Sound of Music, and I enjoyed my short visit very thoroughly.

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>>688135326
>worthless, ugly, fat, worlds laughing stock
but your american?

>>688135520
>jumping in this fight
YOU ARE A BRAINWASHED NEONAZI RIGHT WINGED PIECE OF SHIT. BURN YOUR COUNTRY DOWN.

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>>688135520
Of course the europig would steal what I said. Probably another rapefugee.
It's only a matter of time until China or Russia nukes the 3rd world shithole of Europigea.

>>688135647
do you have more weird ass videos like this? post more

>>688126344
Fuck all you Eurofags and Amerifats arguing. This is supposed to be a nice thread. Americans, I like your burgers and the rest of europe, I like your buildings. From Britain.

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>>688135804
They nearly all have sound
So no

>>688136096
>Britain
>Being a europig yourself
Way to prove the "stupid eurocuck" stereotype.

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>>688136570

these videos are killer omfg

>>688136302
Are you dumb? I said 'to the rest of europe' later on. Way to prove the shitty education stereotype faggot