Hey guys how are you?

>>688119057
>>688119269
Kys

Sage in all fields.

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How was /b/'s weekend?

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>>688119908
Triple fucking dubs .are you god anon?

>>688121275
Calm yourself sir, this is a respectable establishment

what do you guys do for a living?

>>688121489
Toil away shipping packages for insipid customers. And you?

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Absolutely a positively grand day tonight

>>688121275
>being this new
summer fag fuck off

>>688121571
i am in the us air force as an aircraft maintainer

that sounds like a decent job, do you like it?

hello guys how was your day?

But... I don't think I can control myself.... REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>688119057
Hello friend. I hope you have a great night

>>688121676
Eh, the pay is all right, but people generally have unrealistic expectations in regards to cost and speed. I'm thinking of joining the Navy.

>>688121275
>triple fucking dubs

fucking summer

>>688121735
pretty decent, i pit some money down on my next car and picked up some unbroken interior pieces for it

>>688121762
the navy is a pretty good gig from what i can tell

>>688121094
my weekend was most glorious fine sir and yours?

Hmm, so what do you think of these young hooligans, they are indecent in my opinion.

>>688121842
>the navy is a pretty good gig from what i can tell
I scored really high on the ASVAB so they are pushing me to join Navy Nuke
25k enlistment bonus plus enlistment as an e4, and the option to reenlist for 125k or apply for OCS.

>>688121934
DON'T FALL FOR NUKE SCHOOL

DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT

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>>688122022
????

What a beautiful night it is

>>688121934
it's an incredibly stressful job from what i've heard and seen

a friend of mine has a husband who's a nuke and he's almost never home

if you're single though and don't plan on settling down you should consider it though

>>688122022
Watch your profanity good sir

>>688121489
I post memes online

>>688122197
>if you're single though and don't plan on settling down you should consider it though
check and check

Had my last exam today. I feel so relieved. Never thoughy that Afro-American studies could be so interesting

>>688122326
Thought* Fixed that for you friend

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>>688122400
excellent dubs my friends

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>>688122445

What a great sunny day! I am thinking of going on a nice bike ride in the forest on the hill. Any thoughts, my friends?

>>688122326
what was interesting about it?

I like people on the internet.

>>688122534
i like you

>>688122534
me too

There are vampires out there

>>688122534
There are many fine people of many cultures online

666?

There are trips in this thread but I'm just a newfag

>>688122668
Fear not, my friend. Satan has not arrived here yet.

Boogly

>>688122668
im sorry my friend, not now. im sure you'll get it one day

>>688122624
I love black people

Interesting thread.

777?

>>688122756
Me too

>>688122782
Unfortunately, my good man, you have not won the jackpot.

>>688122756
i am black

>>688122812
888?

It feels nice to be polite to people on /b/ for a change. It is quite pleasant indeed.

>>688122820
do you support the Black Lives Matter movement?

>>688122756
African-American citizens are very fine people who enjoy delectable chicken and giving me peculiar leaves

>>688122862
nay

G

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>>688122485
>>688122889

>>688122722
I am affraid, sir, that your bait shall not work on us.

This seems like a pretty cool place to hang out. How's life everyone?

>>688122881
yes i do, all live matter, even yours

This is getting interesting

>>688122881
With all my heart

CLOSER NOW

>>688122820
Fantastic, you are welcome anytime!

What a good day it is here, long live the queen

>>688122927
>>688122973

do you support their acts of domestic terrorism

>>688122955
'Twas interesting from the start my friend

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>>688119057
I'm not even trying.

Well met good comrades

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Rate my d*ck guys

is everyone having a lovely day?

Yes love is in the air today

>>688122991
Pip pip cheerio to you as well lad.

111?

lets discuss what going apeshit entails, in a reasonable polite way like how normal people often discuss things

>>688123079
Yay

>>688123131
unfortunately not.

I have diarrhea

Isnt the weather lovely?

>>688123072
What a fine duck you have there sir!

Hello gentlemen

>>688123138
I would imagine that it is quite unruly.

>>688123173
Sir?

>>688122244
Trips!

>>688123163
what about now

niggers

>>688123165
Well, I hope that you get well soon, friend.

>>688123138
I would imagine that would entail a lot of profanity and use of the words "nigger" and "faggot"

>>688123072
Hahaha sir, your joke make me laugh out loud! Very funny, very nice and creative!

i love black people

>>688123225
Nah

Gentleman, my pleasure

>>688123195
After all we are all gentlemen here

>>688123225
It is still beyond you.

Hello mates.

Perhaps we should all give tumblr one big gentle hello. I think it's high time we made up with those gentle warriors.

I have diarrhoea

>>688123232
Watch your profanity;racial slurs are not encouraged here

>>688123138
they will dounce the flames of politness and replace it with rage and anger with a cold hearted core rejecting any sort of trips to replenish those flames of care

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>mfw no one has gotten trips

>>688123282
Of a most genteel fashion of course.

>>688123255
Me too

I have diearea

go nuts

>>688123220
It's summer again

I have diehardea

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>>688123334
wew

>>688123138
To what might you be referring too kind gentle? This thread is only the most well behaved and politically correct if I might add.

I'm enjoying my fuckin hoo chunk

>>688123302
Their support of equality is very noble

>>688119057
ioforglkldljsd

I have dyeria

>>688123232
Please keep this board safe for elegant discussion.

>>688123361
Constipation here we should fuck

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>>688119057
I'm mexican, do i have a chance at getting a cute white gf? White people are so beautiful. =(

444

>>688123302
settle down friend, we ain't never that polite ;)

>>688123333

I have dyeheria

>>688123232
Please sir, stop. In this respectable board, there is no place for racist remarks.

Roll for mayhem

>>688123444
FAGOT

>>688123444
You're fucking cunt, m8

>>688123444
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>688123444
FAGGOT FUCK

>>688123444
its time

Bow to me, gentlemen

>>688123444
HORY SHEET

>>688123444
Look at this fucking faggot

>>688123446
Fuck you motherfucker

fuck niggers

>>688123441
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOU!!!!!!!!

>>688123444
fuck u u fucking piece of shit, what did we do to you

>>688123444
HOLY FLIM FLAM THE JIM JAM, WHAT THE FUCK DO WE HAVE HERE?!

>>688123444
Drink bleach you whore

>>688123444
NNNNIIIIIIIGGGGGEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!

>>688123444
seize the means of production for the workers and overthrow the state

>>688123444
Well then.

I FUCK MY SISTER EVERY OTHER WEEKEND AND TELL MY PARENTS WE ARE OUT OF TOWN WITH FRIENDS!

>>688123444
YOU FUCKING GODDAMN CUNT SON OF A WHORE BITCH FUCKING RETARD, YOU HAVE JUST RUINED AN ELEGANT DIALOGUE

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>>688123460
Get back to reddt you dickless piece of shit cunt

>>688123444
RELEASE THE MEMES

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>>688123444
viva la revolution

>>688123444
God damn cunt, kys

>>688123444
Die from a tree you dumb Negro

>>688123624
Shut the fuck up edgelord summerfag

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ANARCHY REIGNS
FUCKING BURN THIS THREAD TO ASH

>>688123444
You had to fucking ruin it like you ruined your Fucking parents lives didn't you? You fucking feminine piece of faggot shit? Look there he goes again ruining shit like he always fucking does! KILL YOURSELF

>>688123692
Its hang you faggot

>>688123508
fuck off you little tumblr femmisist slut, suck my 12" black cock you nigger hating jew stain. ill cum so far down your throat it'll be pouring out you nose for a month, i hope you get tentacle raped by a sea urchin you twindle dick. i hope you die by choking on your 'sisters' 3 inch clitoris you minority

>>688123651
I JACK OFF TO THIS SHIT

>>688123781
What a fucking queer

Hmmm could it be trips

>>688123781
that's wack

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>>688123334
>First to trips
>No one gives a shit
>anon kills self

>>688123707
Fuck off to tbmlr then twofaced cunt motherfucker shit eating degenerate. Shit on your hand and slap yourself

>>688123836
no it fucking aint you frozen sack of shit

>>688123836
fuck off niggerfaggot, I won trips

>>688123781
What the fuck too far, don't make me get vegan gains on your ass

>>688123859
Stupid cunt newfag thats not trips fucking idiot

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/b/ irl

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

fagit

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>>688123444
See, shit like this is the reason America is going to hell.

>>688124215
Eat my shit

>>688123781
this is why I love /b/

>>688119057
just like niggers?

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>>688123444

>>688123622
This.

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>>688121393
>>688121670
>>688121798

>getting baited this hard

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>>688123444
IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG NOW MOTHERFUCKERS!

>>688123444
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Meme
Status
Confirmed
Type:
Copypasta
Badges:
NSFW
Year
2010
Origin
OperatorChan
Tags
lol, marine, catchphrase, copypasta, warfare, navy, seals, gorilla, 4chan, macro, meme, response, kill, sniper, threat, internet tough guy, army, military, phelps, mème, richi, richi phelps, gurilla
Additional References
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About
Navy Seal Copypasta (also known as the “Marine Copypasta,” “Internet Tough Guy Copypasta” and “Gorrila Warfare Copypasta”) is a facetious message containing a series of ridiculous claims and grandiose threats that portray the poster as an Internet tough guy stereotype. In the original post, the writer claimed to be a former Navy Seal with a long history of combat experiences, using comical typos and hyperboles like “Gorrila Warfare,” “300 Confirmed Kills” and “I can kill you in over 700 ways with just my bare hands.” Since its emergence in mid-2012, the copypasta has spawned a variety of spin-off stories, similar to the John Copypasta meme.
Origin
The copypasta is believed to have originated on the military and weapons enthusiast image board Operator Chan sometime in 2010. The earliest archived posting was submitted on November 11th, 2010 to 4chan’s /jp/[4] (Otaku Culture) board, in which the poster claimed to have seen the message previously on Operator Chan.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. Etc. Etc. This guy never shuts up!

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
SO MANY FATS FUCKS ARE IN HERE.
FUCK ME I'M FAT
GONNA FUCKING AN HERO ANY DAY SOONER OR FUCKING LATER.

>>688126666
oh shit nigga

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>>688123444
Kill yourself in a old school chevy

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>>688123444
FUCKING TRIPS NIGS. POST FURRY PORN. ALL HAIL THE DEGENERACY.