How is it even possible to be a virgin at that age? Its not that hard to get laid

>>688116447
OP is propably a manlet. A fat one, with acne. Or something i dunno

>>688116447

It is incredibly hard to get laid. It doesn't just happen to most people but requires concentrated effort.

do you like grapes?

>>688116564

180 cm / 6"0. So upper range of manlet.
Not fat but pretty athletic.
No acne since my teens.

>>688116802

Only if fermented.

>>688116447
It's easy. Just be antisocial and don't go out much. Plus, obviously you could pay a cheap hooker but .. barf..

>>688116383
Are you employed?

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>>688116383
How long should i boil an egg to get really good boiled egg?

>>688116850
>Not fat but pretty athletic.

I don't believe you. Show body.

>>688117362

No. Unemployed since June. Trying to find a job.

>>688117411

If you want it still a bit fluid in the middle, then 6 - 7 minutes. If you want it really hard boiled, then 8 min +

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>>688117668
Mon Nègre!

Also, what are you gonna specialise into , fire or ice magic?

>>688116447
ok, I need one thing clear:
if I pay and fuck a hooker, does that still count as "getting laid"?

>>688117842

Fire. Ice is for suckers.

>>688116383
Did you choose to be a Virgin or are you just a robot?

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>>688117517

HURR

>>688118035

Robot.

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>>688117952
Motherfucking firefuckers

How do you imagine a vagina feels like?

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>>688118041
Aigth guys pack it all up, this guy is fucking with us he look like fucking appolo or something like that.

>>688118098
>How do you imagine a vagina feels like?

Bags of salty milk and coins.

>>688118207

Not fucking with you. Also, my body is very average. You American or what?

>>688117842
It's not gay if the balls don't touch

a friend of mine lost his kisslesshood a few weeks ago at the age of 22 with a drunk fat bitch he met on a party, and now that faggot is "in love" and feeling all sorry for himself because she doesn't "love him", what i meant with this is... if you get to kiss a grill, for the love of satan, try to wind it off and not get obsessed about her

>get a hooker and make a fucking virginity loss bundle, your self respect is long gone

>>688119660
>>get a hooker and make a fucking virginity loss bundle, your self respect is long gone

Was never there in the first place.

>>688119828
then you are fine man... if you get a nice hooker she won't have any diseases because they get tested, you just have to pay the price

>>688120023

I'm low on money at the moment.

>>688120171
well, tinder exists for a reason... when i needed money in college i used to repair pcs, i bet if you hit the street with a sign that says "need money to lose virginity" people will help

>>688116383
Are you a wizard ?

>>688120454

Never had any luck on Tinder.

>>688120640

I am.

>>688120745
What kinda spellz you can cast? I heard that at 40 yrs old you become sage is this true?

>>688116383
OP u need to place urself in situations where there are drunk women, then get drunk yourself also, then matter of time before u got ur tongue in one of them

>>688116383
why haven't you gotten a hooker?

>>688116383
>>688120959

men + women + alcohol enough + wait enough = ppl making out and/or fucking UNLESS one of the groups of women and or men is very unattractive

>>688116383
>>688121049

no merit or fun in fucking a girl thats fucking you for money its a waste of money

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>>688120745
look, since you probably never going to see that chick again go with the "I'm gonna be truly honest, I have social anxiety and my psychologist recommended me this app to meet new people, are u up for a beer?" or any straight to the point shit like that until u get one chick with 0 self steem (or very very nice) that will agree, just don't give up, it's not ok to be a wizard

>>688120935

I can throw fireballs at peasants.

>>688120959

Drunk endeavours, whether private parties, bars or clubs were essentially my only mode of social interaction besides class when I was in university. There were drunk women, I was usually drunk as fuck (I have a tendency to self destruct). Nothing ever happened.

>>688121049

No money. Don't want to contribute to trafficking by fucking some 30€ hooker.

>>688121109

Then I am obviously unattractive.

>>688121260
also, get shitfaced on a club and hit on every single moving stuff that stumbles upon you, just don't push it too far because you are going to get a restraining order... good an old "wanna kiss?" will do it

>>688116383
>Feel better about your own pathetic life
>top lel xD funny sad virgin meme (^:
That's some heavy inferring coming from someone this pathetic. You going to jerk off to the abuse faggot?

>>688116640
......goddamn kill yourself

>>688121260

I did exactly that. Meaning straight to the point (never mentioned the social anxiety [which I don't have] or the psychologist). All this eloquent, witty conversation on Tinder is beyond me.

>>688117952
fuck that. lightning dewd. fire and ice aren't the only elemental choices

>>688121598
try to meet up asap, get in a superficial state of intimacy and make the call to meet up, do it until u get something

I'm a 21 yo virgin. Someone kill me.

>>688121384
>>688120959

1) u drunk + girl drunk
2) talk to girl abour random shit
3) test her with proximity, as in leaning in close to her as u talk or saying come with me to get a drink and grabbng her hand and maybe carressing it with ur thumb and if she doesnt move away or take her hand away shes 95% gonna make out with u if u try to kiss her
4) if the above didnt work its only cuz the girl might be too sober

>>688116383
Whats it like being a wizard?

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>>688121384
>I can throw fireballs at peasants.

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>>688116383
Have you reached rock bottom yet? When you are so sick of yourself you will don anything to chnage your life?

>>688122081
what the literal fuck? looks like someone stacked two half bodies together like lego...

>>688121995

The girls were noticeably drunk. Not as drunk as I was but still. Nevertheless, there was never any sign that there was interest. On the contrary, I heard "please don't touch me" quite a few times.

>>688122081

I've been on rock bottom for a decade. However, I don't know what to change because I am still hopelessly confused about everything.

>>688122245
Her ass also looks like a trashbag full of cottage cheese.

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>>688122245
I love girls with dat fat ass

bit weird I know, but that's me, whatcha gunna do?

>>688122245
>being this faggot

>>688122480
>caring about shit that 99% of women have

virginity is killing you

>>688122567
nothing. you do you.

>>688122620
>99% of women

I can almost guarantee I've fucked more women than you, and literally none of them have had it. Sorry I don't dip into the bottom of the fucking barrel like you.

>>688122567
>I love girls with dat fat ass , bit weird I know, but that's me

Is totally normal Anon

>>688116383
How to avoid ending up like you?

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>>688122620
then obviously you only know ugly, probably nigger, women, you negroid

>>688122355
theres a problem somewhere. some things i can think of:
1) ur going to places with stuck up impossible bitches
2) ur emanating a beta vibe force field. maybe start working out hardcore it'll change ur beta mindset into alpha

have u ever been to another country like in europe or whatever. girls over the world get wet for americans u just need to play the american card to get them

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>>688116383
Today I am ruined my math exam. I feel myself worse then 33 year old kissless virgin.

You should kill yourself...really. If you cant get a woman to fuck you I bet you can't really do anything, basically you are fucking useless

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>>688122437
I can point you in the direction of material on how to understand this topic, if you want. It's hard work, and will take 12 + of dedication.

You know that chinese phrase, goes something like, I can only show you the door, you have to walk through it.

>>688122949
actually thats from the matrix

>>688122858
nooooo, please don't. i can tell you, "playing the american card" is the worst idea you can have. that gets you nothing but people thinking you're one of those fed-up-with-themselves hooray-patriotic muricans. rather play the "exotic"-card.

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>>688122738
you're like me /b/ro

>>688122845
no you didn't, unless u fuck skeletons

>>688122713
the only girl i fucked that have no celulitis was a fucking gym addict and still she had a little bit

you guys are watching too much porn

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>wanting 3D

>>688123155
i live in argentina i know from experience girls get wet for americans u jus go to a bar act all cute and foreign and u have instant 80% higher chance of success compared to locals. the more third world the country the more it works

>>688122858

>theres a problem somewhere. some things i can think of:
>1) ur going to places with stuck up impossible bitches

Normal student bars mainly.

>2) ur emanating a beta vibe force field. maybe start working out hardcore it'll change ur beta mindset into alpha

Oh, I am certainly emanating a beta vibe because I am a fucking autist. And no amount of work out will change that. I posted a pic of my state at the moment >>688118041. I used to much more fit during my 20s. But believe me, that doesn't have any effect on your personality unless you were ashamed for your body in the first place. I never was.

>have u ever been to another country like in europe or whatever. girls over the world get wet for americans u just need to play the american card to get them

I am German. Lived in Sweden and the UK.

>>688122890

True.

>>688116383
i know your problem, OP. i'm 35, already hab several girls, but not that much - and far less than i could have had. last one lies several years back. most times i'm working or doing drugs, so i don't even have the motivation to do something abou this mess.

i guess you can't open up to them and feel awkward in their presence. same thing i had/have. plus it actually pisses me off this whole flirting, get to know each other shit. for me it's like a job interview, god i hate it. hard to change that.

>>688123205
>thinking that the only other body type except these >>688122081 >>688122567 >>688122949 is skeleton

nigga, you just went full nigga

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>>688123114
oh yeah. Well you get what I mean.

Leading a horse to water, or something

>>688123193
muh dick

>>688123205
>the only girl i fucked that have no celulitis was a fucking gym addict and still she had a little bit

Top fucking zoz m8. There's a reason they call it a 'fat' ass. It's fat. Fat is fucking disgusting. If you're attracted to that shit, good on you, but that is a total turn off for me.

Every one of my girlfriends is/was very physically active except one, but she was just thin. My current girl is 5'4'' 115 and we go to the gym together five days a week.

>>688116383
Where and how do you plan on anhero?

How did your parents fail so bad raising you? Serious question.

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>>688123400
This guy gets it. Girls don't have to be obese to have nice bodies, and girls who aren't 30+ bmi aren't fucking hungry skellingtons.

>>688123313
>the more third world the country the more it works

and that's the important part here. i live in germany and i can tell you this would not float. at least not like that. exotic, yes, maybe, "hey gurls, US-of-awesome guy here, want the D"- not so much...

>>688123313
yo vivia en brasil, hace un par de años me mude a capital y las minas son re histericas aca, posta, no hacen valer la pena el laburo

>>688123756
Fuck off, pablo. This is an American board. Get it? Americano forumo.

>>688118639
>You American or what?
kek

>>688118041
Dude looking like that, you've gotta be a real weird guy or something to not be getting laid.

I mean I'm sorry, but compared to you I look like dogshit and even I picked up a reasonably good looking girl as a partner...

I will say though, that it was only after a few months of therapy and a pretty drastic change in how I handled myself that any women started paying me attention at all. Also, the idea that picking up is easy is total horseshit; anyone I know who is actually happy in their relationship (myself included) found that person through another friend and cultivated a relationship over months and months.

>>688123345
>i guess you can't open up to them and feel awkward in their presence.

I can't open up to anyone and feel awkward in anyone's presence. Sex or gender don't make a difference.

>>688123814
i'm too drunk to write that stuff in english, since i am replying to someone that speaks spanish i don't feel the obligation to speak in english, kill yourself faggot

>>688123328
Sei einfach du selbst alter. Es ist nicht so schwer ;)

>>688123986
Clarification: you may be able to talk yourself into a girls pants for a night, but I consider it pointless.

>>688116383
so, why is losing a fight a bad thing

>>688123328
hitting the gym hardcore is the BEST way by FAR to turn the beta vibe into alpha. ur pretty lean that means u can skip the shittiest and most boring part of getting fit which is losing weight. All u need to do is start doing a shit ton of biceps triceps and chest and maybe back. fuck legs if ur too lazy. once u start getting huge arms ur gonna look in the mirror and the beta mindset will instantly decrease u keep getting bigger muscles and ull start feeling more and more like the shit. if ur too lazy to work out fully ignore what everyone says and just go for arms chest, its what gives u 90% of the personality improvement. this is by far my best advice its what change my life around before workign out i was a beta loser getting no girls at all. the year i started working out i started hanging out with mad girls had a group of girl friends which i made out with almost all and fucked 3. it was all fromt he personality change that came with the gym. honestly i hope this advice kann dir helfen

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IF you could give pleasure to a woman
Would you try to please Her? If you could even get her horny?

>>688124078
yeah, i sounds like a former friend of mine. we all were socially fucked up a bit but he by far the most. he started therapy a few years ago i didn't hear from him for years.
i have a moderate version of this problem - but i can overcome it for profesdional reasons etc. everything personal, esp with women is quite uncomfortable for me too. that's social phobia.

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>>688116383
So, do you want to know the name of a guy who produces a huge amount of material on helping betas and wizards understand this subject. His stuff is awesome, even alphas can learn from him?

I am a kissless 33 yr old virgin too. My excuse is that I grew up with an abusive father and a muslim upbringing and struggle with c-ptsd and schizophrenia

24y beta virgin reporting in, had about 2-3 chance to get laid but both of the bitches were fat ugly. I have very low self confidence and get nervous really fast.
Had my testosterone tested last month it was on the bottom line norm 8.69 (8.39 is bottom) im getting tested today again and if the results are bad im gonna start taking some testosterone substitutes/pills.

>>688116383
Why is dying a bad thing for normies?

>>688123986
>Dude looking like that, you've gotta be a real weird guy or something to not be getting laid.

I am weird. Think of real life Jordan Schlansky.

>>688124088

Ich war mein ganzes Leben ich selbst. Das ist das Problem.

>>688124203

Again. I did hit the gym a lot and used to look much more buff in my 20s. Not bodybuilder level but certainly ripped. I did shit for my personality.

i've seen this post like 3 times allready. What are you trying to acomplish? a miracle? fucking narcissist. A lot of anons tried to help you and yet you still indulge in self pity. Fuck off allready.

>>688124917
Man, you'll find someone eventually; but you do need to get out. If you're weird, you'll need to find someone compatible. They're out there somewhere!

>>688124922
this.

>>688124922
>fucking narcissist.

Yes.

>>688124551

Sucks bro.

>>688124917
>Ich war mein ganzes Leben ich selbst. Das ist das Problem.

Ne. Das problem ist deine Wahrnehmung von sich selbst. Wann du dich in einem besseren Licht siehst, die Weiber werden kommen. Die problem liegt in deinem Kopf. Es existiert nicht in Realität.

>>688124458

OP here. I love public speaking. But every eye to eye conversation is horrible. I don't think it's social phobia, it social dysfunction.

>>688124501

Please tell me.

>>688125823
>die problem
>Das Problem

Es tut mir leid. Es ist verdammt spät und ich soll schlafen. Aufwiedersehen alter. Ich hoffe, dass du eines Tages besser fühlt.

>>688125865
yeah, ok could be this too. but that's a weird combination tbh. no idea if a therapy could change this. it didn't really change much for me - i was bc of this drugs-stuff and we tlked a lot about the social problems. still have them, so...

>>688125823

Ich war lange Zeit sehr überzeugt von mir. Die Realisierung, dass etwas nicht stimmt kam langsam über die Jahre.

Faggot.

got a twin you do meth with in your head?

>>688127520

Excuse me?