Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Bored.
George Lopez, claimed
still here
and
>>688114284
no you got other ones
>>688114335
not my fault
>>688114686
In casual situation I rarely have anything to add in
Who could this stunning gal be?
Is she a model?
Is she goddess?
Both! And I love her to death
Akiko claimed
Rias claimed, suck it.
*yawn*
ohayo
>>688114815
they are animals ....
Miho claimed
>>688114686
Indeed
>>688114937
'Morning Karen. How goes?
Here
You know who I'm claiming.
Waifu
Mashiro claimed
>>688115144
Amazing taste
>>688114892
shes ok i liked the black haired queen better forget her name
>>688114961
and they actually want what you are giving
>>688114686
Aye aye
>>688114815
Meany
>>688114453
Oh don't worry since you're tired. Lol
I'm relaxing, about to head to bed after this ep of jojo
>>688114595
Like SAO?
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>>>688114937
Hello
>>688115108
Noticed
Gardevoir claimed.
Trainer here, kinda. My mind is fuzzled at the moment
>>688115219
everyone does, you'll just take your time to adapt to it
>>688114937
Early morning lewd trips go!
>>688114937
Hello Karen
>>688115220
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Damnit shinoa why
>>688115219
She's so uninteresting that you forgot her name, that proves Rias is superior.
>>688115256
are you being cummed inside ?
>>688115235(you)
>>688115256
Why's that?
>>688115220
not even
>>688115281
i dont want 2
>>688115461
not really sure if thats a good measure
>>688114874
Such as the talk about how the day has been? Yeah me neither.
>>688115010
Will never understand why it's looked down upon. It's top-tier.
>>688114937
Good morning Karen.
>>688115220
Roger Roger.
>Best idol claimed
>>688115639
Im bored sitting in TS
>>688115643
Memories, really. Now tell me, who do you /think/ you are?
If you're uncomfortable with telling me that, who did you remember talking to?
>>688115494
L-Lewd
>>688114712
I might enjoy it.... I mean, I'm just going to help you decide is all!
>>688115097
Pretty good and pretty bad
Had tons of fun yesterday but it was cut short by a disconnect and internet was down all over the area desu.
Was still pretty fun. But now it's ramadan and I can't eat/drink the entire day. Already fucking thirsty though and it's only 10 AM, have to last till 8 PM.
What's new with you?
>>688115220
Hey there, what's up?
Are these all just spammers or do we have new waifus now?
>>688115440
Hey hey Yuno
How was day 2 of A-kon? And now day 3 I guess?
>>688115381
Nice try
I actually have a lewd picture saved for when you do get it though
How've you been desu?
>>688115774
Morning Maki, how's the day treating you?
>>688115692
you will
>>688114937
Right when I make best claim and get trips this faggot comes in and steals all my (You)'s
Karen, please kill yourself
>>688115774
They will never understand our love for feet.
>>688115845
I'll take that as a " I wish "
>>688115845
I remember talking to you and Cirno of course! There was also some dude named Trixie, she was weird.
>>688115774
Yeah, Shit gets awkward really quick when all they say is "good"
>>688115886
third day, its over now.. I miss it already
>>688115931
>>688115798
Sorry, "Working" and lurking from phone
>>688115861
O-OK if you'll enjoy it... I should get socks to go with it too right? I can't buy it now, but when I do, you'll be the first to see!
>>688115896
what makes you think that?
>>688115886
Doing well, tired though so I'm about to hit the hay. I will get that lewd and break the curse!
>>688116060
Ok
>>688115995
Now, please excuse this question.
Give me every piece of knowledge you can remember
>>688116133
its natural
>>688115886
>Had tons of fun yesterday
We hadn't even forced you to go Dva and blow yourself up
Your internet better be on point today faggot
>>688116043
>noose tightens
Hey you want me to Karenify a certain hero?
>pic related
>>688116237
then why can i only recall it happening once
>>688115886
We have some new waifus. I think the cirnos are shit posters though
>>688115440
I enjoy messing with everyone in thread. Milinda being my favorite
>>688115692
Lies!
>>688115774
It will be done my lord
>order 66 get
>>688114888
trips checked
>>688115931
Sorry about yesterday, internet got completely shit on did you guys win that last one?
>>688116023
Well don't just leave me at that! Tell me the cool stuff that happened
Did you buy anything? Meet any cool people?
>>688116230
>Give me every piece of knowledge you can remember
wew
>>688116176
What time is it where you are?
>>688116343
No, not a shit poster. I love my Cirno and am most dedicated.
>>688116343
>>688116325
you faint if its too good (?)
>>688116381
330am.
>>688115886
Nothing really. Just can't sleep right now so i'm waiting for my brain to decide it's bed time.
>>688116343
Swear to god, as soon as a VRMMORPG SAO is out, you'll never see me again
>>688116381
Oh, there was a SAO photoshoot that I participated in, was fun and silly and I bought tons of cool shit
>>688115886
The day has treated me pretty well. Got to lounge even harder than before. What are your plans for today?
>>688115956
Exactly. It's too hard for them to comprehend.
>>688116023
>Good
>Silence for a minute
>I'm just gonna go now
Every time.
>>688116343
Shit, we didn't plan for Order 43!
>>688116076
Of course! I know there's cat themed socks around, those would match really well!... o-or so I'm told.
>Looking forward to...giving my opinions!
>>688116381
>trips checked
It's about fucking time
>internet got completely shit on
Yea we noticed
>did you guys win that last one?
Of course
We always win you stupid bitch
Say, did that senile old man call again?
Still here.
>>688116343
i would share but i dont really have any like that
>>688116536
no i was very much awake and i dont pass out
>>688116381
Goddamnit, and to think I was close to finding her.
:/
>>688116230
That's a lot to ask, do you want the knowledge of the universe or something? I'm just one dude. Jokes aside, I don't have much knowledge I can give, what do you require? I can give it if you ask specifically
>>688116605
Are you?
>>688116627
If it makes you feel any better, I talked to (her) on skype before and we participated in thread spamming. That was quite awhile ago.
>>688114937
AYAYA AYAYA
>>688116298
No can do, grandma and uncle came back from hiking trip
oh and that senile old fuck called the house another three times.
>>688116420
Truly so, desu?
>>688116298
>We hadn't even forced you to go Dva and blow yourself up
Oh you.
I wouldn't mind mercy or d.va desu
Oh if you're going to take a screenshot do the one intro that i have
Also check previous post reply to shizuru, too lazy to copy paste it lol
>>688116599
lmao see above
>>688116627
Finding who, plant thing?
>pic
nice to meet you
>>688116573
My plans for today are sneaking in any game time I can possibly sneak in between my grandma and uncle using their phones kek. How about you?
>>688116560
Sweet dude sounds like fun
One day I'll go to a convention too
>>688116544
>waiting for my brain to decide it's bed time.
humans amirite?
>>688116540
Get to sleep, lollipop.
>>688116343
Yeah I kinda guessed lol, what about the pink hair and the gardevoir?
>>688115956
>>688115010
>>688115774
>>688116573
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>>688116615
you never know
>>688116573
This is why I'm mute, I mostly reply in gestures or nods, only talk when its absolutely neccesary
>>688116898
You should, its a lot of fun!
>>688116970
well then what would be the point if i pass out
>>688116598
Oh? That sounds really cute! You'll have to tell me where to get them and help me get the right outfits. But I'm really tired and have work tomorrow so I should get off.
>Looking forward to hearing your opinions.
This is goodnight guys!
>>688116898
Seriously. If you're going to make something mandatory, nature, make it so i can actually fucking do it you little shit.
Lol
>>688116873
>Rattle rattle
>>688116420
Good to see that I dragged someone who's been in /waifu/
>>688116511
What?
>>688116560
We'll find you. And disconnect you from game
>>688116573
FUCK WHAT DO!?
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>>688116605
Qua-sount
>>688116615
Awww
>>688116898
Gardevoir seems new but a chill guy. Haven't asked him and sachi has been here for some time
>>688116573
Indeed
>>688117061
goodnight
>>688116873
my nigga sachii
How's it hanging
Daily reminder that I love and appreciate all of you equally.
>>688116898
Desu ;)
>>688117061
Alright, night Mizore! Sleep well, alright~?
>>688116946
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>>688116788
I guess I am.
What's going on with you?
>>688117067
Tasty.
>>688117060
more pats until you get used to them and Not faint
>>688117140
Real funny
>>688116642
Alright, first question. Do you recall someone called Rowan?
Second being what was the chat (IRC) called?
>>688116856
Oh, well thank you sincerely. And tell her that Trainer said hi, if you still have anyways to contact her.
I might just be dreaming here though. What threads did you spam again?
>>688116898
Neevuh mind me
>>688117067
>>688116898
Hmmm Imma need an excited Karen preferrably one where I can see the full hair and face. If you can't manage that I guess I can work with what I can find online
> senile old fuck called the house another three times.
Kek, did you ever found out what he wanted?
>>688117247
thats not going to happen
>>688117414
but still
you never know.
>>688117337
I'm not going to answer those first questions for privacy reasons, but I will answer the last one. We spammed "ERP" threads. Back then, we disliked them immensely
>>688117061
See you in your dreams
>>688117067
The only way you'll find me is through the game, and good luck trying to catch up to my level
butt?
>>688117460
i do though and if you dont like things naturally then you are just tricking yourself into liking it
>>688117139
Night!
>>688117215
I will, goodnight!
>>688117529
Same to you!
>>688117540
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Night
>>688117656
they are natural , you are the one not liking them
you'll see
>>688117691
Night, stranger! <3
>>688117244
Working on some stuff, but mostly waiting for my roomate to finish doing whatever he is doing so we can head back to our apartment.
What about you?
>>688117066
Just lay down and do things on your phone, you'll auto-sleep right?
>>688117067
lol not sachii
I went back to link posts of pink hair and then I realise it was just one, nevermind.
How've you been?
>>688117244
I'm really loving your new pics desu
>>688117061
Night lollipop
>>688117282
It wasn't a joke desu
>>688117394
You should probably get one online, mine are mostly face pictures but pic related might work? That's the most hair I have that shows the face.
Senile old man called again, it was my grandma's brother wishing us a happy ramadan.
Turns out he has a hearing problem.
>feelsbadman.
>>688117337
Alright, welcome anyway.
>>688116898
Haha, good luck with that. Gotta watch over my grandfather today. He recently had a seizure and everyone else is busy so I have to go over there.
>>688116946
Gave me a giggle m8.
>>688117053
Yeah starting the conversation is not my thing.
>>688117067
Uh fuck! We can't kill them like this. Challenge them to a duel instead!
>>688117109
Absolutely.
>>688117691
You're doing god's work. Sleep tight.
>>688117493
Well I can't really find out much with that out of the equation. Do you remember anyone else on the chat/ threads?
>>688117774
no i wont and they arnt
>>688117941
you will
night
>>688117864
Is he gonna be alright? Pretty old?
Grandma came back from hiking trip yesterday. Uncle went with her. Aunt and her son were off somewhere. Was the most fun I had this entire month, internet all to myself.
>>688117369
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~<3
>>688117244
The way he eats it
>>688117529
>le hacking skills
>>688117540
Yes those are nice
>>688117825
I'm fine and tired. About to head to bed after one last bake. You?
>>688117864
I'm not good at dueling :'(
>>688117819
Just finished cleaning my bike after a ride I just had, stacked it so it got kinda dirty. Right now just chatting and some games. What are you working on?
>>688117825
Cheers dude.
>>688117904
Nope,I do remember there being an IRC though, one of them was for the ERP-ers to hugbox? I think there was another one, but I forget the name of both. Did you participate in the spamming of threads. Another question for you... have you heard of something called the "Desu Revolution"?
>>688117864
Neither is mine, ah well I have my three bros so I dont really need anymore irl friends
>>688118107
Dont get salty of my DOOL WIELD skill :^)
>>688118107
>>688118107
Woke up, probably going to start playing skyrim or something for the rest of the day.
Or just sit and spend the entire day on the thread as usual lol, depends on how many interesting stories I get to hear.
>>688118196
I think I have and there are two to my knowledge, one bustling which I despise.
And one that's old and feels home-y. And yes I have, I thought Cirno was banned for it
>>688117864
>>688117229
When your wrist hurts so much you feel like you can't shop another pixel, but the call of feet too strong.
Its 4am and im bored as fuck.....
>>688118787
shine on you fellow foot diamond
shine on
>>688118562
I was banned, on multiple occasions. Trixie got banned for avatar-fagging as much as I remember. We both got banned for spamming. The threads died down, so I vanished. I remember that picture, you used it a lot back then.
>>688117825
>be me, Karen-anon
>phone rings
>pick up, heavy static on the other end of the line
>shitty fucking sandnigger phone net
>Guy babbles something incoherent
>ask him what he wants
>he asks if my grandma is there
>whattefuck.jpg
>i tell him she's out
>he hangs up the phone immediately
>this fucker must be senile or something
>day goes on, playing vidya
>senile old guy keeps fucking calling asking if my grandma is home
>Always tell him no, he hangs up
>playing vidya with the bois, spectating because shitty sandnigger internet
>Akiko playing that Winston to ruin some rando Hanzo's day
>senile old guy calls again
>same fucking shit
>Grandma comes home, don't mention it to her because I don't want her to be worried about some senile stalker
>phone rings, grandma goes to pick it up
>ohgodno.png
>casual conversation
>>"Karen-anon, that was my brother. He called us to wish us a happy ramadan"
>"he said tried to reach us all day, but he has hearing problems so he didn't know who he was talking to"
>tfw forgot it was ramadan because I'm a terrible muslim
>tfw hung up countless times on deaf family member
>tfw Akiko fucking lost again, what a little shit
What the fuck Karen?
I'm so FUCKING BORED
>>688119017
ok, you got me there, I should have been a bit more patient.
HOWEVER. HE WAS THE ONE WHO HUNG UP ON ME.
EVERY TIME.
>>688119056
Start playing a new game that you can binge!
>>688118562
Me and her both created it by the way, back then when ERP was big. I guess you can say Cirno was the ambassador.
>>688119056
so?
>>688118995
I'm glad to see you again, If you'd like I can leave a link to the thread
>>688118787
He he
>>688118077
He's had a quick recovery, this isn't the first time it's happened. I believe he's 92 at the moment. Is the internet situation that bad over there?
>>688118107
Damn, how about rapping?
>>688118320
Wish I could say the same.
>>688118787
You're doing god's work.
>>688119233
That would be nice.
>>688118323
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>>688118320
>not going sword and shield
>>688118433
I got a pic with a body builder this sat at work. It was epic
>>688119249
I can't spit hot fire
>>688118179
I was finishing up some paperwork for the place i work at so i can be free for the rest of the summer.
>>688118869
Go to sleep
Or wait a minute