21 in 9 days, never.

>>688110611
64

never

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>>688111156
but why?

>>688111156
I refuse to believe you.
Convince me otherwise.

20
Never

>>688111111

18 never

19

never

24 and right before thanksgiving so its been a while

32, today.

21

Last week.
Big mistake.
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
May sound like a fun time, but it isn't.

40.

About 3 hours ago.

22
2 1/2 years ago

25
5 months ago, i'm fucking a hooker soon i guess

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19, 5 months. feelsbad

>>688110611
>20
>bout a year ago :(

>>688111651
My girlfriend is diagnosed schizo who doesn't always like taking her meds. It keeps things lively.

>>688111651
> fucked a 37 crack whore
> wanted to marry me
> stalked me andmy friends on facebook
> i had to tell I was living in another country to avoid her
> never met her again thanks god

>>688111627
how was it?

>30
>45 minutes ago

>>688110611
17 never

23, going for wizard. Kissed a girl though so I won't be a pure. Feels bad.

30, 2 days ago

I'm a girl, btw. I don't fuck manlets or betas. Cry more.

28, about 4 months ago.

>>688112179
Tits or gtfo.

>>688112038
did u get her boobs?

>>688111913
pretty fucking great actually, my wife stuck her tongue in my ass so that's always a good time.

>>688112179
What position were you fucked?

>>688112179
u know the rules

>>688112179
unless they have money amirite?

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19

Lost my virginity at 17

Last had two days ago

Pic related

>>688112263
>my wife stuck her tongue in my ass
wtf, ppl actually do that?!?!

18, um i think 1-2 years ago. Lost my virginity at age 12.5

>>688110611
18

never

23 kissless virgin.
Probably going for wizard if I don't kill myself before.

>>688112420
you've not lived, my friend.

>>688112179
#5 hell yeah fucking cucks

tits with sign saying hi john for me pls

30

Last night, I guess. My wife was tired so she just jacked me off and swallowed my cum.

>>688110611
Lost it at 15, plenty of different whores I've made the seks with.

Didnt know what the fuck I was doing the first few times, almost got a bitch preggers.

Am 24 now, fuckin beat my meat like a butcher because its hard to find girls that dont have herps or kids.

>>688110611
18.
11 years ago ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>688112179

18, lost virginity at 14, last time i had sex was yesterday morning with my gf of a year and a half

>>688110611
It was a few days after my 17th birthday. Feb 14th of '14.

>>688112492
um....

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>>688110611
35

>>688112492
>tfw uncle Joe took your chance at being a wizard.

>>688112677
have u had powers for the last five years?

>>688110611
22, and 14 months ago (It gets harder after college, kids)

>>688112470
whats your net worth tho?

21 years old
2 years ago

>tfw dick dry as a Sahara summer

>>688112765
Yea, I just mastered telekinesis.

>>688112677
why don't you just sell your virginity? I know its kinda sad but its better than nothing.

Question for all you that are 17+ and virgins, did you attend your high school prom?

>>688112868
nothing impressive. just a regular anon.

15
Bout a year ago

23.
Last year.
Haven't given it much thought because only people who have nothing to offer care about sex to this extreme.

20, last 2 nights

>>688112905
my nigga, i got a few more years to go,

at least i know i can get deh powers

>>688112953
Do you think anyone would say yes to me anon?
Also no friends.
19 never

>>688110611
19.
2 months into being 16.
Bought a jeep. took a girl on a date, 1st date sex.
there's a slight cum stain in the backseat still top this day. and she was good for a first.

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>>688110611
22 Thursday

20, last week.

>>688112953
I lost my v card at 19 and yes I went to prom with a date.

>>688112953
17, did not, but attended university instead of highschool so it's not like any girls knew me

>>688113224
wait shit i thought when we lost virginity.
fuck
well last time was in christmas.
called her 'Christmas Tits"

>>688113191
Protip. Stop caring. Treat women coldly. Realize that you're probably bad at talking to women because women don't have anything interesting to say. They'll start paying more attention to you after that, and then you'll proceed to care even less when you realize how easy it is for them to warm up to you.

>>688112728
Not Uncle Joe, but Cousin Cena. Basic story is that she was 14 and wanted some fuck so she held kitchen knife to me and said that if she "doesn't get what she wants, or if I told anyone about "our little secret", bad things will happen". Kek she's currently in Heroin rehab and gave birth a few months ago. The baby was born addicted and she's never ever getting it back.

Karma's a bitch

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>having sex with the female jew
>2016

>>688113474
are you Steven Hawking or something? how does one attend university without going to high school?

22, and that's the same age I was when I lost it.

Last time: A few hours ago

>>688112953
nope, that would be a waste of time

>>688110878
>>688111156
>>688111312
>>688111471
>>688111556
>>688112032
>>688112456
>>688112492
>>688113191
ppl who are actually telling the truth

>>688113474
>but attended university instead of highschool so it's not like any girls knew me
savage

>>688113191
Im terrible with girls, so I would never have the courage to ask, my low self esteem and INJTJ personality dont help

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>>688112179
there are no such thing as girls on /b/

>>688110611
20 in literally 24 days, never

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>>688113991
Thanks you fucking cuck counter.

16
never

feelsbadman

>>688110611
28
A week ago

>>688114036
You're a fucking faggot. Next time you're out in any public area, strike up conversation with anyone. Hell, even scope out the hottest girl you can find and go in their with the mentality that you're going to make a complete asshole out of yourself and most likely come off as a massive creep.
After that, boom, your recovery phase should be more brief and "having to muster up the courage" like some faggot who doesn't know how to probe their interests to see if you can establish relations won't even exist in your mind, because you'll be more genuine about the interaction, rather than objectifying them as an unobtainable goal because you're desperate to prove something to yourself.

>>688114422
>>688114477
quadruple dubs wtf?@?@

19

yesterday

life's good

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>>688114422

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>>688114518
do u believe that asexual is a thing?

>be me
>23
>Virgin
>Sleeping
>Had a wonderful dream that i had sex for first time
>Just about to put my dick into her
>Woke up
>Sadpanda.png

FML, this just happened..

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>>688114422
>>688114477
check'd

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>>688114729
i know that feel anon

>>688110611
>34
>2 months ago, with a hooker.
>Non paid, like 6 months

>>688114036
I've actually had a girl ask me out during highschool and asked another.

The one who asked me was hardcore goth and I didn't really like her too much but she seemed kinda cool. We never talked after 3 months EVER so i broke that off. No sex.

The one I asked turned out to be 14 after telling me she was 16. I noped outta there when i found out. not tryna go to jail.

>>688114422
who needs sex when you have quadruple dubs

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22

almost 2 years ago. feels bad man

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>>688114958

3.23232

exactly 0.324234234 miliseconds ago

>>688114704
Sure, but if that's the case stop being a mopey little bitch about lacking a wholly unnecessary and largely cumbersome companion and learn to make peace with yourself.

>>688113570
dude reminds me of my little step sister at 5 years old we were both 5 and she black mailed me too keep making out with her, it wasen't bad but fucking annoying, she is in a rehab home for whoring away at 16.

18, never, and not planning on loosing it. I want to become a wizard.

>>688115317
o7

>>688110611
At what point does your virginity become a tool for attention whoring?

>>688115317
im also 18 and have a small dick so probably won't want to anyway.

>>688115366
What

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>>688110611
31

haven't has seks or a gf since winter 2 years ago (gf was last girl I seks with)
longest drought I have had since I was a teen, but to be honest I haven't been trying at all.

>>688115492
are you nervous of what she may say if she saw your dick? is that why you avoid it?

>>688115536
its supposed to by a salute. the "o" is the head and the "7" is that arm and hand saluting

>>688115492
How is a small dick a problem? As long as its not micro I think girls will look over it.

I'm just not into sex.

>>688110611
17 lost it at 13
You faggots better get on it
its not that hard stop being such beta fucking cucks

>>688115578
yes

>>688115671
thats the minority from what I have been lead to believe.

>>688115667
I get it
Well I'm german, I only know o/

>>688115671
is 4.3 inches a big enough embarrassment

>>688115698
its a valid reason, dont blame you

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>>688115773
kek

>>688112179
No one asked youre gender tits or gtfo since you want to identify yourself

>>688115786
>being this vulnerable to shame about having a small dick
You have bigger problems than the size of your penis.

>>688115869
>inb4 your*

>>688115786
No? Not in my opinion. Mine isn't even 5 inch.
I assume its between 4.2 and 4.7

>>688115786
Eh, I wouldn't think so but idk

19
Never
Currently in the friendzone, but I dunno. I had the chance with a friend with benefits, but I haven't talk to her in a while, so its not going to happen soon...someone kill me plz :'(

>>688110611
21
21

>>688115786
I dont think its small enough to not please a girl,

17, yesterday

22
About 2 hours ago

>>688116263
why are you here

>>688115317
11 more years till powers, good luck m8

18
Never

18
Never, my stomach churns just having the thought of speaking to a attractive girl. How do I cure myself of this illness?

23
>implying
I want off this ride

29 year old virgin Muhahaha!!!! R am wiz0rd??

>>688116157
;)

>>688116348
WEED nigga

22
First time at 14
About a week ago

19
never

>>688110611
27 never. Kissless. Haven't even held hands.

I'm a Wizard, Harry!

>>688110611
40, yesterday.

>>688116467
Really? would it help? are you speaking of experience?

i am 94 years old and the last time i talked to a woman was ten years ago i believe . i am retired

>>688110611
32

never.

I'm too fat. Lost 100 lbs, and girls still turn me down. So I'm going to lose about 80 more pounds.

Now I'm starting therapy for social anxiety and self esteem.

>>688112032
>>688112675
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>>688114422
>>688115683
>>688116263
mods11! underage11!

>>688116510
Wow, What keeps you from committing suicide? do you have a sweet job or something?

>>688116348
You're putting way too much thought into what you're going to say, and initiating conversation is the majority of the struggle, but once you break the seal you have to let yourself either fuck up or say whatever comes to your mind. Conversation should function automatically, without much conscious oversight, because that's just a product of anxiety in the first place.
Try it out, you'd be surprised how your mind will just think of shit on the fly.

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>>688116566
no, i am just guessing, i have no clue

>>688116723
not him but I can't even make eye contact with women

>>688110611
24.. jesus its already been 9 months

>>688116723
But if i dont really think about what I say, I may say something stupid off putting the girl or creating a incorrect impression of me.

>>688116649
>Wow, What keeps you from committing suicide?
I am rich

>>688116566
4/20 m8

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Twenty-two. A very short while; I live with my woman.

I lost my V-card when I was sixteen. Honestly, it isn't that big of a fucking deal. The only thing about it that's worth noting is there's somebody who can stand looking at you for long enough that they'll let you slam them. But I think in a lot of cases people stay virgins because they just don't have the confidence or don't know what to say to women. It isn't that hard to get laid, but if you can't interact with people normally you're never going to get there except by fluke.

Oh yeah, and the thing about women only wanting men with cash is bullshit. There are gold-diggers, but most people just want someone to push away the existential dread.

>>688116566
it'll either help or give you a panic attack/paranoia or make you a retard

>speaking from experience

>>688116723
what do u talk about with females? anonymity online and donald trump?

>>688116982
fuck, lol

>>688116348
32 kissless / handhold-less virgin here. For anyone struggling with conversing with women the only advice I can give is be brave, and understand you will fuck up.

I wasted so much time just because I was worried about saying and doing the wrong thing. When in reality I needed to approach some women with the mindset of "I'm gonna fuck this up, but that's ok". Yes your chances with that woman will crash and burn - but you'll be better prepared for the next time.

Godspeed friends, do your best. Don't end up like me.

>>688116951
is it worth trying hookers if you haven't lost it by age 23?

>>688116762
Jesus. Idk, I hate prolonged eye contact with anyone and usually feel bad whenever they break first as a sign of submission.
That I don't know how to help, make occasional contact while conversing then.

>>688116825
So. Fucking. What.
Almost everyone is scum when you get to know them well enough.

>>688116649
Video games are my heroin.

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18

never held hands
never hugged
never touched
never made eye contact more than 5 seconds
never made conversation with a girl alone before

>>688117194
Plus you can crank it to porn as a weak substitute, unlike prior eras...

19
4 years ago to a big tit slut
shit was cash

>>688117164
ty for your help and info

>>688117155
Eh. If it's important to you, hookers are cheating. If you just want to know what it feels like to get your dick wet, go get a hooker.

Though I'd recommend a high-class escort. Shill out a few hundred bucks; otherwise you might just get your ass kicked by a cracked-out pimp.

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>>688117000
I don't remember. Girls aren't some faceless force where a universal method can be applied to access their vagina. Some girls I click with more than others because of our personalities, so I just build on the topics at hand which can be almost anything, like one earlier today was about contacts or some shit. Small talk. Meant nothing.

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18
Never had a Girlfriend
Never hugged a girl
Never kissed a girl
Never had a one-on-one conversation with a girl
I didn't even follow hot girls from my school on social media
Never went to prom
Never been to a party
Just sit here and self loath

18
When I 13/14 I try to forget it tbh

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>>688117521
this is now a rare pepes thread

>>688114422
protip girls want confidence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YTJHCOL0o8

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>>688117533
> I don't see the code anymore, just common, uncommon, and rare pepes.

Also, nice dubs.

>>688117085
How long since you realized your errors? Why haven't you broken through and gotten a hug/kiss/date/2nd base?

>>688117528
Oh wait last time I had actual sex was like a year ago

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rare

22, 3 years ago.

Wizards, what's it like when you fap? Just purely about blowing your load and enjoying, or does some ritual sadness creep in?

>>688117683
I lol'd, ty

>the question that drives us all..
>what is the 4chan?

18
2 hours ago.