>>688108461
If she finds you attractive, just alcohol. Not close the 7-8/10 in your pic, but I fucked my wife's 4/10 fat cousin after a Christmas party once because alcohol.

>>688109068
But the only time we drink together, the wife is there. How do I get her alone?

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>>688109332
family gathering worked for me, as I said. The whole family was in from our various states of residence, staying at hotels and shit. Wife took the kid home with her, I stayed at the xmas party. People were filtering out, everybody was fairly drunk, so I took fatcousin to the garage (her grandpa owns a tow truck business and the garage for it connects to the house) and fucked her up against a washing machine.

You could try some kind of "I want to get to know your family more" ploy, but that's suspicious as fuck so you'd have to hang out with the grandparents and any other family you can too. Again, this is all assuming she's interested. The alcohol isn't even really to lower inhibitions or anything, it just gives them an excuse to do stupid shit because "I don't remember" if the truth ever comes out. Same for you.

>>688109908
Any experience with date drugging drinks?

>>688110363
no. Alcohol I can explain away because I don't have to provide at social functions, it was there already. DRD is straight up malevolent and there's no way to explain around it.

Also, what if I get caught? That could get really bad really fast

Any advice on maybe arranging a meetup? Or should it be purely spontaneous at a social event?

Just get your wifes buy in...worked for me

>>688111234
That threesome would literally be my definition of heaven

>>688111234
Explain please

>>688110967
Chances are the sister will try to throw you under the bus even if she was into it, I would imagine, to salvage the family relationship. That's another reason the alcohol argument is useful, because if you were both really fucked up it could be a "terrible accident." (I was sober as hell, she wasn't actually as drunk as she pretended to be. Again, part of what I'm saying hinges on if the other person is actually interested).

The "finding out" has never been an issue for me. We've never even talked about fucking each other, because we both "don't remember." so why would we? There's no phone records about it or anything.

If you mean getting caught in the act, well idk what to tell you. If you want to cheat there is usually inherent risk involved.

>>688111422
Is there any remote possibility of the wife agreeing to a threesome or should I not bother?

Wife was in a car wreck and out of the game for a month and a half. Her sister was always over hanging out . A comment was made by sister that i should have blue balls by then half joking. Wife asked if she was willing to pinch hit for her.... all the wifes idea

>>688111167
well, to quote another, non-family scenario, back when I was comanager at a grocery store I had this flirtatious thing with a 6/10 pharmacy clerk. Her BF really pissed her off one day and my wife was at Disneyworld with her stepsister and all the kids (I live in TX) so things just happened to line up for that one. We went to Galveston, got really drunk, and fucked in a decent hotel room (she paid for the room, I said I would pay her back and never did, don't want that shit on your card).

Situation has to fall into place like that though. If you work too hard at creating the situation, it gets suspicious. Does your wife ever leave for extended periods? Does she at least work away from home?

>>688111694
that wasn't me who said that. Reply to his post to make sure he sees it.

>>688111803
Dayum.

>>688108461
I recommend starting with fingers and then use your dick

>>688111803
You lucky bastard. Of course not because your wife got into the accident, but damn. Your wife is a bro!

Do you ever talk about that now? Is it weird? Is it weird with your sis?

>>688111838
Yeah, she works an hour away... I do have some free time it home.

>>688111971
Sister was slut anyway. 3 kids 3 diff guys... it was nothing more to her then asking her to pick up milk on the way over

>>688112169
there you go OP time to open some brake lines on the wife's car.

I love the creativity of /b/

>>688112309
does the sister live close by? Is there a reason she would come over that could be explained away if need be? Are your neighbors the nosy types who would notice?

Is the sister really good at something (besides dick) that you can pretend to get really into so that you can have her come over to help you out with it?

>>688112351
>milk
best phrasing.

>>688112169
Yeah ...still friendly ...pinch and ass slap every now and then with the sister... wifes a keeper to be sure... hall passes really do happen

>>688111803
/r/thathappened

>>688112351
Oh. Yeah it's different for me. I wouldn't say she's innocent, but she's definitely no whore. She's probably only had sex with a handful of guys in her life.

I have been high with her before, that was fun, maybe I should get her high again soon

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You shouldn't have gotten married, you fucking moron.

Betting half your shit, all of your friends, and a life of happiness on a woman's whim is goddamned retarded.

You're a retard, and I hope your misery teaches you a lesson.

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>>688108461
Fap before making a decision here. If ruining your marriage and reputation still seems like a good idea then go for it.

>>688112678
Obviously you're not married. I'm happy with my marriage, don't want to change that, definitely not miserable. But my sis in law is so god damn hot, if given the chance I would fuck her brains out. That is all.

>>688112635
Believe or not i really dont care. I know it happened. This is /b nothing will satisfy everyone.

>>688112635
What do you want a fucking video?

>>688112979
I've cheated several times, but I second the sentiment that if you don't still want to fuck [insert current girl] after cumming, you don't actually want to.

It's much more the planning and the getting away with it that gets me off in a different sort of way than about the actual sex.

>>688112678
I'm really sorry you're alone. And I mean that, not trying to be a dick.

>>688113206
Again, I love my wife, fuck her nearly every day. But I'd love the chance with the sis

Side question, how many of you bros have a serious objection to cheating?

>>688113823
This isn't a question of ethics, it's a question of given the situation, would you do it?

>>688114037
Especially if that person is a solid 9/10

>>688113823
If it is emotional cheating, as in "I would rather be with this person" relationship wise, then yeah I would say it's wrong and you need to tell the person that the spark, or whatever the fuck you want to call it is gone.

That said physical "I would like to put my dick inside of that" cheating I have no problem with, especially when you go through the steps to make sure she'll never find out about it. In a strange way, the lengths you go through to keep it secret is a form of showing how much you care.

To answer the inevitable "waht if she did it to you" followup, no, that wouldn't bother me.

If I never knew about it.

Also, you have an obligation to be safe, or at least don't get anyone pregnant or get a disease.

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>>688108461
If you do, she WILL find out, they always find out.

>>688114577
6 years so far. She found out about one incident, and it was when we were only talking/dating, and I was in Utah for college while she was back home in TX. She didn't love it, but she still married me.

None of the times we've been married have even been suspected, to my knowledge.

>>688113823
I object to people agreeing to something as part of an intimate relationship than not following through on it. To me, 100% monogamy and you fuck someone else is as bad as open relationship no anal and you fuck someone else's ass. If you don't care enough about someone to follow through on an agreement with them you shouldn't be with them in the first place.

>>688114863
You must be a girl

>>688114863
Then do you object to fapping too?

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>>688113005
>sorry I'm not married
Dying laughing

>>688113379
I'm not alone. I'm just not a fucking retard.

Obviously I'm just a little more fucked up in the head....

>>688115359
Yes, the only girl on /b

>>688115359
What a stupid thing to say.

>>688115533
Why would I?

>>688116083
The reason I said that was just simply pointing out the difference in views of women and men. Men think more instinctively and compartmentalize sex and intimacy

>>688116504
The same reason I said that about fapping. I wanted to know if you object to fapping to porn? Does that count as not being monotonous to you as well?

>>688116685
Fapping does get monotonous.

>>688116685
I'm not being abrasive, I genuinely want to know a woman's viewpoint on fapping and if you think it's just as bad as cheating? Because damn I do fap a lot

>>688116822
Sorry *monogamous

Side note: thank you /b for being able to actually carry on a meaningful conversation and not fucking cancer. My faith is restored in /b/

>>688111694

No, you fucking retard. There is not. Not unless you are on some next level sociopathic shit and you've already beaten your wife down emotionally to believe she is a literal piece of shit and her sister just so happens to be a super slutty, alternative hipster who drinks too much/takes too much drugs.

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>>688108461
pussy hair is gross

>>688116913
1) I'm a dude.

2) In a nutshell, my original post was just saying find someone who shares your same beliefs on sex and that you trust. If there is a line you both agree should not be crossed, agree not to cross it. That is how societies and relationships work.

>>688108461
enjoy your ugly divorce, dumbass. it's a roll of the dice whether her sister can be trusted to keep a secret, and that's if you don't get an STI, her pregnant, or someone else finds out some other way.

The biggest problem is your sister-in-law using that information as a power play to turn you into her little bitch, which she's more than likely to do.

>>688117999
don't be a little bitch, any real man doesn't mind a little hair

>>688118183
I didn't go into my relationship with the goal to fuck her sister.

>>688108461
No way to do it and stay married.

>>688118439
I never said you did man, I was responding to the guy thinking I'm a chick and asking for women's opinions.

>>688118332
I still like the anons idea of being too "drunk" to "remember"

>>688118597
I disagree

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>>688109908
you sound like white trash, tbh

Not OP but it's a relief to have such a thread, thank you guys. I barely manage to fap at lightning speed when my gf takes a dump or picks up the mail...And I want sex with her sisters and her friends so bad too.

>>688118918
I'm college educated. Middle class. I teach 10th grade U.S. and AP U.S., 11th Grade Texas History.
The in laws are pretty trash though, yes.

>>688119026
Every night and twice on sundays.

>>688119020
Thank you. Finally someone who sees it my way! I have to wait til the wife goes to bed, I turn on the tv and go to the bathroom in the other side of the house to wack one off

>>688113005
it doesn't work for everyone, mate. I'm married, and we make each other happy, but our issues and the fact that we got married young and have grown apart somewhat has really fucked with us, made me depressed. We want different things and we would separate, but I'm from a Catholic family and I don't want shit for it, plus I moved to a different country and have no fucking friends anymore. Marriage isn't always a trap, but sometimes things happen that you simply can't anticipate.

>>688119332
No, you're obviously miserable in your marriage. End it dude, it's not worth it. I come from a very religious family and I have learned that you can't give a shit what they think. It's your life, it's your happiness, take control

>>688113823
I'm actually polyamorous, and I think monogamy is a bullshit societal premise created by religious tightwads and is total bullshit
>inb4 gtfo tumblr
>inb4 muh patriarchy

>>688119593
Amen to that! Oh fuck a religious pun

>>688119706
I was in sort of a similar situation, trying to live up to what my parents wanted me to be. Finally last year in December I just said "fuck this" I'm going to go do my own thing. Your parents will have to learn to deal with the real you, or they don't get a relationship with you. Hopefully they have the maturity to look past stupid religious inhibitions.

>>688116685
any person who does not meet or exceed their partner's libido and objects to fapping is asking for that partner to cheat. a person with a high libido needs an outlet or they are going to search for one, and eventually it will be another person. fapping is completely natural as long as your not fapping 4+ times a day every day, and if the porn is the "cheating" then they need to be cool with sex toys or SOMETHING because fantasies and masturbation are completely fucking normal

>>688119627
Same here.

>>688120075
I honestly don't see fapping to porn as cheating. My wife has a very busy schedule and is often exhausted when she comes home for work, because of her low energy she sometimes doesn't want to have sex. Fapping is my only escape from blue balls

>>688117999
wow, there's hardly any there and you're grossed out. clearly you've seen zero pussies in real life, because they very rarely even look that clean. they usually have fucking stubble or are legit hairy.

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>>688118918
>America
>Texas
>high school teacher
>revisionist history
>mfw

>>688120075
Another thing that fucks up relationships and libito is birth control. My wife has tried many different birth control medicines and honestly every one she's tried fucked up her hormones so bad she NEVER wanted to have sex. Finally I said fuck it, she doesn't take birth control anymore, we just time her cycles and I wear condoms when need be. A lot of people might think that their relationship isn't working out, or their partner doesn't want to be intimate with them. Check the birth control, for some people, that can have a major effect.

>>688108461
Dude i'm a fellow /b/ro and heres my advice DON'T DO IT there is no way it won't get out so just jerk it to her i know u think its a good idea and u could keep it quite but dude the juice isn't worth the squeeze it'll go tits up and you'll be the centre of it all

>>688120327
Dude expressed an opinion. From that, you've made judgments about his (or her) life and started lecturing.

Chill out, mane. You're so eager to tell the world you've seen a real life pussy (!) you're embarrassing yourself.

>>688120511
was supposed to be reply to >>688119593
as an American expat, I feel entitled to judge the bullshit you most likely spew to Texan youth. I can only hope you live in Austin and are perhaps the exception

>>688120710
FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>688120511
was supposed to be a reply to>>688119109
goddamn

You should have married your wifes sister and then fucked your wife.

Wrong order dude

>>688120863
I didn't fucking know my wife's sister until I fucked my wife.

>>688120933
So you understand what you did wrong?

>>688121028
lol no

>>688121108
I am 100% sure you didnt met her sister after your wedding.

You had surely 1000 chances before to do so. Now you are stuck with the wrong hole.

You doublenigger

>>688120609
she's been off it for months now. just getting back on now, but has terrible libido without it.
She's getting back on it mostly to lessen the severity of her menstrual period, but also because she doesn't like condoms. I frankly don't mind condoms that much

She got mad at me for mentioning that we don't really have sex anymore, esp. not spontaneously, and she got mad at me for guilt-tripping her, and I just told her I was being honest, and if I can't speak my mind about that, then she's asking for problems, because my libido is only slightly down from when we met at 18, and hers is WAYY down

>>688120660
>32 words
>lecture
clearly you're parents weren't very strict and you never had to go to church, because either would have given you a better clue as to what a lecture is.
you'd think Psych 101 would've clued you in

>>688121242
So her libido is higher on birth control?
You lucky bastard

>>688120511
I can reply properly though, so there's that.

No, but in all seriousness, all history is revisionist. We will never know what actually happened, and it's constantly being rewritten by the Zeitgeist of the time.

For what you're really looking for though, the way you teach Roe v Wade and shit like that is to give them competing perspectives articles that you can get from Newsella for free when you have a teaching license, and never mention your own opinion to them.

I did get in trouble last year for marking a student wrong when he wrote "A divinely inspired document" as his definition for "constitution" on a vocab test. I mean, if he had put that AND something remotely pertaining to what was in the constitution I wouldn't have even cared, but...

>>688121477
it might be, not really sure. it might be that the last time she got on birth control after being off of it, we had sex more because she was excited to do it without a rubber. apparently she fucking hates the things. I must be the only guy in the world who thinks sex still feels good with them

>>688121242
Since my wife's been off the birth control, we've had sex at least every other day, and half the time she wants it more than me.

It's almost as good as when we were 18

But when she's on the birth control, we'll go a week, maybe 2 before we have sex.

I've got a friend that only has sex with his girl maybe every 6 months ever since she's been on birth control.

>>688121695
You are. I don't love the rubber. But it does make me last longer and I get sex far more often. So the pros outweigh the cons

>>688121617
good job anon. I was trying to troll and it failed. Also you sound like a good teacher. Sorry Texas schools are retarded.
>have a BA in AYA/RLA
>decided teaching was bullshit
>now in MA program
>still hate life

>>688108461
The real issue here is that you won't admit to yourself that you want to end your marriage.

>>688122009
You know nothing about my marriage. I am completely happy with my wife, I would do anything for her, can't see myself with anyone else. Just want to fuck her sister.

>>688122122
>can't see myself with anyone else.
>Just want to fuck her sister.
Cognitive disadence much?

>>688122122
If thats the case then if i was you i would get the ideal out of of fucking her sister out of my head because if it go's south then your marriage will be over that i can tell you for sere.

>>688121780
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

I wish it was every other day. It's been about once a week since I started saying something, but for the past couple months while she wasn't on the pill it probably averaged once every 10-14 days. She claimed her vag hurt during sex, and I was afraid I'd given her gonnorhea because someone from the dating app I was using behind her back said they came up positive. She went to the gyno tho and nothing yet, and sex hasn't been painful lately. I think her pussy just wasn't getting enough use. cobwebs and not enough lube, I guess

>>688122304
>relationships are synonymous with sex

>>688122414
If your cheating on here then I can tell you when she finds out you will not have a marriage.

>>688122122
You're wasting your time with these guys, these desires should be considered as normal man just look around you know you're far from being alone in this case.

>>688122414
When my wife was on the pill, her pussy was DRRRRYY we always had to use lube. Now she gets wet naturally.

She has a hormonal imbalance. Could be caused by meds, stress, or problems with her body itself.

I feel for you bro, that sucks

>>688122461
Go get a hooker if you want sex with few strings attached

>>688122613
you're*
And I think you meant her? Or do you mean cheating on 4chan?

>>688119020
Fuck man bought a house with my girl and am now realizing the death of me getting different pussy.

>>688122122

> "I would do anything for her"

Except not fuck her sister

>>688122767
Thank you! I thought it was a bigger problem then these anons are acting like. All they want to do is judge my marriage. Probably because they're 14 and all they know is what their daddy taught them about marriage and sex

>>688122818
Yes i did think you grimmer Nazi. I'm half asleep

>>688123081
Even more grim than a regular Nazi?

>>688122878
She never asked me to not fuck her sister.

>>688121242
Drs an pharmacists warn about weight gain and headaches and antibiotic interactions with birth control. None of those fuckers mention the tanking of libido

>>688123151
........... I think i will go take that nap now.

>>688122414
Also my wife did put on some weight on birth control, since she's been off it, she's losing the weight back

>>688122767
I second this. Most of these cucks haven't seen pussy since the day the got shat out of one. I'd fuck the tits off my girls sister in a second. It's the nature of being a man. Monogamy is fucking against nature but we play along Bc we genuinely like the partners we have but would like a different pussy every now and then.

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>>688123161
That is some grade A retarded logic.

>I never asked the man to mug me, so I guess he can do it now.

Please stop. Cognitive dissonance is exactly what this is. Just admit it, there are things you wouldn't do for your wife, and you aren't entirely 100% happy with her. I'm not saying this because you say you want to fuck other girls, I mean EVERY man and EVERY woman wants to fuck other people than their SO, but they don't try and actually achieve it.

>>688123910
Appreciate it man.

>>688124245
1. When was the last time you've even seen a pussy

2. I never said I was planning on it. I just wanted to hear some advice and stories on other /bros that have actually experienced it and could advise me on how they did it.

>>688123910
This is literally the attitude that drives a lot of women to cheat. Not even being a feminist or some SJW cunt piece of shit, but holy hell man, I can guarantee you would be the first person to have a hissy fit if you found out your girl cheated on you, or had thoughts about other people.

>>688124245
And 3. Don't jump to judge so fast. The entirety of this thread has been (for the most part) meaningful conversation and advising. We don't need you to come in here calling people retards.

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>>688124470
>I never said I was planning on it.
>could advise me on how they did it.

You are literally trying to fuck your wife's sister. Can you even read what you just said? "I just want advice on how to cheat for my finals exam...I'm not going to cheat...I just want to know how."

Kill yourself. Literally. If you want to cheat on your wife, go ahead, I'm not stopping you and I really don't care. But holy shit, at least admit you aren't 100% happy with only fucking your wife. Don't be so fucking delusional. If you're going to be an asshole, at least fucking rock it.

>>688124492
The difference is, women cheat to get revenge and piss us off. Men cheat because we want to fuck good looking women. There is no underlying feelings, just sex

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>>688124624
It's hard not to call you retarded when your reasoning for trying to fuck your wife's sister was ACTUALLY:

>She never asked me to not fuck her sister.

I mean come on guy, how could I not call someone retarded for uttering that sentence?

>>688124781
I am 100% happy with my wife. But my wife is my "daily driver". But sometimes you just want to rent a Ferrari for the weekend. Wouldn't want it as my daily driver

>>688124848
Exactly my point. If you just didn't fuck other women, and weren't an asshole, your SO (woman) would never cheat.

>>688124964
That was a sarcastic response to another comment. No actual reasoning.

Also calm your panties, this is a discussion, not a political debate

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>>688125033
I'm not saying I wouldn't want a ferrari as a weekend drive. I sure as shit though wouldn't ask people on how to steal that car, just so I could have that brief moment of driving the car and potentially fucking everything up with my life. Then you get neither.

p.s. you aren't 100% happy with your car (wife). If you were 100% happy with it, you would never seek out stealing another car (sister) just for a weekend.

Please end this hell.

>>688125153
>sarcastic response to another comment

But it was sent to me?

I am calm son. Just in awe of retardation at this level.

>>688125337
Haha if I had the money I'd have a whole garage full of cars. But my daily driver is most practical for me right now.

>>688124492
I can guarantee you that women are wired differently than men. Some are whores some are loyal. Men compartmentalize.

>>688125484
>most practical

So you aren't 100% happy. You just admitted it. Practical =/= pure happiness.

Either way, I'm sure I'm getting trolled to the depths of fucking hell since no one is this dense and logically vacant.

Fuck your wife. Fuck her sister. Fuck your cat, whatever.

>>688125517
Exactly!

Not saying it's more ok for men to cheat but... .. ..

>>688125605
But I'm happy with it right now. Ferraris are great, but not as a daily driver. I wouldn't want to be married to my sister in law, but she's hot and I'd like to stick my wiener in her

That's as emotional and as deep as it gets

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>>688125517
>Men compartmentalize

Into what?

>I can guarantee you that women are wired differently than men

On some aspect of a biological level, yes.
Are there slutty women? Yes.
Are there slutty men? Yes.

These things are hardly excuses or "reasoning" for cheating. We've gotten past the stages of 40.000 years ago where men fucked tons of women and took what they wanted. We are a society now, with ground rules and understandings. Stop trying to start some sexual revolution as an excuse for breaking said rules and understandings. Like I told the other guy (if you two are different), I don't care what you do or who you fuck. It doesn't matter to me. We will never meet. Just don't be delusional. Admit you are an asshole and you just want to fuck pussy, regardless of the respect and honor you should uphold for your SO, like they uphold for you.

Goddamn life would be a lot better if people stopped lying to themselves to make it seem they have done no wrong.

>>688126010
I am an asshole and I want to fuck sister pussy.

I still love my wife

>>688126010
I'm sorry you got your heartbroken anon :-/

>>688108461
That picture looks like it should be in an anatomy book with lines showing what shit is, it's such a boring body.

>>688108461
Had a gf with a hotass younger sister.

She wasn't into me at all though and was the innocent type. She didn't take my signals. She had a boyfriend. One night she got super drunk and slept over my gf's house for the night.

After I got done fucking my gf, I went into the room her sister was sleeping in and recorded her ass in thong under her blanket.

I wish I would have done more sometimes, but then I found out my gf gave me chlamydia and I'm glad I didn't fuck her sister while she was sleeping. I'd have infected her and would have no way to explain to her that she needs to get tested.

Still fap to her video sometimes.

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>>688126276
My sister fucked my cousin. That pussy was mine. Goddamn whore cheated on me.

>>688126470
This turned into a wincest thread now