Your friend is fucking abnormal. They should also try masturbation with Gnar lubricant. Also sexy stuff happening in buffalo apparently

^ agreed he shuld try gay porn fgt

Skeletorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

>>688108761
Yeah kids a fucking fgt but we told him he might be gay... he refused and claims hes all about the ladies. Then cannot get himself off whatsoever. Should he have an intervention where we get him laid?

>>688108218
He will be turning 20 end of this year also

He can't fuck himself and you expect a woman to have sex with him? Don't hold your breath or refer to your backpages link she seems erm "Classy".

hes def gay

atleast hes keeping himself out of the genetic pool

i feel gay even reading this post thats how gay the vibes from this guy are

>>688110313
You are my hero. I agree this guy needs some mental help. He cannot get himself going but thinks he can get a girl going? This is why people today are pieces of trash to society.

gay

if i had a child like that id have a post pregnancy abortion

^ if i couldnt make myself cum id kill myself

>>688110853
No homo i'd marry you.

What is he some retard bible thumper?

bet hes a newfag pan-sexual

>>688111019
From my knowledge "He will be a 'Genetic Researcher' who will take over the world and clone himself" I think i am getting cancer... Can't get off but will reproduce by cloning he claims. Also stated he is not religious at all.

he cums in wet dreams because hes not actually there

>>688110936
He "can make himself cum" But its only in a dream and he wakes up "refreshed"

A Genetic researcher?!? He should research his own genetic material and how to extract it.

Reproduce by cloning? does this kid legit have autism?

>>688111488
Stated he has "Cloned" his genetic material and extracted it? But I am pretty sure was failing genetics in College.

>>688111734
We are been calling the conversation autistic for a while now. Not sure what the fuck causes this much retardation in one motherfucker....

definitely retarded if he doesnt know if he is "doing it right" smh

>>688111852
Well now i am also becoming Autistic someone help me

This kid is cancer from the sounds. Cut contact before it spread!

This is the most attention his poor little penis has seen in a long long time i bet lol!!!!!

>>688112134
Kid had "Skin Cancer" and made a super big deal about it even though it was when he was 8. had to deal with it for prob a year but used it as some sort of bragging right.

I wonder if he avoids it while he washes.....

>>688112413
I bet he hasn't touched it or looked at it in years.

Kid had cancer and didnt get any sympythy pussy?! Fuckin loser.

Hes prime Vatican material.. j/s

Did someone like jerk off in his face and mentally scar him or somthing because what the fuck.

>>688112910
I would not doubt that shit, he lives with a bunch of old people. His moms a mud diver that had people teach him how to use firearms in an alley way. Dad had a huge drug problem and shit. Mental parents might have resulted in this horrifying thing.

Probably saw his mom drowning in cum and didnt want the same to happen.

Yea no shit his dad had drug problems eesh id be into the hard stuff too if my kid was that big of a loser.

So i sent him the link to this thread. He doesn't know how to work anything and can just sit and read. The autism is amazing he just reads and accepts it.

hes an honorary blip due to how many bloods and crips his mom has fucked had more black dudes in there than an inner city boys and girls club

"Tell them i fell out of a tree" This is a dangerous thing that no one should ever have to deal with. Its just a terrible thing that could leave someone with a scar that ruins what happens on a day to day basis.

Tell him to go fuck some dudes cums good for the skin bam fixed all his problems hes now gay and has silky semen smoothe skin (no more cancer) it'll even make the booboos from the tree go away.

You know this kids a fucktwat if hes just sitting here reading this kys

Ffs is there even one redeeming quality to this dumb fuck "am i not doing it right"

His moms a mud diver and none of the niggers taught him how to climb a tree...REALLY???

Ohhh fuck me... "Out of the 5 times i kissed a girl only 1 of them was out side of an enclosed area." DOES THIS MEAN HE Abducts? Or does this mean he learned from his mom and they are caged baboons?

>>688115011
He added too it "The girl was either 'under a bed' or 'IN A BOX' " WHO THE FUCK?!!?!??!?!?

Well if he is abducting women atleast its just for kisses and he doesnt plan to ejaculate...unless he sleeps near them

I bet this kid doesnt know his dick from his ass

>>688115200
You make a wonderful point. If she is under the bed its like a Mattress shield that defends her from his dream spunk.

>>688115432
He does think "I might just be trying to jerk-off wrong I don't know" Which would be .... fuck that straight up "The irony of this is i am actually touching my dick right now." That skype call has ended

>>688115589
bro i like to touch my dick when people talk about me online too its a thing

GAY GAY GAY GAY SO MUCH GAY MOVE THIS THREAD TO BRONY SECTION

>>688116205
I think brony's are less gay than this fucking kid

img of kid plz need a face for so much fail skeletor doesnt do justice

hes the retarded cuzin that jerks off at the table during thanksgiving

You are why T-rexs were so angry you have the ability to slap your junk around and you dont use it!

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I think this might be him

^yea unless hes in a call with his friends apparently

how is that ironic? thats just fucking gay..and retarded

why would he say hes touching himself was he hoping you guys would join in? wtf

i hope it wasnt on video call...

no shit youre jerking off wrong you dont do it with friends unless its an orgy and in which case youre gay

>>688117111
OH fuck if it was a video call may whatever beliefs you have guide this world to a better place... I don't care what god or gods it is someone needs to take the fucking wheel

Definitely gay doesnt touch himself to straight porn but does touch himself to men talking.. he may be a masochist too if hes reading this while doing it

kid has some demons

Guys he let me know that we are bad at spelling and grammar . He is probably tickling his bunghole at this point now....

^chyea really fucking gay demons in spandex spanking each other with bright pink dafadils singing enrique inglesias

guy who is bored of masturbation here, here is the thing i overloaded myself with masturbation every day and when i didn't do it and still thought of porn or did it and had constant sexual thoughts, i would get a huge fucking headache, ask him if he gets headaches from doing ti constantly.

he gets bored while jerking off so he doesnt ever nutt unlike you getting everything all sticky

broken beyond repair

maybe his skin cancer was on his dick so he has no skin to tug on

I think I dont want to live anymore reading this thread what the fuck is this world? how do people like this exist?!?!!!!!!!!!!

>>688118668
Just has to rub it while talking to dude not tug on it that way having no skin is still good

Darwins laws are a little loose these days it seems

Wonder if this kids still being a lurker if you are kys

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kys

a little loose? they go straight out the door with this kid.

agree kys

lets start a petition on this kid offin himself we can do it 4chan give em the sauce

how stupid do you have to be to not know how to jerk off like really? i feel thats the male species main instinct

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>>688112697
religion cant save this guy

kys

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Maybe he thinks hes kawaii

human trash 2k16

i wonder what he pictures when he jerks off to this..

>>688113650
This seems to be the most realistic reason. He is afraid of semen 100%

>>688120489
I bet he pictures this
>>688120260

>>688108761
I feel he would enjoy the Gnar Lube too much

wtf does he reach near climax and just stop?

this kid is the gayest thing on 4chan

>>688120947
From what i have read, I think he enjoys blue balls the most.

his fetish is blue balls

they were all in enclosed areas because they were all embarrassed

is he a unic?

kys

kids in africa would donate a quarter a month to this kids shit existence ffs you suck dude

Some people dont have a high sex drive and can you really blame him the way sex is commodified nowadays? Porn is fake as fuck and theres no intimacy for the watcher.

>>688121376
Well he claimed to be holding his dick while in a call with some dudes

well yea kid sounds like a bitch he had to make sure it was still there

>>688121532
If you sit watching porn for 20mins then get bored while rubbing your cock you should be getting off at some point dude

he should try gay porn if straight porn doesnt take him to climax

kid is 100% bonified gay

how does one not jerk off with all the porn out there

i dont think you guys are going to get him laid like ever you should cut your losses and smash the poon yourselves fuck that kid he sounds like hes shit anyway

surprised the kid has any friends if hes just sitting their groping his shit fuckin weird

>>>Gets bored of straight porn doesn't finish
>>>refuses he gay but hasn't tried gay porn
>>>Should eat shit and die fgt

this guy fuckin sucks balls kys

eesh kys petition goin strong

Hes just enjoying his time on this earth by not climaxing

Thats completely normal right?

But on a not fucking retarded note maybe his moms african lovers decided to have their way with him and fill him to the brim so now he doesn't want to let it all go?

shit if i were the parents idve ditched em at an old folks home too where all sexual hopes go to die

on the real is this kid a downy?

>>688122629
Well i would agree with >>688113886
I would be a meth head like his dad if i had a son like this

i bet he pinches the tip of his dick shut the few times he has brought himself to climax as not to lose any of that sweet nectar

i bet he still has his very first nutt packed away in the chamber

>>688122911
He thinks it is his african "daddys" nectar is why

^holy fuck i hope not sombodies fixin to get hurt with all that built up tension

maybe hes got a micro penis and get get an actual grip

his face when he realizes hes so repulsive that he wont even touch himself

>>688123478
I stroke my neck beard at you sir

wtb image of this scrub to make a viral meme

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>>688123648
the africans would be proud of his tree climbing now

omfg is that him?

please tell me thats him

everyone that now comes here i envoke rule 34 on this image make him a sexy meme somthing to wank off to everyone post work here

>>688123954
>>688123980
yea thats him

dank memes inc

>>688124059
SO FUCKING TRUE! WE NEED TO HELP THIS YOUNG "MAN"
!