You should fuck the everliving shit out of her

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>>688100919
well from how it sounds she inevitably drop the hint at some point if shes into you so just wait and you'll probably know when you get the go ahead.

or if you want /b/ style advise, disregard all integrity and logic and fuck your sister while this friend fingers your prostate

pic unrelated : My wallpaper

>>688101408
I agree we barely know each other though how should i go about seducing her

Should i post the texts

>>688102056
of course

>>688102056
>should i post the texts

should I go workout tomorrow?

Post the texts faggot. Also any time she says something involving her body, text back "pics or it didnt happen"

Opens the door for pics everytim 60% of the time

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>>688102469
Here's the one about the pool

>>688102943
how is she attracted to you...

your fricken GAAAYYYYYYY

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This is the kinda stuff we text like im not sure if she's joking or flirting

>>688103304
She's flirting with you. Put your dick in her.

>>688103304
it sounds like she's just playing around honestly OP but you could definitely go somewhere with that. i'd say keep joking with her until you're literally dick deep, just kid saying to come round or something and see what she says, she'll probably do it. Man up and DOOO ITT op

>>688103304
also upgrade your S3 OP, they're shit now

>>688100919
If pic related, then don't. Never stick your dick in crazy.
>septum ring
Probably the most obvious red flag. Also :
>calling you a bf out of the blue
>using bae
>getting your number from someone else than you
Enjoy the mad clinginess if you want.

>>688101503
She already did drop the hint. Op needs to get this rolling

Fuck op, she clearly likes you and you're clearly autistic. Ask for a pics to conssumate the new relationship

She's practically throwing herself at you you sperglord

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fuck the shit out of her you faggot

>>688103304
>>688102943
Op, listen to >>688103804
Don't stick your dick into her. She's not even "crazy-but-worth-it" in looks.

get nudes and post

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>>688103943
Op her You guys got any ideas on how i can hint im dtf pic related i look a lot like jimbo just with short hair

>>688100919
If you don't penetrate her, I will jump through your screen and slap you with my cock

>>688104201
Don't fuck her.

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my dubs say you man up and make the first move

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>>688104056
clearly you're not desperate like the rest of us

FUCK HER OP
FUCK HER AND JIZZ DEEP IN THAT BITCH
LOCK HER DOWN BRO

>>688104201
ask her if she wants to chill sometime... now... don't fucking ask her on a date you cunt, just ask her to fucking "Chill", she'll know where it's going. Just get her to yours and you've practically already asked to fuck.

be casual. shes just a dumb broad anyways. just tell her that you have some good alcohol

>omg anon i want someeeee

/thread

>>688104421
>clearly you're not desperate like the rest of us
It's easier to fuck someone than to get rid off crazy bitches.

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Fuck her like this

>>688104596
say you got some dank bud, invite her to come vape

Let's see a pic of you op and we'll go from there. Let's see if what "weight class" you're in, so to speak.

>>688104421
Haven't fucked in a year and a half. If that's not desperate to you, I don't know what is.
And yet I know better than jumping on the first crazy female that comes across.

>>688101737
>I agree we barely know each other though how should i go about seducing her

so? I've fucked girls I never even knew their names.

Next time you're hanging out, just invite her somewhere alone together. Be sure you have some booze in your pocket, it'll give you something to talk about and help lighten the mood.

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>>688104757
Not very good pic but here

>>688104596
btw, the point of what im saying is dont directly ask her to hang out.

deep deep down she wants to fuck, but she knows that its weird coz of the sis.

make it a spur of the moment, dont push. ie just dont a fuckkk

You'll regret it OP.

Wasn't this the plot of Life is Strange or something?

>>688105022
8/10

> OP has sister with hot friend who is flirting with him.
> Asks /b if this chick is serious or not

You can't be this stupid. On top of that your sister is a complicator, there is no way she doesn't become a problem for you in this scenario.

>>688105202
Fucking kek

>>688104764
Don't get me wrong (even though personally im into crazy) I get that OP could easily get stuck into something here but with the chick being friends with the sister it'll probably be a bit easier to put on the brakes and if all else fails then just tell the sister about said fucking. Gives him an out switch i guess. Personally i'd say go for it OP but use your best judgement.

>>688105022
would joke abt being your hoe too/10

>>688105319
Is OP trying to get his dick wet or is he trying to live out his Little House On The Prairie fantasy?

op if i seen you in real life i would punch you in the face. this bitch obviously wants the dick. just fuck her, who gives a shit what the sis thinks

>>688105022
DEFINITELY not worth sticking your dick in crazy.
She's a make-uped manjawed crazy horse, you can do better.

>>688105022
basicfag t-shirt/11

>>688105022
You guys look like a match bro.
I'd say you could get in her guts.
Just be blunt with her one of these days in text bro and say something like, "so, my sisters not here, it's the perfect time for you to come over". Get some alcohol girls like, fruity shit, and probably some weed and be ready.
Remember to keep your game in shape, and play off of her responses. If she's coy, she's not probably not ready. But she might also want you to take charge bro and be a little agressive. I say bottom line, invite her over one day, slick like when your sisters not there to hate on you, and flirt.
Then at some point try to kiss her.
If she kisses you, you're on the yellow brick road homie.

>>688105716
lol what? everyone knows crazy bitches fuck the best... by a longshot.

just smash it and pass it

>>688105688
This. If OP's fat, ugly sister wants to crash their party then she crashes the party. What does OP get? some hot ass and maybe grounded for a month

>>688105716
Why the fuck are all you haters calling her crazy? What basis do you have? She looks fine. Literally

>>688105363
I actually think the sister thing makes it more complicated. When things eventually get messy, the friend's gonna stick around regardless of OP. No way to avoid her for him.

>>688105994
Spoken like a true virgin.

FUCK HER.
F.U.C.K.H.E.R.
Your sister has no control what her slutty friend does, if you don't fuck her I'll lose faith in humanity tonight. Text her how long your dick is and tell her to come over. Be blunt, and straight forward, if it goes bad it goes bad, you can just show your sis what shes been texting you. Post results, oh and dont delete the convo.

>>688106300
See
>>688103804

>>688106802
Pierced nose?? You virgin ass pussy

>>688100919
If you try to bone her immediately one of two things will happen.
A:she let's you bone her
B:she laughs at you because she was fucking with you and you will never get to bone her
Some chicks really like stringing guys along. you've either already got it in the bag or you have to play things juuuuust right. My only advice is try to keep it to boning and don't get all "are we boyfriend and girlfriend now?". Let her take the lead on that one.

>>688107049
Op here i don't wanna date her really. Just want to fuck her

THEN JUST DO IT

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>>688106300
>muh haters
We're calling her crazy as a result of her behavior towards op, but mostly because her appearence flares up red flags for anyone who'd been with a woman.

>fine
lol no
If you think in real life (not to mention in bed) she looks like that, you're an excited virgin.
She hides her 5/10 features under a literal kilogram of makeup, shading, posing, filters etc.
After fifteen minutes in the sun or a quick fuck, she'll look like pic related.

>>688107213
Then commence operation dick in vajajay.

>>688107213
then just fuck her
make it clear
chicks like that, especially mentally insane chicks fucking love dominance
like REAL dominance
fuck her how you want to fuck her
make it fucking clear this isn't an ongoing thing unless you want it
leave her to her own thoughts and don't message her

just get her to your house, fuck her silly and drop her shit

DoxAnon here finding her facebook for the lulz. Lets ruin this faggot.

>>688103304
If you dont fuck her after texts like this you should get checked in for the gay or mental retardation, honestly.

Fucks sake op, are you retarded.

She's lesbian.

She's fucking your sister.

She's fucking with you as a smokescreen.

This is sad. OP, this girl is sending out numerous signals to you and seems to be constantly flirting with you. What else do you want?

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>>688107494
"the gay"

thank you

the second she said she was nude in a pool id be all over it, flirting back and sending shit. ur a fucking beta op. fuck her before its too late.

>>688103304
It sounds like you are both underage and she defs wants the D(or just a hand to hold depending on innocence) if that is the case.
Otherwise she is just as, if not more, defective as you and wants the D(or just a hand to hold depending on innocence)

TLDR; She prolly wants the D, bro.

>>688107666

IS THIS YOU?

>>688106846
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>>688107771
"just a hand to hold depending on innocence"
bro had you ever met a woman?
this is something white knights who've never touched a vagina feel

>>688107911
Bro have you ever met a child?
There are also some pretty strange people out there as well. Including those who are scarred mentally and can't even have sex.

>>688100919
Wow that's some disgusting plastic slut.
Op, grow some taste.

just fuck her goddamnit

>>688108503
compared to whatever you have?
show us so we can judge

>>688108537
OP HERE You guys got anything i could say to hint that i want to fuck her ill text her rn

OP HERE Or i could send her a pic on snapchat

>>688108702
Just tell her you lonely piece of shit

>>688108702
post pics of her you autistic faggot

go for it, just ask her to chill, it's not fucking complicated

>>688108702
literally ask her "Want to chill at mine?"

that's the ticket dude

I promise you she'll know what it means

>>688108702
>>688109058
>>688109070
you do the first move when she's at yours chilling, just get her round to somewhere where its just you and her... and make sure to use the word "chill"

you dont ask to fuck over texts, you do that when she's at your place already

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Try getting nudes ofc

>>688109376
after fucking her
never before

>>688108702
yea you say do u wanna fuck. be upfront chicks like that shit. and make sure you show confidence.

I dont just want to be blunt and say i wanna fuck you cause she comes over like every other day

Post more pics of her op

> okay so we're dating?
Well yeah. I mean you were naked in my pool, my bedroom is the next logical step.

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>>688110851
Like she's over at my house a lot but were never alone my sisters always nearby

>>688110910
there you go op, just say this right here
dont think we can give you any more advise dude, either fucking do it or not
stop just asking other people what to say
chicks are people too, they want sex as much as you do

>>688111408
The text that was like so were dating? That text was from like a few days before the pool text

>>688111213
god damn. tap that ass

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>>688111213
Flirt with her some more then hang with her alone somewhere else besides your house just the two of you to gauge how into you she is. If you can tell shes into you then fuck her right in the pussy

>>688111698
damn
>>688111700
this

>>688111700
Ok but like i said we dont really know each other well what do i do just say like hey lets go see a movie or something i dont really want to date her just want sex

>>688111548
>>688112051

dude literally just text her saying "Hey you wanna chill sometime? Just me and you" I swear to fuck if you text her that right now you'll have confirmed the pussy, do it OP, text her that RIGHT FUCKING NOW if you want to fuck her....

>>688112051
if you take her out then its dating, ask her to chill at yours and its strictly fucking.. just make sure to have some vodka on hand when she comes over. and dont tell your sister shit

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>>688112051
Exactly. Mention a movie or something you think she will like, then ask if she wants to go see it. If she acts into you during the movie finger her right there on the spot.

>>688111548
It's just a suggestion for a style of response. You have to think on your feet. I'm starting to think you're baiting right now. And if your sister is always around you understand why I said earlier there is no scenario where she doesn't complicate this. Just hang with them some night, wait until your sister crashes, if that chick is still awake when it happens you're getting the green light. Take a shot.

>>688112264
>>688112294
>>688111698
she almost definitely smokes weed too so if you're into that then buy some weed and ask her if she wants to come smoke with you

either way you need to ask her to "chill" in some way at yours with only yourself, not like a group friend thing, no taking her to the cinema, invite her round for drugs, drink and sex.

the golden word is "Chill"

>>688112417
you do this OP and you're on a one way road to relationship

if you want to simply just fuck her then asking her out isnt the way to go.

>>688112294
get nudes :P

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>>688100919
Other than being an obvious clinger, she looks like a fun fuck. Nail and bail, op.

But definitely nail. Otherwise you're a total faggot

She said that shed never seen star wars before and i was like what! And then she was kind of jokingly like to my sister one day you'll come home and me and anon will be watching star wars. Should i actually act on this and ask her to like come over and watch star wars

>>688112615
Op cant chill at home with her at his house without his sister around more than likely. He said shes always around. Which is why he will have to get her out of the house

>>688105022
>glasses indoors
kys

>>688112829
If i end up pulling this shit off and getting nudes boys know this. They. Will. Be. Posted

Tbh I thought this was a troll of some cosplay bitch doing a sane Harley Quinn thing.

>>688112985
Start flirting with her now and post the convo

>>688112985
fuck sake this man knows nothing
if you're gonna try get nudes straight off then you're gonna fail buddy

we've said it a million times now, go ask to chill at hers or something

pussy isn't this golden artifact that you need extreme knowledge to master. You're not going on some fucking mission. You just need to go to her house and fuck her. God damn OP stop being to faggot and man up. Feels like a fucking bait thread now

>>688113214
I dont think she's awake

>>688113214
OPs too pussy and wont deliver on aything

i'm 95% sure he's gonna fuck up because he's over thinking this shit too much

>>688103304
If I was you, I would have fucker her, dated her, fucked her again, dated her some more, arranged a threesome with one of her slightly chubby but game-as-fuck little mates, had an argument, fucked her again, received a weepy, distraught phone call at 2:15am, visited the abortion clinic, fucked her, got her into anal, fucked her a whole bunch more, and then probably been dumped when she found out I fucked the chubby friend on the side at a party by now.

You are not good at reading signs, so you should probably just fuck her m8.

>>688105022
faggott/4

>>688100919
Post pics of your sister so we can give you more helpful advice

Is she underage OP?

>>688100919
You could start by fucking her.

>>688111213
joke about her coming over to your place secretly from your sister

>>688113959
No the legal age in canada is 16 and she's 18

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>>688112652
Obviously.
This cunt gets it.

>>688104694
what the fuck is even happening in that picture?

>>688114050
So OP...
what're you gonna do cause you're seeming real pussy right now.
you've been given the correct information, now utilize the shit out of it

>>688114050
You're canadian?

that explains why you have to come on /b/ and ask for advice when a girl is literally telling you she was hanging out at your place naked

>>688103265
You're*

You uncultured fuck

>>688105022
Elliot Rodger/10

you got this op.

>>688101737
She's obviously seducing you. The next time she texts you something like that just play along.

>>688114471
Who's Elliot Roger?

Hey OP,
Can we get more pics of this bitch?
Im jerkin in to her and new material wont go a miss.

P.S. Just fuck her you FAGGOT.

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>>688114831
this fine gentleman.

my conclusion after reading this thread is twofold:

1) op is a fag.

2) grill in question is actually a trap who is fucking his sister and now wants to peg op. op is in for a surprise... lol

Elliot please

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>>688114973

Overthinking it will be your downfall. The moment she's into you is your chance for pussy so take it while you can.

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>>688115218
damn OP, why hasn't she given you a male heir yet?

>>688115406
he's already failed friend
read the thread
we tried...

>>688115218
More face plz

Talk to her. When she sends you flirty texts, flirt back. You're probably teen so this shouldn't be hard to pull off. Get laid while it's easy.

>>688101737

>say hey wanna fuck?
>???
>profit

Post dick, OP

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>>688115941
Oh, fuck

>>688115941
Thanks
Keep em coming

Get some nudes of her and post them here.

It's the least you could do, since we're helping you get laid

>>688115941
damn son.

Has the thought ever occured to you that OP is actually the sisters friend and she is posting her own pics for approval and to see the guys masterplan

>>688101737
Your asking a bunch of depressed and lonely virgins how to seduce a girl?

>>688115941

I'm 90% sure this is you and you're indirectly fishing for compliments. Need to see breasts before I can make an accurate assessment.

>>688116129
More face plezz shes hot as fuck
If you dont fuck her your a real nigger

>>688116304
Woah, youre a fucking genious.

>>688105022
I can't tell if I want to hit you laugh at you or hang out

Fuck this thread something is off. I think OP is actually this chic. "He's" got way too many pics of her yo either not be her or to be stalking her or some shit.

>>688116538 hey id hang out with you brother

>>688116350
MOAR NOW YOU NIGGER FUCK
IM ON THE BRINK OF BUSTING.
IF YOU CONTINUE POSTING HER, ILL CHOOSE MY FAVOURITE AND TRIBUTE HER LATER ON.

>>688105022
Beta as fuk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVGt54DsbHU

>>688111213
Threesome fagit. Bitch is hot

>>688116350
Instagram?

>>688116893
Facebook

>>688117202
Well fucking link then
Or imgur album so i can jerk it again