Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Shinoa claimed
>>688098632
>No. Thank you for all the baking
Not like I have anything better to do, I enjoy making threads anyways.
Sylvie claim
I'm gonna go to bed now, goodnight everybody.
claimed and sailed
Akiko claimed
>>688097390
>Yuno
Preparing for that post-con depression
Yeah I know what you mean friend
I hope you got some sick loot from that con
>I'll buy overwatch when my mother pays back the rest of what she owes me
Sweet, you can join our discord group of weeaboo autists and play really shitty but fun as fuck comps with us
>>688097843
>Shizuru
Ah, the game is still young and changes are coming. I'm sure they'll see he's a bit too strong at being what isn't supposed to be
I never got why he got those death nades. They're pretty useless for both sides. You kill him you die. You already died, you kill him. What has been won? What skill was involved? What amazing outplay happened? No it's really stupid but I wouldn't say it's op
>junkrat, mccree, or bastion
Mcree can redeem himself if his play wasn't just him pressing 2 buttons
Also you forgot this little shit
https://youtu.be/DiMJ-s4T16M
>>688099127
>no long dick style
>smug crew anyway
Snek a best.
>>688098632
Lazy week.
>>688099380
Goodnight.
>>688099245
Playing with you is fun as well, but I don't think ribbons was the best game to play.
>About to leave for work
>Be back soon
Go to go in about 40 mins.
>>688099127
Ultra Penny Claim!
>Gonna go to bed in about an hour.
>Don't wanna, but work n shit.
>Albeit I only have to work from 9-3~ today and might even be on if nothings going down.
still here
and
>>688099245
whats that?
galko a best
New smug.
>>688099380
Goodnight Holst, sleep well.
>>688099245
>As long as it feels right.
>Then it will feel good.
I can assure it will.
>>688099297
Kyouko
>>688099380
Goodnight
>>688099245
>>>>underage
https://youtu.be/My9fnMXFmOo?t=2m38s
>>688099423
Uh.. hate to break it to you, I'm a consolefag
But yeah I got tons of cool stuff
Milinda claim
>Sorry if I miss any responses. My phone doesn't say (You)... :/
>>688097106
How are you Milinda?
>>688097710
That's what is feels like. Kek, don't know what time it was though. How ya doing Queen Smug?
>>688099380
Sleep tight.
>Best idol claimed
>>688099380
'Night
>Gardevoir claim~
>>688099423
>Pic
I don't have the same hate for torbjorn.
If i die to him, i probably fucked up. The other three i hate because i can play perfectly and lose to them for no reason other than they are who they are.
>Shizu
>>688099493
Snek is a best.
>>688099718
Hey look, another smug.
>>688100027
Sup Mili
>Tfw preparing for war by making large amounts of leather armor and mining very cautiously
>Gotta get dat Bronze armor eventually
>And also some swords
>Most of our units minus the archer use a bronze mace.
>>688099789
>>688099493
Miho claimed
>>688100027
>hugs
>>688099380
Night
>>688099407
Where to? Cause I don't remember making ships sailing
>>688099485
I'll update that to next thread
>>688099077
>dual foam swords
Nigga please. I got swimming noodle battle axes. What's up?
>>688099208
No. I'd call myself the health inspector
>>688099718
Love it!
>>688100027(you)
What phone you got dude?
>>688100082
I'm pretty well. Sore is almost goes tonight so thats something
>>688099789
>Rattle rattle
Hi Sachi.
>>688100228
Yes.
>>688100369
Nice.
>>688100501
DOOL WIELD
>>688099494
Hurry back. Your losing time.
>>688099695
https://jlist.com/toc101pt
>>688099718
Oh really?
>Anticipation isn't the only thing rising.
>>688099987
Under drinking age.
>Damn runescape scammers
>I totally didn't do that.
>>688100102
>Ward goes and beats the hell out of some Kobold Archer
>Immediately begins mining again in preparation for war.
Man Ward sure is an unbreakable motherfucker.
>>688100740
>Anticipation isn't the only thing rising.
I kek'd a bit.
Good to know.
>>688099987
>consolefag
Just why?
> tons of cool stuff
Anything special worth mentioning?
>>688100197
I saw that webm earlier, gave me a hearty kek
Agreed on the counterplay part. Stationary turrets are not very hard to play around. The rnage on them is a bit much but there are counters
I don't hate him either but you gotta admit 80% of his potg are just him using his ult at random or just him walking around collecting scrap
I'm really glad that they gave the supports some love too, a 4 man Mercy ult will almost always get potg
Do you play on pc? You should join us sometimes fam. Playing with friends is shit tons of fun
>pic related
>Akiko
>>688100740
>>>>>>Under drinking age
You tryin to send me to the party van boy?
All of your waifu's~ are shit. Raifu's are the superior waifu!
>>688100740
oh my
rip choKonata
kuroyukihime claimed
>>688100501
Nice, you often deal with prostate inspection?
>>688100880
A man I think we can all strive to be, though I prefer resting
>>688100369
This picture makes me very happy.
>>688101689
>Meanwhile I haven't started Winter in Stardew because I was too busy during the weekend.
>Instant regret but also don't wanna stop playing Stonehearth.
>>688100501
Ayy that's good. Soon you'll have a tolerance towards it and getting big will be no problem.
>>688100682
Hey Yuno, what's poppin?
.
>>688101235
I was just talking to Barry about that. I don't trust bnet to not dox me for no explicable reason.
>>688100082
Good. Better now that your here. <3
>>688100228
Hey Rory. Just loving the heat... (insert sarcasm here)
>>688100499
>Hugs
How are you Miho?
>>688100501
Galaxy S5
Little bit older. Kek
>>688101846
It's pretty nice.
>>688100895
I like to share.
>>688101293
Scared of a little risk?
>That's cute~
>I guess you don't want to take advantage of drunk me~
>>688101393
I've thought about getting one recently.
Where the fuck is Karen?
>>688102090
what for?
>>688101348
>>688102054
I prefer heat to cold, my body cant absorb heat well.
Currently playing on BITCHWHORE. Level 69 and halfway done with Silph Co.
>>688102090
>I like to share.
I can say the same.
>>688102239
Died, rest in pizza, desu.
>>688100682
Just like onigiri
>>688101235
I will always love this
>>688101471
It'll be just for a week ;_;
>>688101689
Yeah everytime someone drops the soap
https://youtu.be/QnaxeOLZQKA
>>688102007
I hope not! In a way I'll miss/won't miss the sores
>>688102054(you)
And it doesn't show the (you)?
>>688102239
Soon
>>688101235
I don't have a power pee sea and I console me whole life
Mirai nikki wallscroll and playing cards, owari no serpah poster, Asuna, kirito and yuuki figures, asuna body pillow and kirito foam swords
>>688102007
Hello maki! I miss A-kon already :/
>>688102090
NIGGA
>Only if you don't tell anybody
>>688102054
Feeling better. I should be able to uber tomorrow. So how was your flight?
>>688102552
why?? Konata ???
>>688101946
I'm sure Penny is doing fine, I love winter. Gives me a reason to wear my jacket
>>688102552
That censor mosaic is redonkulous
>you are claiming a fictional character
>I cant just claim them all and not tell any of you
>there all mine and there is nothing you can do about it
>>688102360
What else would you use one of them for?
>Do you need a demonstration from me?
>>688102536
This is gettin gud
>>688102597
I won't tell if you dont~
>It'll be our little secret.
>>688102745
>>688102733
Same, fall and winter are my favourites because I can wear my hoodie all the time and people don't look at me like I'm insane
>Plus I don't have to wear shorts when its too hot.
>The only downside is that I can't garden in the winter!
>nobody to talk to
I guess I'll try.
>>688102800
no not at all. i just think you know owning one would be you know
>>688102049
> I don't trust bnet to not dox me for no explicable reason.
kek
why would they? I haven't heard of anything like that yet
>>688102072
Why does Galko always look so slooty? Don't 15-year olds have any decency nowadays?
>>688102239
Karen is kill
Died from shrapnel when his uncle exploded
>>688102552
With a bit of effort THIS CAN BE YOU
>>688102597
>figures
>Asuna body pillow
You're not even trying to hold back anymore
good loot matey
>>688102800
>This is gettin gud
Is it now?
>>688103034
Good luck Galko, I won't be here to welcome you back probably.
>Unless it's something like 30 minutes
>>688103112
>15
>>688102466
I'm the opposite of that. I will take -20 F any day of the week over this.
Kek sounds fun
>>688102552
It does sometimes. It's rare though.
>>688102608
That's good. It was long. And the plane was hardly air worthy... kek
>>688103112
Well she is a gyaru. That's kind of their thing.
>>688102072
>>688101846
>>688100618
Thanks, something a little different.
We've just opened a portal to a whole new world of docking.
>>688102054
Too sweet~
How'd the first day go?
>>688102552
It's a sign of getting stronger though. Kek, I know what you mean. Feels good in a strange way but moving around throughout the day is a bitch. Especially trying to run like that.
>>688102597
Aw, enjoyed it while it lasted right? Got some more cons to look forward to I'm sure.
>>688103034
Good luck.
my internet is almost unusable. but claimed anyway
>>688103112
A little under half of the people i have added show their IRL names.
I can't think of any correlation between who is and isn't apart of that list.
>>688100740
And I'm back~
>>688103339
That's US Military spending at its best.
>>688103552
There's an option to disable that.
It's in privacy settings.
>>688102999
Well you could always fish for some lovely rainbow trout
>I don't ever wear shorts. Ever.
>>688103040
Similar to giving up and be a sign that my "normal" life is crashing around me?
>Why yes, yes it is.
>>688103613
Welcome back (You)!
>>688103632
I saw the army waste 24 million in missiles within the span of 30 minutes.
>Each one missed target so they had to scrap a 6 billion dollar radar system
>>688102552
Man I need to get back on that shit
>>688102800
Fucking better not
>>688103112
Aftering wasting seven years with one girl, I just dont give a fuck
>>688103510
Enjoyed every second of it even tho I feet and shoulders were killing me
I got Afest in two months right after my birthday actually
>>688103112
>Why does Galko always look so slooty?
You're just jealous that you don't have what Momma Galko does.
>>688103967
What if I do?
>Will you punish me?~
>>688103675
Interesting. Why the hell was that on? Is it by default?
>>688103960
Did I miss anything?
>>688103886
I wear shorts when it gets too hot, but fortunately its not hot enough yet
>My legs are so white.
>I wanna go cutthroat fishing this year
>And maybe hunting but that depends on some friends.
>I'm gonna buy a mosin before hunting season and trick it out for shootin some deer for Mother Russia.
>>688104147
It is on by default indeed.
Fucking blizzard.
>>688104062
Wew lad.
>>688103354
Gyaru just means 'girl'
I must be missing something here
>>688103552
I don't think I've actually seen anyone's IRL name in our group, except for Aizawa. If such shit bothers you you can always disable it in privacy settings
>>688103967
>Aftering wasting seven years with one girl, I just dont give a fuck
Boy do I know those feels bro. And you're totally right too. I stopped looking for a girl a long time ago. I might give it a go if one comes up to me but if that doesn't happen I won't care too much. I'm pretty happy being single. The only moment you'll be unhappy is when you forget what it was like when you were in a relationshit
Uraraka Ochako claimed.
Probably not for long, but nothing left to do.
>>688102686
He told you right?
>>688102733
Dude! You missed your chance if saying reDICKulous!!
>>688103034
File name says good night but you wanna converse. Hmmm
>>688103112
;_;
>>688103339
Wew better than apple devices
>prefer -20f
Oh fuck no. I enjoy my texas blazing heat and floods thank you very much
>>688103510
I love and hate it! And yes it does. And depending on the muscle your moving for the environment like post leg day and stairs are hell. Running with sore muscles makes you look weird
>>688103967
Same. But I prefer playing with a party
You're all fags
>>688104470
k
>>688104278
Amazing. Blizzard strikes again with "Knowing how to annoy people without pissing them off enough to quit using their things"
>>688104280
I did. Didn't know that the setting was a thing.
Alright fuck it. How do i discord? I'm out of the loop with such things.
>>688104470
topkek
Thanks, u 2
>>688103960
well no i just cant stand the thought of anyone i know finding such a thing. i would be dead inside
>>688104470
>Implying you're not.
>>688104280
False, it's a transliteration of the word gal. It's a subculture of seemingly very slutty women who dye their hair blonde, get very dark tans from tanning salons, and wear skimpy clothes. The western equivalent would be the valley girl stereotype.
>>688104157
Nothing much. Just me babbling.
>>688104278
Wew indeed
>>688104470
*straight
>>688103510
Says you :)
It was slow and painful.
>>688103632
Yup. You know how it is. Kek
>>688104430
I love the cold. I wear shorts until it hits 10 F... kek
Enjoy swimming everywhere?
Going to go for now.
I'll see you beautiful people later.
>>688104598
Well that's why you hide it!
Don't you have a trunk? I have one I store all my stuff in, I'll just bury it and use it when alone.
>>688103981
>Momma Galko
>Momma
She's 16
>>688104147
Now that you have your shit fixed you can join us if you want. We play on Eu but if you're US that shouldn't be a problem. Everyone so far has said Eu server ping is roughly the same
>>688104430
I believe in you smuggles
You can do it
do it
JUST
DO IT
>>688104587
You already downloaded it? If you have you can just add me as a friend
My discord tag is AkikoBestGirl#0014
>>688104602
Ah "barbie dolls" is what we call those
I don't think Shizu falls into that category
>>688104752
See you later Yui.
>>688104626
Very wew.
>>688104430
no we were playing league yesterday and had to leave
>>688104062
You wont like my punishment~
>>688104280
It was so bad that I was even sucidal depressed from it
She has the nerve to call me a friend
>>688104430
It was quite interesting playing with ya'll
Don't birds usually know when to stop chirping? It's 1 am and you could swear it's day outside. Should I fucking kill them?
>>688104827
I like to get wew.
Much better than no wew.
>>688104872
I can take it~
>>688104752
See you 'round
>Uraraka
>>688104996
We'll see about that~
>>688104821
What? I was responding to you asking why Galko looked so slutty all the time.
>>688104602
>Mfw BARBIE BITCHES!
>>688103613
Hey Best Idol.
>>688103967
O shit things are going get pretty crazy then.
>>688104430
>Post leg day
>Stairs
Oh that brings back some memories. Painful painful memories. Kek, yeah it likes you're dragging your legs.
>>688104470
I've been told.
>>688104626
Shh~
Yeah adjusting to it for the first day probably is. Things should liven up in about a week.
>>688104752
See ya later.
>>688104996
>I like to get wew.
I second this, it's good to get wew.
>>688104430
I guess it /slipped/ through my hands C:
>>688104180
Just quiksc0pe everything, including the fish somehow
>>688103960
>>688104683
kek
>>688105117
Yup, gonna get my drink on especially for the rave
>>688105082
Hurt me plenty~
>I want to say "choke me daddy" but the daddy part weirds me out.
>>688104872
>It was so bad that I was even sucidal depressed from it
I didn't go that far at all, and it didn't take me very long to get over it. Thanks emotional detachment issues! At the break-up itself I felt nothing and for a while I was fine. On day 3 I just completely broke down for what I believe was a day and a half before I got a hold of myself
>She has the nerve to call me a friend
*disapproving whistle* Oh damn
I would've lost my temper there
>>688105084
oops, how did I mess that up?
>>688105175
Absolute 420multiblazenoscopequickshot!
>I think I found somebody who's just as badass as Ward Nonac.
>Tadan Lessel.
>He's a cook
>Beats a fucking wolf to death
>with a motherfucking spoon.
>It was horrific.
Anyways, it's time to sleep.
See you later everyone, enjoy your time, as always.
>>688105167
Wew wew.
>Looks sweet.
>>688105512
Night
>>688104821
>She's 16
Doesn't mean those tiddies aren't well developed into their 30's.
And I could care if she's 16, she's Momma Galko.
>>688104626
Babbling? About what?
>>688105425
So I just noticed this
>except for Aizawa
Fuck. Whatever I trust you guys.
>>688105561
you there, whats your waifu from? what anime?
>>688105400
Oh hell no, daddy part wierds me out as well
>>688105425
I still struggle to forget her, memories of us haunt me on my good days
I have lost my temper but I'm biting the bullet and giving her the silent treatment, didn't even respond to her when she asked if I was going to a-kon
>>688104794
a trunk full of what?
>>688105117
Hiya Best Idol!
>Decided to get something to help ease my way into getting fit
>Going to murder my knees in the process
>>688105512
Night Kyoko.
>>688105756
>Daddy kink
Honestly that shit is just creepy.
>Bitch I ain't yo daddy
>>688105493
The real question is, did he eat it raw? Or did he just Hokuto Hyakuretsu Ken that bitch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ebC8EVe1JQ
( l love this anime)
>>688105512
Night dude!
>>688106013
I'll never understand that kink nor do I want to
So BITCHWHORE hit lvl 71 before I fight Dio in Silph Co. Wewlad.
>saving these rare candies up for elite four
>sitting on 6 late levels
>wew
>>688105619
Weather I should or shouldn't get a tenga egg or onahole.
>I think they have a makato idol one~
>>688105749
It's from the anime "reverso imagery serchero" the English translation is "Rosario + Vampire"
>Name mizore
>>688105756
I need something to say after, like "baby" or "sexy"
>>688105887
Normal things. Just junk
>I'm the trunk.
>Speaking of junk
>>688106074
>Nigga made it into a meat stew.
>Feasting for days.
>Top Anime tbh, I fucking loved how badass he was.
>>688106461
you dont mean
>>688105084
Discord? I guess?
I'm Shizuru#7261
>>688106461
i actually googled reverso imagery serchero fuck me. thanks tho.
>>688106461
Baby is OKAY
>that image
every time
>>688105726
I won't do shit. Doxxing is too much effort and there's really nothing I get out of it
>Whatever I trust you guys.
You shouldn't, but thanks for doing so
>>688105756
For some things there is no right or good way to do them. I just hope you can get over it as easily as I could. I think you're doing the right thing. There's no use in keeping anything going
>>688106683
No but good point!
>I ment the picture I posted.
>>688106750
Top zozzle I laughed a bit.
>>688105245
Don't die m8. There's a rave too? Sweet, don't forget the glow sticks.
>>688105512
Sleep tight.
>>688105948
What might that be? Some crappy fitness product off some info-commercial?
I'm heading to bed. Night everyone.
>>688106597
It's honestly one of favs, up there with Boy and the Beast and Baccano.
Wolf meat stew also sounds pretty nice, though Gard might not like it too much
>>688106831
Like I said before to Shizu, a couple of my friends from my time in gfur know my street address, so it's whatever.
>>688106818
>Choke me baby~
Like that?
>>688106847
oh well its a nice picture
>>688104683
Hell yeah. We had people in boats going down the streets in neighborhoods
>>688104752
Bye yui!
>>688104821
Don't let my dreams just be dreams right?
>>688104862
Ooohhhhhhhhhh
>>688104872
It was fun as hell
>>688104983
It means you need to sleep
>>688105117
>dragging your legs
>not waddling like a penguin
>>688105175
Ayyeeee
>>688105512
Night!
>>688106461
Why get one of those when you've got something better you can use~?
>>688106918
Night Milinda!
>>688106863
Gunna get a new DDR mat so i can finally use these 6 games I have.
>Might get the one that can hook up to the computer with all those multiplugs
>Stepmania for days
>>688107024
To late! You've got my mind on it.
>>688106931
Prolly. I know Penny wouldn't mind wolf stew.
>Meanwhile I keep getting raided from my southeastern border
>Decide the only logical thing to do is.
>Do What Trump Would Do.
>CONSTRUCT STONE WALL!
>Stone wall is right next to my Guard HQ
>Anything that walks through the gate is gonna get fucking pillaged.
>>688106918
Night blue bell!
>>688106918
Heres some good night boobs
claimed
hey guys. i'll probably be gone for a week or so. i need to sort out this shitty internet. it's running alot slower than normal and most images i try to post cause a connection error or just won't upload before the captcha runs out. i can't even post images anymore and the captch barely loads. bye
>Old man fister
>BITCHWHORE didn't oneshot the Blastoise
>mfw
>>688106831
It seems to be my only option
>>688106863
Oh yeah, kinda regret not talking to the ruby rose cosplayer last year, she was alone, I did saw her at the a-kon hotel while picking up badges
>>688107018
Thats it
>pic
Nigga I just wanked
>>688107026
Yeah, idk I cant seem to get invested in other games like I do on runescape
>>688107175
what can i do to take it somewhere else?
>>688107026
I can't sleep with them chirping. That's my point. Also thanks for noticing me, Senpai.
>>688107126
I have something better?
>Is it you?~
>>688107332
Hope you got more in you, baby~
>>688107332
>Just barely noticed
>Runescape
>My nigga
That game use to be my jam so many years ago, I haven't logged in ages but my character probably still has the stupid long ass name.
>literally 6-7 numbers
>>688106013
worst wife in the game
>>688107409
Well that's like stopping a stone plane from falling. With a net.
>>688107618
does not mean i wont try
>>688107207
Pillaged and made into semi-decent soup, I have a feeling Goblin tastes foul
>>688107026
Thaaank youuu thaaank youu. I feel like I'm in a soap opera honestly..
>Gard
>>688107709
He'll if I know how you can stop it.
>>688107588
>Tfw none better than Penny
>Why wouldn't you love such an adorable shy booknerd.
>She's the best
>>688107736
SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK THEY BROUGHT AN OGRE!
>>688107849
the rose from dirt story is old as fuck and she's creepy to look at. Her hairstyle is nonsense, and her mother is absolute trash.
>>688107849
None better than mai waifu, bub. Though before we argue you should prolly get that Ogre thing taken care of.
He seems ogrebearing
>Gard
>>688107783
well i dont either so huh
>>688107446
Sigh
>>688107533
Nowadays I just fletch or smith knives lol
>yuno
>>688108058
>Her mother is a piece of shit but shes a decent piece of shit
>Her hairstyle is adorably fifties and I love her face (I have a thing for redheads though, so I digress)
>The rose from the dirt story is almost literally my life.
>Born in shithole town, finally making something of myself.
>Haven't met somebody charming to be with yet
>Penny waifu forever.
>>688108130
>That fucker killed two people.
>Suddenly out of fucking nowhere
>Ward and Tadan
>Beat the fucker to death
>Rest of Militia and Army show up
>Slaughter the scouts
>Mfw we have a graveyard with 3 graves now
>Lost a good warrior and a herbalist
>>688108494
I suppose then we'll never agree