never cheated because i never date.i've had many many girls cheat on their bf with me.

ya i'm that guy. no regrets and i'm not sorry. i'm doing you a favor.

>>688098872
edgy

been cheated on a few times. easier to move on since they're at fault.

>>688099021

it is what it is

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>>688098872

cheated a lot. dont regret it. what she doesnt know wont hurt her. even if she did know shed never leave anyway. i didnt leave first bc i love her

I can't get the idea of fucking my boyfriend's best friend out of my head.
I tried breaking up with him, he said to give him another shot, so i am. And these are simply thoughts, but almost obsessive.
Ive only met the guy 3 times.

>>688098523
yes.
a little.
because i still love my bf.

Does sending dick pics and jerking off on Kik count as cheating?

>>688098523
No, but someone's begging me to, so I probably will. And it's because you want someone to go out with, and someone to come home to. I'd rather party with and fuck this girl, and talk to and fall asleep with my girl.

>>688099571
depends on what you have agreed upon

>>688099638
She has said she considers "online" stuff cheating.

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>>688099296
sure bud

>>688099875
then yeah you flaming faggot, stop sending dudes pics of your dick

>>688098523
hell no, and this is THE major reason i refused to get "involved", so much trash out there, its not worth wasting your emotions on people that are willing to stab you in the back.

>>688099409
did you fuck another guy, was it just once?

>>688100294
it's bene a few times. i always feel bad after it. i love my bf but he' just... lacking. and doesn't want to experiment. it gets soooo frustrating after a while

Yes.
No.
Two is better than one.

>>688100623

And to expand on the third one, there was no reason to end it because I knew it would end on its own in a year when I graduated. I didn't plan to keep a long distance relationship and I already had plans and both girls were a year younger and staying at school.

So, in the end, it didn't bother me too much because I knew neither was going to be my wife. I had a bit of guilt at the time, but got over it quickly when the cheating expanded the closer I got to the departure date.

>>688101125
was it a nasty break up with either? howd u play it off with all the social apps

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>>688100563

hey there. >>688098872 here.

you're my kind of girl. i can be everything your boyfriend isn't. that's my specialty :)

>>688101655
he's not a total prude but i really wanted to try anal and he was so grossed out by it. i ehm.. kinda found someone else to try it with. wasn't difficult, just mentioning it got most guys rock hard. i actually loved it. but i felt so guilty i didn't do it again for a while

>>688101631

I'm not sure anyone ever really found out. I ended up cheating on current gf with ex-gf who wanted me back, and wasn't going to tell. She kept it secret and was somewhat friendly with current gf.

A third girl was a few hookups right there at the end. Lots of built up tension all along that just exploded one week.

All three knew each other, but I don't think anyone ever talked about it.

One week was amazing - 7 days, each night hooked up with one of the three - never the same one in a row.

And before you doubt my sincerity, know that this was hands down the best week of sex in my life and I'm now married and nothing compares to that week. My sex life sucks now compared to then.

And I'm an oldfag - this was all in the late 90's before social media.

Yes
No
It's the comfort of it already being there and not wanting to start again.

>>688102078
you could literally walk up to any guy in the world and whisper " i take it up the ass" and he'd be balls deep in 10 minutes. the fuck's wrong with your bf ?

>>688102078
i'm totally into it. used to have a girl that preferred it. i've introduced a few girls to it. the trick is doing it gradually. starting with a finger or two then moving to a small butt plug and pretty soon my whole cock. i'm diamond hard right now thinking about it.

>>688098523
Done it. Had it done to me. Thinking about doing it again. Regrets? Only that I got caught.

>>688098523
done it
dont regret it
i was a player so idgf

I had nudes of exs and was flirting with them while with my gf. She found out. This happened about 2 times with the pics and me talking to the same chicks about 3 times. Never did anything physical just got some bikini pics and the nudes were years old.so yeah i guess so

>>688102767
most guys had that same reaction. they all called my bf a weirdo but i do still love him. but i have to admit i came really hard and i just can't forget the feeling of being dominated like that. he's never like that

>>688103403
if he was youd probably bitch at him and break up with him for "changing"

>>688103673
a girl will never bitch if you make her cum.

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>>688103403
well if you happen to be from michigan or northern ohio let me know and we can have some fun. i love being dominant in the bedroom.

>>688098523
never cheated.
left her first then pursued other options
done this with more then one girl
straight/clean record
got disney bred into some looking for the one shit.
hectic op pic

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i believe its 100% possible to love a person but fuck others on the side an maintain healthy relationships

>>688104225
why?

>>688104549
Because sooner or later one of you breaks.

>>688103957
eh i dunno. i kinda have this rape play fantasy thing that i like during. alot of guts think it's weird. often semi-public? i do lube up beforehand though.

of course..it's fun...new pussy...a lot of guys do it and it makes a current relationship stronger..same goes for women..just don't get caught or attached.

>>688104753
so it's fear

>>688098523
1. yes
2. yes
3. i didnt want to leave. i was so drunk i dont remember it. no excuse. she said she wished i'd never told her.

>>688104225
i remember this..

>>688104866
you're the worst kind of person. i hope you don't give her aids

>>688104835
99% of girls have rape fantasies. hold a girl down while i fuck her and i'll need to flip my mattress so i don't have to sleep in the puddle.

>>688098523
I am 26 been with my wife, since we were age 15, always faithful.

>a year ago i was at work
>boss hires 3 10/10 gt's, literal super model types
>they were just out of highschool all 18
>they are flirtatious and horny acting
>gawd its so fucking hard to resist
>i do my best, but they keep flirting i was 25, and married yet they didnt care.
>one says i should come over sometime
>the other asked if i wanted to go on a date
>i was so torn it hurt
>these little devils teasing me, while my beautiful wife would be waiting for me at home, she is absolutely faithful
>my conscious tells me to say no
>i literally feel after a period of time that i would eventually cheat, i actually decided to transfer to avoid temptation.

>fast forward to now, i recently told my wife how bad that was for me, and how i really really wanted to hav sex with them.
>i couldnt hold back i pretty much asked if she would have a threesome, so i could purge my system of this feeling of wanting another girl
>my wife tells me no, and that she wishes i would have just slept with one of the girls and not told her, to get it out of my system.

....now its too late, im happy but not at the same time, i have a hot sexy wife, great life, but the idea of that missed golden opportunity haunts me....I wish i could just forget it all but i do think about it alot, i am however proud i was strong enough to remain faithful.

>>688098523
I did it once then broke up a week later, didn't have sex after doing it.
Never mentioned the cheating, the breakup was inevitable anyway I just needed the motivation to do it.

People that have sex after cheating are a serious public health risk though and should be purged.

>>688105422
Eh. You guys heres as neat trick. Next time you are in the doggystyle position try gently pulling on her hair, then slowly increase the pull and slap her ass around if she likes it you can proceed from there and discuss if she enjoys those fantasies like chocking, etc.

>>688098523
>No
I haven't dated.

>See above green text
N/A

>I haven't dated.

>>688104835
the kinkiest girl i ever had liked to have her pussy filled with piss. i would fuck her, cum in her and leave my cock in. when it was soft enough i would piss until it leaked out. she LOVED it.

Yes. Fucked a married woman I met on a porn site while married. Best sex I've ever had. Then fucked a single girl while still married. She was meh. Then fucked a mormon girl while married but separated, she liked it in the butt. Then moved in with another single girl while married. Got divorced, then second married the latest girl.

>>688098523
Have cheated, regret some don't regret others

>>688100623

Actually, another time I met a girl while dating another. Decided to break up with #1 and go for #2. #1 said okay on the breakup, but give it two weeks to see if I really meant it.

Didn't talk to her again and started messing with Girl #2 within about 3 days.

Fast forward 5 years, Girl #1 and I are still friends and hanging out. She's moved on. Knows all about how I dated Girl #2.

But then I mention that I didn't wait the full two weeks (for some reason) and she FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT.

>>688105739
whoa

I work from home and have been banging my neighbor's wife for about 2 years now. We always use a condom, but they've had their 2nd kid since me and her have been knocking boots. Whenever I see the little rugrat I get a short thrill of the possibility it's mine.

>>688105422
that's pretty hot, would you in public ? like.. do me up the ass. love it when people can hear

>>688105739
eh not really into that. but i see the point,

>>688105623
LMAO that's so vanilla. i have four point restraints on my bed. strap a girl down spread eagle and drip hot wax on her nipples. rub her clit with an ice cube. slap her ass? hahaha?

My wife cheated on me. 2 months later I had herpes on my dick. Fuck you unfaithful assholes.

>>688106140
You could have sued her. Knowingly transmitting STDs is a crime.
A girl in the US won $1.5mil for her bf giving her hpv which led to her getting uterine cancer.

>>688098523

Haven't cheated, or been cheated on. Married.

Incredibly controlling and dominant in the relationship. I control everything, and that's both our preference. The more controlling I become and the more I dictate the terms of everything, the happier she is.

It works well. Been married 7 years.

>>688106133
it's rare for a girl to like it up the ass like that. do just love it that much or what ?

I've cheated only once in my life. It was a extremely manipulative guy who I had tried breaking up with several time only to be twisted into staying. The guy I cheated with though was going to the military and was built so I had nothing to lose because he was leaving anyway. It wasn't very good though because the weight of the guilt ruined the fun
Tl;dr only cheated
Because I couldn't get out of the relationship.

>>688106134
implying that all women would be into that just like that, for some you gotta start with small shit to see if she is kinky or not. i been with some women who were so dull that anything besides the normal sexual positions was blasphetmy

>>688106133
i'd fuck your ass in a target changing room so the other girls trying on clothes can hear you moan. they will be so jealous.

>>688099315
then why cheat?
Is she not into sex?

>>688098523
>have you done it?
yes
>do you regret it?
no, no one regrets doing anything, or they wouldn't have done it. they regret getting caught
>why didn't you just leave first?
because if i could have both, why wouldn't i?

>>688099571
yes

>>688106505
it's 2 part. i do love the taboo and domination and the other part is.. may sound messed up but it's easier to cheat. my pussy doesn't look weird or smell/taste like condom or cum

>>688106505
Hi im green text faithful guy from above, my wife likes anal also, i found it strange that women like it. My wife is a Qt you'd never expect to be into that stuff but she is. She says it feels good, she uses a vibrator on herself while im in her bum.

i have never cheated to my gf but i think that even if i did she would understand me because shes my first ever gf and i havent experienced any other females on my dick

I've never cheated on my past gf's but I have been cheated on a few times. The best advice I can give is that cheaters never change. Leave them without hesitation the first time they cheat. Save yourself the heartbreak

>>688098523
never have but think about it sometimes. only thing holding me back is because I was cheated on all throughout high school. I could have multiple times in my past. Could have even cheated on my ex with my current GF. every time I just cant bring myself to do the thing that hurt me most.

But god damn do i want to when i see a fat booty hoe.

>>688102078
maybe he didn't want to give you cancer?
see: farrah fawcett

>>688106877
most women would like anal if guys weren't idiots about introducing them to it.

most guys think they can rub some spit on her ass, finger it a bit and then shove their dick in. Then it hurts like hell, girl decides she hates anal and never tries again. One moron's impatience has ruined her asshole for every guy after him

>>688098523
>Have you done it?
Yeah, did cheat, and been cheated on
>Do you regret it?
at this time? No
>Why didnt you just leave first?
I was scared and she was my first gf

>>688107106
even if that WAS true, eveything gives you cancer these days, food, sun, ducking dick, hell maybe even wifi .

>>688106877
she's lucky then. if my bf was open like that i'd never would've gone to other men

>>688107125
i fucked my gf in the ass the night i took her virginity with only pussy juice and spit on my cock. Although she is a trooper sexually.

I've never cheated on anyone but I have slept with two of my friends while they were dating their respective boyfriends. It was pretty awesome in hindsight but I still felt like a piece of shit afterwards. The funny thing is both of them are still with the dudes and I'm still really good friends with one of them. We just never mention it.

My fiancee theft on Friday night to goto Spain with 2 of her pals.
I ended up going out on sat night and taking mdma which is something I don't do these days as I'm 35 with 3 kids.
Met an old friend (33) that grew up in the same neighbourhood as me and I always had a thing for her.
We drunkenly talk about our kids and how old we feel.
Jump in a taxi back to mine.
I couldn't get it up with all the drink and mdma I'd had so I just had to finger her and go down on her.
Was nice waking up with someone different for a change but it's the first time in my life I've cheated.
Don't know whether to deny it if it comes out or come clean straight away but say I was spiked or some shit and I never got it up.

>>688107125
yeah lol kinda learned that in highscool with her, she hated it till about 3 or so years ago. I asked if she wanted to try it again she was scared, all i did was lay down lube up my dick, and i told her to put it in, i just let her work it in and go up and down ect... Once she was used to it, i bend her over and go deep/hard, she uses the vibrator and all is great.

>>688106688
god that makes me wet

>>688106780
>my pussy doesn't look weird
Yeah, you're not female.
Just as most of us suspected.
Vaginas don't "look weird" just because you fuck, ffs.

lrn2physiology

>>688107812
kek your virgin is showing. a properly fucked pussy will be red and/swollen for hours after a proper fucking

I have several STDs, so I go around having unprotected sex with as many women as I can

>>688098523

Yeah
I didnt until a few days ago
I had a divorce in place to leave for the other woman

That was until the other woman starting showing her true colors. She the physical was god -tier but outside of that, shit-tier. Begged her for months to changed. Essential gave her the blue print to my life... only in the end for me to go back crawling to my wife. Bros, dont do it. The other woman is not worth it. Its a fantasy not meant to last. Once the competition ends... shes no difference. Stay with what you got and what you know and love

>>688107354
It's most certainly fucking true. You're online, google, motherfucker.

And just because some things cause cancer, you don't care about getting cancer? Makes no fucking sense.

>>688104225
the fact that this exists scares me

>>688108045
>just because some things cause cancer, you don't care about getting cancer?

some ? fucking wifi is EVERYWHERE that's why i don't care, everything gives you cancer now. why would i give up anal if i do 320 other things every day that can cause the same thing.

>>688107688
you'll love it. you'll cum harder than you ever have. your boyfriend can have your pussy. your ass will belong to me ;)

>>688107812
Not gonna lie, pussy does look different if its recently fucked or even regularly fucked. And i have a terrible sense of smell but i can smell condoms, and if you have ever ate a girl after using a condom you'll find there is a mild rubber taste.

So if my girl came home gaping and red, and wet, smelling or tasting of condom id be suspicious.

*now married, haven't cheated since nuptials.
I used to cheat all the time. I didn't like the other girls or love my g/f(now wife) any less. I just got an extra thrill out of something that I knew was so wrong. My girl always tries whatever I ask so it wasn't a "not getting the sex I want" situation, and she's an easy 8/10 so it wasn't a looks thing. I had 2 3sums with other girls while we were dating and sex with 9 total girls while I was dating my girlfriend. She used to bag a lot and when she would birch and complain I would go pick up another chick, bring her home and fuck her brains out in our bed as relief. I had 3 girls that I had relationships with on the side she never even knew about. (one of those girls was part of a 3sum MFF) sometimes I would go so far as to fuck random chicks I worked with in the back room so I didn't have to explain why I wasn't home. I would just "work late" I did often have to stay late so it wasn't even suspicious.
Do I regret my actions: NO. It made me grow up and realise what I have. We've now been married 2 years and not even a look at another girl. I wouldn't even cheat at this point if given the chance. (unless 2 10's came up to me naked, handed me a beer and started touching each other and asked me to join...I can dream can't I?)

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>17 years with a whore
>fucked her friends after i find her cheating the first time
>amass evidence
>let the kids find out shes a shit tier human
>take kids
>still fucking her ex best friend
>gonna take her back and spike her food with testosterone until she is a manlet
>live happily ever after

>>688098523
Yup.
Not really.
I wanted to see how it played out with both before I picked one.

>>688107578
>Don't know whether to deny it if it comes out or come clean straight away but say I was spiked or some shit and I never got it up.
You cheated, asshole. No one gives a fuck if you got it up or not; it literally doesn't matter.
Cheating and doing mdma at 35 with 3 KIDS -- you're a joke. Ruin a marriage and fuck up your kids like that. You're like a pimple-faced teen, grow the fuck up. Hope she kicks you to the curb.

I've cheated. I'm not proud of it. She still doesn't clearly know what happened. The time for dialogue has passed though. I do regret it. She's just another human being that allowed me to treat her like garbage. I let her in close, but I didn't want it to end. I should have left.
Oh well. I'm finally fucking over it.

Cheated on a girl I knocked up after she decided to move back home halfway across the country. Cheated on another girl twice after she found out she had gotten knocked up a few weeks before we got together, but we were already serious before she realized it. I've been "the other guy" 3 times.

>>688108274
thanks you. that's why i avoid vaginal if i cheat. it's alot more obvious. your ass isn't that noticable as long as he doesn't have a clear long view of my ass. + he wouldn't evne know since he never fucked me there

>>688098872
>'m doing you a favor.
you actually would be if you told them afterwards. otherwise there is no favor

>>688098523
>Cheating.
>Have you done it?
Yes
On the 90s met several girls online while living with my girlfriend

shortly dated and fucked another girl 1 week before my wedding.

flirted with co-workers during my marriage

cheated for 3 months on my ex-wife, fucking a delicious hot blondie milf

Divorced, started a serious relationship with said blondie. I loved her like I never will love another woman.

Things didn't work very well, started cheating on her.

Several tinder dates, cheated (sex) first on her with a below average blond, nice sex but nothing spectacular.

Later met a younger, hotter-yet-crazy redhead.

Broke up with the blondie I loved

Started building up a relationship with the redhead

THe below-average blondie comes back and proposes FWB.

Can't resist, cheat on the redhead.

She later finds out, forgives me

We have been together since then.

I don't feel like cheating anymore, but I still flirt like hell whenever I can.

>Do you regret it?
Nope
I regret taking it too seriously. I should have fucked the first blondie, accepted that my marriage was dead and I should just capitalize on my married life and fuck bitches on the side forever


>Why didnt you just leave first?
Needed the motivation.

>>688099402
Sluuuut

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Was in relationship for 13 years since HS, gf comes crying one day. Tells me she cheated on me, and she feels bad, she cries for like two weeks, every night. I decide to stay, a week later she breaks down again, says he busted all over her lol gg. Play it off like whatever, she feels better for telling me.

Fast forward a few years till today, she says we are stronger than ever, I cheat a few times a year, I feel nothing after. I am dead inside, I don't know who I hate more, myself, or her.

>>688098523
first girl i thought was my life companion cheated on me multiple times
lied about it from the get go
>kissed a girl
>really fucking other guy that was on scene before me
>cheated on me multiple times with this person & others one offs
>just tolerated it. whatever, i loved her

second girl.. thought id found her again my life companion
>cheats on me within the first month of me giving myself to her in full

been burnt hard 2 times by this.

pretty big testosterone filled dude.
used all my reasonable toleratation of others insanity up in these 2 encounters.

dunno what do, be happy alone, fuck the threes

>>688098872
>I'm doing you a favor
Whatever helps you sleep at night, fam

i slept with my friend's girlfriend a bunch of times. we got off together on skype too.

she regretted it, i didn't. she stayed with him a couple years before they broke up. he still doesn't know about it and i'm still friends with both of them.

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>>688099315
Being in love and having sex are two different things. I would fuck a hand full of chicks if I could but my sense of commitment doesn't allow me to cheat on my wife. Of shed be open to an open marriage I'd responsibly fuck this girl

>>688099402
I use to want to fuck my exboyfriends best friend with a mad passion. When we broke up I was excited to try and chat him up but sadly he moved as soon as I was single. I still think about randomly bumping into and fucking him.

>>688108489
so you've never had him find out because of that ?

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>>688098872

>>688106397
wow, you sound like a fucking freak

>>688109097
got close once. the idiot pulled out of my ass th the last second and came all over my ass and pussy. it dripped down onto to my pants and i smelled of cum all the way home. i was lucky he wasn't home when i got home or he'd probably would've noticed

>>688098523
>ate friends ass and she sucked my dick
>she has a boyfriend
>he thinks i'm awesome
>im a prick

>>688107578
>you know shes gonna get culturally enriched

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>>688109374
at this point we're going to need tits and a timestamp

>>688109096
did you actually like the best friend, or was it to piss off the bf because resentment?
i feel like the best friend is nothing to look at and i wouldnt look twice at him if i didnt know the bf, but in contrast he seems like everything hes not

>>688109285
sounds right, modalous

>>688107527
Would you do it again?

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>>688102356
>And I'm an oldfag - this was all in the late 90's before social media.

The highest of salutes to you, my nigger.

only at cards..they never catch me!

>>688098523
>Have you done it?
No
>Do you regret it?
No
>Why didnt you just leave first?
Because i have never had sex

>>688109813
the only true post in this thread

>>688098523
I've done it and come to understand that it was a result of a deep, deep ignorance to the existence of severe mental issues

God damn, am I the only one who has never cheated and has no interest in it?
I mean I always just weigh my options and cheating just seems lame.
Plus my gf acts out my fetishes and fantasies, which I highly doubt a random would be up for tbh

Cheated a lot on my ex gf's. When i think about it the more a like a girl that I'm in a relationship the more i cheat. I gotta admit I'm scared as hell when it comes to comitment. That's why i really cheat.

> but why are you in the first place in a relationship when you're scared of comitment?

Cuz' i like the feel of having someone i can rely on, but not to much. I've got once a broken heart and never again.

So I'm doing all of it because i don't wanna get to attached to a girl and for more pussy

>>688109285
dude, a lot of girls like it. they feel valued and desired by it. you won't understand until youre with one.

>>688108044
>she
>god-tier
>god
>showing her true colors
anon divorced his wife for a faggot. faggot

I cheated, she never found out. then she did found out, and I wanted to stay with her. We stayed together but she never let me live it down. Any argument would have things like that brought up. Not worth in long term relationships. It will destroy you. Destroyed my 7 yr relationship, all because one night this girl with big tits wanted my cock. Shit was cash.. but only for that day.

Deep Regrets anon. Its not worth it.

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>>688106397
fastest way to get divorced ever if you're not in fantasy world

>>688109977
I felt the exact same way as you once upon a time anon. Then I got cheated on by the love of my life, at least I thought she was. Then cheating just seemed okay, I didn't FEEL anything for anyone anymore. Some people, just aren't meant for those long lasting relationships, I always thought I was, but now? I couldn't imagine taking another relationship serious again.

>>688109588
I think mine was a mixture. My ex was horrible and controlling but his best friend was everything he wasn't. My ex was skinny to the point of showing ribs and his friend was built and masculine with a better personality. Though back then I would take any opportunity to send a big "Fuck you" to him because he always tried to tell me what to do. (As in not being "allowed" to wear skirts without him and such)

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It's fucking amazing how hypocritical people are about sex. We're in this weird spot right now where we've matured enough as a society to appreciate that sex doesn't have to be a big deal, but still infantile enough that we let sexually monogomy literally ruin our goddamn lives. How can we be with a person for decades, make them the emotional center of our entire universe, and yet that person be so brainwashed and petty that the idea of their life partner bumping waists and knocking out an orgasm chills them to the bone? And enough to eclipse the virtually endless love we've given them? Enough to make them no longer want us? It's insane. It's infuriating. Either sex is a big deal or it isn't. Either it's all there is to love or it's not. Stop acting like selfish little animals coveting each other's DNA sacks.

>this thread
>getting married
>>688110425

simply not enough in it to be worth it

>>688109578
eh... my bf's too close, i can't, not right now atleast

Well me and my fiancé are swingers, but I'm not sure that even counts

>>688110579
execpt the guy i replied to IS married. so ...

>>688109374
what an idiot. so you went home with your panties drenched in cum and a gaping ass ?

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>>688110633
[email protected] if you want to talk more about getting your ass fucked in a target dressing room. i'm going to bed.

>>688110956
you got your notions of fantasy and not reversed and mixed up its a common trait for the dystopic masses.


what he describes is marriage not a nation state registry and a ring on the wrong hand/finger..

>>688111272
>what he describes is marriage not a nation state registry and a ring on the wrong hand/finger..

so... not marriage at all but just imaginary ? ok .

>>688110633
So you and your bf live together? How do you get time to go out and fuck other guys without him wondering where you are?

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>>688111451

vaccines cause autism

>>688111272
What the fuck are you on about

>>688111736
it's not too hard. he works alot more than i do so if i really want i have a few hours a day that i can go wherever i want.

>>688108830
wait so she cheated on you twice in 3 weeks?

>>688109285

Not at all. It's our way of functioning and it works well for both of us.

I've become more controlling and micro-managerial over the years, and she works excellently in the atmosphere of being told what to do.

It's not something a beta cuck faggot like you would understand. Many women aren't seeking 'equality and a say in things'; they are okay with being protected, led, guarded and commanded.

>>688111235
yeah.. was the most awkward thing i've done, i swear people smelled it on me.

>>688111873
He must have a lot of trust in you. How long you been together?

>>688104225
is that Rob wells from Trailer park boys?

>>688112444
about 2 years next month

>>688111868
mostly youtube docos and some excess calories

>>688101655
Cringe

>>688111933
No, just the one time. That was just something that happened that night, that she couldn't keep to herself anymore. So she got it off her chest, and told the hard details. To have like, everything out on the table so to speak.

>>688112543
going to go really soon so if there's anything else now's the time£.

>>688113035
^this

>>688098523
Far as i know my girl never has.

I have once. I fucked a mid-30s Israeli woman that I sold some weed to.

>>688112543
If you found out your bf is cheating would you forgive him?

>>688113408
boys are by nature multipartner specimens

females are by nature monogmous

if u cant accept this/go against this then ur sick in the head

Cheated on my ex for 3 of the 4 year relationship with a woman who was married to a cuck.

Only did it because the gf gave me herpes and I never wanted to be with her anyways, just stayed because I thought I'd never get anything better.

Broke up with her last year, been dating a new girl for a few months now and it's going amazing.

Sometimes I get tempted to text the ex or ex-mistress from time to time, but when I think about how much I love my girlfriend it's easy to pass those thoughts along. I'm never going to tell a soul that I was a cheater though. Never.

Cheaters can change. But not within the relationship in which they initially cheated though.

I've cheated a few times.
Wouldn't have ever done it if it weren't for my ex fiance.

She went on a trip to NY for some school animation thing, met a dude while she was there and she let him fuck her a few times.

It broke my heart when I found out, so I made it my mission to fuck her best friend and hurt her the way she hurt me.

>>688111873
your a cunt, and i hope you die of cancer.

>>688110549
>we've matured enough as a society
No we haven't. We're still just playing out the unforeseen consequences of easy contraception and the decline of traditional social institutions.

You'll notice that the oligarchs who run things in the first world have very conservative values within their own families, while telling the average person that promiscuity is normal, and that family should be subservient to individual hedonism.

>Stop acting like selfish little animals coveting each other's DNA sacks.
Won't happen this side of the grave

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>>688098523
this thread is all bait, fucking shit man

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>>688098523
>instead of asking her what's wrong and trying to cheer her up, someone takes a picture and posts it on the internet.

n1

>>688114178
mind your own fucking business

>>688113649
>Cheaters can change. But not within the relationship in which they initially cheated though.

This is true

>>688114293
>mind your own fucking business
Why should I? Who are you, faggot?

If I would mind my own business, I wouldnt take a picture of her either you stupid fuck.

>>688114639
only females can cheat

I'm in a relationship and I wouldn't cheat but I really wish I could experience with sex more. I've never been anyone else and girlfriend is very vanilla, she has never had even given me a hand job or blow job, I just fuck her while she lays there.

>>688109578
Sauce please?

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>>688114791
I bet you're fun at parties.

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Never cheated, never will. I see no point. If I'm unhappy in a relationship, I'll try to fix the problem, or leave if that doesn't work.

I've been cheated on plenty of times. Infact it's stumped my ability to love. It makes me feel like I'm not giving my girlfriend all the love she deserves, and I feel guilty, knowing that she deserves better, but she's stuck with me. I'm too emotionally, mentally, and even physically attached to her. She loves me very much and tells me I'm perfect in her eyes, but because I've been abused and mistreated so much in the past, I just feel like she's not being honest when she tells me that.

I don't feel worthy of being loved. I don't feel worthy of loving. I don't deserve her.

>>688107977
Best way to cure AIDS.

My current Gf cheated on me with my best friend. She claims they only cuddled and watched a movie. Apparently he also gave her a back and butt !massage. She also said he tried to kiss her twice but she refused. At the time I assume!d she was lying and fucked him, so I fucked some other girl several times. I also ate out another girl on a separate occasion just once. I guess it made me feel a little better.

>>688115424
>tumblr
go away fag

I cheates by having Skype sex with a girl. I was never actually actually into this girl, in fact I didn't even think she was attractive. I just liked the attention and feeling wanted. It's a long story, but my girlfriend eventually found out. It brought back her anorexia. We tried to make it work but it was too much for me to handle. I ended up having to leave her becuase I knew I was only making her eating disorder worse by keeping her in a dysfunctional relationship with me. I'd do anything to go back in time and not make those mistakes. I know that my form of cheating isn't quite as bad as actually having sex with someone, but I still feel terrible becuase i hurt someone who was already so fragile and insecure. I try to make myself feel better by saying that the best thing I couldve done for her was to let her go, but that doesn't change the fact that I miss her. Shes fuckin crazy and I probably didn't help, but I still love her. i had sex with a girl a few days ago and I felt so empty during the whole thing. I don't think I'll be able to forgive myself until I find someone I can treat right.

First girlfriend I used to text/flirt with a lot of girls. Made plans to fuck another but never did it. Made out with a girl once. Current girlfriend about a month in to the relationship I hooked up with/fucked my ex on new years eve after cuddling with her and my best friend all night. Don't regret it too much and will probably do it again.

I cheat on a regular basis. Been with.y girl for 4 years have a kid too.
I enjoy fucking other girls.
Wanna know the sick part? I make these girls fall for me then dump them because i think its fun.
I'm literally waiting on a cougar coming to my work right now to bend over my desk.
I feel no guilt and will continue to do it.

>>688116093
Your point?
I google image searched Mike Ness.
Found this picture.
Saved it.

Fuck off.

>>688116367
but in the long run you're not happy, but not because of guilt either.

>>688115424
Your first two paragraphs are correct, that last one is way too self-depreciating for issues that happened beyond your control. They cheated on you, you can't flat out prevent someone from doing that so it's not your fault that you are a bit damaged from those past relationships. Work to giving your new girlfriend what she deserves, your love and trust and hope that everything turns out better than before. Otherwise you'll never really feel like you two were close if your relationship does come to an end.

>>688116367
Humans are very simple, but our intellectual understanding of the world is complex, and because we mimic it we create the illusion that we're also complex objects. But the difference draws itself between you and other people. You show what a human really is, very simple. Just like your sentence structure. This also demonstrates that you're not very familiar with the world either, are you? You probably think its all simple, like you know everything.

>>688105623
Stupid trick mate. I can pull thr leash on my gfs collar pretty hard and slap her arounf most times we fuck, but god forbid if i'd ever pull on that glorious redhead mane. Rather just spank her gentle when shes in heat and you are allready fucking her. Just a little. If she moans strp it up. But learn where to spank. Oh anf talk about that.

>>688105535
Lol ur dumb foo

>>688098523
i was the other guy once
i dunno, yay i was getting my dick wet but after a while i felt like shit. i didn't know the guy, i wasn't his friend or anything, but i knew of him and saw him in passing occasionally
eventually i stopped fucking her and told her why, and she said "oh he knows, he's fine with it"

i still dont know if she was lying or not, but at that point it already wasn't fun anymore

>>688104225
Ive cheated on my current girlfriend of 6 years with at least 30 different girls. I also visit massage parlors and get handjobs about twice a month. I also occasionally fuck whores(always with a condom) but, I caught herpes two years ago and haven't done that since. My girlfriend has no clue. If she got herpes from me since then, she never said anything about it.

>>688108374
You're not helping much.
Should I tell her or not?

>>688102736
LOL, no. I'm not much into anal myself but if a gf wanted it, then yeah, I'd rub her hard - just because I want to please her.

>but I'd expect her to do stuff for me too then

>>688117403
which begs the question, why is she your girlfriend? Like obviously if your so in-loyal as to cheat on her so many times then why would you keep her as your girlfriend? why keep her around?

>>688110518
the best part is you probably proved his theories about girls being sluts right by fucking his best friend.
but its like the oedipus rex thing, he caused it

I cheated on my right hand with my left hand once.

>>688116863
u w0t m8

>>688117794
I occasionally feel guilty for cheating, but if I haven't been caught in 6 years and we're both happy, why should I stop?

>>688098523
Sorta, lemme explain.
>Single
>Meet this girl
>We instantly become friends
>She has a fiance that is out of state
>He wont be back for another year
>It doesnt bother me, I genuinely enjoy being her friend
>Times goes on, we click so well we naturally start flirting
>Flirting gets more serious and intimate
>I stop before something serious happened, confront her and we agree to stop
>Month passes, flirting stopped
>As time goes on, however, we end up "talking" again but this time not as bad
>fast forward to today, tension is very obvious
>Cant take it, I want it to stop
>Confront her, tell her there is obvious tension
>Explain we keep pussyfooting being together
>Propose that for one week starting today we stop bullshitting and and just go for it
>We do and say all the things we wanted to do/say for a week so we can get it out of our system, after that we delete all messages pics ect and go back to being just friends, fiance wont ever know
Did I do alright? I really just want to be friends and let her be happy, but we both have strong feelings for eachother. Her feelings for that other guy havent died either, we just really really really get along.

>>688116458
I'm wouldn't be any more or less happy if I didn't do it.

>>688098523
is it cheating if we were on a break?

>>688098523
1. yes, once
2. yes at first now i dont care (she cheated first)
3. was frustrated with her, but was tring to make the relation work. she prefered to post issues un tumblr rater than speak to anon

>>688117794
im guessing so he can fuck her?

>>688118118
gayest thing ive read today

>>688118261
no, unless said otherwise

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>>688113620
>If you don't like cheating you're sick in the head

Wow

>>688098523
first marriage fucked wifes best friend in the ass in reception room bathroom.
still proud of that plus had a pre nup took a year for friend to spill.was about 5 others during that year.fuck women whenever u want theres no rules anymore

>have you done it?
Yes.

>do you regret it?
No.

>why didn't you just leave first?
Too drunk to think clear in the moment

It wasn't much of a big deal, gf never knew about it and nobody suspected a thing

>>688118871
ross was right

in my case she wanted a break "needed some time to think" all that bs

so I fucked my lesbian friend and broke up her relationship instead, I'm now married to my rachel

>>688118255
That's true. Because the reason you're doing it at all is because you're not happy. Which means you weren't happy prior, so yes. You wouldn't be less happy.

>>688118723
Still get more attention from girls then you do, fuckface.

>>688119202
so you married the girl you were on break with?

*Cheat* all the time (about twice a month). Dont consider it cheating though. Wife and i have a sexual mismatch but i love and respect her to bits. Wouldnt want to lose her in a million years. So far it works, have been marriedfor 11,5 year.
The girls i fuck are nothing but glorified fleshlights to me.

Only women can cheat - men are meant to spread their seed whereas women are to under the authority of the strongest males.

>>688098523
yes
yes
its not like i planed to do it kek

>>688119282
Actually the only one who can actually claim such a thing is him. After all, you know nothing about him so you can't judge that no matter what. All he's said is
>gayest thing ive read today
which surely isn't enough to make any such assumptions
on the other hand you've shared a bit about yourself through your stories so HE can say
>Still get more attention from girls then you do, fuckface
Ouch.

>>688119291
yep 6 yrs and happy, brah

>>688098523
yes
no
emotionless sex vs emotional sex

>>688119525
nice brah also how did you manage to get the lesbians to change teams?

>>688119481
Men can cheat too. Just not with sex. having an emotional affair definetly is.a form of.cheating though

>>688110549
Maybe because most guys don't feel like raising Tyrone Jr.

>>688098523
>Have you done it?

Yes

>Do you regret it?
Some I do some I don't, but one particular one haunts me to this day.

>Why didnt you just leave first?

Some I did, others I just needed a quick fuck because gfs wouldn't give me any so I just had to get something out of my system because fapping wasn't cutting it.

>>688119282

yumad

>>688119859
Because there is no such thing as lesbians. All women sexually operate in a grey area.

>>688099875
>>688100096
Post dick pls

Humans aren't meant for monogamy, period.

Monogamy is just an attempt to keep the playing field seemingly equal. Because people enjoy the illusion of emotional security.

We're just parasites, we're meant to sustain, multiply, and gtfo.

Been cheated on I totally understand why people get murdered. I had the worst fucking rage. Still have trust issues. niggers will be niggers I guess.

Never cheated could have, my dad died years ago and knowing something sad makes women want to pity fuck you.

I don't think I could, I know how horrible it feels and I don't think even at my worst I could do it...

>>688098523

Yes. Got a blowjob from some nasty sow. I definitely regret it.

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>>688098523
I've been the guy someone else cheated *with*. So no. My conscience is clean. I would never cheat, I'm too good a person.

>>688107578
>>688108374
bunch of faggots. You fucked up. Now keep your mouth shut and don't ruin a family bc you were horny. Asking losers on this website isn't helping either.

I've cheated multiple times. I'm 28, love sex. Once my wife gets off, that's it. I normally never finish, which has lead me to find other partners. My most recent was a chick in the UK. half black, half white, all babe. 18 years old.

10/10 would cheat again, and most likely will.

honestly, the divorce is just a matter of time at this point. But the wife cooks very well. Why miss out on a free meal?

Had a missus for years was perfect we never fought or anything fucked all the time. Had a fight one day and suggested we don't talk for a couple days to cool off. She agrees, anyway 3 days later she's blocked me on everything and a week or so after that I find out she had been cheating on me for a month or so. Now I don't Fuck with nobody

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>>688098523
Never even considered cheating. It's beneath me. Also I love porn and masturbation is like heroin for me. So I love life, love wife.
It's not that other girls aren't hot, it's just that they're not hotter than my favorites porn stars

I cheated on my girl, she found out did the same, I broke up cause no trust anymore. What she did was plan crazy kek

>>688101655
This is now a cringe thread.

Last night I wen't out with my friends and got super drunk. My friend left the bar club place but his girlfriend stayed with me and a couple of other people. I ended up dancing/making out with his girlfriend. I also fingered her for a bit. A few hours later he found out what happened and apparently wanted to fight me, but I was beyond fucked up and ended up passing out at his place. This morning I apologized and tried to play it off like i was too drunk to remember. He said we can talk about it another time and for the rest of the day he pretty much acted like nothing happened. We joked around and played overwatch. I don't know how to feel about it.

>>688107578
The dick always knows best. Anon