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While buying acid, a different dealer at my trap house walks
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While buying acid, a different dealer at my trap house walks up to reside of my car. He shows me this bag of weed, it's nothing special, just some regs. It still smells really good though. After a second he sees someone that he has beef with. He runs off after him and drops this in the grass. After that he went inside and didn't come back out before I left. I picked it up and took it home. I weighed it and it was 46 grams.
/b/, I can't smoke since I'm on probation. What do?
>69 decides
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Return to owner
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>>688087638
You can always sell it
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tits or gtfo
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If you give it back he might give you money for it
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Bring it to police station and ask if they are buying
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Toke up
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>>688087638
thats fucking garbage I wouldnt smoke that shit probation or otherwise

break it up and sell it, fucking shake what a nigger. probably stole it from another nig and dropped it off on you
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>>688087638
give it back and be his friend for life.

he will give discounts on weed to you and after a year or so it will be a net gain.
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Cut your nails faggot
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>>688087762
lol
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>>688087969
WINRAR
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>>688087969
Oh fuck
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>>688087638

Bag it up and sell it you idiot.
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>>688087969
oh shit
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>>688087916
nevermind, clip your fucking fingernails
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>>688087969

Outstanding.
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>>688087969
Do it, OP
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>>688087638
slang
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>>688087638
Looks like fucking oregano. smok it
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>>688087638
those fingernails....are you a grill?
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>>688088088
those digits made my autism flare up
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>>688087969
RIP op
Praise the lord I decided to roll
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>>688088088
>88088088
What do we call this
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>>688087638
Why the fuck are you buying acid if you Are on probation? What were you planning on doing with it?
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>>688088526
Magic
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>>688088543
Retard lsd don't show up on drugs tests
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>>688088543
OP could take it. LSD doesn't show up on standard drug tests dummy
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>Massive jar of weed
>can't smoke, cause on probation

Choices are simple as fuck

1. Smoke it anyway, fuck tha popo
2. Sell it
3. Wait until probation is finished and smoke it.
4. Dump it
5. Give it to someone as a gift.
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Stick dick in jar
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>>688087638
>bag of weed
Its clearly a jar
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>>688087638
Trim yer fukin nails m8
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>>688088800
What the fuck is up with the 8s and 0s in this goddamn thread
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>>688087638
learn2greensext faggot
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>>688088543
Acid is extremely difficult to test for, and they generally don't bother doing so even for probation. Not to mention it only shows up for 2 or 3 days.
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>>688088815
I put it in a jar after I weighed it

>>688087969
>Op abandon thread
>obviously can't do winrar as already on probation
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>>688088962
Moot is here I can feel it
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>>688087638
Give it back you retard.
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>>688088815
Because weed is sold on fucking mason jars, right?
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>>688089121
See
>>688089051
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Stick your dick in the jar and take pics op if a guy can do it to a fucking skull you can do it to a fucking jar of weed you little bitch
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Sell it
But also watch your back cause he'll be looking for it I'm pretty sure.
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>>688087638
Yo nice sheets bruh

Sleepy pupper for scale
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>>688087638
Hi crazyrussianhacker
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>>688089282
Are you in my room.....?!?!?!
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prerolls, flip
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Sprinkle it on your pizza
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>>688089051
He should still be able to find a random police officer and try to sell it
Or repost when off probation
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post nudes
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Insert mason jar into anus
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>>688089468
Gimme mah weed back nigga
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1. PUT LOTION ON DICK

2. TAKE PIC AND POST IT

3. STICK DICK IN JAR AND COVER IT IN WEED

4. TAKE PIC AND POST IT

5. 4CHAN FAME

DO IT OP
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>>688087638
honestly dude, find out who the dealer was and return it. I had a friend of mine in high school get shot of something like this. We were hanging out in the park where we normally chill before going out with a bunch of dudes and a white ford Taurus rolled up real slow... they shot him then took off. He lived but it was the scariest moment of my life. Just play it safe, weeds not worth it.. you said you dont know the guy so you dont know what hes like or who he may be involved with. Just play it safe
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>>688089755
Lol jk. I just have the same sheets. Do you also have a sleepy pupper?
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>>688089809
ROLL
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>>68808980

Roll for this v
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>>688089868
ROLL
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do a line of it
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>>688090009
ROLL
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>>688088421
He's a dirty fucking stoner.
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roll up one J with a half O
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>>688088088
>Dubs, passing each other in the night, >*sigh*
>wipes tear from corner of eye
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>>688087638
Does the guy know you? You just nabbed a good chunk of change from him.
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>>688090075
ROLL
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smoke and drop dirty lol
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>>688088088
Holy fuck it's beautiful
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I know it's been mentioned before, OP, but how can you stand having nails that long?
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>>688090489
>I know it's been mentioned before, OP, but how can you stand having nails that long?

You do realize the exif data shows that photo was taken in 1996, right?
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>>688087638
put it in your butt
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>>688089809
>Mfw
Fucking roll
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>>688090929
ROLL
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>>688090218
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Give it back
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>>688087638
OP you can still have some fun with it even if you cant smoke. Sell it, make some brownies, sell the brownies. meet some cool people. Better yet just hang around a bunch of stoners and trade for anything/everything. Or just say fuck it and shmoke.
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>>688088526
palindromes
>summerfaggot
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>>688090489
>>688088923
>>688088421
>>688088264
>>688088100
IDK they're good for scratching itches, mannn
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>>688090741
They must be even longer 20 years later. And of course I realize that, anon. After all, everyone goes to the trouble to look up exif data on photos in stupid threads like this.
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>>688091303
Nice J
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