>>688080719
rolling... you have cancer

>>688080719
If she's 49 that's means OP is probably close too

OP wtf are you doing on /B/ when you're around 50 years old?

>>688080719
rolling you look like a kicked in cunt

Rolling..."I want U so much BB given it 2 me"

>>688080719
kill yourself

want to join my gang?

Your face looks like the grinch stitched Sarah Jessica Parker's prolapsed asshole on his face.

>>688080719
you're pretty hot for a fat chick

>>688081057
Re-rolling for this

>>688080903
Senior citizens cannot hang out on 4chan?

>>688080719
end ur life

>>688081114
Almost quads. trying again

>>688081049

>>688080719
die in a fire bitch

>>688081057
Roling for this

>>688081299
WINRAR

>>688081271
fuck your dead mothers corpse

>>688081188
anon is .winrar

Let's skip through the bullshit and come suck my cock. Do you swallow?

>>688081299
another .winrar

>>688081427
Post both?>

>>688080994
dubs has spoken

>>688081774
seems like you bite lots of stuff tubs

>>688081610
FUCK YOU ANON. can't even commit to rules of your own fucking thread.
OP confirmed faggot

>>688081774
Come on... I'll give you $20 and a Nanaimo bar. That shit is impossible to find.

>>688081948
Rolling

>>688080719

Roll

You look like if Charlie sheen had a downsy sister

>>688080719
Rolling

How many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop®?

>>688082288
I am fucking crying

>>688080719
How about you make me dinner then I make it so you can't shit right for a week?

>>688082703
Rolling

>>688082759
i'm just kiddin' baby you know b-man loves you

Do you wanna see my dick or not?

>>688082703
roll for this

>>688082703
Roll

>>688082999
do it OP

>>688082999
This counts as a win.

"niggers"

OP HERE

She blocked me from messaging her.... Lmao thanks /b/
My evening is better.

>>688083244
>trips then dubs
It's meant to be

Let me shove a hamster up that ass of yours baby doll

>>688083534
Do another

>>688083140
Compassion, Empathy, Kindness? Bitch ,are those your kids??? Your profile doesn't say nothing about kids

>>688083581
Roll

>>688083594
Rolling

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Now it over, lmao

This starting good, now throw in the missing toilet seat dick pic OP.

>>688083744
beggars cant be choosers, mrs. match.com

>>688083594
Rolll

>>688080719
don't even go there, OP. She looks like a crazy bitch. Plus she's definitely overweight. Look at her face. She's like a 4/10 being generous

>>688083699
Ding ding ding

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New one?

>>688084214
the fuck is wrong with her fucking face holy shit

>>688084214
yesss nigger

>>688084214
Yes, and start with this win
>>688082703

>>688084214
>curvy

>>688081188
WINRAR

>>688084214
>Tonya, looks more like Tony

LIFE IS LIKE A NIGGERRRRR

jjjjj

>>688084430
Roll

>>688084655
Winrar

Cut the shit niggger, wanna fuck?

It doesn't matter. Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for FUCKING games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again.
... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. FUCK you. Get ready.

>>688084214
ah man i almost feel bad. the poor girl just wants a man to hold her at night....

>>688084675
You look like you can take a big fat facial. Am I right?

>>688084214
im not usually forward like this... but i have to be frank because im sick of waiting. youre beautiful.

>>688084675
How long have you had Downs?

>>688084917
Topkek

>>688084917
*sit oops! sorry about that typo! i meant i was just going to give you some nice spankings, not fuck you up the ass haha

>>688085115
rr

>>688085115
this but add "unless u down for that tho"

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

How long have you had Downs?

>>688084911
My dubs, man. Have you check'd?

>>688084911
WINRAR

DO IT OP

>>688084917
Want to have a 3 way with my daughter and me. She's 16. And a squirter :P

>>688080719
Bump find another woman.

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First bitch is back !!

>>688086756
she wants it, she likes a man who takes charge go for it OP

>>688086756
my father abused me until i was 32 that's what all the hate is about, now how about we grab a cup of coffee while i detail all the ass rape i received when i was growing up?

>>688086756
>send the stolen toilet seat pic

Ask her if you can put peanut butter on your dick and fuck her cat

>>688086756
As long as you can show me a good time ill play nice.

>>688087133
winrar

>>688086756
Sorry, that was my autistic son Ronald. He stole my phone. He's 32 and lives in my tool shed. Masturbates all day. And has a scat fetish.

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>>688087133

Ask her if she'd be into a chipotle steamer.

>>688081057
re rollo for dis

omg can you please send her the "Over 300 confirmed kills" paragraph

>>688087483
ruined

>>688087732
only if you call it by its actual name you fucking newfag

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Time to take viagra so I can fap to this pic....

Thanks /b/

i try ;-;

War. War never changes.
In the year 1945, my great great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
The World awaited Armageddon, instead something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxuries once though the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American Dream.
Years of consumption lead to shortages of nearly every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory.
It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid for myself, my wife, for my infant son.
Because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.

>>688087483
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>688082288
its so refreshing to c an OP not be a fag for once

>>688087512
rolleroni for dis

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>>688088112
go ahead then tell us of your wondrous names for copypasta

You look like the pig I fucked last night

OP here.... I'm out of here, thanks for the laughs .

>>688088477
oh my god win!!!!!!!!!!!!

dubs got it

>>688088477
>>688088597
one more op

What site app is this?

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>>688088272

Can I plzplz stick parpie in shooper?

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>>688089511
you shall no shooper

>>688088372
its just called the "navy seal" copy pasta. plain and simple. nyoo fegg

>>688088754
Yeh what app is that?

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the infamous tattle tailing...

>>688089511
Winrar

>>688089940
ill bet shes posting the screenshots to facebook right now telling everyone what pigs the men who hit on her are.

got a chubby bitch in my area who does the same thing. Every time a guy calls her hot, she screenshots it and posts it online calling the guy a pig and rude and blah blah blah

>>688089940
something about how she looked like my waitress at Cheesecake Factory in Jersey City last night

>>688089940
I adopted my son, for your information. nobody would take him due to his severe autism. no need to be a bitch, i was just trying to keep the conversation light. sorry me adopting a kid in need is so offensive.

>>688090406
thiiiiiiiissssss

Anyone know name of app?

>>688090406
Please do this anon

>>688090406
Rolling

>>688090406
Rollllling

>>688090406
Rolling for this

>>688090406
rolling!

Name of the app / site pls
Rolling...
"Wanna see me cut my testicle in half for you on skype? Add me baby"

>>688089940
I adopted my son when he was 16. I'm sterile due to getting sprayed with agent orange in in the war. My wife shot herself after realizing this and that's why I'm single.

OK Cupid is the site

>>688091311
Winrar

>>688091311
Winrar

>>688083744
Eww you're voting for Trump.

Awww...it's retarded.

>>688091394
Ty

>>688091612
Ewww a cuck

>>688091612
Proudly voting for trump

>>688091612
Can't stump the based Trump.

This was fun ty op i actually luaghed today !! Yay

>>688091600
You will never understand my pain

>>688091954
Yea me too!!! I been laughing my ass off!!
Thanks /b/

>>688091750
>>688091839
>>688091930


god tier Bernie Sanders got cheated out of the race, or else he'd be spanking Trumps racist asshole. Hillary 2016 i guess, and Trump's gonna be thrown in jail due to cheating people out of their money in another of his failed business ventures.

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>>688091612

>>688092235
>Implying Hillary won't go to prison
>Implying Trump will

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>>688092235

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Try this one??

>>688091612
your wife's son needs a lift to school tomorrow

>>688092739
Of course.

>>688084214
>69% match

>>688092739
you have a type nigga

IM your dad... welcome to hell. ;)

>>688092739
eyyy mama u lukin fyne himme up wit dat bootay gur

>My sides

OP delivars

>>688081159
No. Only edgy and angry millenials.

>>688092739
I see you like watching sports. The only sport I like is water sports. Are you interested?

>>688093374
Because I have a few in my shed.

>>688093422
I'm a angry gen x

>>688093374
Are you a penis inspector because i have genital warts for you to examine

What app is this? It seems funni

>>688093555
There you go.

>>688093813
Its 4chan trapzoid for android

>>688093748
well, parts of them

>>688093813
4chan trapzoid.

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>>688093748
>>688093554

>>688095182
kek OP pretty funny tonight. makes doing my work more enjoyable

>>688095182
What app is this niqqa

>>688085519
>It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis.

Naw, it was the dog and peanut butter again, wasn't it?

>>688094853
Like, really small parts.

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>>688084515

>>688095182
Niggers tongue my anus

What app is this

>>688095555
But that's cool right?

>>688092235
I'm not sure if this is bait or not

>>688092739
Whoa, I would pound that up and down.

>>688095494
4chan trapzoid adult edition for ios and android

>>688095555
Nice quads

>>688080719
Someone find another woman. Black one isn't responding.

>>688095800
>>688096239
Check here

>>688096239
Thanks! Just downloaded it, I'm about to drown in pussy tonight boys!!!1!!

>>688096212
Right? It's fine? It's what makes me special? It's all okay. Just answer me please.

>>688096483
Some profiles in the app are of males becareful mate

>>688096832
Jesus when she sees this she'll be so fucking confused.

"Wow, your pretty"
wait for reply
"a pretty worthless human being"

>>688096644
But then I met trump and I knew it was going to get a lot better. He took me to his house and showed me the secrets of a better life. I forgot about my wife and left my son to find a better future.

>>688096305
post this nice quads comment

>>688097285
This

War. War never changes.
In the year 1945, my great great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
The World awaited Armageddon, instead something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxuries once though the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American Dream.
Years of consumption lead to shortages of nearly every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory.
It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid for myself, my wife, for my infant son.
Because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.

Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh, I'm almost there! Please help me!

>>688097575
yessssssssss

My niggers are acting out I might have to hang one to send a message

>>688084214
Holy shit, I used to live in Flatrock. Hahaha

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Harass a gay guy now?

>>688087386
roll

>>688097940
the b stands for bottom ;)

>>688097575
Rolling for this

>>688097940

Frottage? Yes? Yes? Yes?

>>688098072
this

OP here... Striking out on bitches.
Have a good one