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Her profile

niggers tongue my anus

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‏>>688073131
my profile

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‏>>688073209
convo so far
PLS HALP

>>688073209
Use the fuck, luke.

>>688073313
The autism is strong in this one

‏>>688073321
WTF DO I SAY TO HER?
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p l e a s e b e r e a l . p n g

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>>688073209

‫>>688073455niggerstonguemyanus
I don't give a fuck if you think I'm autistic, just tell me what to say you fucking candy-ass nigger who probably can't even backwardsquote

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>>688073209

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>>688073549
This is really real, I have other convos too. But that is the one who just replied

Here is another

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‏>>688073805
‏Fuck you faggot with your newfag baitposting, don't fucking kill fish. Go vegan, faggot.

‏>>688073313
TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK TO SAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

Dtf?

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>>688073961
how did you match with someone, tomorrow? confirmed fake

‏>>688074134
I don't want to fuck her though, fucking random girls outside of a relationship is degenerate as fuck.

Kys

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>>688074335
I don't know why it says that, I matched with them days ago.

>>688073961
>>688073819
y o u a r e a f u c k i n g a u t i s t i c g o d . h t m l

>topkek

>>688074428
This
/thread

>>688074061
hahahaha fucking hell

one things for sure, dont play the whole sith thing for too long cuss then itll get weird.

fucking just be yourself you ass.

FUCKING ASK SIMPLE STUFF LIKE HOWS YOUR DAY GOING WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO EAT CUSS MAYBE WE CAN GO EAT THAT BECAUSE YOURE TRYING TO GET OUT MORE AND NOT BE A PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU OP GOD DAMNIT IM MAD NOW

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>>688074494
cont

>>688074499
Thanks you too faggot

No more song, it's cringy. Say something like let's share the dark beuverage at the *pub* or some where, wait d'or answer, if they say yes, ask their facebook, add them one hourra after they give it. Then wait à bit. Ask if they're avalable at the end of the week for a drink, if yes, say where and when. Meet the bitch.

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>>688074586
>one things for sure, dont play the whole sith thing for too long cuss then itll get weird.
>fucking just be yourself you ass.
Stop contradicting yourself you fucking faggot. Being myself IS being Sith. So I can't stop being Sith and be myself at the same time. I AM Sith.

>>688074615
Called a fag got by God himself

>It's a miracle

>>688074615
GOD DAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK MAN

STOP WITH THAT COPY PASTE SHIT JUST SAY YOU LIKE STAR LORDS OR WHATEVER THAT IS YOU DO AND ACT RELAXED FUCK YOU

‏>>688074727
I don't drink alcohol and I have no need to ask for their facebook because doxing Tinder cumdumpsters is easy as fuck, I've already found a lot of their facebooks, and even added some of them on my fake facebook alts.

>>688074784
HOW AM I CONTRADEDICATING MYSELVES WHEN I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE A DEDICATED SHIT LORD

>>688074790
fag
>>688074840
So I should just say "I like Star Wars. Do you like Star Wars? Let's watch Star Wars together."?

>>688074972
You add them without asking them ?

>>688074972

easy to get cumdumpsters but still asks for help to get girls

boi

‫>>688075047
BECAUSE I AM A SITH LORD YOU MASSIVE FAGGOT

PEACE IS A LIE, THERE IS ONLY PASSION
THROUGH PASSION, I GAIN STRENGTH
THROUGH STRENGTH, I GAIN POWER
THROUGH POWER, I GAIN VICTORY
THROUGH VICTORY, MY CHAINS ARE BROKEN
THE FORCE SHALL FREE ME

>>688075134
no what the fuck


unless you meet someone who is just as obsessed as you.

you could easily be baiting but im bored.

>>688075261
Definitely fake.

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the fact that your getting matches with that profile

>>688075261
kay try harder next time

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>>688073819
FUCK /b/
WHAT THE FUCK DO I SAY
SHE REPLIED
WTF

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>>688075518
>implying anyone on tinder gives a fuck

>>688075134
I'm the fag

You've hooked them, you look interesting, ask some normal stuff or regarding the subject. Hard part is gone, tbh.

Good Luke

>>688073455
>>688074499
Dubs

>>688075648
Should I say this?
>Yes, let's get together and lightsaber duel! I have extra lightsabers, I'll bring you one. Does Thursday work?

>>688075815
Yes, also ask for nudes with timestamp.

>>688075682
Then tell me wtf I say to her, SHE WANTS TO FUCKING MEET UP IRL >>688075648
Idk if I even want to meet up with some cumdumpster from Tinder

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>>688075648
wtf all you did was say some autistic starwars shit, I cant even get a girl to say that being serious

>>688075648
LOL shes def into getting fucked.

even if you are baiting oh well.

but if this is real. i have a good feeeling youre gunna fuck it up and shes gunna think youre a dumbass. youre over here being a sissy faggot and shes asking to meet up.

good lordy

‏>>688075930
Should I just say tits or gtfo? It's so much easier

>>688073075
Dude....
Why u dox her mayne?
Uncool. If u did that to me, I'd hunt you down and strip off your skin in 1" strips, over a period of weeks, until you slowly died of dehydration, in excruciating pain and despair.

Delete this, although it's too late.

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cant tell if op is trolling for lolz or has serious autism

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>>688076018
You don't stand out, that's why
>>688076033
I am kind of baiting the cumdumpsters on Tinder. I have no intention of fucking any of them. But I'm not baiting you guys, the screenshots are real. I don't want to fuck this girl though, I don't fuck girls outside of relationships because I'm not a filthy degenerate.
I JUST WANT TO FUCKING MEET UP WITH GIRLS TO LIGHTSABER DUEL (and maybe watch Star Wars)
Wtf do I say to lightsaber duel but not fuck?

>>688075815
Why the fuck are you asking /b/ for help? Youre clearly able to get pussy without a problem. Ask her if she'll let you tongue her asshole.

>>688076266
I did the Sith Tinder account for the lulz. I'm not even much of a nerd irl. But the screencaps are real. Now wtf do I say to her? >>688075648

>>688076090
You're so badass, just so how you'd do then post here.

>>688076403
That's gross as fuck though. I could ask her and then when we meet up say "lol jk that's gross stupid cumdumpster" and leave.

>>688076018
is tinder that hard for people?

i went on three dates and fucked 2 of em or maybe 4 dates i forgot but yeah one of the girls i met up with just happened to be in a family who are millionaires from a womans clothing line. after that i stopped tindering and enjoy life in malibu hills with my now current gf.

weird i didnt think tinder would actually work as intended. i just wanted many sexes with many womans

rant ended

>>688076266
I've seen that tinder account before on other sites.
This is a shit fake.

>>688075948
You're really this awkward?
>mfw bait


But, if it isn't. Just act normal, she is thinking that you're sending this kind of shit to break the ice, and it's working.

For meeting up, watch something like, Warcraft or XMen. Fun movies, you will have what to talk about after it, and yee

This is, if you really want to hang out with this girl. Her response seems like she's quite the chill type

Good luck, God

‏>>688076607
Is it against the rules of Tinder to ask for nudes?

>>688076266
>>688076677
Nice Dubs.

>>688076792
Nope

>>688076568

i have a feeling you did it for the lulz but really wanna hang out with a girl

you know damn well youd meet up with a cumdumpster

theres different kinda to look out for..the lowkey ones are cooool but then the out in the open ones are scary

i got offered head from a girl if i gave her a rider home from the bar.

my dick screamed yes but deep down i felt it was bad cuss shes probably done it a bunch of times

>>688076735
It's not even to break the ice, I did this whole thing for the lulz not even intending to meet up with anyone. But I guess I'd consider meeting up with her. I'm just concerned that she's probably some dirty degenerate slut cumdumpster considering how eager she is to meet up wtih random guys on a dating app.

>>688076792
No. And just tell them you're a complete faggot who only wants to kick their ass with a lightsaber.

God help us all if you're successful, and end up breeding with some cosplay autist

this thread started off funny but turned into autism, im out

>>688077060
>i have a feeling you did it for the lulz but really wanna hang out with a girl
>you know damn well youd meet up with a cumdumpster
Eh, kinda. I'd like to hang out with one of them if she's the kind of girl I'd get along with. But I'm antisocial as fuck. I don't like the loud social outgoing partier slutty type girls. And I assume most girls on Tinder fall into that category.

>>688077530
I hate you so much

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>>688077281
You've got a point
And a good one

>>688073075
Hi would be a good start

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>>688077786
OP here, I agree.

>>688077281
She maybe think you're shy hidding behind your star wars freaky passion and wants to make it easy for you so you can get à chance. Stop seeing women as pieces of meat. Faggot.

>>688077281
your an idiot thats for sure.

you dont realize how convenient it is fro some people to just meet online instead of going out and trying to meet people.

>>688075648
Didn't you make this thread with this same girl weeks ago?

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By the will of Lord Kek, may I be successful! Praise Kek!

>>688078062
More like one week ago, yes. She replied that she wants to join the fortress and I didn't know what the fuck she meant so I just didn't reply. Then tonight I decided to reply.

>>688078231
But it says you matched on the 6/6/16

>>688073075

She said "It's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover"
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be Coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

>>688077530
this is exactly how girls feel

they dont wanna spend money goin out or dont have time. like i said iv gone out with numerous girls and asked them all types of questions to really understand what girls go through with tinder. its kinda rediculous

there are a good amount of girls just lookin to fuck

but honestly man if a girl fucking swipes to YOU

they are probably lookin for some chemistry

because fuck

>>688078353
It's a glitch

‏>>688078432
So basically you're saying she wants a Sith lord husbando?

>>688077961
You never emailed me after the last time I tried to help you setup a meet with several grills for a lightsaber melee, and I want to know if you ever got that going.

Did you?

>>688078628

fuck off with the sith stuff

and to answer your question...probably yeah.

i can't believe this is working.

>>688078658
No I didn't, it was just this girl and since she sent something that didn't even make sense (that she wants to join the fortress) I didn't reply until tonight
Post your email again, I moved/deleted all the files in my home folder so I don't have that throwaway anymore
but I'll email you if I meet up with her if you post it again
>>688079022
Fuck you faggot, I won't fuck off with my Sith stuff

>>688078519
So you're asking us what to reply now even though the message was from the 26th of may

/b/ros... I haven't done anything with a girl in almost 3 years. And the most recent times were with girls I met on 4chan, it's been even longer since I did anything with a normalfag girl.
Idk how to fucking interact with girls
wtf do I do if she says yes to meeting up to lightsaber duel?

>>688079473
That's when she messaged me and I didn't know what to say so I just stopped talking to her until now. I messaged her tonight and she replied shortly thereafter.

>>688079227
Kk mang, [email protected].

This addy is only for you.

I want to hear of your conquest and win. Or, whatever happens. I am really hopeful that you can turn some grill to the dark side. That would give me hope, and strength to carry on.

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>>688079977
Alright, I saved a screencap of your post and put it in the folder with my recent Tinder caps. I'll email you if anything happens. I hope I am successful in turning at least one person to the dark side of the Force.

>>688079634
Meet her at the appointed time and place with a selection of your finest lightsabers. Make sure to grant her first choice of weapons. It's only fair.

Femanon here, this is fake. Would never date this creepy faggot.

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Here's another pic of Makayla.

What do you faggots think of her? Is she some dirty slutty degenerate? Is she a normalfag? Or is she like us? I want to meet a girl who is like us. Not some fucking normalfag slut cumdumpster.

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‏>>688080416
Tits or get the fuck out

>>688080438
>Boyo
Trying to copy maneirism from another country usually signals the person is uncreative/boring
>all that lipstick
It's one of those chicks that really wants to wear make up but has no fucking idea how.

Avoid or just fuck.

>>688080438
Op, she has agreed to duel you with lightsabers. She is clearly /b/tarded, and this is a disturbance the force may establish a new course from.

Be the Sith you are.

>>688080727
I don't want to fuck a random girl outside of a relationship, I want to lightsaber duel her. I agree on makeup. Makeup in general is ugly as fuck and stupid as fuck. Girls are so much prettier with none.
I don't mind if she's uncreative or doesn't know how to do stuff other girls know how to do or whatever. I just don't want her to be some filthy degenerate.

>>688080727
I'd still fuck her, to teach her a lesson.

>>688080914
Good point, /b/ro. But she hasn't agreed to lightsaber duel yet, she just asked to meet up. I have yet to hear back on lightsaber dueling.

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>>688080985
I'll fuck her... fuck her up with a lightsaber, that is.

>>688080985
You wanna teach her a lesson, you kill her.
She's beyond learning.
Her loved one's will find a severed foot at her door with a red paint spray on the wall that says "BE WARNED".
That will teach more people a worthwhile lesson.

>>688080416
He is not your avg date, for sure anon, and ymmv.

I just hope, for all our sakes, that there are mates potential for each and every unique one of us.

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If she agrees to meet up I'll suggest a park to meetup at. The only question is when I go there should I be dressed normal and just have lightsabers with me, or should I be wearing my Sith robe?
I wish I had someone to hide and film the meeting... Oh well.

she looks like the sniper from full metal jacket

>>688081581
Maybe.... well, she might have a friend who could serve as her second, and video the duel too.

I'd like to see her succumb to the dark side, for science, and lulz

>>688081581
You should go wearing her face.
That would be fucking hilarious.
"Hey you look like me!"
And then she colapses from the pain.

>>688074727
Week? No. Gotta move fast, strike while the irons hot.

Meet that night or next day for drinks or whatever.

Leave it 5 days and she will get 30 more matches, with probably half being more attractive or interesting than you.

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My Sith robe and lightsabers for proof that this is real.

>>688082063
>Maybe.... well, she might have a friend who could serve as her second, and video the duel too.
I moreso meant to capture her reaction to meeting a guy in a Sith robe from Tinder.
>>688082289
She first messaged me over a week ago, I didn't reply for like a week and a half, then I replied and she replied right away. She must be interested.

>>688082103
Lol, this is an epic thought. Under your hood, you are her. It would be impossible for her to resist the dark side after you defeat her in battle, and reveal that SHE DEFEATED HERSELF USING THE POWER OF THE SITH!

‏>>688082103
‏>>688083042
You guys are onto something... how can I disguise myself as her though?