Dude u got lance armstrong syndrome. Now go win the tour de france

>>688072324
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testicular cancer rip

or aids

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>>688072324
Testicular cancer. Congrats! It has probably metastasized by now. You're going to die within the year. Why didn't you get that checked out as soon as you felt a bump?

Swallowing another man's semen causes his balls to grow inside you.

>>688072324
Time stamp

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ve just noticed i have a small ball in my scrotum, Its not attached to any of the testicles so that almost 90% rules out testical cancer. i feel no pain or discomfort and you wouldnt notice it unless you feel it. You feel a little when you push onit, just like you would with a testicle. But people say on the net it might be a cyst? Any help?

>>688072606
please, I'd already be dead if that were the case.

>>688072324
That's testicular cancer, good job your semen doesn't work now since you let it go so long. And you'll have to have one removed if not both if you want to live. Dipshit

Might have to put you down anon. It's the only way to save you.

Probably just a hydrocele. I've had one for a long time too. It's basically just extra fluid that you can have removed, but fuck letting anyone cut my balls open to fix a problem that isn't threatening me.

>>688072324
that actually looks like cancer, go get it checked now.

>>688072324
If legit you might actually have cancer.
Rip op u son of a gun

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>>688072680
Seriously?

>>688072907
Nigga you got a triple ballsack

>>688073498
go to the doctor

>>688073050
Yeah, I read a bit on it. I might go see a doctor just in case, just haven't felt the need yet.

op i have same thing, feels like big veins are coming out too lol
>>688072324

>>688072945
Not all cancers move at the same rate because practically every cancer is a little different. Some cancers are benign but will metastasize after enough time. You better hope that its just a cyst.

>>688073498
That's 100% cancer. If it's really been years then it's already too late to do anything about it but you can go see your doctor anyway. RIP

>>688073758
Eh, not like It'll make a difference if I die, but yeah.

>>688073498

That is a varicocele. You're fine, but it is impacting your testosterone production.

>>688074029
Isn't Varicocele mainly on the veins, tho? My ball feels way bigger than the other one.'

>>688072664
depends on how much zinc is in the other man's diet

>>688073691
I went to a doctor to find out so you should probably do that regardless just in case. Better safe than dickless.

>>688072945
Anon, not to scare you but a teenager I read in the news just died recently of testicular cancer because he didn't go to the doctor for months about a lump on his nut.

Years could be possible for slow growth tumors. That literally looks like cancer

>>688072907

Dude, you're a three balled humdinger. You're beyond Alpha. In your presence, men will shout, dogs will bark, women will swoon, and parents and children will cry with fear and anguish.

You should hang your triple balls outside your zipper as you stride about town.

>>688074246
lol true enough.

>>688074254
Dude testicular cancer is anything but slow growth.

Just go to a doctor and pay him 900 dollars plus a 30 dollar co pay to have him reference you to a specialist who will get 1500 a Nd you pay a 50 copay.

Let'

Premed student here

>inb4 gtfo premed
Yes I know we aren't doctors yet so we get written off easily, but regardless OP that is definitely cancer. You wouldn't even have to be a medical student to figure that out. That's completely characteristic of a squamous cell carcinoma buck melanoma sully russles wart.

Good luck in the grabe

>>688074029
sperm production yes,
testosterone no.

>>688072324
it is hernia. you can live with it, but for your own good go and check a doctor

OP, go to doctor right now, and prepare for bad news.

>>688074672

A grade 3 & up varicocele 100% impacts testosterone. I worded it incorrectly. Not production, but it does lower your free T.

>>688072324
Cancer, where the fuck do you live? Africa? theres no hospitals? Ye its completely normal having a nut of the size of a frisbee. GG anon rip

>>688074929
Food, mobile phone radiation in your pocket, etc etc

>>688074322
I just cringed into a singularity

Kill yourself

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>>688072324

Are you felling it?

>>688073498
You have cancer.

I think it's because you're missing a dick.

>>688075568
kek

>>688072324
Why wouldny you go to the doctor at the first sign of something funky dumbass muthafucka

Op i just had something like you and I didn't get it looked at until it started to hurt. Turned out it was a cyst and i had surgery to remove it.

>>688075568

Rip Randy

>>688075484
>cringe
Cringed

>>688075003
3 is the highest grade

>My son. I shall call you Oddball.

>>688072664
Now thats a supreme meme. I wish fate would allow this sort of idea to be constantly pushed, even as just a joke. I want that specific idea in my head at all times.

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>>688072324
Bro your nuts look like a undercooked chicken mcnugget

So now you know you're dying go and shoot up some place. Be an hero.

its an epididymous cyst...look it up.
no worries, may need to have it removed one day

>>688076301
I'm not murican, it won't be as fun.
I'll update in a couple of weeks to say either when's my funeral or that you are all comlpete idiots.

>>688072596
I'd have to agree. Any misshapen shape of the testicles may indicate a mass. You may want to visit your doctor.

<--- Nurse Anon

>>688076612
you can shoot up refugee camp or something. Would be 100% better than american school style.

>>688075484
>I just cringed into a singularity

That's your place, nigger.

Die in a fire while weeping about your faggotry.

To the medfags here. when i cum it's basically all blood it gets redder each time i jerk it. i've basically stopped out of fear at this point. it doesn't bleed when i pee. i'm scared i have ball cancer. i can't go to the doctor for another month but should i be worried?

>>688076805
And give them reason to bring in even more? Fuck no