opened this old can of cream of coconut in my pantry
dubs decides if i drink it
>>688068966
well, you got dubs. you decide.
>you better drink it
>>688068966
off to a good start
Drink it
>>688068966
Do it
do it
>>688069334
Do ittt
do it
>>688068966
put it in your pooper.
>>688069466
Oh shit drink it faggot
You got dubs. Fucking drink it.
>>688069533
nice.
Still, take a funnel and pour it into pooper.
>>688069588
fuck nevermind I guess you drink it.
>>688069588
HAHAHAHA check em mother fucker.
>>688069466
Winrar
Heat it up first op
multiple dubs say drink....it has been decided.
Dubs get thread?
>>688069533
The call is with this anon
Decide this faggots fate
>>688068966
>>688069466
>>688069533
>>688069588
this is now a get thread
>>688069766
And drink
>>688069466
>>688069588
Dubs confirm that you have to drink it op.
>>688069588
Winrar fucking drink it!
>>688069766
Dubs thread confirmed.
>>688069466
>>688069588
Op is faggot he won't do it
Chug fucker!!
>>688069466
down the hatch
U must do it my friend
>>688070178
Drink it all
>>688070178
Now post your vomit.
Awhh shit!
>>688070178
Yasssss
>>688070178
He is actually doing it, impressive.
All hail op
>>688070178
Op isn't too much of a faggot
nioce
>>688070178
>>688070178
the absolute madman.
its quite disgusting ill give you that much tastes like a dead mouse inside a coconut
my mothers husband probably put it there at least 6+ years ago theres no date on it tho idk if the dent in the can compromised the integrity of the can
Delivered
Piss in it and drink the rest
>>688070334
not feeling it yet
>>688070331
thats the plan
>>688070683
This kills the OP.
>>688070683
drink it all
Enema the rest
>>688070683
call poison control right now, botulism kill you fucking fast.
>>688070178
Epic mustache bitch
>>688070683
You madman you
>>688070522
The dubs have deemed OP worthy.
>>688070858
fuck yes
>>688070868
Yea. Or not. If u r stupid enough to drink it I think you deserve a Darwin award.
Heat it up
Look what I have started.... lord may you forgive me...?
>>688070858
Best of both worlds. Enema!
Also, dubs commanded. No calling poison control.
>>688071044
chug it
Put dick in it then enema it
This is now a botulism thread.
>>688071143
today OP was pretty cool
this is no good
>>688070683
OP isnt a faggot
Stick your dick in it, scrape it off, suck the shit off your hands.
this the day we lose an OP that delivah
>>688071263
This
>>688068966
do it homosexual post results
>>688071489
this.
>>688071406
>Stick your dick in it, scrape it off, suck the shit off your hands.
Do it fgt
>>688071342
Says the man still drinking.
You gon die honky!
Jizz in it, they're practically the same consistency.
>>688071547
OP already delivered faggot
>>688071342
This is no bueno
>>688070683
gj op you just got botulism
Did it make a hiss when you opened it?!!!
missed the money shot
Cut dick on the top you took of mix blood drink the rest
>>688071583
Settle down you literal homosexual. I'm sure you can find that shit on any porn site
>>688071342
I'm not joking CALL 911 YOU COULD DIE.
By the time you notice the symptoms of botulism you won't be able to do shit, fam!
vomit
>>688068966
What this is supposed to look like, i believe.
When you inevitably vomit, do it into the can, saran wrap it and stick it in the fridge. Don't tell the person who finds it what it really is.
>>688071951
but im not done
Op here, my vision is a little blurry and my stomach is cramping. Maybe it was bad after all.
You will die OP, you might as well just put bullet in your Brain if you want to kill yourself.
Don't.
>>688072046
oooh nice.
>>688072204
Yeah! My man! Today OP was not a faggot.
>>688072204
You're a big man.
>>688072212
I'd call poison control. You might die.
>>688072212
f a k e
>>688072204
OP I'm not joking, I'm seriously worried that you might die. This is no fucking joke dude, by the time you notice symptoms it's too late.
CALL POISON CONTROL FOR FUCK SAKES
also: kek.
>>688072488
Believe in the heart of the dubs.
>>688072426
Maybe... it's getting hard to swallow anyway.
op you'll be awwwwright
>>688072046
hey i smoke the same ciggys
>>688072677
dubs says you're fine keep going. Has dubs been wrong at all this thread?
Don't be like that. That's got to be a fucking delicacy in China somewhere, OP.
>>688072639
Kek
Hard to swallow? You gon die m8
Rip op
note-to-self: today OP was not a faggot
If dubs drink hot sauce to mix the flavor
>>688073084
roll
>>688068966
>get a baking dish or pan
>place your ipad in it
>pour it in
give it to your pet
>>688073266
>>688073262
you niggers are late
>>688073041
THIS. PLEASE PLEASE CALL POISON CONTROL!!!
OP is kill
>>688073433
Dubs confirm. RIP op.
>>688073266
Maybe if OP was still alive...but...
>>688073433
im burping a lot is that bad?
>>688071342
Watch out for the following symptoms:
>drooping eyelids
>blurred or double vision
>facial muscle weakness
>difficulty swallowing
>slurred speech
>breathing difficulties
It means you're soon to be paralysed.
>>688073606
if you aren't yet paralyzed keep posting.
>>688068966
stick your dick in it before you drink it
>>688071827
I don't understand. What's happening?
>>688069466
this is me. did i just make op kill himself?
>>688073606
He said a bit ago he had difficulty swallowing
OP just became an hero in this thread.
last bit my throat is a little tight but not troublesome
>>688073785
Best guess, yes. He will be paralyzed, then die from botulism brought on by that can of bullshit you made him drink. Good job anon you killed a man
The fucking chunks. THE FUCKING CHUNKS!!!
Op shall now be remembered as dead coconut
>>688074028
He lives! OP is Jesus.
>>688072204
FUCKING. LEGEND.
>>688074028
>>688074028
dude...
>>688074028
CALL
911
NOW
NOT
JOKING
DUDE
>>688074131
dead coconut man*
>>688074028
Snort a chunk pls
>>688074028
Man, look, you need to call 911. Now.
Coconut head* will be the new "too soon".
>>688074028
I don't believe you actually ate any of it. No one is that fucking dumb and desperate for attention.
Unless you're actually trying to an hero.
>>688074261
are you rhett from good mythical morning?
Goodbye coconut man.
gg
?is water good?
>>688074188
>>688074399
hey i got two dubs in a row. thats pretty good!
>>688074261
Alright, cool, fun's over now. Please call 911. This is for your own good.
>>688074343
I don't know, I mean given that he's ignored all our warnings, maybe it's best we let Darwin handle this one.
>>688074028
rip op greatest of all time
"Float like a butterfly, sting like botunilum"
>>688074435
911. NOW.
>>688074435
Where do you live OP? We need to know so we can look up the local news in your area tomorrow morning..
Coconut head call 911
>>688074384
this
Go to hospital and post while your there. But please call 911 or go to the ER, best to be safe
>>688074591
KEK
>>688074717
This
>>688074556
Fuck, I don't know...
This is legit worrying me.
>>688074435
OP please, call 911
>>688070683
>idk if the dent in the can compromised the integrity of the can
If it's a bulged can, it's a problem. Dented can is not a problem.
Will my dubs save this man find out on the next episode of coconut head z
>>688074797
Who knew that even in /b/, people still look or for others well being..
>>688074927
True.
>>688074986
apparently not, R I P
>>688074261
Jesus christ anon you madman
To my future self, when you read the inevitable archive:
You tried your best to stop OP. Don't feel bad about it. The guy was dead set on doing this. He's an hero now.
>>688074927
we don't know what the dent looked like tbh
>>688074435
Bronze the can and save it for posterity.
>>688074556
>>688075225
This is good to read, I needed that.
>>688074520
>>688074118
rad
If dubs you call 911.
If trips you call 911 and livestream the ambulance ride from your phone.
Rolling.
>>688075225
He died because you were too much of a faggot to save him
>>688075355
Checked.
Were you hungry? Is that all there was to eat?
Is OP now kill?
Give us a update OP!
>>688075401
ROLLING AGAIN FOR THIS
>>688075504
Oh god. What if OP is poor as fuck and this was some last chance gamble that he left up to us?
RIP.
>>688075401
rolling, if OP cares
Enjoy your botulism
>>688075631
Rolling for dubs or trips
Poor op will remember you an hero
>>688075631
Roll
>>688075401
Rolling rolling rolling
>>688075631
Rooollllll
>>688075401
Roooollll
>>688075770
Dubs checked
>>688075977
U DID IT
>>688075977
checkem OP
if you're alive.
Check em.
>>688075977
YES.
DUBS.
CHECK EM.
>>688074261
Nigga, what?
...
>>688075675
>>688074118
>>688071951
>>688071750
>>688071276
>>688070868
Grab some Pepto-bismol if you have botulism. It's great!
someone screencap this
op??
RIP OP. You were not a faggot today.
>>688074028
Yes
Cops plz
Posting in ep1c bread
You better not die, you madman
Has OP left us?
>>688076555
Checked
Well, RIP OP.
It has been a wild ride.
>>688076555
Trips commands you survive, OP.
June 5th, 2016.
The day a OP was truly not a faggot and he shall remain forever in our hearts and his thread forever remembered for honoring thy dubs.
Amen.
>>688075977
OH FUCK CHECKERRRRRS
>>688075977
OP I rolled dubs, so please call 911. You have to listen to dubs.
If not that, then check out:
>>688076555
He got trips. That means you have to live. You have no choice.
>>688076713
Amen.
>>688076713
Amen <3
>>688076313
You're wrong. Tums only for botulism
Anyone have anymore?
>>688076338
Please someone screencap lol i want the future to remember this
>>688070868
>>688071951
>>688072508
>>688072518
>>688073359
>>688074197
>>688074343
>>688074529
>>688074670
>>688074744
>>688074797
>>688074898
>>688075401
>>688075770
>>688075977
JEEZ. what's up with the fucking white knights? since when does /b/ give a shit if someone dies or not? what the fuck happened to this board, why does it look like i'm on 9gag or tumblr? fuck man, this makes me sad....
>>688076822
M E T A D U B P O S T I N G
>>688071342
>good job OP
now die
>>688077020
This.
Op is kill :^(
>>688077020
It's called /b/rotherhood you faggot. OP delivered so he's a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.
>>688070683
nah that makes it better.
for us.
>>688075290
Kek
>>688077020
What's wrong for looking out for one of our own? Who gives a shit if a 9fager dies? We look out for us.
>>688077020
School's out and all the cool people moved on with their lives. Or offed themselves. Probably going to join the latter soon.
>>688077020
underage detected
>>688074802
Faggot
>>688077156
*he was
>>688077273
Due to smart phones summerfags are here year round. No escape. RIP.
>>688077156
this tbh
Someone does need to take screenshots of this before it 404s
what the fuck