Yes
>but nobody believes ive jacked off onto a prostitute with marylin manson

>>688058966
Yes i have.

No you arnt getting a story or who it is because you idiot wont believe me or who i am.

Yes, kind of.. I won't even be discreet about it. I'll keep it really short too.

>be 15 year old me 6 years ago
>know Shawn Bradley and his daughters
>fuck one of his daughters

Ofc she's not famous, but her dad was.

>>688058966
I fucked a news lady for a local news station once. Does that count?

>>688059764
holy shit, thats my dream. details please

>>688059764
Why not? Name and story of it?

>>688058966
Five years ago when I was working as a life guard in Florida (I was 17) I banged out that sheboon who played Precious in that movie of about the same name. She was really cool about it and afterwards we went out and got Cold-Stone Ice Cream. I think about looking her up now and again it was pretty good. She was funny and smart and we had a great time. I'm white btw .

>>688058966
A women's US Figure Skating champion.

>>688059764

Damn anon im jealous, I tried getting it in with one around here but no cigar.

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I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

>>688059764
Yes but you have to post her nudes for it to 4chan count.

>>688060322
I can confirm this is true. I watched in the background.

I had to take a 3 hour shower after and I never had any jizz or coke hit me.

It was a purely to wash away the memories.

>>688060322
Okay Dan, okay. Settle down.

I've done lewd things with someone who used to be famous but isn't anymore because they faded into obscurity.

>>688060049
>>688060051
Tawnya Bach. If you can find her that's cool.

Just kind of happened. I didn't know for some time after since she was part of a news crew from about 45 minutes away. Had some pictures of us hanging out that I showed a friend and he was the one that told me who she was. Went and researched and come to find out it was her.

>>688060548
I'd take the double bait lol
How many players used and abused her?

>>688060190
fuck off racemixer

>>688059581
I too fucked a famous person. No you aren't getting a story or who it is because you idiots won't believe me or who I am.

See how easy that is to say?

>>688060800
Was she any good?

>>688060843
Fuck you. We held hands and she told me her secrets.

I banged a girl that does random acting jobs in S/E michigan and have seen her in multiple commercials while watching tv, including one that played a few times during the wings game this past season.

thats the closest i got

>>688060800
Double zeros. Nice.

>>688061233
what secrets. how to peel a banana the best way?

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>>688060842
More than 40. I lost count. There was so much cum all over her and all over the room because she just couldn't contain it all.

>>688058966

>They are boring and nothing like the blue tarp sniffing coke and cum story.

>I just saw things like her going into a room drunk with more than one did and not coming out for 30 minutes or more.

>And one time she was sitting on a couch with her hand down her pants and guys kept handing her shots of vodka encouraging her to keep her hand moving around. It looked like she was masturbating but who knows... eventually a dude who brought her to the party took her into his room and that's the last I saw of her that night.

topkek

I fucked Janine Turner

>>688059581
I've fucked several famous people, but I'm not going to tell you stories because you idiot won't believe me or who I am

>>688061408
fuck... More details that you remember? What happened before? Did they roofied her, as usual at USC.

>>688061599
Dubs. The anon speaks the truth.

I've fucked some famous runway male models (I'm female) before... but I used to be in the business so it wasn't insane for me at the time

i fucked cate blanchett in 2005 in niagara on the lake when she was down for TIFF


do you want to know more?

>>688061802
>I'm female
>at /b/
impossible, sorry. can't believe you

>>688061684
They were feeding her shots of vodka and I know for sure that someone was in charge of crushing up klonopin to put in drinks earlier but I can't confirm any of her drinks had kpin in them.

She was masturbating on the couch though before they took her downstairs and tied her up on the tarp.

>>688061126
I'm kind of a cougar hunter of sorts (even though I'm a little old myself) There's usually two types. There's the type that's a sex fiend and will pretty much do anything and then the type that THINKS they're sex gods and expect you to do everything because that's how it works. She was the later of the two.

>>688061392
All day

>>688059764

That's the closest to "famous" I've gotten as well. News anchor that was a lush and known for having a thing for young guys. I was 21 and working at the restaurant she used to drink at all the time.

>>688061408
Nice.... And how many hours did she lasted before she passed out?

>>688062065


and sorry, it was 2006, but im not posting without interest

none?

>>688061401
I'm black and that was funny as shit

>>688062364
She was in and out of consciousness almost the entire time.

She would always wake back up though when a new guy went deep in her ass... and she would even stay awake screaming for a minute or so until passing back out (they kept feeding her more coke and vodka and who knows what else).

I was just an unwilling witness and it haunts me to this day.

>>688062215
drunk gangbang sex...
greentext pls

>>688062760

I'm a little interested, didn't know her by the name, looked her up. Curious how ya did it.

>>688062760
go away jarmusch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgfgkLDOpYw

>>688063095
So i will begin...

Storytime

I fucked Cate Blanchett, Oscar winner

>be me, 21 years old, sept 2006, living in a city called st.catharines, ontario, canada
>annual grape and wine festival, big deal round these parts
>me and bud get shittered, close bars, huge crowds wandering streets for hours after bars close during grape and wine
>chilling on corner, smoking cig, see fucking GALADRIEL, IRL, eyes widen
>she knows i know it's her, she looks a bit diff, but that's hollywood magic
>i walk up, Well Ello Mayte, welcome to Canada" in my best aussie accent, as a huge movie buff, i know she's an aussie
>we chill at the corner for a bit, chit chatting, then i notice this little dude next to her, "meet my husband..... ", i forgot his name at the time, turns out it's Andrew, i am visibly disappointed
>she and i have a very sexualized connection right off the bat, i'm 6'4, and at 21, i was pretty damn good looking, and in good shape, so i think i have a shot
>she ends up saying that theyre going back to their hotel in niagara on the lake, a popular oldtimey area in my region, very nice b and b's, and inns, etc


will continue...

>>688063066
Don't worry, that was just a shitty frat party. Stupid whore drunk a little too much.

>>688063318
copy pasta

>>688063318
lol as if cate blanchett would fuck some pasted skid from st cats

>>688063066
Great story. I wish it was true.

>>688063369
Yeah, I've accepted it because I know she did. She willing took those cocks because even when she would awake from being unconscious you could tell she liked it and she never said no.

>>688060322
Fake and old copypasta.

>>688063950
What's the craziest shit they did to her?

>>688063318

keep goin

>>688060322
literally the hottest fucking thing I have ever read. God Tier.

>>688063950
How many time? 5 hours... 10 hours... more?

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>>688064655
It felt like 20 hours but I doubt it was more than 2 or 3 hours.

There were shooting so much cum in her ass and mouth and it was just dripping everywhere.

She through up at least 3 or 4 times and not just because of the cum being shot in her mouth but because they were making her take shots of vodka too.

>>688063950
So, they smashed her more times?

>>688065094
nobody came in that pussy?

>>688065115
The crazy thing is it was a rule they couldn't fuck her pussy.

One black guy (football player) started going in and he got the fuck beat out of him by all the other dudes.

She hadn't objected or anything, they just went to town on him because of that rule. It was mouth and ass only time I guess.

(though I saw more than one person finger the fuck out of her while ass fucking her)

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>>688064111
Trips of truth. Can't you fucktards get this through your head? This stupid fucking story has been shitposted here for years. YEARS. Fake. Old. And. Gay.

>>688065825
There are multiple witnesses who have come forward. It can't be fake.

>>688063318

>so she asks if i want to come back to notl with them, as they have wine, food, and 2 rooms, so i can crash if need be
>i am fucking amazed, and taken aback
>"uh, yeah", my buddy is across the street with a group from earlier, i holler at him, he meanwhile has no idea who she is
>"im takin off G", he acknowledges, and, i say "LETS ROLL"
>this being a very busy time, St.Paul street is literally crammed with cabs, takes a matter of minutes to get in one
>all 3 of us in back seat, i've got my arm around her, and we're talking and laughing, generally just a fun time, looking forward to more booze and food

cont...

>>688065629
Bitch is a crazy nympho. Dan defiled her beyond repair.

>>688063730

i posted this maybe 2 years back

im op

>>688066049
She needs therapy and I've never said that about anyone else who loves sex, EVER!

But she really does need help. You can't take that many load of cum in your ass and mouth and be a healthy sexual being.

>>688065629
She put any fight or she was their willing slave until the end.
Also, do you know more stories?

>>688066298
I bet she took at least a liter of fresh cum in that one session alone. It was sickening.

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>>688065996
>believes people on /b/

The stories and information posted here...

Have you never read the top of the page?

>>688058966
Depends on how generous you are about "famous." I dated fucking a chick named Lucy Avant (now Lucy Weiland,) back in high school. She ended up doing some modeling work and was a semi-finalist with Maxim's Hometown Hotties in 2009. That's about as close to 'famous' as I've ever gotten.

>>688066298
>>688066527
Miranda, are you, you are?

>>688066461
She seemed completely willing but she was also obviously completely fucked up... but I don't know if alcohol is an excuse?

sorry, i'm terrible at story time, and im typing this out as i go, trying to remember all the details, and as the years go by, they get fuzzier [i was drunk af]

>we get up to their rooms, and we all go into the one room, has a nice little, the dude says i'll brb, he's running to the car
>me and cate alone, holy shit this is nuts, im trying to to spaghetti all over, so i go to the bathroom,, and start rinsing my face to sober up, chug some water out of tap
>come back out, hubby is back, 2 big bottles of wine, some fancy ass cheese, crackers, and pickles, i swear to fuck, this guy goes off on how much he loves cheese, pickles, and crackers
>he had knives, paper plates, all ready to go
>cracks some wine, pours us all some big glasses, and we start talking about our nights etc etc
>i get back to how fucking insane it is that earlier today i was drinking a forty of OE, now im with cate motherfucking blanchett
>she finds this hilarious, i have her laughing


cont.... sorry

>>688058966
what does miranda post when she posts on 4chan

>>688066717
who cares... she was a big slut, no doubt. She loves degrading talk, spanking and so?

I had dinner with John Lithgow once. I didn't fuck him, but he's Shrek royalty

>>688067023
Does she post here? How do you know?

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She has always been a slut.

>>688059581
If you don't have a story, don't act like you do. You only look stupid.

>>688066717
10/10 amazing shit. keep talking

>>688067456
She posts here because her therapist has encouraged her to stay away but she can't. She loves reading all the true stories about her.

It's really the only way she can get off now.l

>>688059651

OH FUCK I just remembered another famous bitch I fucked. Amy from Amys Baking Company. The crazy gal from kitchen nightmares if you guys look her up/remember her.

I was in the area for a few weeks a long time ago, so I looked her personal facebook profile up on facebook, and to my surprise she accepted my friends request. We talked a little bit, she was friendly and told me to come down and try her food during business hours, so I did. She treated me well, we talked a bit after I ate and exchanged numbers. Met up for lunch a few days later and the rest is history. The whole time I forgot she was married to Sammy, I kind of feel bad for the guy. They're both very nice people, at least from all the interactions I've had with them.

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>>688067925
Elaborate pls

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>>688058966
>fucked someone famous
>posts Michael Jackson
Faggot

>>688067977
I can confirm that is her ass. I recognize that tiny mole. The frat guys were sometimes aiming for it when they didn't bust inside her asshole.

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>>688059581
Well well, if it isn't dan "place my dick in your hand" Schneider.
How the fuck are you

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>>688060322

>>688068208
post nude pics of her

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>>688068422
Those are for me. She was 18 but I promised the crowd I wouldn't share them.

>>688068068

I'm not much of a story teller so I'll keep it short and attempt to. After talking on facebook, meeting her in person, and exchanging numbers -

>agree to meet up for lunch at a cafe 2 days later
>talk as friends, minimal flirting
>I pay, as we leave I ask if she's got anything going on after, she says no.
>comes back with me to my hotel room my company was paying for
>after a dip in the hottub, we go inside to shower and one thing leads to the next

We screwed for maybe a little under an hour, she wasn't that great and didn't give me head for more than a few mins when we started getting intimate, which I guess isn't too big of a deal. The sex was pretty vanilla so theres not much of a story to it. I kind of bet she got the money to start up her business from Sammy being a sugar daddy or some shit, she was awful.

>>688069024
please, post a few

>>688067977
moar please

>>688069024
How was her footjob?

>>688069240
So you broke one of the cardinal rules
>Literally stuck your dick in crazy

Everyone ITT is fucking retarded and being trolled. This shit is so old...

>>688069024
What was she wearing? Anything slutty?

>>688070213
It's called roleplay, newfag.

>>688069484
Painted nails if that helps.. mostly pink with some accents. That's all I remember about her toes. I never witnessed anyone cumming on them.

>>688070224
Showing up to the party she was just wearing pajama pants and a t-shirt...

Downstairs she was totally naked when I got there. I have no idea if she had underwear underneath any of that but I suspect there was no bra from earlier with how her tits were noticeable under her t-shirt.

>>688070422
Innie or outie? Shaved or hairy vagina?

>>688069512

hehe. You'd figure the crazy would make her a good fuck too, but nope. It'd be a pretty cool twist if I knocked her up.

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>>688066810
>inb4 walk the dinosaur

>>688059581
I fucked every single famous person. But I won't tell you any information about myself or anything about the people I had sex with. Just take my word for it.

>>688070715
They fucked her in more positions or only spitroasted her?
Also, please, please, please, post pics, even without showing her face.

>>688059651
How tall was she? I need to know!!!!

>>688070785
Innie. It got tons of cum in it.

She was completely bare. Waxed vagina.

>honest to god
>I fucked larisa oleynik, the girl that played Alex Mack.
>Thankfully, this before she aged like spoiled milk
>Looking back, best fuck of my life.
>everyone was going to this huge dorm party.
>Retard beta I am, I decided not to,go.
>Dorm room door knocks, and she's standing there.
>I've been in lve with you since I was 12!
>Dick starts throbbing with her there.
>not wanting to waste my me shot I droped ,y pants and did the naked man.
>once she stepped in my room, it was one. She
>took my penis and started sucking it like a
>Hoover vacuum. Tongue running all over the head.
>I'm going to cum! I shouted.
>Niagra falls couldn't rival the load I shot on her. Then I tell her
>get on the bed so,I eat your pussy
>Wettest pussy I've ever had, it had a sweet/salty taste
>really got into it when she started groaning and bucking her hips. In no,time at all, she had an
>orgasm all over my face. She took,her time licking her juices off my lips.
>nothing else happens because my cockblocking roommate barged in. I had to tell her
>get out, but read the first letter of every line before you do

Miranda, I bet you are posting here. I just want to say that it's your life, do whatever you like to do. Just enjoy the moment and let it go you freaky past at Nickelodeon.

>>688071766
I second that! What better way to shed your Nickelodeon image by doing some nude work? A lot better than getting knocked up like Jamie Lynn did

>>688071568
Was she a great fuck? Everybody was satisfied?

Nicki Minaj fucked my ear drums

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>>688071568
heard she is into girl too

>>688072100
I never took a turn. I was just a witness... I was hard most of the time but I felt for her.

I tried to offer a shoulder to cry on in the days after but she basically told me to get fucked and went back to the football players to cry on their shoulders and get fucked again.

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>>688071766
>>688072045
you caught me
it is i Miranda cosgrove
>newfags

>>688065094
So fake, just stop

J michibata

>>688072647
Ya know, that's hot. That slutty nympho loves it rough and creepy. They gangbanged her again?

>>688058966

>9 years old
>lying in bed half sleeping while parents have big new years party
>man walks into room
>stinks of booze
>mumbling something with the word boy in it
>boy over and over
>sits on bed and start rubbing my leg
>freeze out of fear
>his hand goes up to my parts before pulling the sheets down and blowing me
>pretend to be sleeping
>lights come on and someone comes in telling him off and hurrying him out. calls him stephen
>next week at family dinner introduced to parents friends and recognise voices
>gay couple
>'L' and stephen
>it's stephen fry
>i was raped by stephen fry

>>688073048
story

>>688058966
do children of famous people count

>>688069024
come on, post pics

>>688072045
>A lot better than getting knocked up like Jamie Lynn did
trolling or not, that's so true

>>688073477
I promised I wouldn't.

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i met miranda once then went home and jacked off to fakes of her if that counts

>>688073898
who cares? post it

>>688073914
top fucking kek

>>688073914
what the fuck is wrong with your body

>>688073898
another way of saying you are full of shit.

>>688074374
I can't she was vulnerable and would kill me.

Thread is awesome. lol'd with >>688073914
so much.

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Once I groped Alexiarayee at a dance

She is physically perfect

>>688072647
Probably she was sore for days. Poor damaged starlet.

>>688074521
It happened I just can't post the pics because she trusts me.

>>688070715
They ripped off her clothes?

>>688074449
nothing? why dont u post a pic of urself hercules

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>>688060322
>those dubs tho

>>688074933
Nice trolling. You can't post it without showing her face. If you really have it, of course.

i ate out lord
not proud

>>688074550
>she was vulnerable
How so?

>>688075380
im not going to but i am no where near that fucking gross

>>688075577
Post a clothed pic that only YOU have of her.

>>688073137
>i was raped by stephen fry
was the beej any good?