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2016-06-05 22:12:03 Post No. 688038514
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2016-06-05 22:12:03
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>Be me
>Lonely fag
>14
>Lives in this huge complex
>like i lonely fag
2 months later
>there is lake right next to huge complex
>3 ducks
>2 males
>1 female
>they swim in a small pool where a statue was in the middle
>they have fun
>but me realized that one of the ducks were alone, he was almost like me
>name him “ducky-bro”
>come outside and feed them bread
>duckbro and me are friends
2 weeks later
>playing fallout
>look outside to check on ducks
>ducks have made are statue for their territory
>fag kids run to the pond
>they pull out cents and throw it out them
>get angry
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>run out of door and then runs around corner,
>broom in one hand and the other my raider paintball gun and a mask on from the other
>shoot at kids and wave my broom around like i have a hornet in my dickhole
>they run and scream
>parents see me from inside
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>”Did you just shoots my kids!?”
>Runs
>ditches broom and paintball gun in my trash can out of their site
>come back later to get it for my next attacks
few months later
>the word is around that there is a kid called the “Duck vigilante”
>stay low and act like normal, a lonely nerd that stays in all day playing games and going through 4chan
>at night feed ducks bread and other stuff i found out they like (on the internet, of course, i’m not stupid)
moar? Gets really intense from here
