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I am doing a presentation about 4chan in englisch class I will
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I am doing a presentation about 4chan in englisch class

I will show this thread to my class (I will screenshot it and put it in my presentation)

Anything you want to say to them?
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Hello david, remember me? I'll give you a GREAT life lesson alright. From now on, i would sleep with one eye open.

From your secret stalker.
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>>688029759
Strap yourselves in bitches. This guy just made a huge fucking mistake
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>>688030240
>implying OP will deliver
even if he does we'll never know, pointless thread
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>>688029759
LALALALALLALAALLALA
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>>688029759

Give this fucking pathetic baiting ass OP a fucking 0 for sucking his bestfriends dick off.
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>>688029759
You should say to them th-
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>>688030384
I could attach my presentation if you want
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What in the flying fuck led you to this? Honestly? A board about rapings, killing, drugs and porn and you show this to your class. That's ballsy. Anyway, the reason that the 1st company of Dark Angels in the warhammer universe changed their armour from black to bone white was because after the Horus heresy, they returned to their recruting home world to find it over run with genestealers. They knew they had to reclaim the planet so they painted their armour bone white to represent dead men walking.
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only idiots that haven't been to the website think every person on 4chan is retarded and a l33t haxxor
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I personally know OP has posted about the time he was caught molesting his cousin when he was 14 and, on this site, more than once, he has admitted to sexually assaulting girls while they were heavily intoxicated and even attempted to choke one of them out of anger when he failed to be able keep an erection long enough to attempt to pull her clothes off.

You should make sure your campus Title IX coordinator investigates and suspends him as a sexual predator and serial misogynist.
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>>688029759
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tell them to all do this
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HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG JEWS DID 9/11 DONALD TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT OP IS A FAGGIT
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4chan isn't what the rest of these people say. They will claim I'm lying, but they are in point of fact the liars.

We are an inclusive community that embraces the other.

This is not the real 4chan - the real 4chan is inaccessible without a pass and a verification in-person.

The threads are the supreme form of devils advocacy - and you would do well to remember that when we say things like
>the OP is a fucking faggot
We are actually saying "we love you, man."
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>>688029759
yes this is rice corp wanna buy some rice????? CHEaP PRICE XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>688029759

Leave school do as many drugs as you can.
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>>688029759
Niggers tongue my anus
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>>688030728
this is now a 4chan gold thread i guess, i'll start with this hilarious image
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Yes, its u
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If you start snorting adderall RIGHT NOW, you pathetic little fuckers might just get somewhere in life
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>>688029759
Taking bait for shits and giggles
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German underaged
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all the nigger gurls in the houz say, "HEEEEEYYYYYYY"!
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Sorry OP after that presentation you did earlier, i think you should find a new table
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>>688030839
Looks like he wont be eating far further than Ramadan.
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>>688029759
Hitler truly did nothing wrong. Your class must hear of this.
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>>688030937
wow that's golden man
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Read pic related out loud.
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>>688031289
I really, really, really like this image
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>>688029759
Pic related OP's dick
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>>688029759
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>>688031289
Hi /b/anana bro
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>>688031205
he didnt finish the job tho
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>>688029759
K K K Fine Sicker than your average nigger killer Twist niggers' heads off Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers Chickenwing-eating players Triple K hooligans like Moon Man Dead right, if they head right Fucking your mom every night Moon Man’s been smooth since days of killing jews Never lose, never choose to Lynch jews who do something to us Talk go through us, your mom walked to us Get on a rape bus, screw us, screw us Yeah, KKK Nigger babies I don’t give a fuck Stick it up the butt Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy Bang every porch monkey easily, busily Recently niggers fronting ain’t saying nothing My cock nigga, suck it Triple K mafia, we’re on it

I put niggers underground without a sound You minorities can’t step to me All spics need to go back to Mexico Every Jew be stealing money from you and me Now who’s the real dookie All you niggers smell like shit You niggers can ride my dick Spear chuckers pushing up sticks Ooga booga, go back to Africa I don’t know why I hate blacks Oh yeah, it’s because they look and smell like ass Quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk Spics need to learn some English talk I don’t give a fuck about your mama Jizzing on her face ain’t no drama It’s probably different than the nigger cock she’s used to Kill a nigger and skullfuck a jew

[Sun Man] Everything you be saying is offensive to me As a proud African American I would have used my right to free speech Moon Man you need to stop the hate After all we are one universal race

Fuck off nigger, I don’t give a fuck about people of other colors Get the fuck out, you ain’t my brother Why don’t you go and fuck a hyena When it’s dark outside I can’t even see ya
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>>688031029
Pedal
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>>688031551
Someone post that deep dark fantasy copy pasta
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>>688031522
Hello my friend.
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>>688031522
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>>688031551
that shiit again ...
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OP teacher is a nigger lover
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>>688029759
why on earth would you use this place as an example, you spectacular retard?
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>>688031253
Roll
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Cara al sol con la camisa nueva
que tú bordaste en rojo ayer,
me hallará la muerte si me lleva
y no te vuelvo a ver.
Formaré junto a mis compañeros
que hacen guardia sobre los luceros,
impasible el ademán, y están
presentes en nuestro afán.
Si te dicen que caí, me fui
al puesto que tengo allí.
Volverán banderas victoriosas
al paso alegre de la paz
y traerán prendidas cinco rosas:
las flechas de mi haz.
Volverá a reír la primavera,
que por cielo, tierra y mar se espera.
Arriba escuadras a vencer
que en España empieza a amanecer.

Just in case you're Spanish.
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forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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>>688032074
Not OP here, I'm guessing he's like 12, but I had a few lectures about this place in my cyber security class few years ago.
Fucking shit was hilarious. Some faggot had to do a presentation about /b/.
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>>688031253
sure
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>>688032369
Nope, German
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>>688031253
Rollin!
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>>688029759
Niggers enjoy raping feminists because they know they won't report it in fear of being racist. Also I am Asian and have a bigger dick than white bois.
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>>688031397
Oh god, please let this be fake.
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Ich habe eine Hündin zu wissen, namens Eric Wright
Früher haben wir wälzen und ficken die Hacken in der Nacht
Engere als ein motherfucka mit den gangsta Beats
Und wir wurden Balling auf die mother Compton Straßen
Peep, bekam die Scheiße tief und es war auf
Nummer 1 Song nach Nummer 1 Song
Lange, wie meine mother Taschen war fett
Ich habe nicht ein fuck, wo die Hündin war
Aber sie mit einem weißen Hündin hing die Scheiße zu tun was sie tun
auf seinen Schwanz saugen nur einen Dollar oder 2 zu erhalten
Und die wenigen Enden sie bedeuten bekam nicht nichts
Jetzt klagt sie ist Ursache die Scheiße sie nicht Scheiße tun
Weibchen können mit den Straßen nicht hängen , sie fand sich kurz
So, jetzt hat sie mich vor Gericht bringen
Es ist richtiges Gespräch für deinen Arsch
So erkennen , und übergeben zu Daz
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what happened to the fucking rules? is there any mods that can b& this underage asshole.

go die in a fire. and your grades suck.
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>>688032403
op here, I have to do a presentation about bulletin boards but I am using 4chan because why the fuck not
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Blondie in the front row is cute af.
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>>688030440
>>688030446
>>688030583
>>688030728
>>688031052
>>688032074

I remember when I was 13 and thought that 4chan was the edgiest, worst place on the internet.

But even back then I was lucid enough to know it was just an edgy near-death cesspool where the most autistic and lonely bastards share their 'deep, dark, perverted, evil desires.' Go outside.
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>>688032383
Please this
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this place is awful, hilariously so. so stick around long enough to embarrass yourself and have a laugh, faggot.
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>>688032613
bulletin boards arent even the same as image boards
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>>688029759
Dont, this place is filled with losers, pedophiles, child porn and gore. You will be viewed as a maniac.
Also rules 1 and 2
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>>688032613
So you chose to use this shit hole, what are you retarded?
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あなたの平均よりもほら、病状
ポッパツイストキャベツオフ本能
Niggasのはたわごとの悪臭を考えていません
ピンクのワニ、私のデトロイトプレーヤー
ブルックリンの私のフーリガンのためティムズ
デッド右、頭部右側の場合、ビギーが毎晩
父さんはUnderroosの時代から滑らかになって
失うことはありません、決して、傷みの乗組員に選択しない人
私たちに何かをする、話は私たちを通して行きます
女の子がしたい私たちを行うには、私たちに歩いて、私たちをねじ
誰が私たち?うん、ポッパとパフ( ehehehe )
閉じるスタスキーとハッチのように、クラッチにこだわります
私はあなたの桜M - 3で3を圧迫あえて
(ハハ、それを取り、それを取り、それを持っていこう! )
忙しく、簡単にすべてのMCを強打
最近のniggasは何も言っていないされていない臨む(いや)
だから私はちょうど私の作品、 (召し上がれ)を話す私の平和を維持します
キューバ人イエスピースで自分覗いて、 (あなたに神に感謝します)
それをしたい人尋ね、梱包、あなたはそれがダチそれを誇示です
つまり、ブルックリンでたらめ、その上に私たち
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>>688032487
Broder.
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Vogl why
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>>688032074
why not? I know that /b/ is probably the most cancerous thread but anyway I have to show what 4chan is and I think showing /b/ would summarize it the best
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Where is the OP?
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Honestly, screencap this and the reactions.

>>688027965
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>>688029759
I am an Arab living in Sweden.(Arrived in September last year because some foreigners gave me money to come here from Iraq.) Every night I go looking for Swedish to women rape. I have raped over 50 so far and the police know I do it but won't arrest me. Tell me how this is not the greatest country on Earth.
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>>688032813
"4chan is a simple image-based bulletin board"
first sentence in "What is 4chan" on 4chan.org
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>>688031337
Yes, this
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>>688032662
Obviously I'm not 13, but outside is boring
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>>688033011
I am replying the whole time
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your all fags and rapists
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>>688031253
gotta roll
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4chan doesnt exists. Its parents
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQipIU2I4Xw
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>>688030542
Go ahead, faggot.
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>>688032662
Bait
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This is a great image to show the class.
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evan i fucking hate you i hate your kind you and your dirty sand nigger family being white you are just so pure you know that but when you are a nigger like you are you are just so dirty and disgusting you are just a stupid nigger you know that i am white and i reign supreme in every way shape and form you know that i have so much wealth bacause my family is not a bunch of stupid gay sand niggers i dont partake in gay nigger sex because my ass hole is oly tainted by the pure juices of small white cocks you know that small white dicks are the purest form of dicks not your elephant sand nigger dicks they are only for gay nigger sex you got that gay nigger sex you got that gay nigger sex for sand niggers only so you can shove your gay sand nigger ass cock right in your sand nigger bunghole right where your dirty sand nigger cock belongs you go
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Behave, faggots or I'll have to unleash my mad katana skills on you.
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NEXT TIME YOU SUCK ME OFF DONT BITE THE FORESKIN YOU FAGGOT
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4chan is all beta faggots talking really big and posting memes and edgy shit including myself
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I type this with my dingdong
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>>688033651
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1hy5boTduVYMheGbB8QUUBBDR70dqIMSZWdyitbOtdgA/edit?usp=sharing

here you go, m8
ty for being such nice :) I hope you will have a nice day
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>>688029759
Dodo
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>688031253
rollio
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>>688029759
Remember that time u sucked Tyrone's dick and had me put out my cigarette on your taint while you were doing it? Weirdly specific requests op. Good times
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OP, we all love this shit
>talk about it and show it
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>>688029759
Seeing the aftermath of 50-60 horrible car crashes in one day does something with your psyche.
I drive way more carefully than I used to. And blood no longer fazes me
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>>688034383
post op transexual?
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>>688034592
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>>688034888
Yes and check'd.
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Stay in school kids
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>>688034383
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i bet he's a fucking slut for cock he looks like the type of btm boi who acts all holier than thou because he's pretty and has daddys money but then goes and blows anon daddies in the bathroom at the bar like the little slut he is then drives home sloppy drunk in the car mommy bought him to stare at grindr for like three hours straight looking for a real man to come over an d pound his bussy these kinds of boys are good at what they do but dont even bother talking to them nobody is home lol thats kinda what makes it hot tho knowing that you can basically own his worthless body for a while since hes too fucked up on insecurity to assert himself also i like making it hurt when i fuck boys like him it drives home the point that just cause theyre pretty doesnt mean theyre not faggots barely started in life but already with blown out fuckholes on a one way ride to AIDStown lmao
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>>688029759
Op you better show this to your class
Op is a fag
rolling for dubs /thread
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I propose that if anyone in your class jnows about 4chan and gets to read this, should take pictures of OPs presentation and post said photos here.

>for teh lulz
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>>688031253
>File
>They all look the same to me
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Come visit us we got dank memes
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Was zum Teufel hast du grade über mich gesagt, du kleine Schlampe? Du solltest wissen, dass ich meine Ausbildung beim GSG9 als Jahrgangsbester abgeschlossen habe, in mehrere Kommandounternehmen gegen Al-Kaida involviert war und über 300 bestätigte Tötungen habe. Ich bin in Gorillakriegsführung ausgebildet und der beste Scharfschütze im deutschen Bundesheer. Du bist für mich nichts als ein weiteres Ziel. Ich werde dich mit einer nie zuvor gesehenen Präzision vom Antliz dieser Welt tilgen, merk dir meine verdammten Worte. Du denkst du könntest hier im Internet so eine Scheiße über mich erzählen und damit durchkommen? Denk lieber nochmal darüber nach, du Wichser. Während wir uns hier unterhalten, habe ich schon mein geheimes Netzwerk aus Spionen kontaktiert und deine IP-Adresse wird grade rückverfolgt, also mach dich besser auf den Sturm gefasst, du Made. Der Sturm, der das erbärmliche kleine Ding, das du als dein "Leben" bezeichnest, auslöschen wird. Du bist verdammt nochmal tot, Junge. Ich könnte jederzeit überall sein, und dich auf über siebenhundert verschiedene Arten töten, nur mit meinen bloßen Händen. Aber ich bin nicht nur im unbewaffneten Kampf ausgebildet, ich habe auch Zugriff auf das Waffenarsenal der Bundeswehr und ich werde es aufs Vollste ausschöpfen, um deinen elendigen Arsch von diesem Kontinent zu blasen, du kleiner Scheißkerl. Wenn du nur gewusst hättest, was für eine apokalyptische Rache dein kleiner "witziger" Kommentar provoziert hat, hättest du vermutlich dein verdammtes Maul gehalten. Aber nein, das hast du nicht hinbekommen, das wolltest du nicht, und jetzt wirst du dafür bezahlen, du verdammter Idiot. Du wirst in meinem Hass ertrinken. Du bist tot, Junge.
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I fucking hate niggers.
They are the scum of the earth.
All you cunts are a bunch of albino stealth niggers and I would like to thank the good white lord for creating sickle cell to kill you all.
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Englisch class? Wo kommst du?
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If you encounter trouble due to bad weather, be sure to post EXACTLY what happened here. As we all know, the MSM is covering up the fact that Clinton has access to weather seeding satellites that have been calibrated to target Bernie voters. Reports from several states have confirmed that Clinton's satellites can generate rain storms to cause car accidents on the way to polling locations, lightning bolts that incinerate ballots in voters' hands, and gusts of wind that force a voter to check the wrong box on the ballot. They will stop at nothing to disenfranchise us. Don't let them win!
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You should talk about pepe too
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>>688031253
Fuck it, i have time
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>>688031253
Roll
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My wife left me after 5 years of marriage. She sold everything I owned except THIS game. I spent the next 4 months trying to understand the significance of why she spared this over the rest of my belongings. I watched the show, I was active in the forums, I even started calling all of my friends "Bustas" until I had none left. My job fired me because I would spend my days researching the keywords "Cory" and "House" while on company time. I spent my life savings traveling back and forth from Washington, DC and Hollywood struggling to find an answer. I am now typing this on a Library computer after having lost EVERYTHING, my job, my woman, my savings, my apartment, my friends, and even my self respect. All I had to my name was this STUPID game! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH IT!?! WHY WOULD SHE TORMENT ME WITH THIS!?! It wasn't until yesterday that I was casually examining the box (Like I do EVERY Monday for the past 4 months) and it all clicked! Cory isn't just IN the House, he is IN our hearts! My ex was leaving me a puzzle that would inevitably show patience, determination, and commitment until I could finally solve it. She was hoping by the end of this journey I would become a man! JUST LIKE CORY!
The game is pretty fun too.
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I hear you need this for your presentation anon.
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>>688035718
Idk that's weird .. I'm not sure if I'm just stoned but it's been super hot outside for like a week but that doesn't make sense cuz I Live in Salem and they already voted.
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EVERYBODY WELCOME TO 4CHAN

WE WISH YOU THE BEST

WE LOVE YOU

WE ARE FRATERNITY

WE FORGIVE, WE LOVE EACH OTHER

WE LOVE YOU

LOVE US
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Mate, if you've honestly never had sex with a girl while wearing a horse mask while she was wearing one of those unicorn masks after you both did a copious amount of Molly in the bathroom together at some "animal" party back in college, you really haven't lived. Then again, I'd honestly say that there are a lot of women I've been with who have had much more fucked up fantasies than I'm capable of coming up with, especially since I've fucked 2 other women with that horse mask on, and was tied up in both of those situations. I also did a girl wearing a jack in the box mask once, too. Turns out girls really like funny guys who stand out from the crowd, almost like peacocking from seduction actually totally works! Crazy! You should look into tindering with a profile of professional photos while wearing nothing but a collection of opposuits, works like a charm and gives me an excuse to wear a teal suit covered in tulips out and about in public to a first date :D
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>>688031253
rollan
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>le baite maymay tread
saged
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>>688031253
roll
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>>688031397
-6 inches kek
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>>688031253
rol
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1910: music started 1920: classical, baytoven, bach 1930: jazz, the charleston 1940: classic rock, the beetles, elvis, jimi hendrics 1950: punk music, green day, nirvana 1960: 80s music, duran duran, guns and roses 1970: rap appears, tupac, biggie, eminem 1980: bad artists start to appear, justin bieber, lil wayne, but still have good artists like panic! at the disco and my chemical romance 1990: more bad music, kesha, foo fighters 2000: bad music takes over, smash mouth, u2, 2010: steve jobs dies, justin bieber takes over, rip music goodbye
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>>688036588
love France :)
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hell fuckin yeah I'd bring that bitch to my sex swing set her up in that shit nice and ginger bent over with that asshole up head down ass up, thats the way we like it rough! LOL boobs swinging in the air I walk up behind my super fit tough body pressed against her ass she breathing fast and heavy ready to take my massive rod feeling up her hot ass boobs swirling my mushroom tip around her leather cheerio teasing her she got her heart pounding ready for insertion all of a sudden BAM I SLAM MY ROCK HARD COCK INTO HER ASS AND WE'RE IN MOTHA FUCKIN POUND TOWN BABY JUST HUMPIN HER SCREAMING BOTH OF US ME "UUURRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" HER "AAAHHH OMG YES YES YES YES" OUT BODIES SWEATING HARD CORE SPLASHING AGAINST EACH OTHER LOUD AS FUCK JUST PUMMELING HER SHE SPRAYS PUSSY JUICES ALL OVER THE GROUND FROM HER ORGASMS THEN I NOTICE MORE AND MORE OF HER DANK ASS POOP ON MY DICK WITH EACH THRUST SO I PULL OUT AND BLAST MY LOAD ALL OVER HER BACK! look at my hand theres blood poop and cum on it I spank her a couple of times to get rid of it she doesnt know tho LOL
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>>688032601
do they both have STD's?
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>>688029759
Make sure to shoot up the school after the presentation
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I was ten.
Like many films Partners and text.
Thank you for a life of prayer every night before bed partner
"Only love you," I said. "Life is a partner."
He heard his sister.
I was jealous security partners.
I had a penis.
You can leave me and sent me.
Now I'm crying, and my face hurt.
Too cold, lying in bed
Suddenly my heat pump.
partner.
I am very happy.
Our ears. "green"
Control including hand and take the Dragon shakes hands and knees.
IM ready.
Partner exposed tail.
Ass hole.
It hurts, but it was several.
I'm working my ass off, and his eyes began to water.
This group.
Thanks to the members.
Fort thunder of my ass and send my love reading. father.
Partner was in his eyes. "Il Prezzo"
Partner window.
Partner in love. Biology partner.
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>>688031253
They all have perfect tits...
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Hi
So you want to rape niggers? Well, raping a nigger, although seemingly a simple task, takes a decent amount of effort and coordination on your part to stick to a plan. Today I'll be sharing my advice on successful nigger rape.
STEP 1) Find a jiggabo who you want to rape. In america, niggers make up 10% of the population, but are hard to find due to most being in prison, out digging ditches, or dealing drugs.
Anyway, after some trial and error you'll probably find a nigger who is fit for raping.
STEP 2) Tell a local doctor that you have aids. This may sound counterintuitive, but most niggers are diseased with more STDs than you can count on your fingers. The doctor will prescribe you some drugs and you'll be good to go, because after raping the nigger, you can start taking them daily.
STEP 3) Get 'dater raper' drugs and/or some tranquilizers. Rohypnol is ideal, but hard to find. I recommend something like ambien or some strong benzos.
Slip em' into pudding, wine, or some fine dine, doesn't make a difference. The nigger will be knocked out in no more than 15 minutes.
STEP 4) Insert human parts into the nigger parts.
STEP 5) Congrats, you are now a nigger rapist!
WARNING: Although it isn't a crime to rape niggers, they are animals, so it technically counts as bestiality.
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>>688029759
world trade center building 7, WT7. Ask your history teacher what's up with WT7.
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Fuck this imma applaud to you with my fucking hands up, I'm not starting my fucking self. You fucking stupid bitch. This stupid fucking justice, our fucking righteous fucking nigger, Alex, is doing this shit. You fucking nigger. I swear to fucking god i'm gonna jumpcut Yo, everybody type in the chat "Alex is a stupid nigger". Just type in the chat "alex is a stupid nigger". Fuck him, fuck him.
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>>688036339
Sauce
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>>688031253
why not?
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>>688031253
BOI
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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGANTUAN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VITAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN'S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACKSIDE OF A WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS "WOMAN'S" RAISIN-SIZED WINKY WINKLER, I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT AND PENETRATED HIS ESOPHAGUS, RIPPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPSE FROM MY MONEYMAKER. TO TEACH ALL OF NEW YORK A LESSON FOR LETTING THIS FLAMING FAG BAG LIVE, I LET LOOSE A SEMENAL FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UPON THE TOWERS OF TWO (AT WHOM'S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A CLOWN RAPING AN 8 YEAR OLD), WHICH CAUSED THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE ME AFTER A WEEKEND METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW YORKERS AND MADE NIGGER JOKES AS THEY RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD OF SPERMAZOA, MASTURBATING TO THE LOOKS OF HORROR ON THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FACE AND BECAUSE THEY HATE ARABS MORE THAN JEWS, PAINTED A BOEING 767 ON MY GIGANTIC COCK AND CALLED IT A TERRORIST ATTACK. THE FEELING OF PAINTBRUSHES ON MY DICK MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNORTED UP EVERY LAST DROP BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COKE. I GUARANTEE IT.
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>>688037648
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>>688031253
henry rollins
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Shut the fuck up, cunt. Stop killing the English language with your fucking nigger speak. What do you think you are? Some kind of fucking wannabe wigger gangster? Well, newsflash kid, you're not. You're just a fat pasty white fuck behind a computer screen in his mum's basement. So, please stop your fucking idiotic language you fucking fag, and please kill yourself as an added measure.
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>>688038133
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information is power, never forget that

also jews did the holocaust
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>>688038187
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>>688030699
kill yourself 13 year old faggot. Bad shitpost
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>>688038250
This is all I have of this story, the OP who originally posted these left because no one was bumping his thread
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>>688029759
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Be offended you fucking faggot. Go rape more Palestinian children you sick fuck, and fuck Israel. Your nation will be turned into glass soon enough, you'd better leave while you can, and leave your shekels behind they are no good where you're headed you shit fucker. Do me a solid and kill yourself, the world could do better off with one less Israeli like you around, worthless faggot. Oh and go ahead and Jack off with your antisemitism, bahh wahh wahh, what the fuck do you want filthy rat kike, you want me to call the butthurt waahhhmbulance for you? Wanna cry some more about Muh lampshades you bitch? If only the world was actually as antisemitic as you faggot claim, world would be better if they were, there's a reason you worthless Satanic gypsy faggots have gotten the boot out of every country in the world, we'll kick you out our governments and sen you all to the same shit hole you wanted so badly and glass it. Besides are you seriously doing this for land? Fucking typical kike sand nigger, willing to destroy humanity so he can sell oil for shekels so you can have... A big dirt patch. Wow, congratulations, enjoy your Sandy wasteland you sack of shit, I'll be sure to celebrate your death with dancing and chear just like your fucks on 9/11, I'll be ready to piss on your body and dance on your grave.
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>>688031253
GIVE ME A HOT ONE
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I sexually Identify as Moon Man. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of joining the Triple K Mafia and rampaging through ghettos capping every nigger I saw. People say to me that a person being Moon Man is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon elongate my head into a crescent shape, change the color of my skin to pure white, and replace my vocal cords with a voice box that plays AT&T Mike’s voice. From now on I want you guys to call me “Mac Tonight” and respect my right to kill all niggers, spics, and Jews. If you can’t accept me you’re a moonophobe and need to check your moon privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Hi classmate. I am actually in your class. As the my fellow classmates arereading this I will detonate a bomb exploding the entire fucking classroom into pieces.
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>>688029759
Heil Hitler! Let the niggers, jews and sandniggers know they're subhuman scum that should be lynched for the sake of the world.
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>>688031289
why?
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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME HIS COCK WAS GOING IN ME, HE HAD A PRETTY FUCKING BIG HEAD, SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB WITH HER FINGER UP HER PUSSY AND THE MOANS COMING OUT OF HER MOUTH HOLE
WELL THEN SHE STARTS CUMMING AND SHE DON'T STOP CUMMING FED WITH THE DICK AND SHE HITS THE GROUND SUCKING DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR SEX YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR DICK GETS REKT
SO MUCH TO SHREK, SO MUCH TO WRECK SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH GETTING SOME ANAL YOU'LL NEVER NO IF YOU DON'T SUCK YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T FUCK.
[Chorus:] HEY NOW, YOU'RE A PORN STAR, GOT A HARD ON, GO WANK, HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, TURN THE PORN ON, I'M GAY AND THE CUM JUST GLITTERS LIKE GOLD ONLY SHOOTING STREAMS OF JIZZ MAKE HER MOAN
ITS A BIG DICK, AND THEY SAY IT GETS BIGGER IF YOU CAN'T FEEL ME THAN I'LL ADD SOME MORE VIGOR BUT THE MEDIA PORN BEGS TO DIFFER JUDGING BY THE TITS OF THE GIRLS IN THOSE PICTURES
THE DICKS WE FUCK ARE GETTING PRETTY FLACCID THEY'VE CUM TO MUCH NOW THEY FEEL LIKE PLASTIC MY ASSHOLE'S ON FIRE, HOW 'BOUT YOURS? THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT, NOW LET'S WATCH SOME MORE PORN
[Chorus 2x]
SOMEBODY ONCE ASKED COULD I SPARE SOME OF MY ASS I NEED TO GET SOME OF THAT FUCKING BOOTY I SAID YEP, WHAT A CONCEPT I COULD USE A LITTLE ASS MYSELF AND WE COULD ALL USE SOME GIANT BOOBIES
WELL THEN SHE STARTS CUMMING AND SHE DON'T STOP CUMMING FED WITH THE DICK AND SHE HITS THE GROUND SUCKING DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR SEX YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR DICK GETS REKT
SO MUCH TO SHREK, SO MUCH TO WRECK SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH GETTING SOME ANAL YOU'LL NEVER NO IF YOU DON'T SUCK YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T FUCK.
[Chorus]
AND THE CUM JUST GLITTERS LIKE GOLD ONLY SHOOTING STREAMS OF JIZZ MAKE HER MOAN
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>>688031842
that's my house
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Auf was für eine behinderte waldorf schule gehst du OP?
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>>688031253
rell
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>>688032919
This made me pregnant
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>>688038929
i actually read this whole fucking thing
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minoins?
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OP ist Unteralter
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I got this game about 2 months ago, and it was pretty good until I took a break because of school. I stopped playing, for about 1 month and kept getting notifications saying "Come back! We miss you..." But then, it jumped to another level, saying "Are you cheating on me with another game?" And it was pretty disturbing, but I didn't delete it because it was a good game. But finally, it went WAY too far by saying "Come back! DON'T YOU KNOW GAMES HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!! COME BACK RIGHT NOW OR ELSE!!!" At first I started laughing because I thought it was a joke. But I was wrong. It kept coming back at me with messages NON-STOP saying the same exact thing. Overall this is NOT a good thing for children if they stop playing for a little while. They might become scared of the game. Not cool... Not. Cool.
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This makes me horny
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>>688031253
Whoever made this picture is a genius. How do you make one person look like she is a group of people??
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rawling
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>>688039337
It's spelled mienoins
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>>688031253
Roll
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>>688039513
menions
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Zozzle me fags
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첫째로 , 당신의 나쁜 당신이 주장하는 도당 섹스
우리가 탈 때 웨스트 사이드 게임 이 장착
당신은 선수가 될 주장하지만, 나는 당신의 아내를 엿
우리는 삶을 엿 나쁜 남자 , 깜둥이 에 체포
플러스 푹신한 은 나를보고 내가 찢어 약한 마음을 하려고
비기 스몰 주니어 M.A.F.I.A. 일부 마크 년들
우리는 당신의 보석 을 위해 실행하는 동안 우리는 앞으로 계속
정상 을 겨 누며 는 그들을 바보 로 파열 계속
당신은 규칙을 알고
내가 당신을 떠날거야 방법 릴 ' 시저 는 달릴 에게 이동
당신의 젊은 엉덩이 를 잘라 , 사망 한 수 , 조각 당신을 떠나지
리틀 김 , 실제 G 의 주위에 섹스하지 않는다
거리를 당신의 추한 엉덩이 를 날치기 빠른
그래서 도대체 평화 ! 나는 삶 에 있어 그 깜둥이 알려드립니다
밤 웨스트 사이드 타고 시키지 말라
배드 보이 왁스 에 살해 살해
나와 함께 섹스 와 모자 가 벗겨 하세요
당신은 알고있다
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oh sh t wadudp
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Niggers should be killed in public
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get ^^^
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>>688034383
AWWW WTF
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>>688031253
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hitler
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>>688034383
I've seen beheadings, things getting mutilated, rape, hardcore cheese pizza, you name it. But I've never felt as queasy as I did when they started pulling out that yellow.... tube thing.
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>>688039705
Oh, this looks simply fantastic! Never before have my mortal eyes laid upon something so incredulously extraordinary and incredibly engaging and wonderful in every conceivable way! Truly, this will be a definitive and beneficial mark in human history, detailing this unequivocally magnificent and brilliance of this! This post defines "good" as a whole, no one will ever in the history of existence top the absolute incredibility of this post! You've covered every single point, every single end, the whole enchilada, the entirety of each and every factor that can possibly come to conceivability and be presented! Unambiguously singular and wondrous!
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>>688031253
roll!
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Когда я встретил тебя вчера вечером ребенка
Перед тем, как открыл свой разрыв
У меня было уважение к уа леди
Но теперь я беру все это обратно
Потому что ты дал мне всю свою киску
И я даже лизнула мои яйца
Оставьте свой номер на корпусе
И я обещаю, детка, я дам Я. вызов
В следующий раз я чувствую своего рода роговой
Вы можете прийти на более чем , и я сломаю тебя
И если вы не можете трахнуть , в тот же день , ребенок
Просто лег на спину , и открыть рот
Потому что я никогда не имею
Познакомился с девушкой
То что я люблю
В целом мире
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>>688030937

That was beautiful. I love having a 4chan gold account for these sorts of things!
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>>688029759 the user making this presentation is a pedophile and has posted in numerous threads about molesting relatives.
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>>688040196
The gayest thing about this pic is in the background.
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The FitnessGram A E S T H E T I C Test is a multistage A E S T H E T I C capacity test that A E S T H E T I C A L L Y gets more A E S T H E T I C as it continues. The 20 meter A E S T H E T I C test will begin in 30 A E S T H E T I C S. Line up at the A E S T H E T I C. The A E S T H E T I C speed starts slowly but gets A E S T H E T I C E R each minute after you hear this signal A E S T H E T I C. A single lap should be A E S T H E T I C E D every time you hear this sound. A E S T H E T I C Remember to run in an A E S T H E T I C line and run as A E S T H E T I C as possible. The second time you fail to complete an A E S T H E T I C before the sound, your test is A E S T H E T I C. The test will begin on the word A E S T H E T I C. On your mark. Get ready!… A E S T H E T I C. A E S T H E T I C
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>>688040024
>started pulling out that yellow.... tube thing.
Those are bandages Anon, which were white before going into his hole.
Now are blood, piss and puss soaked.
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>>688029759

Hitler war der klügste Mensch aller Zeiten
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Niggers are dumb and worthless
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>>688031253
r
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rol
roll
rolli
rollin
rolli
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>>688039108
>>688039154
>>688039194
>>688039265
>>688039320
>>688039423
>>688039513
>>688039581
Literally kill yourself, you scum of the fucking earth.
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Juden verdienen Tod
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here is some ironic stats for you 80% of people in the world have experimented with animal sex.
right now 22% of the worlds population are having regular sex with animals. right now in your town or city 5% are having sex with dogs right this instant. 2% are having sex with a horse.
BUT here is the kicker less than 1% of the worlds population have regular sex with an exotic animal and under 0.2% are currently having regular sex with an apex predator who is NOT tranquilized (( big cats, bears, etc))
there are people out there who have had sex with kangaroos, ostriches, emu's, penguins, sea lions, deer, dolphins, orca's, wolves the list goes on.
only thing that gets me is why don't these people make a video or take pictures just to let us see what it really is like.
I knew of one photo set (( 4 pictures )) where a man is giving a lion oral sex and another 2 photo set of an oriental woman letting a male tiger mate with her. (( it was to collect tiger semen from what I remember.
but in all honesty, you walk down the street and you can bet any amount of cash at least HALF are having regular sex with a non-human lover.
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>>688029759
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>>688029759
Political and religious views
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>>688031253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E
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>>688040583
Yes I will literally kill myself, you scum of the fucking earth
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Die Juden sind unser Unglück!
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>>688031253
Rollz
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So i am pretty fucking horny... BUT, i fapped today already two times and i couldn't cum 1 fucking hour on the second session.. so... the skin on my little ding dong hurts now, so i need to wait like 2 days for it to heal. Interesting, huh? Why the fuck am i even typing this and why are you even reading this? I have extreme depression and have immense suicide thoughts. I want to kill myself. Sometimes u just need to see the happiness in urself.
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Nun, es war nur Sonnenuntergang in kleinen weißen Stadt
Sie nennen es East Side Palmdale
Wenn die afroman ging durch das weiße Land
Häuser gingen zum Verkauf
Nun, ich stand auf der Rap- CDs ' Ecke sellin
Wenn traf ich ein kleines Mädchen namens Jan
Ich ließ sie Fahrt in meinem Caddy
Weil ich nicht ihr Vater wissen, war der Anführer des Ku -Klux-Klan
Wir gefickt auf dem Bett
Gefickt auf dem Boden
Gefickt so lange ich fuckin wuchs ' afro
Dann habe ich nach links gefickt (links)
Gefickt nach rechts ( rechts)
Sie saugte meinen Schwanz 'bis die Scheiße weiß geworden
Dachte mir sheeba - sheeba
Got my ass ' wie ein Zebra schau
Ich habe auf meine Kleider, und ich war auf dem Weg
Bis zu ihrem Papa zog in einem Chevrolet oben
Und so lief ich, dass ich aus dem Rückfenster sprang aus
Aber ihr Vater war er waitin ' mit einem Zwei -by -four
Oh, er schlug mich nach links
Er schlug mich nach rechts
Der Wichser jauchzte meinen Arsch die ganze Nacht
Aber ich bin nicht sauer auf sie voreingenommen dad
Das ist die beste verdammte Muschi ich je hatte
Haben Sie eine Tasche von Unkraut und eine Flasche Wein
Ich werde fuck, dass Hündin nur ein weiteres Mal
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>>688031253
Check these dubs
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Ich bin ein Alabama Nigger und ich will frei sein
Hölle mit dem N-Doppel A C P

Ich trinke nicht
Ich weiß nicht fluchen
Ich möchte auf der Vorderseite der Fahrt mit dem Bus

Ich bin ein Alabama Nigger und ich will frei sein
Hölle mit dem N-Doppel A C P

Ich will essen, wo die weißen Leute essen
Denn ich bin weiß auf der Unterseite der Füße

Ich bin ein Alabama Nigger und ich will frei sein
Hölle mit dem N-Doppel A C P

Wir schrauben nicht wie die weißen Leute tun
Wir schrauben nur, bis wir durchkommen

Ich bin ein Alabama Nigger und ich will frei sein
Hölle mit dem N-Doppel A C P

I wanna be weiß mehr und mehr
So kann ich an der Nigger nebenan Hündin

Ich bin ein Alabama Nigger und ich will frei sein
Hölle mit dem N-Doppel A C P

Ich bin diese Melodie froh kam
Wir trugen done ein Nigger Song aus

Ich bin ein Alabama Nigger und ich will frei sein
Hölle mit dem N-Doppel A C P

Ich will sein weiß nicht verstehen Sie
So kann ich in einem trashigen weißen Band spielen

Ich bin ein Alabama Nigger und ich will frei sein
Hölle mit dem N-Doppel A C P

Ich bin ein Alabama Nigger und ich will frei sein
Hölle mit dem N-Doppel A C P
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>>688029759
Tell them "Check 'em".
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>>688031483
story?
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Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer!
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>>688031253

all rook same

rolling
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>>688036234
Go back to the containment board.

You're being a newfaggot.
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>>688031253
rollerino
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Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika.
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt Erika.
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika.

In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Erika.
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück, Erika.
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika.

In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika.
Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
Schaut's mich an, Erika.
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Erika.
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I just would like to say to this class that you have made a huge mistake not skipping this, I would also like to say these kinds of people in the world exist and do not approach any of them, especially the lad presenting this.
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>>688031253
Roll!
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Das Leben ist wie ein Nigger
Hier in der alten Nigs
Ich hasse Nigger Ficken
Niggers suck dick
Sie sind alle arm wie Obama
Scheiß auf Michelle Obama

niggers
Ich hasse sie
Sie sind dumm , und sie können Steuern nicht tun
niggers
Niggers sind so dumm, und sie sind auch schlecht
niggers
Schauen Sie sich Nigger sie versuchen, Geld zu sammeln,
Aber sie können nicht dazu führen, sie alle ihr Geld ausgeben
Sie sind Nigger , und sie sind so verdammt Nigger
Ich hasse sie
Niggidy - Nigger nicht wissen, wie alles ohne Huhn zu tun
Nigger wie Wassermelone und Huhn
niggers
Niggers sind so dumm, und sie sind Nigger
Woo woo , Nigger !
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>>688031253
Roll
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[Phife]
Am Anfang war es Adam und Eva
Aber einige versuchen, es wie Adam und Steve aussehen
Wie Georgie, warum kann ein Honig kein Geld finden
Ich konnte nicht glauben, als ich herausfand, er war lustig
Sie wissen, heftig mit nur sein rechtes Ohr durchbohrt
Ich konnte es nicht hacken, wusste ich diesen Bruder jahrelang
Wandern in der ville mit ihnen langen Dreadlocks
Aber auf der DL, immer den Hintern Kasten getan
Oh mein Gott, wie grob kann man sein
Naja, jedenfalls besser, ihn als mich
Wird mit der Mannschaft zu sein, nach unten und die Mädchen hatten die def waren
Statt auf der rechten Seite zu bleiben, fiel er nach links ab
So ist Herr J, dass Sie gehen weiter
Ziehen Sie den Rest seiner Karte, weil ich ärgerlich bin

[Herr Jamar]
Mein Mann George bekam einen Keim, der ist krank
Das Leiden von Terminal scag
Aber nie erwischt zu werden wie eine Kippe zu Fuß
Das ist nicht seine Tasche verursachen die Pest hatte Angst, zu einer Parade in Drag
Anstatt also er die DL gespielt, Brüder bekommen jel
Ursache Honig ist auf seinen Schwanz, aber Geld wird nicht anschwellen
Er würde lieber nennen Manuel für ein kleines Duell
Haben Sie einen Schwertkampf mit Werkzeugen
Er verwundet, und ich kann nicht verstehen,
Warum ein Mann möchte ein schwacher Chiffre Mann zu sein
Ich dachte, der Plan wie ein Fels hart zu sein war
Nicht Reiten ein schotte, auf einem Hahn saugen
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>>688031253
Rolling.
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Ha ha ha ha ha, lesen Sie in diesem bizarren
Rapper Stil von mir verwendet , die B.I.G
Ich habe meinen Schlüssel - Sie legen Sie Ihre Schlüssel in , Geld, das wir werde seein "
Wird die fuckin ' Decke erreichen , beim Check- überprüfen Sie es
My Calico spannte worden , dieses Rap Alfred Hitchcock
Drop - top-notch , playa hass gon ' stoppen
Dieser Zeitpunkt , Rappern zu hartnäckig
Schnell Biggie Namen auf Scheiße , machen meinen Namen Geschmack zu spucken
Wie ass , wenn Sie es sprechen , sehen mich auf der Straße
Ihr Schmuck ? Sie können es halten , dass unser kleines Geheimnis sein
Sehen Sie mich , B , das heißt, ich das heißt, G sausen
Motherfuckers immer noch in meinem biz
Sie wissen nicht, sie mein nigga Gutter fuckin ' Entführungs Kinder
Fuck ' em in den Arsch, werfen ' em über die Brücke
Das ist, wie es ist , ist meine Scheiße gelegt
Fuck, dass "beef " Scheiße , ist , dass die Scheiße gespielt
Y'all die Galle bekam alles, was ich machen ist ein Telefonanruf
Alle y'all von morgen verschwinden
Alle Ihre Waffen entlehnt ist , ich fühle mich nicht Trauer
Eigentlich Ihr Mann das Gat zu mir vorbei , jetzt überprüfen diese
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>>688029759

tell all the ladies how to get to 4chan and make sure they know how to take a selfie
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Hey du kleines reiches Kind , was ist Ihr Rindfleisch ?
Kommen Sie und sagen Sie der Grym Reaper alle Ihre Trauer
Sie fragten nach einem Benz und Sie haben nur einen Jeep
Ihre pop bekam Enden , aber yo , er ist verrückt billig
Vielleicht bist du ein Bastard Kind, das Sie denken
Mama und Papa sind weiß , und Sie sind dunkel wie Tinte
Vielleicht bist du Sizilianer mit einem tan
Aber Sie hassen Lasagne und der Pizza-Mann
Jetzt sind Sie auf dem Grab digga Grundstück stehen und
Sie singen den Blues über das raue Leben du hast
(Nicht !) Sie leben nicht wollen, nicht mehr
Ich denke, du bist wirklich bereit für den Friedhof Tour
Wenn Sie nach Hause kommen , versiegeln Sie nur Ihre Fenster und Sie Türen
Schalten Sie den Backofen auf hoch für etwa vier Stunden
Licht, das Sie mit einem stumpfen , küssen deinen Arsch auf Wiedersehen
Sie vergast selbst , denn es ist ein Selbstmord
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Jesus rief, sagte er, er der disses krank ist
Ich sagte ihm, Schimpfen zu beenden, ist dies nicht eine verdammte Hotline
Für eine verdammte Schrumpfung sheesh, ich habe bereits meine
Und er funktioniert nicht verdammt, ich glaube, ich meine verdammte Zeit bin verschwenden
Ich Taktungs 6.03 und gehen Post
Dies ist die Rache der Schwänze, ist, dass neun Schwänzen, dass Hahn Neunen
Dies ist kein V Tech Scheiße oder Columbine
Aber nach Bowling, ging ich nach Hause für einige verdammt Adventure Time
(Was würden Sie tun?) Ich rutschte mir ein paar rosa Xannies
Und rund um das Haus in All-Over-Print Höschen getanzt
Meine Mutter ist weg, dass verdammt breit wird mich nie verstehen
Ich bin nicht Homosexuell, ich möchte nur Boogie bis zu einem gewissen Marvin
(Was Sie von Hayley Williams denken?) Fick sie, raubt Wolf Haley 'em
Ich werde diese verdammte Flugzeug zum Absturz bringen, dass Schwuchtel nigga B.o.B ist in
Und erstechen Bruno Mars in seiner goddamn Speiseröhre
Und wird nicht aufhören, bis die Bullen kommen in
Ich bin ein Überflieger, so wie etwa ich ein Team von Führungskräften starten
Und abholen Stevie Wonder der Wide Receiver zu sein?
Grünbuch, Goldzähne und schwangere Golden Retriever
Alles, was ich will, fuck Geld, Diamanten und Hündinnen, brauchen sie nicht
Aber wo die fetten an? Ich habe etwas "zu füttern em
Es ist ein paar Koch Bücher, die schwarzen Kinder wollten nie 'em zu lesen
Snap zurück, grün ch-ch-chia Ficken Blätter
Es ist schon ein paar Monate, und Tina ist immer noch nicht ihre verdammte weben Dauerwelle, verdammt
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