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What fucking sun, mate

>>688010585
Hit 30° in the Midlands today, I'm classing that as sun.

Was at the beach with my bong like the true cretin i am.

Frenchfag living in Aberdeen, not out because i work at 4am..

I'm ginger.

>>688010248
It's 8pm mate. Sun's gone in.

>>688011866
Dubs dont lie, but look out a fucking window youth

>>688011576
My favourite thing about sunny British days is the constant smell of weed everywhere.

>>688011749
Kek

>>688012405
You're very welcome.

>>688012655
I'll be joining you once the sandniggers next door get inside. Got water thrown at me yesterday.

>>688013453
Just for smoking?

>>688014319
Just a little sploof. No kids around or alcohol being consumed, I guess theyre just ultra conservative

>>688014594
Sucky, enjoy your smoke dude.

Neighbours are fucking shit. I currently live next door to some noisy chav cunt who sits around shouting very loudly at fifa till the early hours on one side. Some jobless family who don't speak English and have their little shit kids running round, banging, screaming and crying constantly. Like some times until 3am during the week.

I fucking hate people.

I also wish I had a neighbour I could share a spliff over the garden wall with. Probably while we bbq some cool shit. Instead I just stay indoors away from them with my headphones on to drown out the noise.

>>688015180
Some jobless family who don't speak English and have their little shit kids running round, banging, screaming and crying constantly. Like some times until 3am during the week.

on the other side.

>>688015180
I've just moved to Hove, know literally nobody. just been going and finding places to smoke/work for the last 3 weeks because my landlord lives in the same building.......

what baccy/cigs you guys smoke? I've become quite partial to smoking on the weekends.

I am aware of the slippery slope pls dnt

>>688015291
I'm in the exact same situation. Regeneration areas might be cheap, but theyre full of dipshit cunts who can't control their kids and understand how a non scum society works.

I miss Manchester

I am outside, spliff in one hand and a pint in the other, it's been a perfect day

>>688015739
Gold Leaf for rolling and Richmond for smoking because im a cheap cunt

No one in Telford seems to go outside.

>>688015739
20 Rothmans.

>>688016002
richmond is bad man baccy

>>688015862
I live in Manchester m8 :(

I want to move somewhere better, preferably detached. But I live alone and house prices have already run out of reach for me for anything but my shitty little mid-terrace.

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Manchester too, yeah its too hot outside and no garden, so im in my flat sweating into this cute little outfit ;)

Also manchester... well greater manchester. i'm likely to get stabbed just from going to the shop to get milk for mah bru so i tend to sit at the pc on 4chan instead >.>

trying to finish all my work for sixth-form.

>>688016724
I'm the terrace fag above. I decided to leave the house today to go for a ride on my motorbike. Literally got 0.5 miles from my house and one of the cars I filtered past in traffic started beeping furiously at me for some reason. I decided on this occasion to not bother flipping him off and carry on with my journey. There were two young black lads in there looking gangsta. Literally chased me through traffic for 10 miles until I lost them. They must have had to make some very dangerous moves to keep up with me.

I eventually lost them and just came back home to get stoned alone. Day ruined by leaving the house. Fuck going outside.

>>688016002
golden v from the aiirport and mayfair if i'm going out
i feel u

>>688016419
br0

>>688016419

skypez??

>>688017130
Fuckin city is infested with pakis and niggers.

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Fucking roasting in Sheffield. Or was. Gonna be a warm night.

Just shared a joint with the Mrs. Now sat posting this while she watches Twilight.

>inb4 "bet you're the one watching it faggot"

>>688017424

why did you marry a stupid feminist?

>>688017130
I feel you.i had a motorcycle before i got a car.i choose to cycle half the time now but it's just the same. only difference is they dont seem to understand my bike is worth literally 5X more than my car and i can sit at 30 easily yet im a cunt for filtering through half a mile of traffic and they MUST get past me... just to go and sit in traffic for 10 minutes as i cruise past.. i just cant be arsed with most people.

>>688017336
It looked from my view in the mirror like one of them was reaching for a gun while the other guy was on the phone to god knows who. Shit was genuinely pretty scary. I have no idea whatsoever of what I did that made them react like that.

>>688016419
kik?

>>688010976
yeah weather was fucking cash.

>>688010248
Well i dried my towels outside so i got a little bit of sunlight on my ghostly pale skin but otherwise i've been far too busy catching up on the entire of season 2 of brooklyn nine-nine and transcoding these 2nd hand dvds i bought.
Besides i have no reason to leave the house. Everything i need is in here - food, drink, toilet facilities and unlimited entertainment thanks to the internet and a 50 inch tv.

>>688015180
Nan, get off 4chan

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>>688017274
>>688017220

sissysubcharlotte

>>688014594
>>688014319
>>688013453
I fucking hate the ultra muslims. I'm a muslim myself (although my family say i'm basically an atheist at this point) and if my neighbor was smoking a spliff i'd vault the fence with my bong

>>688018576
have you got a kik?

>>688017424
post her nudes

>>688019216
I've had a couple of muslim friends over the years who have smoked weed. I think mostly because they were not allowed to drink. They did say though that although the quran doesn't specifically mention weed by name, it is implied that weed is also not allowed - I seem to recall it said something about 'not getting intoxicated' or something like that.

>>688017645
Only ever liked manchester in the 90s when it was loosely referred to as madchester. Lots of raves went on and the city was great.

>>688019216
You'd be more than welcome to vault my fence! I just can't deal with with having the police called and water thrown, because they think smelling something will make the invisible mountain guy angry at them

>>688017805
Phil?

islay here.

I'm not used to it. feel kind of sick tbh

Some anon told me to GTFO so I have to stay here forever, otherwise he wins.

>>688019670
I'm of the Madchester/ gunchester era. Definitely the best and friendliest time of my life!

>>688016419
Stretford reporting in.
You?

>>688019670
>>688020110

Where do you fags live now? I need to get out of here. Preferably somewhere with no chavs. And no Bangladeshis. I don't mind Indians or Chinese or even Poles. But the Bangladeshi culture just seems so inconsiderate and selfish.

>>688010248
because it's cloudy

>>688020454
I live in Seattle now.

>>688019670
There still are, they moved more towards Timperly and Alty.
A lot of them don't get shut down which is why most people don't hear much of them. There's a private FB chat if you want in.

>>688020737
Go on get me in it fella.

>>688020454
Depends where you are in Manchester, Alty and Urmston are 2 places I go that are "clean".

>>688020454
I live near Alton Towers in Staffs now. Staffordshire Moorlands is white as fuck, but Stoke has become a slav pit

>>688020737
>in his 40s
>still munching pills every weekend

your brain must be fucked m8

>>688019629
HAHA that is the exact same excuse I use. And yeah i'm pretty sure weed is not allowed because you have to be in a stable mental state at all times - no intoxication.

Who gives a crap though really, I enjoy my life much more with drugs

>>688020454
Devon, come here, shit's cash

>>688021028
Does it count if you don't feel intoxicated? All my stoner friends are seikh or muslim so I've always wondered

>>688020919
I'm in the East side of Greater Manchester at the moment. I've not spent much time in that area, but I'll definitely check it out. Thanks.

>>688020944

I was also thinking of moving to Leek/areas around there. I work in Macclesfield so it would be a pretty similar length of commute. Prices seem slightly cheaper than where i am now. Although the further from Leek and closer to Stoke you get, the prices seem to drop a bit.

>>688021015
No pills only bud and booze, and I'm 20.

>>688021376
There's a reason for that, lot of areas are just terrible. Definitely recommend Leek, close to Manc but far enough away from the shit areas

>>688021352
That's a good question, although I wouldn't feel safe asking a muslim scholar it

My weed tolerance went to the point where i'd smoke a pure joint and feel pretty much nothing but a buzz. So I guess you could say I wasn't really intoxicated

>>688021486
>going raving without pills

>>688021376
East Manchester is fucking full of them. I'm not bothered but when I was riding to work the other week, there was a school trip getting on bus of ~20 kids, 2 were white.

>>688021713
I don't enjoy being completely fucked.

>>688021670
Would it be considered offensive to ask then? None are massively orthodox, but still follow the usual rules etc

I have barely any friends and the ones I do have are all working. My gf has gone home for the week and all I've done is chat with my chav neighbour in my back garden for an hour.

>>688022169
Chav neighbours can be golden sometimes. Depends if theyre a lovable Devvo type or a stanley knife, mandem type