>>688006438
you forgot to include the part where it was all a dream

>>688006438
hey I don't believe you man, I think you might be lying

>>688006560
I believe him, why would he lie about something like this?

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I banged her too, shit was good man.

>>688006438
fuck off, cara!

>>688006438
>ITT: anons trying to convince another anons they're not virgins.

>Implying she would waste her time with normal people now that she can date A list celebrity men.
She probably has several superstars calling her and texting her.

>>688006438
was she better in bed than your Canadian girlfriend?

>>688006750
I have a big cock. Thats why she chose me over celebrities.

I dont see anyone else posting photos?

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>>688006560

>>688006659
>ged her too, shit was good man.

OP here. Im calling bullshit. Why would she sleep with you?

I banged Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom once...

What? It just came organically.

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Banged Amy Schumer after i coated her in honey. Even took a pic.

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We did some shit when I was younger, its hard to remeber now tho. I just remeber him being Dom af.

>>688006438
you too? what a coincidence!

>>688007026

aww pierce!

>>688006438
how was it OP

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Banged her
Loves anal and swallowed

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who /cerise is at my house/ here?

>>688007282
Who's that? It's me Burt Reynolds.

Or... Fat Brando

>>688006979
Why would she with you?
Not the anon you replied to.

Fucked Kate Upton on top of Justin Verlander. No bullshit.

>>688006905
4 inches isnt considered big

timestamp

>>688007386
Twas good. She likes doggystyle. No blowjob or anal.

Nice tits, cute ass. Not too wild, but she was kind of drunk.

>>688007515
>Why would she with you?
>Not the anon you replied to.

lol. I don't have time to fucking explain. Your just jealous mother fuckers

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>>688006438
No, no you didnt

>>688007745
I know right, I banged her like 50 times

>>688007592
> timestamp

Faggot detected

>>688006438
I fucked Danny DeVito while Adam Sandler choked me. No bullshit

>>688007491

Shut up Leonard, I know about your crooked wang

>>688007745
sure you do thats why you made this thread

>>688007745
I don't have time to explain how I fucked her before you so you got sloppy seconds.

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>>688006905
Because we're not full of shit

>>688007888
kys

but ur trips are fukin sick

>>688007895
Oh yeah? Well, your frozen pizzas fucking suck.

>>688006438
Yee, i had a threeway with her and emma stone bro, shit was cash. She told me you had a chode too

You mean in Montreal, where it was filmed... I worked on set haha

>>688008299
i was in the movie

>>688008203
can confirm your hands were a good lay

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Man OP, she must be a slut cause I fucked her too. Crazy so many if us fucked her. She must be cock crazy. I also fucked pic related while she filmed the professional. Shit was cash, she loved it and took my cock and put it in her own ass mid fuck. As dumb as all this sounds is exactly as dumb as you sound to all of us OP. Fuck off.

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>>688006901
underrated post

>>688006438

she's a dyke guys.

>>688009033
she loves the cock nigger

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>>688008299 youre right lol
>>688006438 why the fuck would she be in Atlanta during filming lmao

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>>688009033
Can't be, cause like three of us fucked her...

i've told /b/ about this like 5 times, it takes an hour to convince people. cbf.

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>>688006438
Posted before. Banged Avril Lavigne a couple few times in hs. Not a big deal she wasn't big things yet and kind of a slut. I used to throw parties at my place (live in farm just outside Napanee) never left. Alcoholic loser. But did pump a couple fee loads into a famous pop whore.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>688006438
Yeah, of course and I have fucked Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Muhammad Ali and the queen of England

>>688008299
Dubs speaks truth

>>688009550
Thats impressive, Ali when he was alive?

>>688008080

no such thing as bad press

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She was so wild last week

>>688009936
Unsurprisingly, yes

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Carmen sucked my dick

>>688009240
was she any good? Ever date? Pics from hs?

X men wasnt even filmed in atlanta, it was in quebec

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>>688006438

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was on off with her for a few years, still good friends

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Shit was exactly the opposite of cash

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Miranda Cosgrove, no joke. Danny boy trained her to do amazing deepthroat.

>>688009240
Goon on ya, mate. I banged a celeb myself, but don't waste time posting on /b/. Little faggots (a) don't believe you, or (b) want so much info that they can i.d. you.

When I watch my celeb on TV I just smile. My gf asks me "do you like her?" fucking kek to the max...

>>688007484
lol

back to >>>/got/ faggot

literally a bigger shithole than /b/

>>688010613
story?

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took her virginity last year, shit was so cash

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Banged Paul giamatti in the back of a zoo in south Dakota

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At least I think we did. My memory's a little hazy.

>>688011263
>virgin with HIV

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>>688006511
IT WAS ALL A DREAM

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Alright this is ZestVK and I'm gonna teach you how to make a grilled banana

>>688007199
Kek

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Take your Cinnamon but not too much

I used to read word up magazine

>>688011396
kek

>>688010968
knew a lot of the same people and bumped into her a lot at social events etc (really had a thing since buffy) got talking and asked her if she would like to go for dinner sometime, was dating for a year then she was away a long time working so hardly saw each other then called it quits but started up again a few months later sex was great, loved anal play and oral and a swallower

>>688011400
bro don't hate because I get primo babes

>>688012130
Now im on 4chan shakin my D

>>688007173
Kek

>>688012344
sasha gray. she quit porn because she got hiv

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i banged bella thornes sister

>>688007484
>cerise
it's carice

>>688012540
proof??

if she was in porn then why was shit tight af and gagged on dick?

literally just give up dude and maybe you can escape this with only the people in this thread thinking you're a retard

>>688012783
o fuk

>>688006659
So you tasted her actual shit and shit hole ? How did it taste, bro?

>>688013210
fag

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>>688006905
>>>688006750

>I dont see anyone else posting photos?

Funny stuff

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>>688013471

>>688009240
So um...you were a sk8ter boi, right? Kek

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>>688012599
she said she was saving her ass for her future husband though

>>688012331
>loved anal play and oral and a swallower
That's amazing if true. Was she into rough, wild sex too? Any crazy story to share?

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I plowed her behind a convenience store in Santa Fe. The Indian clerk came out and gave me the thumbs up.

>>688006438
Dirt bag.. the movie was filmed in Montreal. Nice one

>>688006438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXLgz3wH2n8

>>688006905
If you can produce OC then I might believe you. Until then you're just a sad boy

Tell the story then.

>>688013651
>>688013795
What's up with that spam? If you don't like a thread, just ignore it. What's the point?

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>>688009240

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>>688013971

>>688007173
wow what a waste of honey

>>688007830
What's this from again?

>>688010613
Absolutely fuck you

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Your going to like this what you're witnessing now is singles.

>>688013849
looks like a shoop, with corn
no one has so many warts and so cute feet.

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>>688014127
Now these are what I call dubs

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>>688014255
Now this is dubs beyond dubs known as trips

>>688014255
I like where this is going...

>>688014364
FAIL

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>>688006905
>"I don't see anyone else posting photos?"
>doesn't post photos

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Never fucked an actual celeb but I fucked lia about a year ago in va beach.

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>>688014127
>>688014255
shit

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>>688014364
And this is my ultimate get

>>688013210
not today

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>>688014461
I'll help you father

>>688006438
Bullshit OP. Any Proof?

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>>688014562
Check these dubs

>>688014364
Now I will show my true power

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>>688014605

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>>688006438
no bullshit. after a ceremony.

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>>688014691

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>>688014448
same tbh fam

she's a dirty slut, i choked her and smacked her ass until she came

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>>688013728

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KAKOROT was weak

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>>688006438
Does it count if I paid a pornstar to take my Virginity?

>>688007402
I'm assuming you mean she raped you with a huge strapon, jerked you off into your own mouth and made you swallow.

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>>688014833
Check this godly get

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>>688014364
>>688014461
>>688014605
>>688014691
>>688014763
It's okay, guys. You can stop trying now. It's over.

>>688007402
really?

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>>688008842

>>688006438
xmen was filmed in Canada bitch

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>>688014912

>>688013210
nope

>>688014605
>>688014691
that's not weird at all lol
never change /b/

>>688014080
Billy Madison.
Kek

>>688010894
don't be so braggy Dan. fuck, I'm so jelly of him. All that jailbait free pussy...

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do porn stars count?

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>>688015124

Fucked WR back in her famous years. I was in her circle of friends with benefits. Unbelievable times. Can't say her name cause I'm still in the business .

>>688010297
Ya she was enthusiastic enough. Gave good head. Wouldn't swallow. No pics, it wasn't the same as it is now w nice cameras on all our tech. Put it In her ass once hen she was hella drunk. Was pretty cash.

>>688006438
Prove it or an hero

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>>688015271

Salt n Pepper and Heavy D up in the limousine

>>688015249
Winona Ryder?

>>688006750
>Implying movie stars are above fucking randos or fans

Don't forget they're people too

>>688013210
Zimbabwe

>>688015776
>tfw you don't know if anon is trolling or bumping

>>688006560
you mean someone would just go on the internet and make up lies?

>>688013555
Not as funny as those trips.

>>688010615
underrated post

>>688013210
Fag

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>>688009177
Rekt

>>688006438
Let's use Bayes's rule.

P(bangedcelebrity | on 4chan) = P(on 4 chan | banged celebrity)P(banged celebrity)/P(on 4chan)

Now, the probability of being on 4chan in the society at large is probably pretty small, I give you that. But the probability of being on 4chan given that you've banged a celebrity is miniscule, not to mention just the probability of banging a celebrity anyway. Depends on definition of celebrity, but still.

Essentially you're all lying. I just took the time to type this, though, so either I have no life or troll successful. Inclusive or. Both. ok.

>>688013849
Tactical advantage in sprints

>>688006560
Do you tink someone would do that?
Just post lies on the internet?

>>688006905
HOW WOULD SHE KNOW???

>>688006438
a friend of mine had sex with a pornstar, Valentina Nappi, while her bf was at home in another room.

I guess you really have to be a true cuck to date a pornstar

>>688015271
>>688015334
What are you posting this for?

Thanks for bumping that dead thread. And don't worry, I will make a new thread when we reach bump limit. Real or not, I love to hear stories about celebrities.

>>688012783
Wtf, zambie?

>>688006659
U banged Pope Francis?

>>688008842
>she loved it and took my cock and put it in her own ass
KEK

>>688007888
Nigger detected

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>>688006438
Yeah, I fucked the pope once.. Well it was more like him fucking me when I was an alter boy. Wait...

>>688011788
I used to read word up magazine
Salt and Peppa and HeavyD up in the limousine

All posts except for two are true. So Fuck You and Spiderman

>>688013210
don't die mom

>>688015654
Maybe.....

>>688013210
oh nos

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I blew GG Allin after a concert in Chicago. Shit was disgusting, but still awesome.

Only person I ever told was my ex girlfriend, but she's dead now, so, I'm in the clear...

>>688013210
fuck you

>>688006438
Ummmm someone should tell OP that Xmen never filmed in Atlanta.

OP is cock a shit

>>688014066
You know she ate it all.

>>688016567
What the fuck

>>688013210
n0nce

>>688018477
kek

>>688012783
why is he so wet? i can understand it near the body entrances, but even his arms are wet.

>inb4 bacteria

>>688019602
Because the body is decomposing m8, and it gets like watery

>>688007888
Nigger

>>688019849
i expected it to be less wet, kinda foul drying tissue

>>688019849
looks like a drowner for me.

>>688013977
Definitely photoshop.

Also everyone is full of crap.

>>688013210
fu

>>688008842
Why did leon have woman's underwear in his house?, he lived alone and it would be unlikely he invited women over. Was he a transvestite?

>>688010613
bollocks

>>688015275
If what you said is true, I envy you beyond belief
You got to fuck her cute little ass

>>688013210
Keep my momma safe tonight

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>>688020865
Was the only big thing I ever did. And I didn't even know it was a bug deal. Never left the farm. A drunk and a used to be cool guy. Nothing to envy.

>>688009964
pics?

>>688013210
nah bruh

>>688021751
M8 I'm a 26 year old virgin. Trust me, I envy you.

That said, I hope things improve for you.

>>688012783
BOOOOMEEERR!!!

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>>688006511
IT WAS REAL IN MY HEAD! 6 GORILLION PEOPLE WERE EATEN BY LICE DURING THE GREAT HOLO-LENS YOU INCENTIVE NAUTSEA

>>688013849
That's corn kernels and glue.

>>688019602
people are made up of like 70% water. + this guy was fat, which is even more fluid retention
funeralfag here

>>688009550
Is that how Ali died?

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I fucked Amanda Leathermen one time

closest thing to a celebrity, so drunk.

>>688013210
i hate you

I had a threesome with kate upton, kim K. They didnt know what the fuck to do so they begged for more at the end

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>>688006560
Why would someone make up something online? hes gains nothing out of it you pleb

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>>688014804

>>688013210
ok you got me u nigger

>>688022374
>search google for all these images, all easily found online
Unless you post pics, doesn't have to be nudes, just pictures not on websites i might believe you

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>>688006438
After a concert in Indy 15 years ago, she kicked my date in the face so we got backstage.

>>688013210
U fuck

>>688013210
mmmm i would not like that

>>688013210
u r a nigger

>>688020157
same, i thought they took him out of the bathtub. do people really get this wet when they decompose ?

>>688010076
Get out of here Dennis Rodman

Why was she in Atlanta during filming? X-Men Apocalypse was filmed in Canada........

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>>688022607
we have an internet detective in our midst

Waiting on Shillary to win so I can post her nudes. She loves anal but has a sensitive bladder. Shitted all on my dick. Fucking old people

>>688023376
A lot of your photos are from creepy Eastern European fan sites

>>688006438
Pics or it didnt happen.
Screenshot needed

>>688006438
I live within 10 miles of this hoe.

>>688013777
BJORKING BRILLIANT BRO

>>688023376
>the first two pics you posted can't be found online
Nigga you serious?