Gfs asleep, trips decide what I do, be inventive
Mabey you could put kitty litter on her so the cat will poop on her, I'm assuming you have a cat, your house seems like the type to have a cat
Yes. Yes it does
Shit on a plate and smack her with it then record it and upload to 4chan
>>688001052
Wake her up and recite "Shrek is love Shrek is life" to her.
>>688001052
look at the finger
holy shit it's the "dubs checkem" guy except in woman form.
>>688001052
Take off your clothes, remove her pants and panties, put in her panties, shit in them, remove panties, redress her with shitty panties, clean yourself off, then wake her and tell her that shit herself.
>>688001932
>catman reflection
whisper the lyrics for heart of madness by kodomo band into her ear.
Check 'em bae
>>688003986
I like this one, I'll do this if dubs come up. She's starting to move now hope she doesn't wake up
>>688001052
Running like hell would be my advice. Never look back.
finger in pooper
>>688004164
Lick her elbow
>>688004085
i'll show you some goddamn dubs boiii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ur1IOzu0I4
>>688004152
Troll handses.
wrap the cat in the sheets and set it on her head.
>>688004326
She has. I call her old shovel hands, she does not like it
put your dick in her face
>>688001052
Take pics of pussy and tits. Post to thread.
Print out thread with photos clearly visible. Staple said pages together, put them in an envelope, on the outside write love:anon :)
Post results
Show us her pussy
>>688001052
post pic of tits
Erase the drawing on her face
>>688004645
Rolling.
>>688004645
Roll
shit mustache
pile as many blankets on her as you can
>>688004645
Roll
raping own gf... that must be an healthy relationship
Take your pants off, position asshole over her nose, shaft really hard.
Compose a sonnet of your guys love then perform it on vocaroo but with bigger and Donald Trump in it.
>>688005089
Supposed to be shart
Also rolling again
Put your balls on her eyes like glasses
Make her breakfast in bed
Hurry up guys she's waking up!!
>>688004645
This pls
Cum on tits
>>688004645
Rolling furiously
Roll for this
>>688005528
Rolling for this
Does she always check em while she naps?
tits or gtfo
>>688005528
Rolling for this.
>>688004645
Rolling for this
Post her face
>>688001052
sharpy in pooper
>>688005773
damn so close
Stand over her completely naked, slowly jerking off until she wakes up. When she wakes up run off laughing like a little school girl.
>>688005727
Why would I post her face? Idiot
rape her
Pull down her pants sniff her ass
>>688005327
roll
>>688005949
rolll
>>688004049
kek
close your computer and go outside
>>688005673
roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jby-QOBCbjM
negrito
Show us her face, tits and pussy all in one pic.
take a shit on her face
>>688005889
You said while she was asleep so anything goes faggot
>>688006155
roll
>>688001619
>your house seems like the type to have a cat
How the fuck anon?
How the fuck did you guess it?
>>688004645
Rolling rock my dudes
>>688006155
rolI
>>688004645
Rolling for this
dick in butt
>>688004645
roll
Op is stupid faggot posting a hard-to-get get just so we can hear him whisper song lyrics in her ear. Fuck you OP do something exciting like slit her throat and stick your dick inside it and nut
>>688006228
OP here, I'm genuinely wondering the same thing
punch a hole in the wall with her face
rko style
Take the cat and lift it over her head. Then cut the cat's throat the bleed it out all over her face. post video
Jam your cock in her eye and make her a Pirate, OP
>>688006445
ROLLLLL FOR THIS
Stick her finger up your butt then wait until she wakes up.
Put the cats paw on her asshole
>>688001052
Checkem
>>688006666
boom goes the dynamite
>>688006622
>>688006666
heart of madness time OP
>>688006558
Your the reason that any bad has ever happened. Ever
>>688006666
Heyoooo